>enjoy your food, sir >y-you too NOOOOOOOOO

>>34782270
>enjoy the movie
>y--thanks
wew that was close
this actually happened earlier today

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>>34782270
>>34782598
the trick is to make sure you say it ironically

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>woman comes and takes away my dirty plate
>look at her, smile, and say "thank you"

>Work as cashier at fast food
>"Enjoy your sandwich, sir!"
>"Y-you too"

I laughed behind his back, you guys have every right to feel how you do

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This happened to me when I was buying dip the other day.

As I was leaving, the cashier said "Enjoy!", and I was so taken back by someone telling me to enjoy mouth cancer, all I could muster was "You too!"

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normy
>enjoy your day
me
>y-you too

Don't really care if they have a good day

>>34782993
hooly shit you're a monster

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>get my haircut for the first time in like 3 months at sportsclips
>pay and say thanks
>as I walk about she says come back soon jokingly because my hair got so long before
>unironically yell you too as I exit

Thought I was the only one

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>>34782993
Oh shit, I posted the wrong facebook frog to accompany my shitpost
oooooops

>>34782270
"hey man, can you spare some change"
"uh no thank you"
"(scoffs) no thank you? what do you mean no thank you?!"

im surprised i didnt get beaten that day, this was in the city

I always do this and realize it and laugh. The normie usually laughs too.
Are they laughing with me or at me? I think they i'm just joking.

>oh hi anon how you have been?
>morning, thanks

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>>34783005
>not shaving your head once a week

Fuck off Norman. Just fuck off

>Oh hey anon what's up
>Not much

>Oh hey man, what's good
>Not much
FUCK

>>34783073
>>Fuck off Norman. Just fuck off
you got your shit backwards m8

i got my hair cut for the first time in 3 years just 6 months ago and i went there with my mum, if i had to go through that embarrassment every week i'd have off'd myself ages ago. you're the normie here.

>>34783125
I shave my own head with clippers you idiot.

>>34783157
>not doing it with a safety razor
faggit

>Hello anon
>fine, you?
FUCCKK

>>34783073
>cares this much about his appearance
how about you fuck off, norman

>>34783232
>not being autistic as fuck about your appearance purely for vanity reasons even though you hardly ever go outside

How about you leave and never come back, normie