Why is Los Angeles so beautiful?

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...is this a joke...?

it's pure concrete

>>34799169
If I want to go to LA I would just play GTA v or San Andreas and go mass shoot

>>34799511
I often wonder if foreigners play those games and assume these cities are anything like that in reality. Guess I have my answer.

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>>34799484
why are you telling lies on the internet?

I took pic related in the hills. Literally in the center of LA county

>>34799574
great job man but that's really not "Los Angeles" as in the city of Los Angeles

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this is the Los Angeles I knew and loved during my fucking commute

its a paradise full of skids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4tSjJsBMYU

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>>34799620
'Merica has a lot of beautiful untouched nature in it. No need to spend your life haunting the man-made blights on it.

>>34799169
That's not Los Angeles.
>>34799484
This is.

>>34799653
you do have a point

unfortunately i am a ragie wagie and am too tired on the weekends to make long trips into the frontier

>>34799653
L.A. resident of three years reporting in. Sadly you go out to the nice spots less and less the longer you live here. Still love this city though.

>>34799169
>Why is Los Angeles so beautiful?
Its a fucking wasteland of concrete and asphalt, the very air choked with smog and the faint scent of acrid burning tires. Its denizens are either violent, bloodthirsty apes, undocumented alien criminals, HIV-riddled homosexual or Hebrews enslaving these lesser races.
Nothing is beautiful about los Angeles, except for the high likelihood of an earthquake destroying it and everyone living there entirely.

>>34799620
I feel like that's splitting hairs. It's still in the city. it's like a 20-30 minute drive into the hills from most of los angeles.

Also I still think Mid city is beautiful anyways. Sunny, palm trees, the smog gives everything a light sepia filter lol

>>34799791
The worst part about L.A. is that everything is 30-40 minutes from everything else. Driving on the 405 late at night is super fun though.

>>34799169
>>34799574

That doesn't even look beautiful. Looks like pure shit.

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>>34799748
>undocumented alien criminals,

>>34799841
The Hollywood hills are actually really nice. Runyon is really touristy but pretty. Santa Susana Pass is also really nice.

>>34799169
The one in New Mexico or the one in California

>>34799841
Gettin me riled up talkin shit on my hometown. If you think Los Angeles isn't beautiful I don't think you have a soul.

>>34799821
Late night driving in LA is so fun. You can go SO FAST. City lights whizzing past. Race up into the hills and look out over the city. True comfy.

>>34799169
I live in LA and it is no where as bad as other people say it is.
>But concrete
Yes, concrete is kinda good for infrastructure fitting 10,000,000+ people.
>But niggers
Every place has niggers.
>But damocraps
I'm third party. The only reason Cali is blue is because the electoral college basically silences every republican, California is as full of cousin-fuckers as some southern states.
>Earthquakes
Middle america has tornadoes, the south has hurricanes, I learned to live with it.
>Traffic
Yes it is as bad as people say it is. They are building subways so if people start using the God damned things it will be fixed within my lifetime.

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>>34800085
You forgot: no water and being fined for watering your lawn

>>34799169
why are you so beautiful, faggot

>>34800100
I live in an apartment so IDGAF, it's grass and we're in the desert. I used to mow grass for money, why the hell do people want it?

>>34800085
Where at? NoHo reporting in.

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Reminder to report all illegal aliens to ICE. Do not tip off any city police or county sheriff officials, their policy is to look the other way on immigration. Make LA great again, report and deport!

>>34799169
>>34799574
Shhhh... don't tell the normies these places exist or they will ruin them with their grafitti, trash and dogs.

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>>34800156
>put a city in a desert with no water supply and who's only commodity is movies
>expecting that city to be in any way good

>have to drive to Joshua Tree to have a chance at seeing the stars
>have to drive to the beaches in Baja California, Mexico in order to see the Milky Way galaxy and satellites whizzing by

>>34800158
Venice beach here. My uncle lived in Hollywood so I go there a lot to help him with his business.

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Woah. OP here. Went for a hike at Griffith, didn't factor in the post-rain conditions! Do not hike after a rain! Hahahaha. Many people and puppies suffered.

How 2 upIoad vids?

Fuck LA.

t. armenoid.

>>34800307
Aren't you happy your Glendale is glo-ing up?

>>34799748
Go to Trails cafe.

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one thing that bothers me about LA is the fads

like this morning this guy wanted a blueberry muffin and his gf was like "zomg but its not gluten-freee!!" and he was like "i'm not intolerant to anything. i can eat gluten fine." and she's like "but still!!!!! if its not gluten free you shouldn't have it." "gluten free"

like omgg lskdjfldskjf stop lmao

t. someone who used to be that retard

>>34799484
nope just go outside after rain

Thinking of going on a trip to L.A with my gf. How much money should I bring and what are some places to visit?

>>34800533
I bet that girl was hot. I went to LA last spring and the SUV-driving, yoga pants wearing, latte drinking cardio bunnies are not just a meme, they were everywhere.

Also drove out to legitimate bumfuck nowhere, shot targets, blew shit up, camped and did off-roading. So OP I agree that LA with its surroundings are pretty dope. But the city is a concrete wasteland which is sprawly as fuck.

>>34799643
my commute is sunset blvd

like this way but reverse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ompe8z_48LI

https://youtu.be/21WMnNaNkXU

you're on the wrong road

>>34800643
she wasn't. she was ugly and her bf had this whiny squeaky voice. i was trying not to laugh.

and yea, i am one. but what's wrong with being healthy?

it just gets dumb when everyone's trying to 1up each other on health instead of realizing why they're doing what they do. i was like her once and i went through a whole gluten-only phase until i realized i'm not even allergic to gluten lmao i just thought it was healthier (i dont have celiacs so theres no reason to have done this)

lalalhahaahahah

>>34800643
curious where you camped

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Anyone here from the northeast? Vermont is pretty damn nice too.

>>34800170
Reminder to report all sightings of ICE agents to social media so your illegal pals can hide.

>>34799647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ5kW6UCes0
met this fucker before the year this came out, wonder if he's still floating around

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https://youtu.be/20y_RhUq9C0
https://youtu.be/IF7Rb83zvm0

I LOVE LA

>>34800743
i actually commute along PCH through sepulveda and past LAX, it's still shite