/britfeel/

6 days since I talked to my oneitis.

How are you lads doing?

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I love Hannah. I want to marry. I want to impregnate her. I want her.

the depression is getting worse. from nowhere

>>34797757
yeah but does the bitch like mushrooms
DEATH TO ALL MUSHROOM LOVERS

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OH LADDIES IT'S TIME TO POST DEM WAIFUS ALL CAPS EDITION

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>>34797777
>mfw he doesn't like mushrooms

I'm going to get either chinese or pizza for dinner. Suggestions?

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>>34797778
DO WE HAVE TO REPLY IN CAPS?
PoStEd

>>34797804

I recommend a pot noodle

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>Had a problem with my eggs cracking as I dropped them into boiling water
>Someone recommends I start with the eggs in the water then bring to the boil.
>Instead of egg and soldiers I now have a hard boiled egg and some toast

Yeah nice tip asshole

>>34797755
Three days And I dont think I can last much longer

>>34797807

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED ALTHOUGH NOT COMPULSORY SENPAI

>>34797804
Szechuan chicken, fried rice, prawn crackers.

>>34797841
this
but on a pizza

>>34797755
>>34797826
Just spoke to my oneitis there.

No surprises really since she's my girlfriend now and we live together.

>>34797857

Ie reee

>>34797821
Yeah because you're meant to adjust the cooking time when you do that
Why don't you just boil the water than lower the eggs in with a spoon you mong

>>34797755
Stopped talking to oneitus months ago, now have a qt redhead nurse gf that's taking me on holiday in a week and paying for the flights and hotels.

Drop em lads.

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I wish there was a way to eradicate all the normies

>>34797908
You're a ginger as well which is even more impressive.

i have 80 quid in change. dont know what to buy, anyone got any recommendations?

>>34797944

Casino chips

>>34797911
It's the opposite lad. Our genes will multiply - yours will be eradicated.

>>34797965
not a bad suggestion. i do like poker. might buy a new poker set.

>>34797934
Yup. Had an epiphany while I was on holiday with the oneitus and realised I'd basically wasted 2 years in university where I could have pursued someone that was actually interested in me and better for me than her. It's just not worth it to hold onto something that isn't even going to happen.

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>>34797944
This knife is 17 quid

>36 Creme Eggs are 12 quid
>Going to the cinema is about 12 quid
>10 Chicken Balls are 5 quid

Buy scratch cards with the rest

>>34798089
You're right lad. Some girls just won't touch gingers. Better to stick to your own kind.

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>>34797801
it's not that i don't like mushrooms, it's that i fucking hate them, taste, texture, smell it's all bad
>mfw, i used a very visually similar image to that when battling a gay wizard in the last thread.
cheeky cunt, acting like being hobbit like was bad

Anyone /PortsmouthUni/? I want a friend I can play games with.

Any Norwich lads here tonight?

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Kek who did this?

>>34798113
nice knife. where do i get that from?

>>34798205
You seem very focused on my hair but not once has it effected my ability to fuck different girls both in and out of university

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>>34797734

>Elliot Rodger always thought things might get better one day

They never did

>>34798240
dont know but that is hilarious and who ever made it is a legend

>>34798240
Anyone got the archive link to the thread?

>>34798251
>effected
shiieeeeet

>>34798256
but they will get better 1 day anon.
the day we die and this shit existence is over

>>34798256
he never actually tried though, with women i mean. he would randomly walk around on his own expecting a girl to get into him. i read his manifesto, and at time i felt sorry for him, but it was ultimately his own fault. i didnt lose my virginity until 22.

>>34798251
>but not once has it effected my ability to fuck different girls
Except your oneitis?

>>34798251
>>34798337
Yeah lad it's a bit of a joke that you're talking about your oneitis that didn't shag you but now you've found a redhead who will - and you're saying that your hair isn't a problem. Well it was clearly a problem to your oneitis.

>>34798301

But he didn't know how to improve things.

What happens at a JSA interview lads. I'm worried I won't qualify because one of the requirements is I've lived in the UK for the past 3 months but during the eligibility questions it asked 'have I lived continuously in the UK for the past 2 years' and I said no but it still let me apply, so who knows.

>>34798367
its obvious though. he must of been mentally ill. no one told me i need to approach women, its something i realized. he went on the internet so im pretty sure people must of told him.

>>34798405

Elliot Rodger is a saint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGtS1oGf1Y

what should i have for dinner lads?
stuff in the house only edition

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>>34798428
>hugging in front of "Barnes & Noble"

This is some fucking poetry

>>34798437
I have some left over pasta sauce but I'm worried about eating it seeing as I left it cooling on the side for far too long. I don't think it's safe after 5 hours.

>2 more months of eating less than 2k cal while semi active at work + gear + gym

just wana die.

1 complete meal and 2 small meals for the whole fucking day.

>>34798465

I don't get it

originalquestion

>>34798437
stuff in the house edition
we need to know what you got, but if you've got it why not bangers mash beans

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>>34798402

It will take them roughly 45 minutes to slowly run through your details you have already wrote down twice


You should have just lied tbqh anon, thats just one more thing they will try to fuck you over with

>>34798478
My nigger. I was informed it would get easier.

>>34798489
Lying came across my mind but I quit my job to go travelling, if I just told them I quit, they wouldn't give me anything

>>34798489
When I signed on the dole and I told them I'd been living in San Francisco and Tokyo they called me "Mr. Fancy" and treated me with massive contempt - tried to fuck with me at every turn. I ended up making a complaint and got it upheld.

>>34798478
Exercise more so you can eat more.
Under 2k is pretty insane for an adult male.

>>34798487
had that Wednesday
got normal house hold stuff, nothing special just the usual

>>34798480
He talked a lot about spending all his time in a Barnes & Noble in My Twisted World

>>34798518
Not that guy but I'm a manlet (5'6") so I can't eat as much as the average dude.

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Do any of you lads thinks it's more likely that not that you'll eventually end up an hero?

>>34798520
what about fish fingers chips and mushy peas
or, dunno what you've in the fridge but a nice meal is chorizo and mozzerella sarnie. cook the chorizo in a frying pan with some herbs pf your choice, chuck the mozzerella in so it all melts, put it in some nice bread, big chunky chips as well, breddy fucking nice desu

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>>34798428

I love seeing Elliot happy

>>34798337
>>34798362
More a case of my personality at the time and being a giant spastic beta-male around her in general. Needed a reality check and got one, she's got with a red-headed guy before if I remember. No girl is going to reject you solely on the colour of your hair lol

>>34798578
no but I currently predicted a mental breakdown with the present trajectory of my life

>>34798578
Probably not until I'm much older. I think about dieing a lot but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Wouldn't mind if it just happened. Although if I ever get some shit disease when I'm old the shotgun is out as fast as possible.

>>34798578
Definitely, when I reach the point where even if things get better, it will be too tainted by all the time I've lost to really enjoy, I'll an hero.

Or if I become homeless, whichever comes first.

>>34798602
Stick with your own kind lad - we don't want race mixing. It's a tragedy when a ginger baby is born into a family.

>>34798578
It's either that or a random accident like getting hit by a bus or something. I prefer the former because I at least have some control over it.

>>34798578

I've done a bungee jump which was basically a dry run.

>>34798638
I've got a huge cock too lad, watch out for me if you have a lass in the future. She might get Ginged.

>>34798518

Exercising more will never compensate for eating more, even IFBB pros don't cardio more than 20 mins every other day when testing for contests(watch a george farah video for this topic).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xjyldBmsbs

>>34798697
Prove it. Timestamped photo. Claims like that need evidence.

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Proper miss some classic Crystal Maze.

>>34798711
What sort of point do you think you're making?
You can do cardio for more than 20 minutes. This will allow you to eat an extra couple of things each day.

>>34798655

How did the descent feel?

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>>34798714
Try not to get too hard lad

>>34798742
somebody only went and did it

>>34798760
You look like you're having trouble getting hard yourself.

>>34798760
>Timestamped photo
>No timestamp

>>34798745

Did you even watch the motherfucking video?

how motherfucking retarded can you be for WASTING an entire hour of your life doing cardio to eat a little bit extra?

And guess what? you'll be more tired for the rest of the day and will unconciously be less active which means you actually burn less calories than you think, combined with the increased appetite you end up in a worse situation than before.

>>34798753

Very liberating. If I ever get a terminal disease then that's how I'm going out.

>>34798790

That's why all those long distance runners are overweight, eh.

>>34798760

>Family Guy t-shirt

Just stop.

>>34798800

Not a single human being in the entire planet wants to look like a long distance runner, not even the long distance runners themselves, but they have to be skeletons to be as energy efficient as possible.

>>34798578

I'm a bus driver and there is this one very sharp turning on my route downhill that I'm sure I could make look like an accident if I didn't end up dead. I think about doing it so often.

>>34798901
Lad is there a way to pirate bus tickets. What makes a convincing fake return ticket?

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>Spend thousands of hours making this pepe in anticipation of Welsh victory
>England clinch it in the last 5 minutes

Can we all just pretend that Wales won today?

never seen a more delicious looking penis as junlads posted here

>>34798901
Please be my bus driver desu.

>>34798929
bad luck, boyo

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>>34798776
Nah it works pretty good

>>34798777
Nice trips lad, here you go, timestamp and all

>>34798812
Was my housemates, all my shit was drying

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>>34797778
DID I MAKE IT IN COACH?

>>34798951
haha nice willy lad

>>34798951
you wearing pyjamas, lad?

>>34798929
should've made two, hedge your bets. Could've gone either way till dat try

>>34798951
Why do you shave your pubes if you aren't ashamed of being a ginger?

>>34798923

If it looks vaguely real, it'll be accepted by 99.9% of bus drivers.

wheres junlad? I need his big penis

>>34799019
Still can't believe England nabbed that try at the end. Wales were playing so well the whole game.

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Ladies seem to love Mr Cuddles, he always gets attention.

>>34799000
All these trips in the replies

>>34799004
Nah boxer shorts, took my jeans off for the pic

>>34799026
I actually haven't shaved in about 2 months, my pubes are really fair. Shave my balls and trim the rest down if I'm seeing the gf. I'm actually hairy as fuck, my ass is a jungle.

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>>34797757
Really fires up my neurons

>>34799123
Should also note that the laptop camera is dog shit and I only have a dim lamp because I can't be bothered to change the bulb

>>34799116
He is a handsome lad, its to be expected

How is your 2017 going? Are you better or worse since 31/12/16?

>spent time living at a camp
>not much to do but read, chop wood, do crunches and drink shakes
>reading hasn't improved due to fucking undiagnosed ADHD but have gained half a stone (skeletor) and am down from 19% to 10.5% body fat
>learned how to start decent fire
>ghost-wrote quotes for activists which made national papers and decent online mainstream media coverage
>hitchhiked from one end of the UK to the other
>had lunch with one of my professors whose module I'll be doing in Autumn
>ex gf contacting me everyday and wants to get back together but I'm refusing until my terms are met at least
>fully given up alcohol, caffeine, tobacco, drugs and gambling and haven't once been tempted or felt weak
>no poon yet but am busy working on myself before spending energy on that

I'm very pleased with how I'm doing but acutely aware that it could all go tits up in an instant so need to keep sharp.

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>tfw stuck in East Devon
>tfw time for a cig tbqhl

not gay but I really want to service and pleasure a penis

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>tfw no Kapowski gf

>>34799129
Does more than fire up my neurons. If you know what i mean

>>34799116

Do you have a picture showing his dick?

>>34799178
I've done nothing at all, don't even think i've watched a full movie or anime series. I just sleep

>>34799178
What kind of camp?

>>34799178
Lost my virginity so all is well. All I need now is a job and move out my parents house and I'll finally leave robotdom

>>34799219

Is this something you see yourself doing in five years' time? (assuming you last that long)

>>34799228

A protest camp.

>>34799236

Well done lad. Who was it with?

>>34799129
>skinny as fuck
>complains about having small tits

maybe she'll have bigger tits if she gained some weight. chubby girls are patrician.

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>>34797778
I HAVE A HEADACHE AND MY NOSE IS RUNNING

>>34799306
>Who was it with?
It was a one night stand thing with a Thai girl i met in a shady bar in Sydney. At least it's an interesting story I suppose

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fuck it i'm off to bed
>splif
>temazapam
that's just to keep me asleep. i have previous for getting drunk falling asleep early, and waking myself up singing songs in my sleep in the early hours of the morning.
>bed
nighty night thread.
nighty night wise wanderer, have fun with your ever dwindling wine supply and back up bag of valium and hash

>>34799319
lemsips and being wrapped up warm is the probably the best thing for you lad
best to be in bed with the heating on desu

Hmm

what drama have a missed?

pakipoo's blog is set to private

I met up with an ex-gf tonight and punched her in the face.

We met in a park with no one around. I dunno why I did it, it was just an impulse. As soon as I saw her and I saw that stupid smile on her face, like she was laughing at the state of me, I just wanted to punch her. It knocked her off her feet and I just ran away, caught a bus home.

I hope I get away with it. She doesn't know where I live now. Scared to turn on my phone.

>>34799319
Let me take care of you and i'll put on my nurse outfit

>>34799402
Kek'd. I hope you get away with it anon.

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>I was out running.
>I've got a runny nose.
>I ran past a cute girl with a tremendously nice bum who was also running.
>"Cold innit?", "Hehe." In the zone.
>A minute passes. Snort snort blurrggh puke liquid bile in the bush on the side of the path.
>She is just catching up.
>Fucking be cool. Speed off away from her without making eye contact.

>>34799402
She probably knows your full name and your date of birth.

>>34799402
it doesent really matter if she doesent know where you live. she could easily go to the police, and im pretty sure they could find out where you live. you assaulted her. good luck.

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>>34799178
Good things

>job still ok but still boring
>starting to look decent after months of working out and moisturising
>only drink on the weekend now
>came to accept that it's ok that I don't have a gf and it's not gonna make me a better person and I'm not exactly in the right place to have one at this time

Bad things

>still no friends
>still live at home
>still feel tired all the time

mixed thing
>pre-ordered a Switch and the jury is still out if that is gonna be good or a waste of money and space

>>34799428
Me too. Just made me so angry. I've changed quite a lot since she dumped me. Gained about 80lbs and lost my job so I'm looking very scruffy.
>>34799432
I am sure she does.
>>34799441
Hoping she decides not to go to the police. That's my only hope of getting away with this.

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>all sorts of missed calls/texts on phone
>must be popular today
>its all one person asking if i have that 10 quid i owe them from weeks ago

>>34799123
looks like you've got 2 pairs on. a dark blue pair then a pair with a pattern

>>34797755
Still haven't formed a new oneitis. Unhealthy feelings for three people are coalescing but none has yet to manifest as the avatar of my desire

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>>34799026
mfw the ginger basher stopped reply after he realised my flaccid cock is double the size of his erect

lmao

>>34799518
I have like 10 different pairs, most of them are Christmas themed ones from Sainsbury's. Pretty comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CC3x9fhjIg

Quite a few good choons on this one

>>34799521
>tfw got a good view of my supervisors lascivious thighs

Think she's the new one 2bh.

Can't wait to find out she has a boyfriend so my heart is crushed.

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alright you fuckers nobody turned up to the stream last night so I'll try again. american history x will be playing tonight at 10 and I'll post link to the stream later. I hope some of you fags actually turn up.

>>34799513
Pay your fucking debts you waste of fucking skin.

I hate faggots like you.

Guys, I'm genuinely terrible with people, average looking, uncharismatic, have no social life or friends, am incredibly boring, pessimistic, anxious, nervous, think way to much about stuff and get seriously depressed.

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

>>34799595
Any other film options? Can we take a vote?

>>34799595
I love this greasy titty monster.

>>34799612
>mfw normies will have to grieve over their lovers death and take that sadness to the grave

Meanwhile we'll just be slightly depressed for the rest of our lives. I think we win.

>>34799595
More of this titty beast?

>>34799619
who she? any pron ? anal?

britfags come join my server
https://discord.gg/t6WTSgf

>>34799595
brilliant. excellent timing lad. i was gutted about missing last nights one, i got pissed and didn't see the link till midnight.
just 1 problem.i've just had a sleeping tablet and will be out for the count within 30 mins. looks like i'm missing out again senpai

>>34799526
You might have a big cock, but it didn't help you shag the girl who you really wanted to be with for two years who knew she was too good for you. So you had to give up on the woman you really wanted and settle for less. Pretty sad how you've tried to make that feel like a victory for yourself.

Plus I know you'd swap a good few inches not to be ginger. I know I would if I was you.

>>34799675
looks like princess dust, yeah she does porn lad

>>34799675
http://www.xvideos.com/tags/princessdust

>>34799695
All this cope and mad lol, dicklets btfo

Keep those (You)'s coming boyo

>>34799618
there was a vote yesterday and that film won. there will be a vote next time.

>>34799767
>Had no substantial answer when faced with the truth

I wonder what your oneitis is up to tonight. I wonder who she's with.

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>Someone managed to make this in China by hand, ship it all the way to the UK and sell it to me for 24 quid and it be profitable enough to run a business.

Literally how.

>>34799811
Cheap wages and cheap, mass produced parts.

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>>34797778
BEEN EATING WAY TOO MUCH THIS WEEK, TOMORROW HOWEVER WILL BE A NEW DAY AND THUS A NEW ME.


tfw people penisposting here and i was not even involved...

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>>34799783
No idea lad I haven't spoken to her in months, been with more attractive girls but liked her as a person. Only reason I wasn't with the girl I'm seeing now is because she was 300 miles away

Keep throwing that angsty dicklet (You) my way though lol

>>34799656
>slightly
Its more like a constant 6/10 for me. But that's okay.

>>34799656

>slightly

If only....

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>>34799726
Fuck film night, i've got nuts to bust

>>34799830
I'll give you a protein rich diet which will fill you up ;)

>>34799811
What watch is that lad?

>>34799830
post yours and azulads dicks

>>34799834
It was more than that. You loved her. But she didn't feel the same about you.

So you've decided to settle for less.

That's fair enough lad, but don't try to convince yourself that's some kind of victory.

That's just sad. But not as sad as trying to convince yourself that the girl you've settled for is who your really want. You know that isn't true.

Good job not speaking to her for months though. Maybe one day you'll get over her for real.

Keep replying to me by the way. I love seeing your replies get weaker and weaker when you're faced with the truth.

Might buy some larger dildos and buttplugs and ruin my arsehole some more

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>>34799875
A "Kronnen and Sohne" Navigator.

The brand name is just some chink marketing, the company isn't even real.

>>34799902
Does the tourbillon actually work or is it just for show.

>>34799873
I already get enough thick protein shakes from my male friends, but i'm always up for more.
>>34799890
no that would be rude.
>>34799895
film it lad hahahaha.

>>34799893
Girl I'm seeing now is equally as attractive with bigger titties and a good job she's also a really good cook

These angsty replies keep getting longer and longer, you drinking lad?

>>34799918
Not that anon but I'd be surprised if it doesn't work. The chinks have many varieties of tourbillion movements now

>>34799965
You're convincing no one lad. Not even yourself.

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>>34799918
>25 quid tourbillon

That's the balance wheel lad. But yes it does work.

>>34799953
>film it lad hahahaha.
my arse is a bit hairy
not sure you guys would like that

(though I could shave it)

>>34799996
Wasn't aware you can read my mind lad, the fact you recognised me means you remember and probably resent the fact someone else is happier and in a better position in life than you

It's time to turn of the pc lad

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>>34799610

I plan to

Just not running round like some twat when people demand shit at a moments notice senpai

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>>34799953
>that would be rude

like how you pumped and dumped him?

>tell myself an hour ago I'll go to the shop
>shop closes in 3 minutes

Why am I like this

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Open up a watch these days and it's just full of wires and computerchips.

Real shame lads.

>>34800034
shave it and ruin yourself with a big horsecock or something :^)
>>34800066
i pumped him so fucking good though...

>>34800039
Actually you might remember my posts. When you first posted I was congratulating you and saying she looked great. I defended her against other anons who said she looked ugly and had too much of a gap between her eyes.

Thought it seemed like you had a really good thing going but when you told me that you had a oneitis for two years it changed my opinion of your situation a lot.

I don't know much about the position you are in in your life, and I don't have any interest in getting into a pissing competition with you about that type of thing. It's all just banter and to be honest I actually wish you all the best, you're doing a lot better than 90% of people here to even get a shag at all, although you clearly have a few issues - posting your dick to prove yourself online is weird.

>>34800095
GREENTEXT THE FUCK, RIGHT NOW

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>>34799830
i've found a new healthy snack tonight desu. jammie dodger nutella clotted cream. very nice

>>34800177
Oh mate. That is bad. That is really really bad.

I love it. I bet it's fucking delicious.

>>34800166
>>34798714
"Prove it. Timestamped photo. Claims like that need evidence."

Gap was from the pic on my keychain pic I posted which is distorted as fuck, my head looks like a fucking American football in it

>>34799984
>>34800019
Yeah I was thinking that 25 quid for a tourbillon isn't possible.

I know you can get them for 300 from the chinks these days though.

>>34800177
i wish i had some doombar and some 'regret this later' calorific snacks haha.
>>34800176
a junlad doesn't cum and tell.

>>34800207
Wasn't me who asked you to post your dick.

Also like I say, I thought your girlfriend looked alright. Try not to be so defensive. You're showing your insecurities. Enjoy your holiday, where are you going anyway?

>>34800227
A junlad doesn't cum in the first place. I doubt azulad would ever give anything up to a sleazy guyblike you desu, at most you probably groped him awkwardly a couple of times.

>>34800261
She's decent, the pic itself was another copy as I lost the previous keyring on a night out.

Going to Malta for 6 days

>>34800280
Enjoy it mate. I was in Malta a few years ago. It's quiet but in a good way.

>>34799811
I think the Chinese government covers shipping costs to boost their exports.
I bought an electronic doodah for a project I am working on for 1.95 bongs. I could even post it to the other side of town for that much, never mind half way round the fucking planet, to say nothing of the cost of the item itself.

I'm interested in getting a chinese watch now lads.

I always wanted a watch with a flying tourbillon but obviously I'm not a billionaire so I don't have one. Chinese seems like an option though.

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>bought skyrim when it came out but never played it
>decide to play it last year
>realize special edition is coming out
>don't play it till then
>forget about it
>decide to play skyrim now
>realize script extender won't be out till march

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>Hannah posts on the Onision forums

Really gets my noggin joggin

>>34800323
>*couldnt.

cunting robot can fuck off too.

>>34800383
Is Onison that youtuber that looks like he time-travelled here from 2006?

>>34800270
d-dont listen to those Jewish lies.
>>34800380
Just mod the fuck out of the normal one lad.

>>34800406
Yeah the pedo one that runs a forum in which he gets underage girls to send him pictures in their underwear for his "rating bodies" videos.

Anyone else watching Taboo?

It's pretty good.

>>34800380
I'm finally getting around to playing The Witcher 3 after all this time, I'm worried it's been over hyped and I won't find it as good though

>>34800189
it's so nice. it's the clotted craem and nutelka that make it good. i normally have it with belgium waffles. at christmas i did waffles clotted cream nutelka and chopped roadt chest nuts. that was fucking nice
>>34800227
i don't really worry about calories i can never fucking put weight on no matter how hard i try.
just a 6"1 61 kg twiglet :(
just done a 10 pack of these buggers in, after a tea of 2 keema chips and cheese from a takeaway

>>34800417
>Just mod the fuck out of the normal one lad.

I cannot settle for mediocrity

>>34800432
Still to play that also.

I don't know if anyone else is like this, but my youtube subscriptions list is probably the most personally revealing things I have. If someone I knew IRL had a look through that list I might well have to kill myself unironically

>>34800383
>Hannah posts on the Onision forums

Those stats are making me "le sweating man", but Onision is unbearable and properly fucking creepy. Maybe I could save her with my magic dick and a hero complex all of my own, but I'm pretty lazy.

>>34800432

I sort of did the inverse for Mass Effect 3. I waited for so long to play it that I forgot all the uproar about the ending and the day one DLC.

>>34800444
6"3 and 82kg but i WILL put on weight if i eat 2kish+
>>34800448
>I cannot settle...
isn't the special edition just an inclusion of stuff that has been modded for orig+ dlc?

>>34800462
Post your subscriptions here lad

>>34800512
The selling point of the special edition is really that it's 64 bit.

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>>34800362
It's not a Tourbilon watch it's an open heart.

>>34800512
>6"3 and 82kg
how did azu's slim twink frame take it

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>>34800553
very rough, but he is quite athletic you know.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>Had a big aloe plant
>Haven't watered it for months
>Was a dried up husk
>Only thing left was this tiny piece
>Cut it off and replanted.

Looks like it shoved all the water it had into this one piece, I hope it survives.

>>34800551
Yeah I know. But you've started me googling and now I've found some actual chinese tourbilons.

i hate meeting people onleine because theyre so much easier to get to know but always live far away

so i spend months of feeling in love with people who i'll probably never meet and anxiously waiting for them to reply

;__;

>>34799431
>he thinks Hehe is "in the zone"
Mate you're just a creep.

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>>34800637
it seems you have taken the wrong pill my friend.

>>34800512
2436.5 kcal. if that's what calories are. and that's not including the 2 keema chips and cheese from the takeaway. but it won't fucking add owt deu

>>34797734

I've drunk 17 cups of tea today, an all time record, rekon I'll hit 20 soon

>>34800432
Excellent game, very engrossing world and lore - helps you escape the existential dread for a while

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>>34800652
Wont they be shit?

>>34800733
You must have been pissing all day.

feel like shit, lads

>>34800778
Look like shit, smell like shit so it's only natural.

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>retard drunkard father just could t wait a few minutes until I was done with the oven
>dropped my fucking pizza

Retard. I hate pricks who can't handle alcohol.

>>34800824
im sorry to hear that lad

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>tfw I just dropped my pasta all over the carpet

>>34800778
what's up lad share with us

hi lads, i'm the anon who had the incident when giving his mum a massage. some of you might remember my posts.

i haven't been around for a while because i got chucked out the house. stayed with gran for a bit but that didn't work out either. so i've been in homeless shelters and living on the streets

a support worker got me sorted with bennies and i bought a phone so i'll be phone posting now

Any of you lads like Conway Twitty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE

>>34800863
>had the incident

Explain

>>34800863
what happened with you and your mum?

im really sorry that happened to you bro, stay tough nigga

>>34800888
witnessed, also seconded >>34800863

Relented a purchased a nice bag of weed from a very large negroid lads.

>>34800761
This one looks good but may very well be shit quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVIy6V4sPs

>>34800833
>>34800851

>eating dinner at twenty to ten

Come on, lads, sort yourselves out.

>>34800888
>>34800894
i was trying to have sex with my mum (stupid, i now know) and i offered her massage. took my cock out in the middle of it. thought that it might go well but didn't at all.

>>34800938
Might as well post a pic of your mum lad.

>>34800863

pics of mum?

also, did you try shagging your gran?

>>34800938
>lying on the internet

for what purpose

>>34800938
oh jesus that was a mistake, falling for the incest meme

still, hope you find somewhere to settle down

>>34800863
what happened with your gran. did you try fuck her like you had planned

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>>34800909
This is the Chinese watch everyone raves about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDsAVPLuFmE

It's a reproduction of a watch made in 1963 for Chinese Airforce pilots. The movement is a Chinese copy of a swiss ETA

Yours for 156 euros. I'm gonna get one soon.

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>>34800951
>>34800955
here's a pic of mum. she's still a great looking woman and takes care of her self as you can see, despite having three kids

yes i tried it with my gran too with the same results. you dont need to tell me how thick i am, i already know

>make up incest story
>every anon falls for it

why does this happen in every thread

>>34800997
It's very nice. Good price too. I'd put it on a leather strap though.

>>34800997

>spending good money for a Chinese watch

Anon, I...

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>>34800997
Should get a speedmaster lad.

i would like to purchase one....

It's occurred to me that some people write directly beneath the quote/link while others will make a space.

Is there a right/wrong way? What does it say about a person?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12318805
http://www.strawpoll.me/12318805
http://www.strawpoll.me/12318805

>>34801022
pic of gran

>>34801067
>that third option

FUCKING KEK DUDE

Epic as hell lmao

Include me in the screenshot

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>>34801084
>Epic as hell lmao

>>34801066
>Ah yes I wonder what I should spend my money on today, a deposit for a house or a watch.

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>>34801071
heres a picture of gran. she looks good for her age too

>>34801022
she looks like lower class trash desu

>>34801067

I leave a gap because that's what others did while I was lurking as a young anon.

>>34801056
Not everything china makes is crap. They made pretty much everything in your house

>>34801114
Looks a bit like Ian Holm

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ALRIGHT WANKERS ITS TIME TO WATCH AMERICAN HISTORY X

password is shipman

>>34797821
cover your eggs in cold water then bring it to the boil with a lidded pan. As soon as you have a rolling boil take off the heat (dont touch the lid). set timer for 2m30secs for small eggs 3 for big then take out water and serve immediately. Perfect every time.

>>34800911

>typing "twenty to ten" rather than 21:40

Anon I think it is you who needs to sort himself out

>>34801114
is the next attempt going to be mum n gran drunk at christmas, double massage?

>>34801067
The results will not shock anyone.

>>34801022

She's fit as fuck mate. I'd love to pound her so hard that it hurts her and she starts to cry a little "ugh ugh ugh owwwwwww please cum soon - you're hurting me" which makes me fuck her harder. When I do cum, I do it in her hair and kick her out of my house so the world can see she's just a walking, subhuman cockwhore.

Any more pics? I might edge to her if there's enough to stimulate my imagination.

>>34801136

>Not everything china makes is crap. They made pretty much everything in your house

I know mate, but I wouldn't trust them with precision electronics.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12318841

http://www.strawpoll.me/12318841

http://www.strawpoll.me/12318841

http://www.strawpoll.me/12318841

ASKING REAL NIGGA QUESTIONS ITT!

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>>34801143
ech its not the same.

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>>34801172
>Electronics

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>>34801122
yeah we are not millionaires thats for sure
>>34801152
doubt i will be there at christmas lad. things are very frosty. i have brothers and a sister too and they dont want to speak to me at all. heres a photo of my mum with my brother and his chinky gf

>>34801194

It's not steam powered, is it m8

>>34801175
Usually semi but I'll occasionally treat myself to a smaller carton of whole

>>34801111
From what I can tell the vintage Speedmaster is reasonably priced @ circa 1500 GBP in contrast to the new model which costs around 5000. I only like the vintage model.

>>34801201
Your brother looks like a proper tosser

>>34801201
Whoevers facebook your ripping these photos from I'd like a link please.

I know you're not the real massage lad

>>34801201

Did you not into those sweet genetics?

>>34801150

I didn't get a C in my maths GCSE resit for nothing, lad.

>>34801218
The watch in that pic is beat to fuck. Who would spend 1.5k on that?

>>34801232
hes a chad for sure
>>34801249
i dunno what you mean, i look quite similar but i dont have the social skills

>>34801257
I'm proud of you anon.

Original and unironic

>>34801263
I'm not sure what the watch in pic related's worth; I'm referring to a reconditioned watch. In any case pic related watch is how a watch should look, well used IMO. Not stuffed in a draw.

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alri /horology/ rate my British clock.

Keeps good British atomic time via radio signal from a broadcast tower in Yorkshire. Non of that foreign time.

>>34801326

Can you make it play Radio 2?

>>34801257
look at this fucking genius I got a a D

>>34801257
>>34801351

I got an A then failed my A levels.

My decline was a steep one.

>>34801351
>a a D
Failed English too?

>>34801257
fuck you a week before i sat my Higher Maths (A level i think) the school phones nad told me not to bother sitting it

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>>34801307
>>34801351
>>34801381

>mfw I never resat English and I've just been lying about it for four ("4") years

>>34801381
I got mostly As at GCSE, Bs at A-Level and then an ordinary degree at uni. My decline was quite gradual.

>>34801398
You must have gotten a 1 or 2 on standard grade to be allowed to sit highers right?

>>34801394
yeah boi I got a E

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>>34801323
I got a watch from 1964 in better condition than that.

>>34801351

You'll be sorted when you fix that stutter

>>34800430
yeah mane its class

>>34801414
I went to Cambridge and got a first but now I work part time in a supermarket. This is the most brutal decline of all.

>>34801182
its probably because you pumped and dumped half the people in this thread

>>34801457
How can this happen. You must be the regional manager at least?

>>34801457
That is pretty brutal. I somehow managed to get a decent job related to my ordinary degree a couple years after graduating

>>34801326
ugly and looks cheep af tbqhfam

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An English black tranny? Well I never.

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Is the anon from the other day who was talking about how escapist fiction just fuels further escapism and keeps you trapped in a cycle of denial and self destruction here?

Well right about now is when I'd usually think "starting tomorrow I'll be just like X from X and I'll get super fit and have cool hobbies blah blah blah" because something in my life sucks and I want comfort food and escapism.

But instead I just thought oh wait that's retarded, it's fucking fiction no one you've ever known is as cool as that guy so it's retarded to have that as a goal. My life is pretty ok actually, I just need to focus on improving x, y and z. Thanks anon, you really helped.

>>34801419
i think i get a 2 at least but the cunts let me suffer through the whole of higher anyway

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What have I stumbled upon?

>>34801534

I don't know, but it's my kind of humour.

I have a citizen watch, it gets the girls very wet.
>>34801477
literally nothing wrong with that they just took it badly baka.

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>>34801560
I think she's describing her dreams or something

>>34801478
Nope. Just shop assistant. I have a first in mathematics and went for interviews at a lot of companies but none of them were interested. Went to some big places in London, Credit Suisse, Barclays Capital, JP Morgan, Goldman, the lot. Not interested. Smaller companies were the same.

Now I've had such a shit job for so many years that I can't get interviews anymore.

>>34801591
I'll let you live with me if you be my boipusyslave

>>34801521
>no one you've ever known is as cool as that guy

Which characters specifically?

>>34801587

That sounds about right. I've got a (rarely updated) dream journal that reads similarly.

>>34801534
>>34801587
New /r9k/ meme before facebook normies use it.

>Know a guy who has an MBA
>He's a yodel driver because he got arrested and sent to prison for assaulting someone

lol

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>>34801414
>>34801457
A* to 'B' A levels onto '60' 2-1 degree and currently failing my masters degree :^) oh death take me soon.

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What did Petra see? What are we missing about this horse?

>>34801609
Fortunately my parents understand the situation and let me live with them. They even let me turn the spare bedroom into an "office" but it's basically just a playroom for an adult child.

>>34801621
He deserves it.

Origami

>>34801591
You must come across terrible in interview. Saying this I've got a first in engineering and my luck didn't change until I changed my approach to job seeking. I'm doing OK these days. If you need any /adv/ just ask.

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I didn't expect this kind of language from petra

>>34801613
Hei, Darker than Black
Katou, Gantz
Ken, Sun Ken Rock

and also there's female characters who used to "inspire" me to become an idealised version of myself to attract an irl version of them

Sei, Gantz
Izana, Knights of Sidonia
Mikasa, Attack on Titan

It sounds really autistic now that I've written it out

>>34801591
I dont know if this helps but its best to talk to people with the industries you want to get into. linkedin is a good way to getting in contact with those kinda folks. Do you have freinds from back in your uni days? could you ask them about entry level positions? it all boils down to whether you really want it mane? the risk is you might be comfy enough in your supermarket job and want to avoid the difficulties of starting a new career.

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Oh Petra, you silly girl

>>34801663
I am very autistic so I don't think theres any hope for me. It doesn't matter what your qualifications are when you have no social skills.

>BBC1 has a man with a lisp reporting on Bwexit

Hilarious, keep it up.

I really enjoy watching guys comment on Porn and sexual things.

The only thing I can find close is Funhaus talking about Rule 34.

>>34801705
why not go and try to get therapy to help you interact with people?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GetSuave/comments/3c0ucj/the_simple_guide_to_meeting_and_making_new_friends/

>>34801756

>4/getsuave

Jesus christ

>>34801772
first thing i googled. Just to illustrate there is a wealth of resources out there to help.
also
>ad hominem

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>>34797734

what a based part of a county

>>34801579
>literally nothing wrong with that they just took it badly baka.
questionable morality t.bh, though i havent heard the story from any other side other than what azu posted.

>>34801791
>ad hominem

You seriously need to kill yourself and leave /britfeel/ in that order

>>34801705
Did you not do a fucking internship?

Lads I'm one interview stage away from getting a good grad job and my degree not being worthless.

I'm so fucking nervous.

The man at the jobcentre this week said I should try getting a job at a zoo because I look like a hippo, what should I do?

>>34801814
Did you?

You normie cunt

>>34801847
Suck his dick and swallow his alpha cum

>>34801814
No, couldn't get one of those either

>>34801813
Why? Has the thought of going on a website that isnt 4chan triggered you?

>>34801854
Yes.

>>34801882
Never too late to do one.

>>34801806

>Liam Fox

He's on the list.

>>34801888

Your responding to more than one person, ad homo

>>34801908
I'm 31 and my only experience is part time in a supermarket for 10 years.

is your cat depressed? know the signs
https://youtu.be/OVbES9NeprM

>>34802009
just the thought that my cat might be depressed kills me

>go cuddle your cat and tell them you live them RIGHT NOW