ITT: Autism Stories

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some early memories

>same year, 3rd Grade
>sitting at lunch, we're semi-friends now that we've talked a little
>we have an interest in nintendo (I grew up with the N64 and got a GCN for Christmas of 2006) and he introduced me to anime like DBZ and Naruto
>at least we have a conversation starter
>we talk about random shit when suddenly this mexican kid takes Lorenzo's chocolate milk
>Lorenzo sees this kid take the carton, and he is not having this shit
>screams the loudest "what the heck" a kid could scream
>he immediately grabs his bag (which was heavy for an eight year old skeletal like me), gets up, and swings it like a mace, hitting the kid in the back of the head
>boy just got BTFO'd as he hit the floor and his milk went sliding across the floor
>teachers storm in to get lorenzo away from him while hes whining about his milk
>i can see tears in his eyes
>this was one of his many autistic rage fits

He got suspended, don't remember how long for, though

>4th Grade
>Lorenzo upgrades to a DS
>plays Sonic Rush and Mario Kart all the fucking time in class
>one day in a class he starts weeping on a table
>ask whats wrong
>"Someone stole my freaking DS and I'm mad"
>lolwhat
>say he should report it to the office or a teacher to try and get it back
>he does so
>i hear the intercom go on, teachers screaming in the background
>"WHOEVER TOOK MY DS I HOPE YOU BURN IN A FIRE!"
>teachers hold him back, he makes a screeching REEEE and the intercom shuts off
>utter confusion and some giggles in my class
>turns out he just left his DS in a cubby and nobody stole it

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I can't recall anything happening in 5th Grade, but I had shit grades that year, don't know why.

>6th Grade
>move to middle school, get hyped with Lorenzo because now the cafeteria has vending machines
>Lorenzo and I wait in life for lunch
>bunch of niggers at the school too, they usually skip the line and make it a reverse hourglass shape
>for some reason the guy managing the lunch line thought he was skipping
>he tells him to go back
>Lorenzo denies skipping and i vouch for him
>the dude gets a lil fussy and tells me and him to go back
>i surrender peacefully but Lorenzo isn't having his shit
>he gets angry and DECLARES that he didnt skip
>kids behind him are getting pissed and just want to get their food
>lunch dude eventually has enough and tells him to go to the office for disobedience
>Lorenzo still demands to get in the line
>lunch dude has enough of Lorenzo, so he walks up to get him himself
>he finally backs out and just says "Leave me alone"
>he puts the hood from his hoodie on his head and backs away with edgy style
>I'd follow those words if I were the guy
>lunch man pursues, Lorenzo warns him again
>lunch man makes the biggest mistake of his life
>he touches Lorenzo's backpack
>RED ALERT RED ALERT ITS A CODE RED
>Lorenzo immediately elbows the fucker off of him and punches the glass on one of the nearby vending machines out of pure autistic rage
>the glass fucking shatters like nothing
>brutal.png
>security swarms in to get him down
>they had to tackle him down to get him to stop moving
>he got a few weeks of suspension and was now taking medicine
>he takes it throughout 7th Grade and early 8th Grade before dropping them after saying he wouldn't need him anymore

more wicked tales coming up

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>April, 8th Grade
>I remember this day the most of all
>Lorenzo develops a crush on a girl
>she was a qt3.14 cheerleader who probably cucked nerds for Chad on a daily basis
>Lorenzo was determined to score some preteen puss
>He tells me how he's going to ask her out of her friends to look Alpha as fuck
>it seems like a plan for someone as Beta as us
>One day he says he's going to do it, a few weeks after his planning
>almost the end of school
>He gets up and walks toward the girl
>I don't decide to watch him, the cringe of him being rejected wouldn't be worth watching
>I go back to eating chicken drummies
>Suddenly I hear "WHAT THE FUCK" roar through the room
>my neck turns back like a fucking owl
>the qt3.14 is covered in drummy sauce, greens, and other shit
>I see Lorenzo opening a bottle of water and dumping the whole thing on her head and face
>her girlfriends, annie average and land whale go to support her after her destruction
>Lorenzo goes back and sits down with me angrily
>I ask what the fuck happened
>"She said no, so I gave her the nice guy treatment."
>he got away with it in the end and the middle school years end in keks

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Moving onto high school

>9th Grade
>Lorenzo gains some new pals, one of them is this asian titty monster senior named Jenna
>she liked to pull pranks and other jokes on people
>one day she orders this spray online that's supposed to smell like rancid shit
>it did
>Lorenzo asks to use it so he can pull his own prank
>skip two days
>in History class
>the teacher was your average, Southern religious white man who was into football and other stuff
>he leaves the classroom to talk with someone
>he has a cup of coffee out
>Lorenzo gets up and takes out the spray
>instead of spraying something, he straight up unscrews the cap
>I can smell this shit from three desks down and it's killing me
>people ask what the fuck he's doing
>"Dude shut up, it's gonna be hilarious."
>he pours the entire thing into his coffee, the absolute madman
>a plastic spoon is nearby and he swirls the mixture around. I guess it blended in well because the teacher didn't see it
>teacher comes back in, smells the shit while holding his coffee
>makes some kind of a "hehe who farted lol" kind of joke, then takes a sip
>not an attosecond later he spits it out, no, VOMITS, and yells "WHAT THE FUCK" as the coffee spills
>the stench spreads the entire room and we evacuate in order to not vomit
>five minutes later, the teacher comes back and yells who the fuck did it
>Lorenzo ratted out in an instant
>he gets the telling of his life as he cries in an autistic meltdown
>I had to watch him while he did it because I was a "key witness"

Lorenzo was sent to an alternative school for a few months, and came back just around the end of the school year. He didn't try talking to me or anyone since, he just kinda became blank. He grew out of it by the next year.

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>>34788201
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And my final story of Lorenzo. After senior year, we never really got into contact or met up much, just occassional hellos and stuff. I have no idea how he was still our friend after the shit we've done to him over the years.

>12th Grade
>School does a pep rally in the gym to get kids hyped for homecoming
>TFW we actually won the championship that year but that doesn't matter
>Lorenzo is playing on his newfound 3DS; Smash Bros.
>He's trying to beat Master Core on Level 9 in Classic Mode; he isn't winning so far
>He's at the final destination and fighting Master Hand
>Suddenly as Sophmores and Juniors played Tug of War, a fight breaks out in the Freshman area of the bleachers
>everyone looks up and runs at them to etiher keep it going or to stop them
>I tell Lorenzo to look and see the fight
>he's too interested in his game to look at the fight
>diddyfags
>the Superintendent of the County rushes in and stops the rally when the fight calms down
>says the pep rally is cancelled
>Jokes on you faggot, I didn't even want to go
>gives a speech about how the seniors and juniors were supposed to be role models of the freshman and stop the fight
>lolwhat
>People audibly answer rhetorical questions like "Is this how you think this country should be represented?" or "Do you think this is how we should act?" with Yes
>Some people laugh
>Superintendent gets pissed
>"Alright, laugh, see what happens."
>dead silence for five seconds, and then out of the fucking blue
>"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>Lorenzo screams and stands up with his 3DS in his hand
>looks like he finally beat the Master Core
>the entire school laughs their asses off
>Lorenzo gets sent down to the office
>Forced to apologize to the school and got a few days suspended

They're not the best stories, but I thought it was interesting enough to share with you robots. Also needed to dump some of my Pepes since I haven't been able to use that folder in years.

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I'm enjoying these stories. Keep up the good work.

8/10 lorenzo memes OP, thanks for the read

Thank you for the stories, these are the only reason I come here anymore.

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>need to visit an uncle who was admitted to a hospital
>a JEWISH hospital no less
>i walk in, and it's hot as fuck
>do my business and get near walking out
>notice a qt3.14 at the reception desk, try to make small talk with the only thing on my mind
>ask the reception lady why it's hot
>something about blood circulation or some shit to make it easier on the old timers
>and then i say out loud:
>"What is this then, Hitler's Easy Bake Oven?"

Never have I seen an angry mob of disabled Jewish old men kick me out so fast in my life. I was actually kinda scared, but it was worth it.

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>>34788946
good one

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>>34788946
Lmao

Origehrhvfk

>>34788201
shit, is it really that autistic to take your backpack everywhere with you, even if you don't need anything? It feels weird if I don't have it

>>34789896
I feel that the younger you are the more okay it is? Because they assume it's a student thing.