Who here /5am/?

>>34791044
got a 400 page book to read by Monday. Haven't started.

>>34791064
just use sparknotes bro lel

7 am here, just fuck my shit up senpai

11:39AM here, step it up Americans.

>>34791044
5:40 here. Riding a Lyft to work in the snow storn. Comfy af

5:40am PA
Drunk/high and chewing gum in bed. Watching a documentary on Bill Clinton.

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I deserve a bullet to the head. I'm a waste of oxygen and tax dollars. Why didn't my parents use condoms. I was conceived after they met at a night club. I'm a shit person. raised by a single parent. I can't kill myself because parents were catholic and half of me believes in god and the other half doesn't. I'm afraid I'll pay for ending myself for being weak coward. So maybe If I live it out I'll earn a lowly spot in heaven or at least I won't have to worry about hell when I die. I'm all kinds of retarded. Fuck this shit. I should probably stop indulging in my bad thoughts. I have bad thoughts and its not going to get me anywhere. I know I should work but bad thoughts always win the battle for my awful attention span and I end up fucking everything up like always. I wasted my two decades on this earth so far playing video games and masturbating. I have no skills, no social skills, no vocational training, can't drive. Can't do basic math past a third grade level. Can only read and write at a highschool level. I have a high school diploma but that will get me nowhere because this country got fucked by jews and leftists want everyone to go to college so they can brainwash us and force us into debt. Every job requires ten thousand years of fucking references, experience, diversity sex training and racial sensitivity classes. I have nothing to offer to any employers so I can't sell myself to them and will never be able to properly join the workforce. The only thing I really like in this world is cars. Fucking JDM drifting tuners. If you can believe that, cars are all I was ever interested in because of my faggot japanese tuner dorifto fantasies that I got from video games and anime. But that racing fad is dead and everyone who's into that shit now does gay shit to their cars like stance. Fuck and cars are getting more advanced so I can't be a mechanic and work on cool JDM super dorifto tuner cars because I can't into technology cause I'm dumb. Thats it. I'm dead.

>>34791044
Went to sleep at a decent time (11ish) but got up at 5 due to a weird dream. Sitting here in the dark sipping my coffee now.

>>34791282
So become a shop mechanic.

>>34791044
>4:59a
>Hear a thump outside
>Think it's finally the feds come to take me away
>It's just my fat-ass cat knocking the rocking chair around

I'm beginning to think I need help with my paranoia

My sleep schedule has been weird lately, usually go to bed around 6-7am and wake up at 3-4pm

>>34791146
don't forget to tip faggot

>>34791044
checked
>5am
Aye. (they were after your prize. they work for the mercenery, the masketta man)

Debating having some coffee and staying up plating Shadow of Mordor for a few more hours, but have to shower first to get comfy because I took a dirty shit a few hours ago. Or I could fap for a fourth time and try to rest..

>>34791282
Turn off your computer.
Become a person.

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who here /fucking tired man/

>>34791707
Not me. I took a nap!

It was alcohol-induced though (`>w<)