>girl is interested in you >she's fat

you seem easy for her, sorry for that

>>34800236
I know, it's a real blow to the self-confidence for a fatty to think I'm in her league

>girl was interested in you
>she is "agender"
>too beta to ask if she has a dick or pussy and now shes dating chad
>still dont know

>>34800198
>girl is interested in you
>she doesn't exist

>>34800269
Dodged a bullet imo

>>34800263
>for a fatty to think I'm in her league
Other than being thin what makes you better than her? Is she a bad person?
Are you a HKV spreglord? Are you tall and fit? Are you an 8/10 chad who shouldn't be on this board?

>>34800285
>Is she a bad person?
Fat women are selfish bitches.
>Is she a bad person?
Probably.
>Are you tall and fit? Are you an 8/10 chad who shouldn't be on this board?
I like how in your mind if you're not literally perfect you're know better than bottom of the barrel.

>girl is interested in you
>she's half black
Fucking why?

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>>34800198
>Girl is interested in you
>Wake up

>Muted
Damn, really makes me think

Start dating her.
Subtly motivate her to lose fat, BUT - not too much fat, only fuckably thicc. If she gets thin and realises her ability to grab a Chad she'll leave you.

>>34800336

Man you're real edgy. I think you're repressing your homosexuality.

OP post a picture of yourself because you're probably 2/10

>>34800419
>if you don't want to have sex with me you're gay!
Another example of how fat women are the most self-centered people out there.

>>34800435
NOT A WOMAN
Assuming it is a woman says you're some 19 year old fagget try hard who doesn't belong on this board. Go home to mummy Fag

>>34800454
Post picture of penis with timestamp or I don't believe you.

maybe she wont be fat in 10 years

>>34800435

>he thinks there's actual women on /r9k/

woah

>>34800285

Being fat is just plain disgusting and unhealthy. Girls can complain about a guys income all day and get no flack, but god forbid we want a non-diabetic gf who won't be dead of a heart attack at 50.

>>34800468
He made a whole thread because he's a selfish failed normie who wanted to brag /someone/ still finds him vaguely attractive.

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>>34800364
>black chicks
it's the fucking worst

>>34800198
>girl is interested in you
>she's not fat
:(

>>34800336
Well I thought I was better than this. I'm reasonably fit, well-educated and have a good job. I guess being short (5'8) and socially awkward really does make me literal dirt.
I don't about bad but she doesn't strike me as good-natured or nice.

>>34800411
fat girls dont do motivation

>>34800468
This place is normie central, retard.

>>34800511
>being short (5'8) and socially awkward really does make me literal dirt

This is the terrible truth we all must face, anon.

>>34800506
She's not even ugly, she's actually pretty qt and has white genes, but I'm against racemixing desu.

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>people complaining about fat girls liking them
>tfw no belly gf

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>>34800198
>qt shoegaze girl is interested in you
>she is just as autistic as you are and making conversation is impossible

Welp

>>34800411
This guy originally knows whats up

>>34800511
>I guess being short (5'8
I know I said you don't have to be the best to do better than fat chicks, but come on, that's hopelessly short. You might as well settle.

>>34800544
>being stupid
baka

>>34800278

Care to extrapolate?

>>34800555
Checked.

I dont know. If he's really a judgemental asshole then as soon as she gets more fit she'll leave him for someone better.

>>34800544

>letting /pol/.keep you an autistic virgin

dayum

>>34800552
That's when you just say fuck it and be a man. She's not gonna take control so you will.

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>>34800236

First answer, best answer and /thread, as it should be. OP, she just "lowered her standards", she's forcing herself to "like" you but will resent you for being her plan B. Abort the mission.

>>34800511
this reply was originally meant for this post >>34800285

>>34800566
I'm not OP, but I'm fat and I hate myself, and as a result I hate other fat people too. I don't deserve love and neither do they.

>>34800564
I knew OP was a manlet as soon as I saw the thread. Glad to see it's confirmed.

Learn your place, shortie.

>>34800584
Opportunity already missed, we haven't talked in almost a year now.

Everyday i think about messaging her, but im far too much of a pussy

>>34800566
>I think they are saying you can't bash on fat people if you yourself is fat. They are asking if you are fat.

Thanks for translating. I need practice communicating with others.

>>34800511
Well, if you aren't fat, you have every right to say, "I don't want to date a fat person." That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
>>34800564
Please, most men who claim 6 feet are in actuality between 5'8" and 5'10". I see it happen all the time. They just lie and claim 6 feet. Nobody really knows the difference.

>>34800608

I know a similar chick, if she's actually autistic she'll be happy to talk about anime and music all day. So just ask what anime she has been watching and let her sperg.

>>34800632
>Please, most men who claim 6 feet are in actuality between 5'8" and 5'10".
Literally where do you live? I'm 6 foot (measured by a doctor) and I've never seen someone noticeably shorter than me claim to be the same height.

>>34800511
I fat, 5'8 as well, and socially awkward too and had a fat chick into me. Thought I could get past her looks, she didn't even have at least a cute face, but her personality was horrible. Rude, self deprecating, and annoying. Stay away from that girl anon, you'll only be dragged down.

>>34800632
>Nobody really knows the difference.

This is amazing if under 25 gtfo
if over 25 full autismo and beautiful, brother

>>34800663
I live in the South. There's plenty of men who claim they are 6 feet tall. It only becomes an issue if they happen to come across a tall girl. Then it's obvious, but the short girls 5'4" and under usually don't realize that the person is not actually the 6 feet they claim.

5'8" is definitely pushing it, but it's really easy to get away with, especially at heights like 5'10". I've seen men lie at 5'8" though. Nobody calls them out, and they get the ladies albeit short ladies.

>>34800697
This. Why would anyone ever date a fattie? They're all horrible "people" who need to just do the world a favor already

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>>34800269
should have just dated her and then found out before you fugged. then dump her on the spot if she has a dik. literally no cons for doing that

>if poocy
have sex

>if dik
another tranny commits suicide

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>>34800782
he'd get a reputation as a gay if he dated a tranny even if they didn't fug

>>34800697
Why do fat girls often have such bad personalities? It can't be bitterness, they chose to be fat.

>>34800632
i done understand how someone who's 5'8" could claim to be 6'. 4 inches is a lot when it comes to height and it's really obvious.

i'm 5'10" and there's no way i'd claim 6'. it's too easy to see through.

>>34800972
they seem to have personalities just like any other grill imo

the bad one are the socially awkward ones who wear cat ear hoodies

sex with a fat girl is awful. they have no stamina, smell bad and just want to lay there. even if you're fucking face to face you'll get wafts of cheese smell coming from their gut and between their legs.

had sex with a fat chick once. never gain.

>>34801035

you never had sex before

>>34800988
It's because most women don't really understand height differences, especially when they have to look up anyway. Don't get me wrong, any girl roughly 5'5" or higher is going to laugh if you try it, but as far as shorter girls, they aren't going to know. You might as well put 6 feet if you are using a dating application or some shit like that. Or if they ask, "How tall are you?" Obviously they wouldn't be asking if they knew.

>>34800552
hi

it looks like we both have autism

yeah

you want to sit on bench

yeah

lets go

Don't expect them to whip out a measuring tape on the fly and check you.

>>34800552
>>34800642
why do girls like shoegaze so much

What really irks me about fat girls is that if they lost their weight out of nowhere they would have no interest in people like OP and they would be going after Chad Thundercock.

>>34801094
Time to develop a height measuring app for smartphones that will tell chicks how tall their potential date really is. Business will boom.

>>34801142

Honestly if I looked like Chad I'd be fucking Stacies left and right and not deluding myself that I like 6/10 average girls. What's the difference?

>>34801153
I mean, you could. Anyone who is 6 foot calling bullshit should consider obviously they are 6 foot, and know the difference. Consider most women are looking up which distorts the angle. Also consider for men who aren't 6 foot, there's something called spatial reasoning.

Guess what men have more capacity at then women on average? Spatial reasoning. That spatial reasoning helps you, among other things, determine the height of three dimensional objects accurately. Take advantage of it until dude makes his program.

>>34801284
I'll make the program, get an accurate measurement and then sneak in +2 inches to trick roasties.

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>>34800198
>girl is interested in you
>i am not

every time lads

>>34801284
my mom has better spacial reasoning than i do

>>34800549
fucking degenerate get that blubberous 3d filth out of here.

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>>34801014
>no fat awoos

>>34801309
You devious person.

yes i lost her again. i never got the hint from fapping to much. i stopped i forgot she was engaged, now married. she lost interest because she heard that i like to play video games. she picture a date of me playing video games.

>guy is interested in you
>he's a robot

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>tfw standards are impossibly high
>not even social enough to make it a remote possibility

>>34801474
>LARPing as a female to get some attention

>>34801517
>LARP
>Live action
Does this look like real life to you?

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>BFF of girl I spend weekend with tells me she was interested in me
>ugly

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>>34800198
>she's fat
>still not interested in you

>>34800454
>is nu-male
>believes he's much different from a woman

>girl wants to come over to cuddle and watch movies with you until 1 in the morning
>shoves her tongue halfway down your throat
>says she doesn't want a fwb situation.


Just cuck me, senpai

>>34800263
Yes it's gross. Some fat girl at my volunteer center like me. I'm there to volunteer, not date or talk to anyone.
>go to volunteer every few days
>sit alone studying until kids show up for tutoring
>one day hear her talking with faculty
>"he's so quiet"
>"Yeah, he's weird, but he's kind of cute"

Fuck off and fuck you. I'm here to fucking tutor children and help them with school.

Also kind of funny that I don't talk to anyone and I'm "weird" yet girls still like me because I'm "attractive". Pretty shallow.

>>34801786
>>"he's so quiet"
>>"Yeah, he's weird, but he's kind of cute"

this is why women don't belong in the workplace

they can't stop themselves from making shitty social hierarchies. you're there to do your job not act shitty to people you think aren't dateable

>>34801437
It's doing a service to mankind.

>>34801894
have you ever had a job anon? everyone creates social hierarchies in the work place, most people have huge egos especially in menial jobs where they are desperate for some control over their life and need to feel superior to somebody. Hell social hierarchies even form on this site and most posters act the same way. It's human nature and it's disgusting