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Pretty sure I got bamboozled 2017-02-11 04:12:16 Post No. 34795236
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Few days ago, a (female) childhood friend, who moved away with her family while we were in highschool, contacted me on facebook out of the blue. We talked a bit about the years that have passed, about how she has been since she moved to the big city, and how life in the town has been getting on since she left.
Eventually she asks if she could come visit for an afternoon, see the hometown, relive old memories, and we could have dinner at my place. I agree, letting her decide the day and time for her to come to town. (I'm NEET, so I'm free all day every day.)
Then today while chatting over the phone with another friend, he asked me if I had any plans on Tuesday. I said that I had a friend coming for dinner. He said it was about time I found a female "friend". I asked how he knew that the friend was female and why he said friend in a weird way, to which he replied:
>Dude, you seriously don't know? Tuesday is valentines day. You have a date on valentines day!
Now I'm pretty sure I got bamboozled into having a date on valentines day instead of having a childhood friend over for dinner.
Has this sort of thing ever happened to anyone else?
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>>34795236
No fuck you kys for giving into roasote bullshit you stupid fucking faggot!!!!
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>>34795236
you have transcended into normiehood my friend
either that or she's going to ditch you at the last minute
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>>34795236
Fucking normie piece of shit get the fuck out and gb2rddt fuck off
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>>34795236
She'll flake.
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>>34795236
>getting a date on Valentine's Day
Delete all of your frog images. DISGRACE
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>>34795350
>Delete all of your frog images. DISGRACE
But how will I be an edgy internet nazi without my Pepe images?
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>>34795392
>how will I be an edgy
no
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>>34795236
She's settling for you because her bf dumped her a week ago (smart man) and now she's scrambling for something to do on Valentine's Day.
It was nice of you to take her out of pity.
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Yes, but it wasn't on Valentines day.
It ended up turning into an MLM pitch.
Better watch out for that shit, op.
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>>34795286
>transcended
The guy was clearly a normalfag from the beginning, he has a facebook
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>>34795550
Didn't have a normiebook until 3 months ago.
Got absolutely plastered and decided in my drunken stupor that it was time to finally get a facebook account.
I kept it because I don't want awkward conversations about why I deleted it.
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>>34795671
See, the fact that you would even have anybody asking why you deleted it just further demonstrates your normalfaggotry.
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>>34795678
Is it normalfaggotry to have your mother come do your laundry and chitchat once every week?
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>>34795740
Yes.
Unless your mom is actually your dad in drag, leave 4chan.
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>>34795850
I'm beginning to suspect you're my mother trying to make me become more normal by convincing me that I'm not weird enough for 4chan.
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>>34795541
npbp
they're turning the fucking frogs gayadidlidoo
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>>34795740
That you even think this is in any way outrageous is just mounting evidence you are a normalfag.
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>>34795913
Yes, son. There are only two people on 4chan, you and me.
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Is she pretty OP?
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>>34795996
Kinda plain, but she's not fat and she has large boobs.
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>>34796061
Okay, don't listen to the other fags here. You've got a chance, they're jelly.
Get a haircut, shower, shave, whatever you need to do to look nice. Not m'lady-classy, but casual.
Get your CASUAL clothes, and wash them through. Make sure no weird stains.
Clean house, no stain, porn, liquids, piss, shit, anything. Dishes, laundry. Put your eyes in the eyes of a woman who is DTF. Would you wanna go into a house like that?
Two, get something CASUAL. Not chicken tendies or live lobster with condom-biscuits. No, you need something like spaghetti. Something nice, but not like you're trying to get in the pussy.
Three: The most important thing, DONT BE YOURSELF. Don't talk about anime or whatever stupid memes you find on here. Act kinda like how your casual friends act.
Not a chad, but on the normie-layer of casual.
Maybe you'll get in puss.
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