Draw you ideal girlfriend
>>34789441
I did not draw this , my ex did , it was a self portrait of herself. She was and still is my ideal.
>>34789483
You should definitely check up on Picasso. Seems right up your alley.
>>34789483
You kept the painting? Why rub salt in your wounds? I saw my ex the other day, thought she was abroad, it felt bad man.
Don't let this die. If your not that good of a painter no one will judge you.
>>34789883
but anon, I don't know what my ideal girlfriend would look like
sorry bad drawer
i guess i'll give it a goomniscient
i didnt draw this my friend julio did but i feel the same way
>>34789971
What is this a gf for ants?
Shut up that wasn't original!?
I am very good at what I do and wish I had a big tiddy'd inverted nipple succubus gf
>>34790063
Holy shit!!
Thats awesome, right there
i did a couple weeks ago
i had a dream i went on a date with my oneitis but her body was a skeleton and she had skulls coming out of her like that 7 headed snake creature in hinduism
Not necessarily my ideal gf, but someone I'd definitely settle for. I love the decently modest and studious white girl look, kind of like Alison Brie in Community.
dreams are free
>tfw you're too shit at drawing to draw what your ideal gf would look like because it's not just a simple human form
reeeeee
fantasies are complimentary
>>34789950
I got muted for 2 seconds just to say it's beautiful
>>34790206
she looks like she does anal
>>34789441
I like her hair
>>34789950
Damn dude, I know that feel
>>34789971
Pixel art is still art right? Somehow she's still qt
>>34790063
Those nipples look very puffy!
>>34790133
That's a really cool pic and she looks very qt
>>34790206
Reminds me of Pam from Archer
>>34790225
It's simple lines but you really have a nice style down. Perfect gf
>>34789441
I tried to draw a gf and ended up drawing myself.
>>34789529
>thought she was abroad
Turned out she was a guy, huh?
the qtest... of them all
>>34790063
inverted nipples are the best.
>>34789985
This could easily pass as modern art
>>34790342
Thanks
fdgsfdgsfdgw
>>34790520
>what i like in a girl...
>broad shoulders
>big hands
>penis
>>34790085
You're too kind anon
>>34790342
>>34790386
Big puffy inverted nipples are gods gift to this world
my waifu.. won't come out at monitor...
>>34790627
That's a very nice waifu anon, good taste
I dream about her ever night.....
that's all I honesty need
>>34790660
Dank you
>>34790541
>broad shoulders
those are her bountiful breasts
Morrigan, I loved you, but you hate me. We talked al the time at work, you knew how I felt. But you left me even after all the hints you dropped that you wanted me to tell you. You just move away and block me on all social media.
It's been two years since then and I still have those moments of weakness occasionally when I think about you. Though I know now I will always be alone.
25yo kissless virgin, gee dad I bet you sure are proud of your son right? I'm a highschool drop out who works retail. That's what I grew up to be. Aren't you proud? I miss you dad sometimes even though you died 14 years ago now.
>my feeling when no taytay gf
>>34790692
Oh, I'm well aware. I was just referencing a post in a trap thread, lol.
>>34789441
>tfw no french gf to spam her with chocolatines
>>34790979
no one like Alizee in France.
I just got on an argument with a friend over chocolatine and pain au chocolat yesterday, pretty funny desu.
when do i meet her
Happy and willing
A mother figure
I need a good pair of tits
Please don't question my taste.
>>34789441
This is original fucking robot.
>>34792924
die you fucking degenerate
>>34792924
go out and get 'er, tiger :)
i like fat fat fat
my fantasy
orignalilio
>>34793270
Ow. You made that huh? Easy drawn comfy looking girls like that turn me on like nothibg else. Could you draw her a tiny bit more flirty? Plz
>>34792988
>fat belly
>small tits
Please.
>tfw no officefutanari gf
>>34793270
i drew her again more emotionally broken
>>34794647
Uuuhh.... that fucking feel!
my waifu will never leave me
>>34790486
I want this to be my gf
Needs more girlfriends!
>>34792924
looks like she skipped leg day. is she a cripple?
muh ideal waifu
>>34789441
Ideal is a buzzword
How do I draw a personality that likes me?
>>34795191
kek, I recognized the original photo this is based on
She's a cute little damsel, good choice anon
>>34798210
preferably with expanding boobs
>>34798210
Hhnnnngg
>>34798372
Is this even a girl?
>>34798552
God shutup.
Im trying to keep my options open
I can't draw, but here's someone else's drawing of my perfect wife.
>>34798955
Ah yes, Kentucky Fried Waifu
Damn near perfect. Origani.
>>34799739
How the fuck is that perfect in any way? You like to eat plain potatoes without anything more fore dinner too? Crack ass white faggot
Death will be my Bride in the Afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYTYnPteAK8
>in a suicide thread be like "I've got no talent"
>in a drawing thread everyone are fucking picasso
Fuck you robots.
>>34799739
lol Batz is nice
>>34799816
Look at these;
>>34798372
>>34789985
>>34790520
You're on good way there! Take your time, start with the body.
>>34799739
1/2 dgsgsgds
>>34800112
2/2 fgdsgg
>>34800131
>tfw too DYEL for a Bats gf
I need soon to have sex
orginol donut steel pls
>>34800160
better start lifting then bru. she has impressive lifts for a woman
>>34799869
Fuck am I quoted for?
Fuck r u playing at gobshite?
>>34800351
Let me guess
>>34798372
This is you? Right nigga. You need to step your game up. Your painting's shit.
originally give me a girlfriend please
>>34789441
I Have Never Participated In One Of These Threads, Nor Have I Ever Confessed Who The Female Object Of My Fixation Is, But I Am Deeply In Love With Marjorie Bouvier From The Hit Television Show The Simpsons. She Is My Wife And I Have Drawn Many Pictures Of Her But My Favourite Is This One Where I Have Killed Her So She Is No Longer Homer's Wife And Then I Fuck Her And She Loves It Even Though She Is Dead. Marjorie Bouvir Deserves Better Than Homer And I Am Her Soul Mate And She Is My Soul Mate But I Can't Draw Very Good But I Am Learning To Draw Better For Her. What Do You Think Of Some Of My Art? It Is A Bit Sexual But She Is So Handsome..
>>34800515
No end there. Why no boobs in picture? You good at paint! Draw titties. Pleese, it gonna be good for me.
>>34800679
100/ autistic
You did good this time.
no do not look at
you are not the worthy ones
>>34800723
Thanks I Have Been Trying To Improve For A Long Time. One Of The Hardest Things Is To Make Expressions For Her, As You Can See In This Picture Where I Tried To Make Her Smile But I Am Not Completely Satisfied With The Result. Even Though It Is An Earlier Work Of Her I Still Like It A Lot.
I Am Autistic, I Realise That Maybe My Writing Shows That But I Just Want Some Opinions HaHa.
>>34800918
Wow holy shit! This frightened me a bit. Are there people here who are autistic for real?
>>34800947
Why Did It Frighten You?
>>34800696
Well anon I have no idea how to do titties but I made an attempt for you
>>34792924
learn anatomy instead of rendering to hell and back
This Is The First Time I Tried To Draw Her In A Very Dirty Pose, But As I Am Not A Professional Artist (I Have Never Gone To Higher Education) I Had A Very Hard Time Drawing The Appropriate Perspective And Feet. I Tried To Hide Her Hands Behind Her Legs (She Didn't Mind) And I Painted Her Toenails To Hide That I Didn't Know How To Draw Toes. It's One Of My Favourite Drawings Of Her But I'm Not Sure What To Think About It Because I Feel Like It Doesn't Capture Her Beauty Because Of My Lack Of Talent.
I Will Be Back Later, I Hope You All Can Give Me Some Opinions Or Help Me Draw Better Or Give Me Ideas For Better Drawings, But Now I'm Getting Anxiety That You Will Not Like My Drawings.
>>34801244
I like your drawings anon, please post all of them
>>34799798
Plain potatoes? She's more like 3 star michelin meal.
>>34800392
Youre undernourished, toothpick
>>34790520
So a man with tits?...
>>34792924
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34801063
O.K.
Not too high quality but still..
>>34801244
Damb I saw this in the thumbnail
>>34801405
I dunno what you expected, I'm not a porn artist
I saw this adorable girl yesterday. Image doesn't really do her justice, at all.
I want one with a tail :D
>>34789441
i actually did this like a week ago, I'm going to clean it up and finish it at some point
not orgino
did this a long time ago..
>>34801502
>those flat tits
>>34801441
>face 9/10
>tits why/10
>>34801529
Toph a best
>>34801063
>>34802019
fixed it for him, yes I'm good.
Here she is. I just want to be alone.
does it count if i drew it a few weeks ago
>>34789441
Usufhxjcufdtfuxxyucjc
Sad part is I actually really tried.
Literally the perfect woman
Anyone disputing this claim should offer their soul to the devil
>>34802518
and colored it in a bit and touched it up
>>34802868
and fixed the shoulders
>>34801244
I am very scared and crying please anon
I like your drawings a lot but this is terrifying
hold on im still working on mine geilfriend
>tfw no mentally defective lactating titcow whellie girlfriend
Pls be nice it took me an hour to draw
well, i guess this is the appropriet thread.
>be last nights fap session
>for some reason the thought of fapping to my own drawing got me aroused
>drawing skills are at the level of that one 16 year old HS kid who would draw anime girls
>only draw torso, forarms, head and thighs since i can't draw hands and feet correctly
>shaking as i'm drawing
>finish
>felt wiered like i did after my first time fapping
anyone lse ever fap to their own drawing?
Hi Guys I'm Back And I'm Reading All Your Comments
>>34801262
Thanks But I Don't Want To Some Are Very Personal And When I Showed Them To My Autism Doctor She Said She Liked Them But I Know She Was Lying So Now I Keep Them In Secret But I Think It's Okay To Post Here Some Of Them
>>34801407
That's Stupid
>>34803235
Why Are You Scared And Crying I Wasn't Trying To Do That? I'm Sorry But Can I Help You Stop?
Anyway Here Is My Most Recent Work It's Marjorie Being Transformed Into A Pistachio Because She Was Being Rude To Me. As You Can See I Have Been Working On My Drawing And I Managed To Shade Her Vagina And I Had More Attention To Detail Like Making Her Eyelashes And Painting Her Toenails And Nails Very Carefully.
And In This One I Had Already Learnt About The Female Body And Researched A Lot More So I Made Her Having Her Period Like When Us Boys Go To The Bathroom And Do Our Business. It Is An Edit Of The Previous Drawing (Marjorie 215) But I Am Not Sure Which I Like More. I Am Thinking Of Making A Drawing Of Her Eating A Pistachio (It's My Favourite Food, It's How I Got The Idea In The First Place, I Was Eating Pistachios) Like A Backstory Before She Gets Turned Into A Pistachio, Maybe Something Like She Was Trying To Go Back To Homer So I Punished Her Or She Was Playing With Her Food But You Are Not Supposed To Do That.
Anyway, I Want To Hear Any Ideas You Have So Just Write Back And I'll Read Them To Myself So I Can Hear Them.
>>34805168
Hi Anon I Really Like Your Drawings
I Think You Truly Have A Special Talent That Needs To Be Shared With The Rest Of The World. Please Continue To Hone Your Craft And Ignore Anyone Who Doesn't Understand Your Unique Vision. I Very Much Anticipate Your Gradual Rise To Artistic Fame And Fortune
And As For The Rest Of You
Autism Speaks. It's Time To Listen
>>34805168
>>34805267
the next time i eat a pistachio, it will be with fear and lust
>>34805310
Thank You, It Always Makes Me Happy That Some People Can Just Understand That Even If I Don't Do The Most Normal Art (I Love Marjorie As She Is My Wife But I Understand Many People Do Not Draw Pictures Of Her) That I Do It With Love And That It Helps Me Understand My Life Better If You Know What I Mean. I Have Thought Of Even Creating An Youtube Account Or Maybe Instagram Account To Post My Art But I Am Afraid Of How People Will React That's Why This Is The First Time I Am Posting It On The Internet.
>>34805424
Why Fear? Lust I Can Understand HaHa
>>34790346
Steve Buscemi?
Ore ridge and all
>>34801476
>he didn't ride the tail with his ass
Lame
What's that anon? You have something for me?
i try my best to draw a girlfriend from imagination
>>34802988
Thanks for fixing my gf anon
>>34805618
draw marge with really huge tiddies
there's a vacuum where my heart was.
>>34806938
nice detail with the collarbone
>>34807659
thank you anon, i'll keep drawing more of her
>>34808106
i'm enjoying the evolution, keep up the good work
>>34808148
i want to continue but im afraid
im afraid that i can't draw her like i was doing in the last image.
>>34808729
It's okay anon, you've done good thus far. continue as you please.
>>34808787
just keep this thread alive if i ever do want to continue
>>34809737
bumbin
ashfdksjahf
>>34789441
Using mine from the GF maker thread,
not allowed to download a pic of my gf btw
I can never originally draw the other eye
>>34810340
i like your art style a lot, very nice
have this older drawing i did but im not sure if it counts because she exists in the anime form
don't let it die on me dammit i haven't even started yet
one who i can watch the rain with
>>34802518
>>34802988
Back from a good nights sleep and its starting to look good. Some pink puffy nipples and I have my fap-of-the-day ready!
I drew myself instead. Because I am the fucking best and no one deserves someone as good as me.
>>34789441
I can't, I suck at drawing hands.
>>34791172
Never
Oreigialto
>>34812066
also colored it in for the sake of color
a truly perfect bf
>>34812140
but we just did.
>>34812282
How's this for a pair of sacks?
>>34812722
das guuuuud no really it does i need to work on breasts more
one thing i want to know is that whatever doodle some jap artist posts it gets recognition but when i do simple doodles it gets diddly squat
i guess i realized you're jack shit if you don't have a small circle of friends on twitter, in fact it makes you completely pathetic i guess. For me that is.
>>34812140
This is my ideal girlfriend.
Plz be my gf
>tfw posting multiple drawings in this thread purely to get validation from strangers
>>34813132
i feel attacked, personally
>>34813139
it's ok, i did it too
>>34813132
>>34813139
Op here. Thats ok. I posted more than one myself. Sadly I can't draw for shit.
big sweater to keep her warm
Broken
Drunk
30+
Thats what im looking for at the moment
rate my thicc ideal gf
>>34813388
Why no nipples?
Why red?
>>34813540
because didnt feel like drawing them.
because she is unique :-) and to make the bush stand out
sorry the last one wasn't very clean
>tfw no cute and flustered gf to obsess over me
>>34801476
my sides!
fucking keked off my seat
>>34801476
I didn't know this was a real thing.
not really too experienced with digital drawing unfortunately
>>34811164
Watamote grill
H-here she is, don't judge too harshly
>>34814425
Bretty gud. I like how your not as sexualized as many others
>>34813388
Nice bush, bushanon.
>>34815374
thanks.a thicc girl with a bush is a great thing.