Suicide Advice

Considering it was his gun, he would probably come under investigation, OP. Bad idea

>>34785602
no

do you know what it would be like

to have a son

raise him for 2 decades

and to see his lifeless bloody body on the floor

Fuck you you selfish cunt OP. Kill yourself after your dad dies

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>>34785754
For gun possession?
Or for murder suspect?
Or both?

Also I don't know how to fucking arm guns but I guess Youtube can help with that lol

>>34785817
>implying implications
I can't wait for that much, also I've had two psychiatric interments, he knows it's matter of time.

>>34785854
As a murder suspect. Gun possession as well depending on where you live.

But don't kill yourself. That's a pretty fucking selfish and cunty thing to do to your dad after he raised you.

>>34786026
Nobody asked to be born.

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>>34786026
This entire board is full of "kys", advice and suicide threads and I get to have all the normies?

Do you know the feeling of not being good even to end your own life?

>>34786173
I did. I asked Jesus to please let me be born and he said he had to ask his sad first but now I'm here

>>34786173
Your dad didn't either ;^)))

>>34785602
>I just want to end my life, but not mess his.
>I don't give a fuck about my dad as long as he doesn't go to jail
OP you are a stupid fuck, if it weren't for your dad I'd tell you to kill youself

What's the point of suicide? It's not like it makes a difference in the grand scheme of things seeing as life has no purpose.

I just don't get it. The only true purpose that exists is to exist. As soon as you die there's no purpose. So suicide is pointless.

>>34786282
No dad ever did to anybody. That being said, it is fine to kill oneself and it is not a selfish act.

>>34786356
You don't have to suffer anymore.
>inb4 starving african children argument

>>34785602
OP, please don't. I've had those thoughts too, I know what it's like to hate yourself.

Just talk to someone about it, you'll be better off for it. You're probably not nearly as worthless as you think.

>>34786371
>You don't have to suffer anymore.
So? That's pointless.

>>34786393
>Jus talk to someone xD
That actually worsens the life of the suicidal you cunt. Just imagine your entire family freaking out about it and watching every inch of your steps for months, maybe years.
Fuck off.

>>34786406
What are you trying to do here?
We can't help you boost your ego if you keep being obscure and neither can you help us not kill ourselves.

>>34786505
>help us not kill ourselves.
I don't give a shit what you do. All I know is that death makes everything meaningless, so to kill yourself is the most pointless act in the universe.

Trying to stop suffering? Well, that suffering never meant anything to begin with because you're going to die and the sun will wipe out any evidence of our existence anyway one day. Death is what vaporizes meaning.

>>34786177
>Do you know the feeling of not being good even to end your own life?

Yes, yes I do.

>>34785602
Death is permanent. You have no idea what could happen in a year. Might as well stick it out. I'm in it for the surprises.

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>>34786752
I've lived 17 years of suffering, I'm not waiting for one more.
>inb4 gtfo

Why can't I get any help? I hate you all.

>>34785602
instead of killing yourself, take 3.5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms
you'll thank me later

>>34786356
Why do I care about the grand scheme of things? I only care about the here and now.

Just steal a car or something and ram it against a wall at max speed.

>>34787041
I don't have the means or money to get drugs.
I could literally try anything otherwise, since I already decided to kill myself lol

>>34787041
>1 stabbing your eyes out with a fork later

>>34786580
I don't see how any of that is an endorsement of life. If anything you are justifying suicide because if it doesn't matter then I might as well end the suffering because still, it matters to me and what matters to me, rest assured, is all that matters.

>>34787091
download the tor browser bundle, order off alphabay
reddit /r/alphabay has links on the sidebar
3.5 g is like $20

>>34787141
>justifying suicide
Not really. If death vaporizes meaning, then meaning is to cling to existence.
>might as well end the suffering
Your suffering is meaningless because you're going to die anyway, and after some time there won't be any evidence of your existence.
>it matters to me and what matters to me
Doesn't matter if it matters or not to you. Nothing you think or feel matters. You're a grain of sand in the desert, dust in the wind. You're nothing because you're going to die regardless. If you think that entails suicide, then you've just missed the point; the point being it's death that makes everything meaningless.

>>34787226
I already said all that matters is what matters to me and that makes it so

>>34787272
It doesn't make it so though. Your meaning is meaningless.

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>>34787149
>NEET
>having $20

I should open a patreon to stream weird stuff people ask for if I'm going to die anyway lol
And when I get a request too weird to do just blow my head instead and rip off the money I'm not using anyway

>>34787283
not to me where it is aprehended in a domain of absolute meaning

>>34787299
>not being on neetbux
what are you, some kind of non-autistic normie?

>>34787315
You're going to die though. With your death, your domain.

>>34786900
Here dude, if your going to off yourself do acid first, or shrooms or some other traditional psychedelic, then if you still decide to do it go with a nicotine extraction, it's really simple and fairly easy to get

>>34787320
I'm OP.
Underage and living with my father.

Also thanks everyone for derailing my thread.

>>34787091
Or get 1p-lsd, which is basically a pro drug to lsd and legal

>>34787345
and all rthe sooner if I do anything about it. In fact I probably cant even decide not to kill myself if I feel really compelled to.

>>34787383
>nicotine extraction
care to elaborate? Google isn't helping
also >>34787299 I don't have means to get money or drugs.
I would jump from somewhere high enough but I'm afraid I'll live and won't be able to attempt suicide again.

>>34786356
>your honor this child molester I am representing who has confessed to dozens of sexual assaults should in fact not be convicted of any crime because his actons were ultimately meaningless

Not gonna fly Atty

If you want advice, here's some. Just get it over with. You don't need to plan things too much. Even if your dad gets in trouble, who cares? You'll be dead anyway.

Just get it done.

Can you livestream yourself doing it?

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If you really wanted to kys you would be dead by this moment instead of shitposting. Dont excuse urself, u just 2 puss y 4 that, and u know it. Kys attention whore

If u love your dad make something of your life

Don't kys, there are so many stories of people discovering their purpose or hobby at 20, 25, 30, 35 etc. just because you can't see it now, you don't know what the future will bring. There was a woman who had depression for 50 years, and at 75 it was finally cured by the right words and methods, she lived out the remainder of her years in bliss she had missed out in a lifetime. Plus saying 17 years of misery is kind of discounting a lot of good things, like when you went to mcdonalds for the first time or got your first DS or learned to ride a bike.

>>34787622
You could say that about any desire. Go and post this banal tripe in "tfw no gf" threads because there's a lot of those.

just abuse drugs instead shithead. a junkie son is better than a dead son. the rest of us miserable shits get hugh daily and use suicide as a comfort meme thought. shit could turn around and life could get tolerable. if you really wanna die at least do some good drugs first, might save your dad seeing his dead son

Tilt your head back a bit and put the barrel to your soft palate, it's a direct path to your brainstem and will result in instantaneous death. Your brain is not capable of receiving and processing impulses that quickly so you are guaranteed to feel absolutely nothing. In this position it will also look a lot more like a suicide than a homicide.

Write a note before you do it and make sure you say absolutely everything you want to. Put your signature on it somewhere as well so it can be shown to the feds if an investigation is launched.

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>>34787914
Thanks anon, that was really helpful and the exact thing I wanted to read. >>34787879 sounds tempting but I don't have money for drugs.

See you in youtube anons!
I'm off the ride.

>>34787954
Goodbye anon, maybe things won't be so bad next time.

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>>34787954
>>34787970
Anon-chan NO!

>>34787954
lets do a charity to get this kid some acid man

Show us the gun or I call bs also tell us what country so I can help

>>34785817
>Kill yourself after your dad dies
Kill father first then yourself.

>>34786356
So what you're saying is its too late as I am born allready? I'll have to think on that for a bit.