What was your first sexual experience irl?

I put my hand down my gfs pants in middle school and came instantly

I sucked my brothers dick when I was 5 or something

>>34800135
Some girl jerked me off at a YMCA summer camp

>>34800135
I was 18 and I touched a flat chested Stacy's chest and gave her cunnilingus, and she said I almost gave her an orgasm. I hate that woman and wish I never met her! She was rotten to the core and was ruthlessly careless with my heart.

>>34800135
Irl
>implying online sexual experiences are sexual experiences...

got a BJ from my teacher, i was 14/15

>>34800135
>sexual experience irl

NORMIE GET OUT RRREEEEEEEEE

>>34800135
My 20 year old cousin sucked my dick when I was 4

I got molested when I was like 7. That's it.

>>34800226
Aaaaaaahhh

ILikeConsensualSex

>>34800135
Accidentally giving someone permision to touch me because I misunderstood their request.
>haha w-what are you doing :) oh, iii understand what you said now.Whoops :')

Felt my practice gf's boobs when I was 19.

>>34800168

Greentext? You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original

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> first IRL sexual experience
> implying

>>34800135
>sexual experience
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>>34800520
Stop doing this, it's triggering my autism.
There aren't supposed to be any spaces there.

>>34800709
> It's just looks better this way to me tbqh famalam desu senpai

I was 11 or 12 years old, at a funeral for a family friend.it was an open casket

Never. origami originoli

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>>34800135
>What was your first sexual experience irl?
Paying an escort for sex when I was 24 years old.

>First sexual experience

>

> be me
> 21
> in Africa on holiday
> prostitute in hotel
> like shaking a stick in a cave
> emptied wallet
> didn't come so I dunno if it counts
> no protection so probably AIDS
> 10 days later, walking through street
> see hooker in school uniform with her friends (it was senior school, so she was at least legal)
> made eye contact
> Froze on the spot

Bumping in the hopes that someone willl read my story and comment on it

>>34800135

Be me, White male age 23.

Getting a digital prostate exam at the doctor's.

55+ Korean nurse practitioner, Julie Soong, NP.

Thought it was digital as in high tech not as in fingers.

Bent me over the exam table, one hand on my lower back, told me to breathe out and relax.

She she stuck 2 fingers up my ass.

I tensed up and clamped down, she rubbed my back and said it was OK, kept rotating her fingers and massage my insides.

As soon as she touched my prostate I got an instant, steel hard boner, started spasming and was ejaculating when her fingers "Plopped" out and she told me to turn around and started a testicle exam, with her clean gloved hand, I was still spurting cum and she laughed and said it was OK and asked if I want a tissue.

When she toughed my sack and move my balls around I was hard like concrete and began cumming again, got my jizz on her hand and sleave.

I fucking started moaning, even mentioned g_d a few times.

She was real good about it, I was humiliated, the I remembered the gay medical assistant guy was also in the room, he was just smiling and blushing, bit he kept looking, I am pretty sure imsaw him lick his lips.

Dr Soong, told me everything looked OK, she said everything seemed to be working and told I was healthy but could stand to loose 25 pounds.

I asked if I could come back tomorrow for another exam, she stopped at the door and laughed telling me, "just one time a year, see you big boy"

I am disgusted with myself.

Not sure if I should call Ken, the MA, he gave me his number.

>>34802593
fuck the korean milf

>17 years old
>just started dating this girl who fell in love with an autist like me
>went to go see "Seven Pounds" in theaters
>shit movie where Will Smith commits suicide with a jellyfish because he felt bad about killing his family by texting while driving
>get to the car
>in the parking lot of the theater we start making out
>she drops her hand to my pants
>starts jerking me off
>I cum
>keep making out
>she reclines her chair and unsnaps her pants
>I finger her
>takes like 45 minutes of her writhing in pleasure and squirming around my fingers
>finally she has an explosive cum and literally screams loud enough that the security guard hears
>we're the only car in the parking lot and it's like 2 AM at this point
>security guard taps on the window while her panties are around her knees

pretty fucking awkward shit but she really loved getting fingered. I fingered her every single day after school

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>be ~6
>play poy poy 2 with a friend
>there's something about hypnosis in it
>play hypnosis later
>pretend to put each other into trances
>while my friend is "unconscious" I check out his dick
>????
>making out and oral and anal somehow

>>34803034
What the fuck is poy poy

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>>34803585
>he hasn't played poy poy 2

why the fuck are you here if you've had sexual experience

Havnt had one

On my 16th birthday, mom got her friend to be my first time.

I'm hoping I'll at least kiss a girl in the next 4 months

>>34805021
>now remembering 8th grade
>was pretty sure i would make out with a girl within 2 months
>10 years later
>khv

>>34804005
I wish my mommy loves me that much. Did she just pull your peepee or did you get full pen?

>>34800135
Nothing. Had none.

i was tickling a girl and decided i'd see if i could fondle her. i was expecting her to tell me to stop but she didn't so i ended up fingering her.

>>34800135
Handjob, around 14 years old.
First online was on omegle when i was 15

>>34800226
Greentext you lying fuck. Only if she's female doe

I lost my virginity on my 21st birthday

>>34800135
I cant be for sure but every time something like this is brought up i vaguely remrmber being 3 or some age under 6 in my house with the daughters of a familiy friend.

I was in a sleeping bag.
Some shit happened and I cant remember.
I remember smelling pee thouhh

>>34805212
We went all the way, it wasn't just once either, I got to spend the weekend with her.

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I got a blowjob and answered a call from my mother.

>>34800478
what exactly is a practice gf?

Never had one and never will.

>>34807340
a girl you use for sex but have no intentions of making it long-term with her

I got molested by my cousin when I was 8 does that count?

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>>34806741
>tfw going down on a girl and she takes a call from her dad

fucked my friends girlfriend while he was in the room lying next to me when i was 12

she got ontop and it really hurt my dick, didnt enjoy it at all, my mom rang and i no joke answered it and left. have not had actual sex since that day and im 22

>>34807450
Did you turn to the camera for a witty southern aside too?

>>34807609
I did, then sad horns played and it faded to black

>>34800135
Some jewess sucked me off in my friends basement.

>>34802593
Pretty awesome

>>34807467
How the fuck did that happen originaled

>>34807666
>sad horns
Devil horns more like.

I cant even blame you if you eventually killed her in some crazy untracable way involving metropolitan public transportation

Went to a brothel for my 20th birthday. Been using escorts ever since. Feels ok.

I was the bull for my cuck roommate in college.

My camp counselor had me suck his dick in the disabled toilets at camp. Feels confusing and arousing