Christ, is anyone going to order this? The ad of it makes me want to kill myself. I bet there are Chads, alt-Chads, Brads, etc without GFs that are still gonna have sex on Valentine's day.
Subway is doing a free 6" sub if you buy a large drink on valentines. Something for us lonely people I guess
i know what i'm having for valentines day
does it come with a 2 liter of soda?
>>34780564
Of course not, else it would say so.
>>34780500
I pray Reviewbrah reviews this.
>>34780500
Those ads aren't for Chads or Stacies. Chad only eats health food and Stacy won't eat because she's givi Chad anal as a gift. It's for robots and Alpha widows who can only serve as Chad 's side piece
>>34780912
I love the sarcasm on this board Full of autists where no one takes anyone seriously.
>>34780912
Hate to break it to you but Chads eat dominos/papa johns/pizza hut. Chad eats whatever he wants and doesn't get fat because muh metabolism
Brads? Whats a Brad?
>>34780500
Who gives a fuck about pizza shape ?
I always go buy shittons of cheap chocholate after the Valentines day which didnt get sold because it is 50% off.
>only get 1 dessert
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34780988
It's cause he works out a fuckload. Half of a medium pizza isn't going to make him gain fat. It's a holiday he could drink a liter of vodka and be solid.
>>34780500
Stacy is gonna get TWO 13 inchers from Chad that day
>>34782581
>metabolism
>working out
>genetics
All sounds the same to me
>>34782769
To be fair Chad does have good genetics which makes life all around easier including deadlifting 500 pounds and avoiding binge eating. Me? I have no real reason to be healthy.
>>34782769
not him but
>all the same
hell no, I have good genetics (facial structure) but I don't work out at all and I'm lazy, so because of that I'm baby-faced and skinnyfat
>>34780500
remember that cryingwhileeating website?
this is why i refuse to order the pizza
>>34782025
>Stacy is the 2nd dessert
>>34782769
Thats because you're a fatlet slob
>>34780500
I might order it, I'm literally going to fap then drink until I pass out I don't know if I'll bother to eat
>>34782025
>only buying one 'za
>>34780988
That's what I hate about Chads. My Chad buddy eats 6000 calories a day yet he's 6'4" 160 lbs of pure muscle. His metabolism and genetics makes me hate him.
>>34780500
I wonder what it's like to be desired by another human.
>>34783599
>My Chad buddy eats 6000 calories a day
Yeah but its 6000 calories of good food, not shit. Eating that many calories is actually a feat in itself
>>34780500
>working front desk at one of my uni's dorms 2 few years ago
>chubby black qt RA orders valentines pizza deal
>comes to front counter to chat while she waits for it
>starts complaining that she has no one to share it with or spend valentines with
>say she could spend it with me since I'm about to get off
>"you're so sweet anon"
>she gets her pizza and goes back upstairs to probably masturbate and watch a movie alone
>realize not even fat black girls take me seriouslyI'm so fucking lonely it hurts I just want someone to acknowledge my existence as something more than a joke
>>34783977
I feel sorry for you, because you care about these things and I don't. I'm a lot happier than you are, even with no friends, no social skills and no hope of ever having companionship