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>>34779459
>advice?

Don't go

Drink a shitload of cheap alcohol, dance in the center of the room emitting sounds akin of those of a dying frog, then as soon as a normie approaches you punch him/her in the face and run away RRREEEEEEing

>>34779459
Make sure you wear some cute panties and perfume, chad will do the rest to that pussy (boipucci)

>>34779459
Are you a girl (boy)? Advice is get drunk I suppose.

Why are you asking us? We don't go to parties.

>>34779459
Don't drink too much, don't overthink it. Try and mingle and make general conversation. Easier said than done I know.

>>34779459
Don't get too wasted too fast, nobody likes to be the guy puking hammered drunk at 8.
Invite some bitches to smoke a blunt with you or ask a cutie to be your beer pong partner
Try to introduce yourself to all the unfamiliar faces you can men and women alike
Most importantly have fun and don't drive drunk

>>34779541
Shut the fuck up you annoying faggot. You're not "cute" you're not "kawaii". You're a mentally ill piece of shit spamming your disgusting shit hole fetish on a karate forum. Fuck u and fuck gay people.

>>34779459
So many of these threads lately, it's like you're all graduating from /r9k/ into the world of normies

>>34779459
Be back home before 10.

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>>34779617
I'm basically a /fit/ 5'8'' Italian I'm more a cyborg if anything

>>34779459
jump off a balcony for attention

>>34779658
Hey another italian

You're a terrone, aren't you?

Brings lots of condoms.

And some snacks or drinks. People like that.

>>34779459
to clarify i'm not ugly or shit i'm just considered a "little weird" by my peers

>>34779594
There are multiple faggots here anon. I don't even see a trap thread up why are you so butt hurt?

Don't drink too much too fast. Get drunk but def stay in control. If you're feeling awkward play pong or some game where you don't have to talk to people.

>>34779459
Get drunk as fuck steal as much and pay as little as possible, lock yourself in the bathroom and pass out there.

>>34779459
Wear a skirt that you can hike up over your pussy (boipucci) for a quick fuck

avoid making negative comments and you're all good. and like others said: don't get wasted; avoid pregaming

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>>34780630
this sounds like a fun plan.

but best advice is this
>>34779579

actual bestest advice
>>34779471

>>34779471
This a thousand times, you'll regret it