I distrust women so nuch thst even if I did get a gf I would:

>>34793251
No. That's paranoia, friendo. It'll ruin any relationship you have. I know from experience. Get it out of your system now.

>>34793283
I can't though, I just can't trust anyone as much as I want to.....

>>34793251
If you got a gf I doubt you'd accomplish any of this

The keylogger is a good idea, but the second thing you listed is over the top. Besides, you can tell if she's biologically female because she will have a normal looking, normal functioning pussy. And you can tell if a girl is a virgin if she bleeds the first time you fuck

>>34793314
Drug her to check her pussy & blood twst for HIV & stuff.

I have a girlfriend and I'm a software engineer. I considered doing something similar to the first thing about 6 months ago, but then I figured it wasn't worth the effort because I'd probably break up soon. But now we're still together.

Having a fear of sexual diseases makes sense, but it's impossible to check. If you ask her to get a blood test, she will flip out. And if you forcefully take a blood sample, no doctor will accept the sample. You can however, test yourself after you have sex. And then you'll know if you have an STD, you got it from her.

The last thing is dumb, just break up instead of shipping her to Saudi Arabia.

I have the same fears with getting a bf, I understand you OP, though the last part I wouldnt do
I would want all password access to every account you own
and LDR would never work because that makes it even easier to lie
no one can be trusted

>>34793283
Justified paranoia. Just think of how many trusting men get burnt.

>>34793586
Do you know how many trusting women I have burnt and crushed their hearts? Goes both ways senpai

>>34793622
why
do you feel guilty?

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>>34793251

1. Can be justified, but really dodgy anyways. If you don't trust her, why is she still your gf?

2.
>cannot differentiate between a factory-default female and a tranny
>obsessed with virginity
enjoy your inexperienced, weak-willed gf who doesn't know anything about what to do in bed, and even if she does, she won't have the guts to do them
Are you from the Middle-East?

3.
>not having the guts to discuss potential problems in a relationship
>instead thinking about doing such underhanded, cowardly things

None of your fears are legitimate.
Man up, desu.