I can sexually pleasure myself better than any woman can.

>>34789277
But have you tried women?

But can cuddle yourself, kiss yourself, and pool your mental resources together with those of yourself to attain twice your normal brainpower?

>>34789353
Implying a woman has anywhere near an equal brain power to me.

>>34789353
I gotta admit after a scrumptious slamming I like to fall asleep next to them

And then rape them in the morning

I'm a guy and I could sex you up better than any woman.

Only things I truly miss about having a girlfriend are kissing and cuddling. I've learned not to depend on another person for company.