>tfw there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet

The Muslim version the Abrahamic God is the worst one. The Christian version is better.

I want to tongue a girls butt

>thinking your words would convert or convince anyone on /r9k/ of all places
Shit bait.

ALLU BRRAPBAARRR

>>34778375
>Muhammad
I read the Quran and it says that Muhammad would have convulsions, growl like a camel and foam at the mouth whenever he had visions.

Pros of Being A Muslim BRO.

>Brotherhood like never experienced before
we do anything for our brothers, need a wife? arranged marriage bro, fucken ez.
need some shelter? go to the mosque, we got you.
need a loan? interest is forbidden in islam, pay at your own rate my brother.
that kuffarrrrr chad picking on you? round up boys, we need to teach someone what taharush means.

>Anti-degeneracy
No attention whore cunts in the lands

>Pro-science
Nigger, we INVENTED evolution, look up Al-jahiz, Ibn Khaldun (al-muqaddimah).

>Multiple sects

Pick which one you want, conservative? salafi/wahabi, centre right? sunni, centre left? shia, leftwing liberal/commie? ahmadi, sufi.

>>34778375
Allahu akbar, brother

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>>34778375
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>>34778906
>t.fedora


JUST CONVERT YOU FUCKIN CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34778784

>ALLU BRRAPBAARRR

Kek'd hard, I think I woke up the neighbours

>>34779365
you forget the negatives of other sects killing you.

the biggest victims of muslim terrorism is other muslims lad

>>34778906
Seizures can be pretty psychedelic. I think Terrence McKenna said something about his seizures (which he started having shortly before he was diagnosed with brain cancer) being more psychedelic than anything he'd ever done.

I eat pork and there's nothing you can do about it

>>34779646
i can wrap my cock in it and pork your corn hole

>>34779646
It's your life
Allah will punish you, not me

>>34779742
>Allah will punish you
You mean Yaweh right ?

>>34779763
allah = Al-ilaha

AL- I L A H A = THE - GOD

>>34780104
Yeah so Yaweh

>tfw your butt is too big and no boy will ever want to marry you

>>34780175
he didn't tell humans his real name.

he told us to make names for him.

he did tell us strange letters though.

Alif, Laam, Meme.
Ya, seen.

each of those letters has a numeric value, and we believe that has a meaning, we dont know what though.

>>34780243
muslim fembot?

TALK WITH ME PLS!

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Heil Ali!
S*nni filth should kill themselves

>>34780403
as a sunni, i think mu'awviyah was a fucking bastard scumbag that deserves to be raped by dogs in hell.

i'm sorry we fought against you 1400 years ago, we didnt know that he tricked us.

>>34779365
>that kuffarrrrr chad picking on you? round up boys, we need to teach someone what taharush means
>taharush
You want to grope his crotch in a group effort? You sure know how to exact vengeance.

>>34778784
ima muslim and i lost my shit
lol

>>34780995
listen boi, not grope crotch, twist around the body, and pop something in, in a group effort.

you wana bully my robot brothers chad? ill fuck you up. dont touch them.


i got your back robots, join islam

>>34780295
>Alif, Laam, Meme
>Meme
even fucking islam approves of the almighty meme magic boys

>>34779365
>pick what sect you want
So I can choose between either Iran and it's allies wanting me dead or Saudi Arabia and it's allies wanting me dead? What a joy

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>>34781173
no joke brother, allah told us about the power of meme.

>>34781276

or choose between you wanting them both and everyone else dead too.

being sufi is ez tho. its anti-violence.

never seen a sufi terrorist in history.

>>34781276
Iran and Syria are the good guys.