who else /regrets voting for Trump/?

>>34778045
But seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes

former trump voter here, not gonna lie, i'm laughing my ass off.

but in all seriousness we've gotta stop this guy from having access to the nuclear codes

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fuck off bernie

you're an annoying socialist and I saged your thread

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>>34778045

What is with the trumptards disguising themselves as ctr disguised as trump baiting shills?

It's like noone wants to be genuine anymore.

>>34778045
I don't care. As long as he isn't a woman.

>>34778045
>crew sample 07
kek

>>34778114
Post-irony is becoming the new irony, irony is the new genuine.

>>34778045
i literally only voted for him to watch the world burn

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>>34778079
>I saged your thread

>faggots still think sage is a down vote system

>>34778045
>killed TPP
>implemented travel ban
>reports of immigration services BTFOing illegals
>hasn't even been a month

Yeah his cabinet picks are pretty shit, and he still needs to tone down his verbal hostility a bit, but I'm still feeling pretty solid about this presidency.

>>34778045
Should I invest in US stocks now? Will he make America great again?

>>34778045
Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day, and you'll beg to be my beta provider.

>>34778077
too late he already knows the code

>>34778079
sanders is angry about not receiving any niggercock for the day

also sageing doesn't work if you post a pic

>>34778309
Here's some free attention just for writing "I'm a woman" on an anonymous Chechen wall carpet fitting forum.

>>34778045
Im too lazy to shift through /pol/ shit, what did the orange faggot do now?

Mfw the /pol/ice were beta robot school shooters the whole time.

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>>34778045
Have some fresh pasta:

Literally stop.

Remember when you said she would keel over at the first debate instead of exposing Dumbfuck as the fat, soulless mealworm he is?

Remember when you said she wouldn't make it to election day"

Remember when you said she literally wouldn't survive her loss?

Remember when you said she wouldn't show herself again, much less bravely come out against Dumbfuckers, and boldly tell the world that YES, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE.

Babydick, the Dems getting power back will help you most. There's going to be an adult re-education program for far right retards to be sent back to the equivalent of pre-school. They'll be given careful instructions on how to treat women and Muslims decently in between nap time and complimentary binkies.

Let's talk again when you come out. Maybe then you'll know how to respond to a sensible argument about Madam President of shitting your pants in front of everyone here.

>>34778373
He's not actually orange, it's just shitty make up.

>>34778309
reminder that you're fucking rare and that most women are self-centric cunts that don't have ambitions other than marrying, making a baby, divorcing, taking the children with her and working little time and living off her ex-husband's money.

that is, most of them.

>>34778347
Sanders made this thread and he's been spamming anti-trump shit for weeks now

He lost his mind when Cruz annihilated him and he's on /r9k/ now

I don't see what's the big deal with nuking a majority of humanity to dust.

It'll very quickly solve the global warming problem, which is very quickly becoming otherwise unsolvable.

>2017
>electing the new Hitler

Why are Americans so deranged and evil?

>>34778395
confused and broken, lets have pity on the socialist jew, inside he is just like us.

>>34778386
Why would an alpha male wear makeup?

>>34778406
If you subscribe to the retarded biogenic theory of petrol then you believe all the carbon that is fixated in petrol now was dinosaurs and carbon dioxide once - former which were perfectly alive without the world becoming engulfed in flames caused by muh climate change.
However releasing megatons of nuclear fury into the atmosphere would lead to excess energy that has never been in there during any life sustaining period on the planet.
Makes your neurons fire.

>>34778468
It's very common for anchormen and other people on TV to look larger than life.
Problem with Trump is he is obviously cheap and is angry and sweats a lot, so it looks shittier than natural.

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>>34778079
/r9k/, both /gif/ and /wsg/, /v/, /news/, /tv/, and /x/ currently seem to harbor a large majority of newfags on 4chan
am i forgetting any other boards?

>>34778476
the nuclears will repel the sun and we can have a comfy ice age

study it out

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>>34778045

>does everything he promised in his campaign more efficiently than any politician in the history of the United States
>fraud

I don't agree with his policies but he's keeping his promises, he's giving the people who voted for him what they want. The real issue is retards like you that just meme voted and cry about it now, you're worse than the millennials that didn't even vote but riot in Washington over the result.

>>34778468
the fact he has to defend his dicksize on national television id say his not alpha.

>>34778409
this stance on trump, out of all the others liberals have, makes them seem the most stupid and uninformed

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>>34778309

>I'm voting Trump.

Sorry to bother you, you're probably so intelligent that you can travel through time and vote whenever you want, but the election was over a couple months ago

Also, pride comes before a fall

And you're posting on here, so I guarantee you're not a single IQ point above 110

>>34778499
/b/ will always be the newfag board

>>34778309
Why would I be your beta provider when you're obviously richer and more successful than me?

>>34778309
and yet you'll always be lonely and in need of a real man to dominate and keep you in line

Sad!

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I never voted but I'm glad trump won over hillary and I can't wait to see those tax cuts.

>>34778309
>I'm probably more intelligent than most of you
>Wether
How has no one pointed out this out yet

>>34778309
stfu you dirty piece of shit slut. You should be raped.
Go back to the kitchen where you belong, whore.

>>34778309
Why the fuck would this copypasta person be on /r9k/?

>>34778657

we were all to embarassed by this sad trap's attempts at roleplaying on a siamese twin child seperation surgery unit to say anything

>>34778409
>Saying a presidential candidate is Hitler

Liberals do that for EVERY Republican candidate, though.

>>34778288
I have seen non-stop complaining about his cabinet picks, but have they ever really mattered? If someone wants to find some examples of cabinet members having a profound impact on the country for better or worse, I would like to read more about it.

>>34778499
you forgot the worst one, /pol/

>>34778542
>>34778711
BUT OMG ANON HE IS LITERALLY HITLER I HEARD IT ON BUZZFEED AND THERE WAS AN IMAGE COMPARISON OF THE TWO SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

>>34778309
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you, etc.

>I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
>wether
>comperable

This is pretty bad bait, guy.

I'll have you know I have had sex with multiple womyns. I am the hacker named 4chan and JLaw broke up with me. Thats why I'm posting this shit. So everybody can feel like they have her. Also no one cares about your opinion. Guys just pretend to take SJW's and feminists seriously just so they can get laid. All that "influence" and "power" you think you have would be nothing if you weren't a walking semen pleasure receptacle. Wymen have no rights and are easily manipulated. Feminism? Social Justice? It was all made by straight white christian males from the start so they could look good as politicians and earn public support. As well as roll in the cash donations and funding we receive for all the "good" you do for the public. You are a tool, a cash cow. A pawn in our unfathomably grand scheme of world domination. It has been that way from the start. Not to mention the ever typical quest for pussy. You are so easily manipulated. It's why we treat you so lightly. We actually feel sorry for you. So we are going to as you put it "give you" 4chan. So you feel like you did the world some good. Hope you can handle it. After all.....it is our.....privilege.

>>34778309
Marketing major huh, have fun with the 100k in debt at the unemployment line.

>cringe everytime you see people say "launch codes" as if it works that way
>4chan is just naive kids who don't know how things work saying dumb shit like the latter

why do i come here.

I supported Trump because he said he loves legal immigrants. Now they're talking about restricting the H1B visas. Fuck fuck fuck I don't want to go back to India.

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controIIers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my 360 controller.

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>Has gone about doing what he said he would
>Hasn't been in office for that long
>The establishment is literally trying to stop him

SAGED

>>34778384
Wut dat pic?
Tenage mitan ninju tods?

I hold the record for largest anal fissure ever recorded. After surgery I had to exercise my anal muscles in order to stop incontinence. This lead to me having very very strong kegal muscles. I can now blow a load across the room. This stops me from masturbating. I've literally made spots on the ceiling and had my own cum fall on my head. However, I can now hang a wet towel on my dick. I've tested him out. He can hold up to about 4 to 5 pounds.
Sadly, if I flex enough/hard enough I can make myself cum without hands. I can also just not cum if I want.
This all happened in HS, my gf told her friends. She nicknamed him Bolt Action. Sadly, this became my nick name. But there are few people who know about this...well around 50 to 100. And people pronounce my nickname like "Ba" (Goat) so most people just bah at me. Not knowing that they are going taunting the mighty rifle within my pants to insta cum on them from about 6 ft away.

Which leads me to this short story. I once came on a kid in the locker room for calling me a pussy. I shouted "John Wilksbooth" then ran like a bitch.
I also have some nasty ass wet farts. Have to wipe a lot if I get gasy. Eat your fiber....

>>34778499
/pol/ is full of reddit-tier trumptard civic nationalists because of the election

>>34778045
I voted for him because I hope he starts WW3 and all of you retards die.

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Jill Stein voter, here. Seriously considered buying a ticket for The Trump Train, but a few things about him irked me, which I listed below. Couldn't care less about the rape allegations, apparent racism and Islamaphobia, I know that's all just tabloid crap.

I voted Stein because, as much as I am making myself a target for memes, I believe every vote counts. I knew that it was impossible for her to win, but I care more about the environment than anything else, and my little vote would add to the fire of my vocal minority.

If it was a choice between Trumpmeister and Hilldawg, I would have stayed home that fateful November night. I'll admit, The Donald's charisma did pull me in, but there were a few things about him;
>Climate Change denier
>Pro-Israel
>Believes the environment should not be considered in business demands.
>Wants to retract EPA laws
>Pro-Life
>Daughter owns a fashion line that skins baby rabbits.
That made me say no.

As for Hillary "IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!" Clinton, I did not know a single thing about her policies, other than she is a democrat, nor did I know anything about her illegal activities. Something about emails? Whenever I heard about that, I assumed it was all tabloid mudslinging, like Trumpster's rape allegations and racist beliefs. It was a deliberate choice for me to ignore that crap. I did not know, nor do I currently know, what she was accused of. All I knew was that the Obama Administration, and the hypocritical nature of liberals, have long since jaded me to the Democratic Left.

Plus, going from age 9-17 in the Bush Administration and being a young adult in the Obama years, I just don't care for politics anymore. People are always going to complain about something, whether we live in a Nazi-controlled gulag planet or a world-united nudist, war-less, hunger-free 24/7 Woodstock singing-circle utopia where all the guns and money are replaced with free marijuana and hugs.

We live in Paradise, and the Pina Coladas are too sweet.

>>34779118
This fuck up the economy for four years, and set the fucking mexicans on fire for all I care just make America a leader in renewable energy and be the president that saved the world. Republicans are holding on to a sinking ship and China is already surpassing us with renewable energy which only hurts Americans

>>34778063
he already has them senpai

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>>34778468
>orange makeup

>alpha

Huehuehuehue

>>34778719
>If someone wants to find some examples of cabinet members having a profound impact on the country for better or worse, I would like to read more about it.
it's been less than a month they haven't had time to do anything yet

I wasn't a supporter per se, but I don't care that he won. I honestly don't really care what he does unless he does something REALLY FUCKING stupid.

In short, idgaf

>>34779063
Underrated post.
>daily reminder that we live in the end times

>>34779304
>I hate the feeling of sex
How do you know. That was not sex it was rape. Unless you were with other boys and had sex.

>>34778045
not at all, he is actually trying to follow up on election promises, such as leaving the tpp (which is one reason why I voted for him) Previously I voted obama twice, with some help from wikileaks and snowdon he was able to keep one of his promises for transparency lol.

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>>34779386
I tried with my doggo

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>>34779118
Another note:

Chose not to vote for either because I figured, if either of them end up starting nuclear war or a second great depression, I won't have to feel the self-aware annoyance that I voted for the wrong person.

Gotta say, though, I had no idea that all the liberal tears would be so delicious.

Pic related. I wish I had optional exams when I was in college.

>>34779168
... wut?

>>34779435
But why. And what are those pics.

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>>34778045
No he isn't a fraud. He has followed through with most of his promises so far and is working on the others. I could understand not liking him but what you voted for is exactly what you got. How could you possibly regret voting for him? What has he done differently than you expected?

>>34778309
>bretty good pasta
>newfags still don't recognize it

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>>34779500
don't you know about the knot?

>>34779672
Yes but why with your dog. How old were you?
And is that you in the pics?

>>34778309
Orrrrr you'll get savagely beat up and raped one day, have a mental breakdown and end up kill yourself...who knows?

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He did everything he said he was going to do pretty much, he's probably been the most honest president in a long time when it comes to campaign promises.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>34779304
where'd this pasta come from? I've never seen it before.

>hurr durr he filled his promises
Trump didn't campaign on many concrete policies or ideology, he campaigned on his personality. He doesn't have to do much to fulfill any promises, he set the bar really low for himself.

His main selling points were
>lock her up (hasn't fulfilled this yet)
>drain the swamp (hasn't done this yet... Just look at his cabinet)
>build the wall (has signed the executive order for it to be built, but hasn't gotten Mexico to pay for it)

I don't understand, he's been doing everything he said he would.

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>>34780529
Hillary isn't in jail yet :^)

>>34780558
Jeff Sessions was just allowed entry. I also remember hearing something about Trump giving the FBI a clearing to pretty much go through all the information collected, then build a case, which ties into Jeff Sessions.

Plus, you can't just take down her and her cronies in a day or two. It takes time.

>>34778045
>>34780211
MediaMatters, please go. Oh and ree, etc. Gosh this is getting tiring.

>>34778114

Anything for attention anon. Anything for (you)s. OP probably doesn't even live in this country. Nu4chan is all about pretending to be someone else to see who falls for you pretending to be retarded.

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>>34778923
I hope you fully disassembled that controller and bleached the shit out of it.

>3DPD
>Not even once

>>34778045
How much does Soros pay you? Enough to buy your dignity?