/britfeel/

going on a hike tomorrow lads

I'll take some pics for you

wtf a britfeel nigga

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Britfeel, tell me about your sexual organs

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poll for film night

http://www.strawpoll.me/12308884/r

>>34776451
would you guys ever consider dating a british pakistani girl? serious question.

>>34776451
First for nice OP pic
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34776479

yeah, but i'd date just about anybody right now.

would love a qt indian girl to cook me food actually

>>34767197
PREVIOUS THREAD
>>34767197

:^)

fuk your robot.

>>34776472

They have been used for sexual intercourse a few times, but not enough

>>34776472
got a bend in it

>>34776479
I certainly would. Why do you have to ask.

I'm liking the sky in the new OP image, very comfy.

>>34776472
mine has a birthmark on it

>>34776479
if I liked them, sure

>>34776474
seen all of them films too many times but i voted fight club because its all ways a good film to watch.

Why is /britfeel/ so /comfy/ lads.

>>34776474
Evil dead is the only one I've not seen.

Taxi Driver is god tier. Like top 5 for me
Fight club still 5 stars but on the lower end of 5
AH X is like 4 stars but still pretty great.

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>>34776474
i will watch it from the call centre. i need to take a break.

>>34776529
Usually the yanks don't shit it up.

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>Got things more or less sorted for the time being
>Except my loneliness
Enough.
I would say I'm going to start putting more effort in but you can only go up from rock bottom anyway.

>>34776537
>>34776474

is it the 1981 evil dead or the 2013 one? important question. i havent seen the 2013 one

>>34776479
>british pakistani
No such thing.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How have all your days been?
What have you got planned for F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT?

Hope whatever it is you get up to you have fun and all your days have gone well so far!

>tfw still playing Yakuza 0

it's so good

Snek-anon, I got caught doodling at work today and I blame you!

>there are non whites in this thread right now

>>34776547
Yanks never shit our threads up mate.

>>34776479
if i got one with her, and i found her attractive, yeah, sure.

>>34776573
>What have you got planned for F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT?

Nothing apart from posting in /britfeel/ and drinking a cup of tea.

>>34776557
the original. I didn't even know there was a remake.

>>34776576
you sure? i bet that whole /pol/ argument in the last thread was caused by a yank

>>34776574
disgusting

originaliocommento

>>34776573

Just getting high in my dressing gown watching Bob's Burgers and not pushing anybody into bodies of water.

Might play some video games if the drugs don't put me to sleep early.

Have a good evening.

>>34776602
>i bet

I didn't approve of that, but we can't 'bet' on these things, facts only please.

>>34776574
Do potato niggers count as non whites?

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Switching up the artwork in your iTunes library allows you to listen to whatever you like, undetected by commuters.

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>czech friend is sending me pictures of girls he likes

>>34776627
you're white if your skin is light, eyes are light and hair isn't black

>>34776627
They're called white niggers for a reason

>>34776622
dont get cheecky, lad.

>>34776635
You better Czech them out, then!

>>34776573
gonna get drunk and watch a film desu.

>>34776479
Yeah man. Pakistani girls are fucking hot

Got some 21st birthday champagne in the fridge.

Tempted to drink it.

>>34776636
yay, I'm white

>>34776649
I don't look like an actual nigger, but I do admit a lot of people from Ireland do. Maybe one of my ancestors was raped by Cromwell.

>>34776479
There's some nympho paki I know that keeps sending me nudes on snapchat. Wouldn't touch her though since she's actually mentally ill.

>>34776674
I have. One of the girls is fit

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>Search r34 for Miss Millies
>No results
>Remember rules of the internet
>20mins later
>OperationWasASuccess.Png

>>34776689
It's more towards the attitude of Irish people rather than their appearance

>nympho paki

Basically the best thing I can imagine, don't waste it lad

I smell dirty shitskins in this thread

>>34776701
what is wrong with you? any holes a goal for me. still a virgin tho

>>34776750
I'm >>34776719 and probably the whiest man on earth

>>34776675
You sound like my kinda guy.

>>34776701
If you "wouldn't touch her" which I think is pretty faggy of you but anyway show them to us then.

>>34776767
Get out of my thread you paki

>>34776590
Very british and very comfy, enjoy your night old friend.

>>34776618
Sounds like a bloody good night to me, friendo!
Glad to hear you've stopped pushing people in to canals, people were starting to blame me!

Thanks for the well wishes too, appreciate it!

>>34776675
Sounds great! What film are you gonna watch?

when was the last time you had a conversation with yer mam lads

>>34776573
I'm gonna stay in my hotel room and keep on shitposting

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>>34776766
Because I live too far away since I moved out for uni and there's this trap that I think likes me anyway.

>>34776806
I may deliver if she sends more.

>tfw usually smoke in the conservatory
>tfw I have been banished outside to smoke
Why

>>34776862

bad luck lad, im 27 and ive been smoking since i was 14 and my parents still dont know

Poleaboos blog is one of the top websites I visit according to the home page on Chrome

shows how much of a sad boring cunt I am

>>34776857
about an hour ago

>>34776862
>>34776885
>smoking
why do you do this?

>>34776564
Racist detected
Kys

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>>34776479
>Logs onto POF; filters Asians

Pic related.

Hell yes. I would smash her curry pussy to kingdom cum.

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Can I be a twat and ask for a film recc.

>pic related are favourites.

>>34776857
Like a meaningful one or just a passing by one?

I need beer recommendations lads, up for trying something other than pisswater tier kronenbourg for once.

>>34776831
I might watch drive again.

>>34776892

because it makes you cool like snakes

>>34776885
Same here but for nowhere near as long. You got any strats for not alerting them for the next year while I'm still living here.

Our Kay is back lads.

She's got her own merch by the looks of it too! Get spending them bennies boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuURvy48vvU

>>34776907
She's a heifer.

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>smoking
>not using superior swedish snus

>girl tells me she's into BDSM
>immediately start learning how to tie fancy knots

You never know, lads.

inb4 she does me with a strap on :/

>>34776909
Leon The Professional
Goodfellas
Cats! The Musical
Forrest Gump

>>34776858
Enjoy anon! Have fun hotel times

>>34776913
I was thinking about watching that again the other day, it's a good film!

>>34776909
nice films lad, I love letterboxd myself

Dial M For Murder, Blue Velvet, Mystic River.
Might find something you love in those three.

She's back lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuURvy48vvU

>>34776968
>inb4 she does me with a strap on :/
but that's great

>>34776926

apart from the obvious, just remember how long the smell of smoke stays on your clothes, even when you cant smell it, i have a hoody that i wear when i sneak out for a cig, usually keep it in a drawer in my room and hang it out of the window to air out later on at night

>tfw stuck in Swindon

>>34776632
>caring about what some stranger who you will only ever be in close proximity with for 10 minutes in your entire life thinks about your choice of music

What a stressful life.

>>34776979

Wonder where she stands on the tiger/sourdough loaf issue?

>>34776913
Watched Drive again a fortnight ago. Pretty great. Great cinematography and acting. Story kinda wanders a bit but still great.

>>34776986
Yeah. I normally only smoke when I know I'm out of the house for a while or I can blame the smell on someone else if they point it out. Main issue I have is long hair which it really can stick in.

>>34776983
sounds like what you want is a boyfriend

>>34776479
How do you get a paki gf?

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>>34776573
trash games of overwatch so I am going to play more warhammer total war and wank.

>>34776979
fuck lads i need some kay good cooking merch.

>>34776909
Heat

Blade Runner

Ghost in the Shell 1995

Casino

>>34777013

>tfw in Banbury, but not stuck here

>>34776479
>British
>Pakistani
pick one

But no, I don't think any self-respecting robot would stoop that low. We hold ourselves to higher standards.

>>34776857
Today

Mam told me to make sure I iron and clean what I wear for tomorrow. Love being slyly told I look like a slob

>>34777072
1. Implying robots respect themselves
2. Ur gay

>>34776907

mate shes fat as hell

>>34777088
I'm gay for not wanting to date some 4ft barely human mongoloid with a unibrow?

>>34777108
Have u ever met a paki girl

>>34776983

I mean, beggars can't be choosers, but I'm not learning this shit so I can go on a post-bumming sailing trip.

>>34777126
I have

She fucking stank

Is the lad with the "pedo smile" here from the last thread?

I'd like to see a photo.

>>34777140
Shame
I grew up in asian central so I was surrounded by hot ones my whole childhood

>>34777126
Yes mate they work in just about every local convenience store in the country. The other guy is right about the smell, it's either curry powder or basmati rice but they always smell.

>>34777140

>one asian girl is representative of every single on of them

Moron.

>>34777170
>asian

I love this meme.

>>34777072
but why? would you date other races?

This music stream is pretty comfy, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoTlY3rIFTg

>>34776889
Poleaboo's blog is one of the best websites on the internet. He's such a mental case. Did you read the one where he deleted that guy's coursework? He was under the impression the guy thought he was better than him, just because he was drinking diet coke.

>>34776573
did you get caught lad. sorry. did you get in much trouble.i feel bad now partly because i'm chuckling a bit as well. sorry.again.
what was you drawing. owt good? owt lewd?
>What have you got planned for F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT?
not got much planned for the night myself, just chatting to the maid waiting for him to cook the tea, and do the washing up, then will be getting stoned and drunk, same thing i do every night.
i was going to ask your plans but
>tfw still playing Yakuza 0
kinda says what ya up to

>>34777164
>shitskin
>hot

choose one unless you are a paki then gtfo this thread

>>34777187
To me, personally, they aren't attractive. If a girl doesn't have blue eyes she is quite frankly a subhuman and I shan't waste my time with her.
My only exception to this rule are Japanese women, whose beauty is unrivalled.

>>34777216
oh calm down you big baby

pakis are greek rape babies so they're honorary whites

>>34777167
i asked this of an asian guy at work, just no shit talking just asked him straight "why do you smell of curry", he got really offended and then said all white people smell of sour milk, so there you go I guess.

>>34777170
1 guy and 100+ men

So yea, it is representative

You lot need to stop washing yourself with piss and curry

>>34777229
Modern Greeks are muslim rape babies, they aren't white.

>>34777229
>pakis are greek rape babies so they're honorary whites

you are deluded

>>34777220
I tip my original fedora to you, good sir.

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>>34777155
Here u go lad. Fresh from my run

>>34777273
Is this legit?
I'd say drop the glasses, and think about doing a fourth series.

I used to have a flatmate who was Indian/Malaysian and a little overweight, probably a 4/10 I'd say.
Once when I was the only one in the flat for a weekend I stuck her dirty knickers over my face and had a fantastic wank, they smelled fucking awful but it only turned me on more. Ever since then I've had a mad craving for curry pussy

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>>34776451

Saw a bus today with "To Warwick castle, M'lady?" on it

Angry grandpa's got cancer lads.

Sad day.

>>34776973
Yeah, I only started using it a couple of months ago but really enjoying it. Probably gonna check out Blue Velvet later.

>>34776969
>>34777064
Cheers for the reccs lads. Saved them for future use.

>>34777216
I'm white and also not a degenerate obsessed with race to the exclusion of beauty

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>moving to Oxford soon for new job
>no flats for less than 850/month and most are over 1000
>850/month gets you the ground floor of this place

Actually feeling a bit sick

A couple of miserable years ahead of me I expect

>tfw was just on Brit/pol/ but the racism pissed me off
>come here and it's the same

This is very uncomfy lads
You're hurting my acquired London metropolitan elite sensibilities

>>34777239
Sour milk? I read that African blacks think whites smell of rotten flesh.
Makes me wonder what kind of milk those little goblins are adding to the curry.

>>34777296
Absolutely vile.
Why didn't you bang her though? All that time living with her.

>>34777381
it's not racism its banter.

>>34777296
ah good lad. I wish I had some dirty knickers to wank with.

Off to Tesco to buy some food, lads. Taking Mr Cuddles with me because he's being a pest. Might stop of and get myself an eighth to smoke while I play For Honor..hope the wee nigger lover doesn't discriminate me again and pass me the weed through the letterbox

>>34777388
Because I'm on r9k you fucking normie, jesus christ

>>34777394
For honour beta is shire so far. Can't even get in a match.

>>34777366

>tfw 350 for everything in manchester

londoncucks everyone.

>>34777312
upset to hear that lad, hope he gets better

>>34777406
I'm not the one shacking up with women, normie scum. Leave your stove on when you go to bed.

>>34777422

Do you think it would be OK to commute from Manchester to Oxford

>>34777366
>the south
kekerino

>>34777394
Where are you set up at the moment pikeylad?

>>34777394
For Honor will be in the bargain bin in a month.

>>34777422
I live in fucking Bolton of all places and can't find anything for that price except Paki slums

>>34777470
We've been settled in Kent for a few years now, lad. Love the place. Dizzy Rascal did a few weeks training at our local boxing club

>>34776576
It will be Aussies, it is what they were born to do.

>>34777465
No
>>34777422
600 for everything in London (Barking)
I do just get a room tho.
>>34777366

Just rent a room not a flat.

>>34777517
What the fuck so do I...

>>34777412
ah, you're not wrong there. I think Overwatch will have to keep me occupied until Tekken 7 comes out.

Right, I am off before the dog wakes up the whole site.

>>34777534
Sounds nice mate. I don't think I could spend that much time around my family though otherwise the life doesn't sound too bad.

>>34777438
Looking at how discoloured his arms are and how fragile his skin looks, one can only guess the cancer has a firm grip. I recon he'll be lucky to see mid-year.

>>34777569
Which part? Don't need to be too specific of course

>>34777517
I live in Bury, and there's a few comfy looking places around for about 400/450 a month.

Make the change to a better town friend!

>>34777607
Astley Bridge

>>34777422
Same down here in Liverpool. I mean you might get shanked on the way to work but 350 none the less.

>>34777517
I rent a room in Wigan. 320 bongs per month bills inc. Pretty civilized desu.

>>34777605
Sorry to hear that lad, hope you two have a great time together, regardless of how long that might be

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My birthday on Sunday lads. 30 years old.

Hope you younger lads sort yourselves out before you get to the point I'm at.

>tfw almost 30 and watching flirty personal attention asmr videos with cute girls just to feel special on a Friday night.

>>34777546
>Just rent a room not a flat.

>lying in bed at 3 AM listening to the sound of your 220-lb African-American flatmate fucking a girl in the next room
>woken up at 6 AM by crying baby from other flatmate
>return home to find your room's door kicked in and your posessions sold to fund the heroin habit of the guy living in room 1

Sounds gr8

I guess the other options are sleep in car, or suicide

>>34777619
I love Bury. Market is comfy as fuck. Was always told it was expensive though... maybe those bastards lied to me. I'll have a look into it.

>>34777644
Better area than mine... I'm like a 5 minute walk from Halliwell... one of the worst parts. Even worse than Great Lever and Breightmet.

>>34777662
That's quite a lot of money for just a room. Especially for Wigan.

>>34777703
>Halliwell..
Its a shit town Bolton for sure

>>34777694
>Junkies
>Black guys
>In Oxford

Have you even been there?

Going to check NormBook. Wish me luck.

>>34777703
Certain parts of it can be expensive. I live in Ramsbottom, and while it can be expensive, there's a few cheap places to rent a 1bed flat for about 450 a month. It's not 300 quid cheap, but you live in a nice area.

I'm actually looking to move out at the moment. I make 800 bong a month and I think it's JUST enough to move out on

>>34777730
A Paki rape gang was uncovered in Oxford and it's still going on.

>>34777730

Substitute in someone more relevant for the specific area then, but living with normies is always going to result in constant loud music, sleepless nights due to noise, kitchens full of unwashed dishes, house parties full of people taking drugs and so on.

>>34777842
People keeping you awake having sex (literally the worst), stealing your leftovers from the fridge, hogging the living room when you just want to chill in peace

Living with people is my idea of hell

>>34777654
>>34777517


I live in a pretty decent location, surprisingly (old trafford) near enough to the city and right next to manchester united.

course, I dont like football and think only chavs/coloured people like it so there's that.

>>34777842
So what? Maybe you'd finally lose your virginity you uptight prick.

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>>34777680
Hopefully you'll have an alright birthday lad. And yeah I'm trying to sort my shit out.

>tfw you're only 18 but are on /britfeel/ when all the normies are out enjoying themselves.

Ok so my visting to Facebook was interesting. One of the people I've gone to school with appears to have gone full tankie communist. I mean I'm a scumbag ancom but I'm not gonna defend Stalin like this guy looks like he's about to. He

>moved to Russia to teach English
>changed his facebook name to Russian
>has one of those Russian hats on in the photo

He used to wear a Lenin pin around school. Nice guy though.

>>34777888
should get into the weights. i got into them at your age and it improved my confidence a lot, and stopped my depression.

>>34777842

>student rooms

you're doing it wrong mate.

also if you share a place make sure there aren't any shitskin asians in it.

>>34777879
What do you do for a living lad? Are you close to your parents?

I really want to live in Manchester, seems like the perfect city. Cheap and has a lot going on.

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>>34777888
>implying this isn't more fun

Getting deported to Mexico, lads

>>34777879
Near Stretford?

Had to take a bus through there once. It looked grim as fuck. The kind of place that would have people queuing out of a Kwik Save if this was still the 90s

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>>34777911
I just do bodyweight exercises, not interested in being a jacked up fuckboi desu.

>>34777922
>all these digits

You're probably right.

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>>34777220
So which would you rather? A blue eyed brown girl or a brown eyed white girl?

>>34777915

I live alone, parents are fuckin useless.

Manchester is full of pakis and indians, 70% of the building are from the fucking industrial revolution. It makes me sick to my stomach seeing the salford border/northern quarter/etc.

I consider the place an eyesore outside of arndale/deansgate/chinatown/commercial areas.

Still, it's slightly better than fucking dartmouth, devon.

>>34777939
fair enough if that what enjoy. i think weights is more fun, and will get you more attention with the girls. with body weight, all you're doing is seeing if you can do more resp but with weights it feels so much better when you lift a fuck load. there was a period when i only done body weight.

>Tfw Bob Ross marathons don't start until 4AM
>I fall asleep at 1AM
Should I give it a try to stay awake lads, what should I do ?

>>34777966
Chinatown is an eye sore, but those comfy as fuck supermarkets and shit make up for it. Only place I can buy real rice and not the Paki shit.

Manchester has improved immeasurable since the 80s/90s, but it's improved in entirely all the wrong ways.

>>34777966
The only place I've really been in is Ancoats cause I had training there. It was both a shithole and quite nice at the same tiem.

>>34777958
Brown eyed white girl.

>>34777885

That is not worth it in exchange for 3-4 hours sleep per night on a prolonged basis, it damages you.

Mediterranean types seem the worst for this, at university they always seemed to be up at all hours of the night socialising and talking loudly.

>>34778041
Just tune in when you wake up. Literally every episode is the same anyway

notts/lenton lads?

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Smash or pass lads

>>34778120
Pass, I like a bit of ham on my pizza

>>34777879
Is Old Trafford/Stretford alright? Thinking about moving there because it'd be convenient for me to get to work in Altrincham and also get into town if I need to

>>34778120
Smash in a heart beat. I've always wanted to fuck pizza

>>34778120
Pass


oregon

>>34778060
>It was both a shithole and quite nice at the same tiem

That's pretty much all of Manchester. Especially the city centre where half of it is cool and half of it is a building site.

>>34778004
You can vary bodyweight stuff so that you keep testing your strength but it'll only get you so far. I'd go to a gym if I could afford it though.

>>34778141
You a nonce, lad?

Who else here /South Kesteven/ here ?

Bourne here

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It has dawned on me that I now have 0 (zero) irl friends

>>34777958
Blue eyed brown girl I literally just said people without blue eyes aren't human.

>>34778058

yeah I guess, I like chinatown, it's ugly but it's what I'd expect from a chinese ghetto, ho's bakery has amazing pandan buns and porkchop buns.

>>34778060

ancoats is a shithole, its pretty much just a slums full of tattoo shops, parlors, salons, odd fetish stores and dive bars.

tons of druggies and whores.

>>34778185

I Will Be Your Friend Anon

What Is Your Favourite Kind Of Tree

>>34778185
My only friend was my grandfather and he died last year.

I tried to reconnect with school friends a while ago but nothing came of it. A lot of "Oh yeah we should meet up" and then nothing

Last samurais on Dave lads. Just a heads up if you're bored

>>34778212
Do you mean wong wong bakery? The pork buns from there are fucking God like

>>34778244
Are you the lad who's grandfather shagged his dog?

>>34778172
yeah, you can add a weighted vest and shit like that. just, if im honest, you will get better results from lifting weight. plus, there inst that many body weight exercises you can do.

i dont go the gym myself. i bought a weight bench and an Olympic bar with weights. suppose not everyone has the room for a weight bench though.

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Can't get it up again lads, giving up on attempted masturbation today

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>>34778180
I didn't mean it like that. I meant tomato not cheese

>>34778277
Yeah uni halls don't exactly have a lot of space.

I'm so fucking itchy oh my god.

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>>34778280
thats a shame lad, maybe i could help? how does it smell?

>>34778280
Have you tried wanking to actual women?

>>34778244
my only friend is my nan. idk what I'm gonna do when she dies.

Lads my family tell me that I take too long in the shower, I spend about 30 minutes in there, is that really too long?

Also does anybody else shower at night with the lights off?

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>>34778185
You'll always have anime lad

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Will you smash or pass lads ?

>>34778315
Yes, unless you're masturbating you should be in and done in 5 mins

>Also does anybody else shower at night with the lights off?

No, freak

>>34778315

be a real man like me and have 5 minute cold showers

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>>34778318
>Can barely even enjoy anime anymore

>>34778315
I'm going to tell you something right now that you may not want to hear

They are saying that, because they are secretly laughing about you masturbating in the shower. There is no other reason they'd mention it

>>34778326
Smash that like I'm the fucking Hulk

>>34778346
I havent cut my hair in 3 years, it takes a lot of washing to keep it thick and luxurious and it takes up the bulk of the time

>>34778346
not him but how do you shower in 5 minutes? washing hair, washing face, and then washing body, takes me at least 10 minutes.

final reminder for film poll. I'll post link to the stream in about 20 mins
http://www.strawpoll.me/12308884/

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>>34778315
thats way too long, and no.
>>34778318
QT QT you QT.
>>34778326

smash or pass lads?

>>34777966
how do you manage to live alone? I'm just wondering what kind of job I would need to live alone in Manchester, basically.

>>34778360
i dont even do that though, ive tried but nothing happens if im standing

>>34778315
>Also does anybody else shower at night with the lights off?

No but having hearing Rorie talk about it on the Bombcast last year, I kinda want to

https://youtu.be/i_8SLPjSWTk?t=231

>>34778120
I don't mess with Cheese Pizza.

>>34778425
give it a go lad, its really tranquil
put some nice music on too if you like, although i like the quiet of just the running water

>>34777058
Do you do both at the same time? That's pretty talented.
Best of luck in your goblin campaigns friendo, and I hope Kay brings out some merch really feckin bad.

>>34777209
Ahaha I didn't get in trouble, was just a bit embarrassing. Was drawing some weeby faces and shit, nothing lewd thankfully!

Sounds like you're living the life if I'm being completely honest!
>tfw no maid to cook my tea and do the washing up
Yup, still on it! Do you play much vidya, snek anon?

>>34778290
Oh yeah, tomato, I'm with you on that

>>34778139

it's relatively peaceful and quiet(unless you live next to the highway), bit outdated and lacking in any real commercial shops or nightlife though.

But has all the basic shit, bigass tesco, marks and spencer, bunch of chippy shops and chinese takeaways, subway, kfc, and a bus to the city centre every 10 mins.

Only shitty when there's a game coming up, especially at like 9pm, hundreds of these fucking chav cunts running to the west like they're being chased by a nigger or something, no idea.

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Smash or pass me laddos?

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

>>34778491
>bigass

What a wank you are

>>34778379
>only one film that you have some banter over
Rubbish film night

>>34778304
smells like smelly neet peepee

>>34778310
yes everything

>>34778491
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4449144,-2.308503,3a,88.6y,308.07h,109.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbx-n7LK4KxviNo1lDoyqhQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1?hl=en

Seriously, whoever designed this kind of "architecture" needs fucking shooting

>>34778503
i would suck you so hard hahaha.
>>34778555
>smells like smelly neet peepee mmm fuck i bet it tastes amazing.

>>34778506
Yeah I had really explosive diarrhea and I was too impatient for it to wane by itself so I had a kebab. Bad idea, I could feel my stomach rumbling as I was walking home and the only bit of green I could see was a graveyard. So I undid my trousers and had a stormy shit.

I looked at my grave and to my horror it said: reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>34778563
That your local nojobscentre?

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>>34778602
I counter your spell with this

>>34778491
Might look into it, the football stuff puts me off though. Used to get the bus home on Washway Road and the traffic was insane on matchdays and it took ages to get home.

>>34778563

I've only been to stretford once(no one was there to sign my steroids parcel so I had to go the royal mail office).

yeah, stretford mall is a fucking disaster, stretford in general is a pretty shit "town" and it's confusing as fuck to navigate.

But old trafford is pretty easy to navigate and all the shit you need is generally on a straight line, mostly near the tesco/ManU, bout 25-30 mins to picadilly gardens, bit less if you work at deansgate or princess road.

>>34778506
Nah, I can't dance

>>34778602
this >>34778628


original cunt of a comment

>>34778602
A mate of mine really did shit in a graveyard once.

>>34778563
>>34778663
I'm baffled that's it still open, the Trafford Centre is 5 minutes up the road.

Found the probably-not-trans-girls name and through that, Facebook, the course she studied at university is hilarious (and so is the university she attended). I realise that this is me getting randomly obsessed again but I think I'll be able to kick this one swiftly. I also see how previously an interest in Poles led to an interest in a random Polish person and now it's the same with trans.

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alright lads heres the stream
film starts at ten and the password is shipman

Just shat my guts out lads. Feel a bit weak and shaky to be honest.

do you ever just look at a girl and think to yourself "fucking ell lad, id fuck her so hard the queen would think the country is having an earthquake"

>>34778663
>my steroids parcel
Ok, let's see this juiced up body of yours.

This is actually beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouf51S5z8qw&t=1s&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M&index=21

Congratulate me for achieving 2 weeks in employment

>>34778743
i often look at girls and wish they would stamp on my balls and crush them hahaha.

>>34777694
>>34777694
My only flatmate is a Brit of Turkish ancestry.

It's a pretty comfy bachelor pad tbqh.

>flatmates fat indian friend is coming round tomorrow
Can't wait to have a cheeky wank to the thought of her

>>34778762
Last night we were talking and you said that you feel like you're superior to most, if not all other pakis.

What makes you feel that way? 2 weeks in employment?

>>34778783

How can you know, with 100 per cent certainty, he isn't wanking into your shampoo, or slowly poisoning you or planning to murder you during the night

just slammed a mug of black coffee

time to watch anime all night

>>34778371
I'm not obese so it's fast.

Trip fags should kill themselves. This isnt your fucking blog faggot.

>>34778827
Oof you're a man of my own taste. I shagged an indian girl once - sadly the sex was shit, and she wasn't fat. I'd love to bang a fat indian. Got any pics?

>>34778737
come on lads it's almost time for the film

>>34777694
Renting a room's a gamble.. Some house shares are hell, some are fine. I've landed lucky this time.

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>buy tesco diet lemonade
>bitter as shit, its like soda water
>buy tesco diet cola
>still bitter as shit, its like soda water

WHO THE FUCK BUYS THIS TRASH?! no wonder it's 17pence per 1.5 liters it's fucking rubbish I'd rather just drink tap water from the fucking bathroom.

>>34778852
neither am i. im muscular.

>>34778869
trips fags are annoying. defeats the purpose of this site. when people get a name, they form an identity, and act a certain way to reinforce it.

>>34778602
I have to say lad, that's sp00ky

>>34778837
Because I'm not culturally a paki, I'm enlightened

Might seem shallow but cultural paki antics are extensive

>>34778887
I'm 10 stone

>>34778371

Your hair length dictates how long your shower will be.

If it's just the body it takes like 5 mins to get everything done, but the hair takes a bit extra, also it takes a lot longer to dry as it absorbs the most water for your towel + you gotta blowdry that shit.

>>34778886
Did you see 17p a bottle and think "Wow I bet it's amazing, what a bargain!"

>>34778837
ignore paki posts
hide paki posters
do not give pakis attention

>>34778910
You're not better than most pakis though. There are loads of paki doctors and lawyers, loads of pakis who have been employed their full adult lives, loads of pakis who've never been in trouble with the law.

The only pakis I can think of that you are better than is rape gangs. You are literally inferior to all other pakis.

>>34778914

well, to be fair the tesco value kidney beans are like 20p a can and they taste just as good as that napolina or garbani posh bullshit beans.

cola is just water and artificial sugary shit, so I thought it wouldn't be that bad for that pricetag.

>>34778910
You should have 10 stones thrown at you, you fucking whore.

>>34778760
Fucking good stuff lad, it'd be amazing if Nige could be PM.

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>>34778628
too bad fucker, you just activated my trap card

>>34778737
where the fuck is everyone. it's time for fight club

>>34778910
>>34778913
i dont exactly have long hair, its pretty medium length for a fella but it will still take a few mins to wash, and washing face and body takes a few mins each.

>>34778913
How do you properly wash hair?

>>34778945
Those doctors and lawyers believe in a god, that women are inferior, that men cannot have any kind of hair cut that is long or deviates from the hivemind
Also they're only lawyers because of family/status bullshit

>>34778949
Cheap cola is never good because the essential oils that are in Coca-Cola are actually pretty expensive - especially the neroli oil. That's the flavour that is lacking from all other colas, including pepsi.

The cheap lemonade is alright though, but not the 17p one. You need to get the one that is 59p or whatever.

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>pakis are in this thread right now

Any of you lads like to read?

This year so far I've read Kafka's The Trial and Camus' The Stranger and The Plague.

>>34779008
>59p bottle of lemonade
Fucking hell, easy there Trump

>>34779019
yeah but i mostly read history or academics

>>34779007
They are still better than you. Doctors heal people. Lawyers help people.

You've spent the majority of your life causing problems for other people. It doesn't matter what their opinion on your haircut is - they are still a lot more valuable people than you.

You need to be more humble.

>>34779019
Yeah read mein kampf the other week.

>>34778841
I've known him for ages I trust him and have no reason to suspect that he'd do me harm. I pay him rent after all...

>>34778872
I'm not into indians. I just like her. And no I don't have pics.

>>34779019
I'm reading Robinson Crusoe. The middle is really boring but it's got better when Friday showed up

>>34779028
Mate sometimes I even buy Kettle Chips.

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>>34779019

I read this, got it for r9k secret santa

>>34779041
Valuing life that way is paki mentality since it's tangible and has rewards

White culture is more about individuality and expressing yourself

>>34779030
You know any good books about prehistory?

>>34779046
>I pay him rent after all

So he's the landlord and can evict you at a moment's notice, leaving you standing on the street in the rain with all your belongings in a wet cardboard box?

What a fantastic arrangement

>>34779008
Also Coca Cola is one of only two companies legally allowed to use coca extract. Dem herbs are good senpai

>>34779019
I used to read all the time when i was younger, and i decided to start reading again this year. So far i have read Brave new world, Catch 22, part of Hitch-22, and am just starting Bill Bryson's A Short History of Everything.

>>34779110
That's how the world works? There's a notice period legally and I can afford to move if required, but that won't happen because I don't store piss bottles in my room.

>>34779095
i dont, sorry. a lot of the history books i read are random.

>>34779043
Are you a Nazi now?

>>34779019
The last books I've read were The Disaster Artist, The Death of WCW, Masters of Doom and this book about all the gory/grim shit that's happened in Manchester since the Roman times. I rarely read fiction.

>>34779043
i have been thinking about giving menin kampf a read, is it any good?

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>tfw I posted a picture to a Nigel Farage Appreciation page and it got 300 likes.
I mean, I feel like a dirty normie, but it still feels good.

>>34778737
COME WATCH FIGHT CLUB YOU FUCKING FAGS

>>34779087
That isn't quite true. Any company can use coca extract. You can even buy it online.

But the company that Coca-cola buys it from is one of the very few companies that are licensed to make it.

>>34779019
Reading The Purple Revolution by 'Are Nige right now. He's honestly one of my heroes.

>>34779119
>>34779232
Whoops didn't mean to reply to the pakistani

>>34779228
Try /Brit/

>>34779156
>There's a notice period legally

The law doesn't mean shit when there are no police around to enforce it, he can kick you out and destroy all the documentation, what are you going to do about it?

>>34779087
>it's paki mentality to appreciate those who help others

That's not true. All humans think a doctor or a lawyer is better than you. I'm white as a ghost and I certainly do.

>>34778991
I'm protected from the supernatural

Your card is supernatural

>>34779220
he only went and did it, the absolute mad man!

>its not that i dislike u, i just dont like u

What did she mean by this?

Smoking a comfy cig lads

>>34779356

keep it up lad and you'll get comfysema

>>34779352
She doesn't want to be your bf anon.

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>>34778991
Lucky for me, I made this image months ago.

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>>34778991
Try me, you wanker.

>>34779373
Haven't had one in a week desu.

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Don't mind me, just sitting here getting comfy while my female (male) penis gets a semi to Dr. Matt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0empA2lap3U

>sitting down in the break area playing 3DS
>Just one other guy around
>another guy walks past, greets the first guy
>the first guy says "right, lad"
>I shadowed him on Wednesday
>I look to him and nod
>he nods back
Not sure if he was speaking to me

>>34779287
No paki has ever become a doctor to help people

>>34779282
Well he can't because I have copies of the documentation and I know him well enough that it would be disadvantageous. You're being ridiculous here. House prices could crash and you may miss a mortgage repayment and you're left with no home and debt. What then? Completely void hypotheticals. You're clearly an irrational basement dweller who can't deal with people. You don't seem to grasp how they work and assume that they're all irrational madmen . Have fun in mummys spare room

just went up into the loft lads, so fucking cold up there, no wonder people before central heating wore all those clothes

lost 3.5kg this year so far lads, were all gonna make it

>>34779451
It doesn't matter their reasons. They are still far more valuable than you.

They spend their time helping people. And you have spent most of your time causing people problems.

You think you are better than a doctor or a lawyer? Don't be ridiculous. You're a habitual criminal!

>>34779195
Yeah, even got a hitler youth haircut :^)

>>34779210
It's interesting, go for the stalag translation if you want to read it. Hitler seemed like a robot to me.

>>34779452
>Completely void hypotheticals

All possible, though.

People are out to fuck you over and take advantage at every turn, only a fool would get complacent.

>>34779451
>lad
kek
Also doctors are a thousand times more useful than you.
[/spoiler]What 3DS game were you playing?[/spoiler]

>>34779493
>It doesn't matter their reasons. They are still far more valuable than you.
This. Surgeons are meant to be some of the biggest cunts walking the earth but they still save lives on the daily.

>>34779434
>shows the fixed wound
>camera is blurry and out of focus
Fuck that camera man

>>34779551
No wonder they're the biggest cunts out their. Surgery is stressful work.

Bed time, too tired from working

>>34779493
>criminal
Monika? Detective? Is that you?

>>34779538
He's northern, lad is normal

Playing pokemon Moon

>>34779551
It doesn't matter what you do, only why

>>34779551
One of those professions that legit attracts sociopaths. Must be all that power

>>34779592
I never say lad to someone I think is a woman. We have a term for a female lad, it's lass.
>not playing pokemon sun
You're more awful than I thought

>>34779592
If you aren't a criminal why do you keep ending up in court and having the police come round your house to arrest you?

>It doesn't matter what you do, only why

Nonsense. No one would agree with that, no matter what their race is.

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>>34779592
>It doesn't matter what you do, only why
That's an idiotic statement

>>34779519
He takes advantage by taking my money every month. He kicks me out and that stops. I can kick somewhere else if I get kicked out. The arrangement is clearly mutually beneficial. I'm wary of uneven deals, but this is a normal transaction like a business.

There's being complacent and there's being schizophrenic

>>34779509
>Hitler seemed like a robot to me.

yeah, i think he was. im not exactly a hitler enthusiast but im pretty sure he was a neet that spent most of his time reading before the war.

i have always found hitler and the nazi party incredibly interesting. only book i have read about them though is the rise and fall of the third reich, i read it about 3 years ago. will probably give mein kempf a read soon.

>>34779630
>>34779633
Intentions mattering more than the outcome is a common belief

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got my A level mock exam results back today lads and they fucking sucked, i revised a ton as well this time. Hope the NEET life treats me well in the future, just doshed out on about 300 bongs of shit from amazon to cheer me up

>>34779633
It sounds like the tag line for a shit movie.

>tfw the only thing stopping me from wasting all my bennies on takeaway is the cold outside and the way the guy in the kebab shop looks at me because I don't make small talk with him

>>34779671
It's a common belief when it comes to forgiving people for an accident.

It doesn't stretch to people thinking that a sex offender is better than a doctor.

Heres a quick rundown on the writers of /britfeel/

>Sometime around mid 2016 the writers got bogged down in two complicated stories and had to cut down on writing
>Merged the characters TildeAnon and Poleaboo into one character (Monica)
>Postponed the Jun/Azu saga
>Introduced two new easier written characters to fill the quota left from discontinuting the others, the east devon gimmick and Len poster, neither have complex stories just interesting and memorable gimmicks
>Writers teasing about a return to the Jun/Azu saga recently
>Writers looking to include an experimental "Minor youtube celeb who appears on a cooking channel finding britfeel" storyline this is just in the concept phase

>>34779016
Don't you mean brownbros?

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So, smash or pass?

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>>34778576
I wish it tasted better, I can't really taste it much maybe because its my own (like how your poo doesn't smell much but others does) used to produce a lot of pre-cum with no where to go when masturbating so had to dispose of it of my finger with my mouth

>>34779766
I'd smash in an instant. Shame she's so "self conscious" and attention seeking.

>>34779509
>>34779649
>Hitler seemed like a robot to me

He was a robot in some ways (the far right views, the latent homosexuality) but he was also super charismatic and confident. Can't see anyone on here leading a country 2bh

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>>34779766
This fucking roastie

Remember, you're only self conscious about your lack of tits if you constantly post pictures of yourself despite "muh anxiety"

>>34779766
She's qt and wearing a t-shirt for a rubbish horror movie so definitely smash

>>34779822
true

>>34779759
No I didn't, how about you fuck off.

>>34779766
>those legs
>those lack of tits
>that sneaky bit of belly
>that stern smileless face
Beautiful. I want to marry her.

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In all seriousness, what did she mean by this?