>Go to a pub
>Miserable as fuck as usual
>Go to the bar to order ale, bartender serves me. Same age.
>Can't help but think 'I know this woman' but the details escape me
>Finish beer, meanwhile the owner of the pub comes downstairs and immediately starts giving the woman grief.
>"What are you doing wasting my beer!?" - she spilled maybe like 5ml by making the head too big.
>"There are plenty of other women I can hire you know!"
>He storms off and I go up to the bar to get another beer. Sigh, because life is shit, the woman assumes I was referring to the owner.
>"I know, he's a jerk anon, w-wait I know you! We went to school together."
>Suddenly remember she was a quiet girl in my class nobody really paid attention to, in some respects the female equivalent of me.
>"What are you doing with your life nowadays?"
>Accomplished nothing; she takes orders from a fucking dick because she needs money.
Guess life is shit for everyone.
>>34793468
Ask her to go out with you, maybe you can save her now dried up roast.
>>34793512
I might have done but I'm moving to Asia at the end of the month.
>>34793542
Which kind of Asia? "xui bljat cyka" or "ching chang chong"?
If the former get some ridiciously beautiful Slav qt for pennies a day.
>>34793617
Or "loo is for drinking only! Go to designated shitting street, white boi!"
But who in his right mind would go there? :o
>>34793617
Korea originally