Tell me your name and one interesting fact about yourself, anon!

my name is anon and i'm 20 and a virgin

>>34794011
What's your real name anon

also nice digits

My name is Anon and I want to suck a fembot's nipples

I don't have a name.

>>34794034
Not anon, but my name is anon and I'm a 23 year old virgin.

>>34794038
You can suck on my nipples until milk comes out.

>>34794109
I AM OVERWHELMED BY DESIRE

>>34794145
Less talk, more tit sucking. The milk isn't going to drink itself.

>>34794171
>tfw no lactating fertile gf

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>>34794003
>>34794109
A Deal Is A Deal Anon!
You Gotta Suck My Nipples!

M'nem's o'shaughnessy an' I'm a serial masturbator.

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>>34794003
my name anon and there's nothing interesting about me im just a weeb boy :<

>>34794214
Are you a cuteboi

rosemary

>>34794171
>The milk isn't going to drink itself.

Is there a lot of milk?

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>>34794252
yeah im a femboy why do you ask??

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>>34794003
my name is anon.
i want a gf

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>>34794272
You're not a trap, you're a fucking ambush.
/r9k/ was decent until you folk started flaunting your diseased sexuality all over the place and turning all of the anons into drooling fuckbois simply because you're too much of a poofter to get laid but manipulative enough to trick anon's into doing your bidding.

I see you for what you are, freak.

>>34794003
my name is non-anon and i have hep c. is cool disease, i can give it to you guys if u want. got it from prison i think, shitty supply of needles there.

>>34794003
My name is Assanon, and I keep picture of girls' asses in my phone. Took them every time I'm going outside.

My name is Emily, and I like reading, writing, and singing. Not professionally though, just by myself in my room.

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>>34794272
>>34794322
Don't listen to this bully anon!

>>34794257
Not yet, which is why I need a bf to work on it with me. I'm very fertile so I expect I will make a lot.

Anonio here, I feel like beat up my little brother and his spic friend right now.

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>>34794367
ive learned to tune out the bullies but thank you friendo c:

>>34794034
my real name is zach

My name is Carl and I love my best friend Lenny.

>>34794003
my name is nicholas and I'm giving up on the tridimensional world

My name is Anon, and I want a friendly, not ugly, fertile gf

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>>34794476
eggxcellent post

>>34794375
Do it, post original pics

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>your name
Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest
>one interesting fact about yourself
Rain Drop
Top Drop
I'm currently trying to make the feels stop.

>>34794335
lying faggot REEEEEEEE

>>34794003
I'm anon I am quite the average person in most respects. I have a degree and a job, as well as a car and an apartment. I feel like I can turn my talent into success, but I am also very quiet and mild. There isn't anything too interesting about me.

>>34794003
My name is anon and i got a 10,000 dollar check from an insurance company recently

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>>34794322
>ambush
DUDE AMBUSH LMOA

>>34794877
And you also got dubs

some people have all of the luck in the world

>>34795077
Tbf its because some meth head hit me in a head on collision. But i figure i could find something decent for 7 grand and then just be comfy for awhile.
I'll also more than likely have to take part in an upcoming federal investigation

My name is Phil and I spent 7 months inside mental hospitals last year

>>34794011
>>34794086
not anon, but my name is anon i'm 22 and i'm a virgin

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>>34794003
My name is anon and I'm a weeb

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>>34795242
hello anon i am also a weeb
nice hibiki

>>34794373
I'll be your bf what's your skype or discord?

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>>34795280
Thanks anon.

That's a cute Akatsuki.

>>34795242
That's not very interesting, anon

my name is ana and i cry a lot at most movies (even ones that arent supposed to be sad)

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>>34795337
no hat hibiki a cute!

>>34795667
id be inclined to disagree with you!

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>>34795667
I got nothing else in life expect video games and weeb shit

>>34795742
>no hat hibiki a cute!
I still like the hat though

>>34794003
My name is Anon and I used to make money playing video games for people

>>34795865
Are you an elo booster like me?

>>34795882
no i was a hired player for small competitive teams

>>34794003
My name is Anon and i burned my house once.

I'm Anon and my hips are wider than my ribcage

im anon and my gf is more mentally ill than me and kinda emotionally abuses me but i always come back to her and love her like a good boy.

>>34796062
aw thats so cute
how does she abuse you?

my name is anonimouse and i enjoy fire and the sea

>>34794003
my name is chris and I can draw

>>34796290
there have been times i say something that pisses her off or triggers her and she'll rain fire on me, telling me to die and to kms. It hurts but i accept it and try to move forward. i love her.

>>34794003
My name is Matthew. I'm from Slovakia and I want to get better at playing guitar and start other instruments. Also I like science and learning new stuff

>>34794003
My name is anon and last night me and some friends hotboxed a car in the middle of a massive crowd of people in a downtown party/club type area and then beat up a man who tried to sell us cocaine because he started insulting us when we said no

My name is Danielle, I like to make comfy scarves and hats