I would know if I was yandere, right?

>expects me to understand these fancy weebmen terms when I'm just a simple robo

Yanderes are a purely fictional trope, they are simply too retarded to actually exist. This is also why there are no good shows with a Yandere

>>34786238
Yanderes are individuals with unhealthy romantic obsessions, bordering on stalking.
It's a breakdown of the Yan- which is batshit crazy and Dere- which means sweet.

>>34786291
untrue, am like this irl

yanderes love more :/

>>34786308
So you definitely knew when you'd crossed over from a simple crush to full on yandere.
When was that, what defined it?

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>>34786216
You just haven't found the right guy.

As a creepy and insane guy who has only dated creepy and insane girls, I assure you that you will find a guy who doesn't mind being stalked by an obsessive maniac like you. It just might not be the one you are crushing on right now.

So here are some actions, are they goofy things anybody would do or are they a little off?
>finding out his address and plugging it into google maps to see what kind of trip you'd have to make across states/how many driving days it would take to get to his place
>sending mean letters/postcards/messages with slurs about his heritage as a joke
>having a file on him and his ex gfs
>weekly internet trawl for name and known handles

>>34786308
That's because you're a retard who pretends to be an anime character

>>34786216
My ex was kind of like this. She was a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, though. She had a good paying job and nobody believed me about the things she'd do.

>where are you
>come visit me
>I am outside the gate can you let me in
>security won't let me in where are you
>you're at work aren't you
>are you really working?
>I'm coming to your workplace if that's okay

I work at a Navy shipyard and we have to turn in our phones when we go to certain areas. She'll keep texting despite me telling her I turn in my phone sometimes.

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I only ever wanted to have a boyfriend all to myself who I could smother in my sleep like a stuffed animal.

>>34786917
Are you a girl or a girl (male)? Where do you live?

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>>34786622
>>having a file on him and his ex gfs
Wait, having a file on someone is considered crazy behaviour?

How the hell am I supposed to remember everything they told me they liked and wanted to do and ideas for presents and surprises and foods they're allergic to and lewd things I want to do to them?

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>>34786308
I'm willing to bet that you'd still fall out of love and move on if your partner (or potential partner) didn't meet your expectations.

Yanderes don't give up and move on.

>>34787325
That's why I'm asking- I just want to know that what I'm doing is on the up and up.

>>34787325
That is most definitely crazy, if I found that on a girls PC or in a notebook I'd definitely be a little sketched out and alot more defensive or fuck even just call it quits right there

>>34787152
I am actually a female from connecticut

>>34787551
More like Connecticunt amirite

>>34787551
female (male) amirite

>Tfw no crazy ontario girl to keep me on the straight and narrow

>>34787325
>>34787515
regular people will at most have something to list a few things for future reference like dates of importance, present ideas, etc.

most other stuff should be important to remember for the most part, so wouldn't need a "file" on them

>>34787551
i'll bet it's some shitty area in southern connecticut (^:

never seen anyone from north of bristol-ish

>>34786216
Hmm Is it yandere if I want my bf all to myself? I don't want to seclude him or anything but I don't like it when other girls try to talk to him. I feel like punching their faces but my bf may think I'm a psycho or something

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>>34787878
>>34787545
>>34787515
Fug.
Guess I'm a nutzo.

>>34788423
I'd love to meet you what's your contact info?