I haven't seen one in a while..
My attitude toward life is unsustainable
>>34786481
wow that was pretty gay
>>34786558
fuck didn't realise this was /b/ my bad
what's that one baww story where this guys friend tries to get with this real hot chick and pretends to be into fashion to get with her?
>>34787254
Search for ella greentext on google
>>34787363
i hate that fucking story
>gets a hot gf
>falls in love with gf's hotter best friend cause she's prettier and nerdier or some shit
>visits her on vacation and cheats on his gf with her
>tells his gf and gf breaks up with him so that he could be with her friend
>relationship lasts for a month cause his new 10/10 gf fucking dies
>instantly gets back together with ex and has to settle with her being 9/10
>marries the dumb cunt
>im suppose to feel sad cause a video game was involved somewhere
this one gets me everytime
oreg
>be me
>in church
>a girl walked up to me after mass since I was sitting and waiting for my friend.
>"Hello my name is Luisa"
>Pale skin and 9/10 look
>We talked for hours about various things (mostly school)
>Was planning to ask her out until my parents told me that we were moving to another state
>mfw
>After two months of platonic relationship, she changed...
>She started hitting me, called me names, and treats me like I'm her son.
>This happens for at least 4 months, until I told her that I was moving.
>after I've told her that she went to another guy
>we were friends still but her attitude change to not giving a fuck about me.
>One week before I've left I said my good byes
>Then I've talked to one of her friends and she told me that Luisa could be "mean sometimes."
>I looked at her with her bf and she is pinching him
>mfw I could've had a sadist gf.
>mfw I found out that I was a masochist.
>>34788115
serves you right hahahaha
>>34788115
robots arent meant for happiness
dont be disappointed
>>34786481
Holy fuck that was good
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