ORIGINAL CONTENT

>>34772583
Go to garfield thread, the normies dont have the mental capacity for originality

>>34772601
I actually came from the thread and it made me create this one.

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'ere ya go
Onigiri Cement

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>>34772583
Made this a while ago. Probably already exists somewhere, but I made this version myself.

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>>34772774
>>34772801
keep posting friendos

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>>34772583
Here's an oregano i made earlier

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>>34772824
Here's my magnum opus.

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>>34772898
and my most recent one

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It has a 4chan filename because I deleted the original and saved this one because I wanted to be able to post it and look like I hadn't been the one who made it

>>34772909
kek i like that to be honest.

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>>34772583
>>34772824
More garjack pls, not totally orig pic but whatever

>>34772984
I appreciate the weapons grade autism required to make this picture.

Well done, anon.

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>>34773001
I have lots of fun doing these right now.
Any wishes?

>>34773034
These are great, consider them saved and added to the collection. Keep up the good work, anon.

>>34773118
thats the best thing i could ask for.
just stay in the thread ill make some more.

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garjack #4

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>>34773034
I don't have any specifics, but I would like to see Garjack and whichever character can morph into a Pepe-type.

A vector I did a number of years ago if you need it.

>>34773259
maybe ill make another comicstrip and morph the character into pepe. you can play with a lot of emotion in his face.

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garjack #5 fampais

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This kind of actually includes a pun.

>>34773355
>>34773487
I actually lol'd.

Originality sucks.

Garjak was really funny in the beginning but it's overstayed it's welcome at this point. The creator should just let it die to preserve its legacy.

>>34773355
>>34773034
These are hilarious anon, good job

>>34772583

the garjacks are bretty gud brah. thumbs up.

>>34772898

no idea man. too confused to even go wtf.

good stuff man. Wow.

Jon seems like a wojak to me. Garfield is lazy cat neet and reminds me of pepe

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>>34773619
garjack related

>>34773690
>>34773767
thanks bro

>>34773771
wont disagree. i kind of like him more though and the roles and characteristics of pepe and wojack are blurry and debatable anyway.

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>>34773827
one more garjack
Ill try to stop at ten

>>34773487
Can you explain the pun?

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>>34773933
number 10 is close guys

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It took me a while to finish

I had to find a model

>>34774104
kek

>>34774110
nice art gr8 work m8

>>34774132
English isn't my first language god damnit.

>>34774146
Well its talking about how people obsess how they look, instead of building up their actual qualities. Joe, instead of worrying about getting smart, is worrying about looking smart

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Gawd Dayum Right !

>>34774291
How is that a pun?

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>>34774110
>>34774350
This is art, my friend.

>>34774362
Don't worry too much about it.

>>34774362
Its a pun, hon. Hon pun bun lun-ch

It appears SOMEBODY didn't exactly understand the actual definition of the word PUN

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

verb

make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word.

>>34774690
>>34774882
bro im sorry, english is not my main language and i thought pun just meant punch line.

Here's one:

I was calling one of my favorite E-LIQUIDS, Voodoo Venom when I SHAT myself in my bluejeans

It turns out this stuff should be called Doodoo Denim

See ?....

And I just made that up off the top of my head

>>34774381
I would continue to request garjack as it is clearly the newest, freshest meme. Ignore the haters keep on rolling with this unique concept.
>>34774936
Wow fug boi jonny being useful for once.

>>34774936
Its cool robro, the pun is in the "look", it could imply hes a dummy and only looks smart (garf then sarks " absolutely! Just dont open your mouth)


I think

>>34774936
Also dont worry, jhonny is a bait trip, its fun to play as him, he comes with his own OC. Betyer bait him for some golden (you)s

>>34772583
Your content sucks worse than blacked shill clickbait

>>34774936
It's okay

I'm just here to have fun, just like you

R E L A X

GAWD DAYUMMIT !!!

If it's not speech to text typos chopping me off at the ankles, it's God damn autocorrect !!...

I was trying to say I was VAPING* a best selling E-LIQUID called VooDoo Venom

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My greatest work.

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FRESH OC COMIN OUTTA MUTHAPHUKKIN 4CHAN

>>34775223
Its ok bbg the alzimers does that to a person

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Garjack-Dude here.
Made something more complicated this time.

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>>34775891
Mmmmmmhhhmmmm you got some more....?

>>34776106
working on something right now.

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>>34776106
here it is.
didnt change the text this time.

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Here's my only real OC. I was going to wait for 777777 but this will have to do.

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>cats love it

>>34776667
That's frankly pathetic, and I sincerely hope you're trolling with that image.

>caring about repeating digits
>missing a quad by 1

I hope it hurts you.

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Dumping

Dumpling

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Dumping

Lumping

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Dumping

Pumping

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Dumping

Stumping

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Dumping

Trumping

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Dumping

FEAROWing

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Dumping

Kanyeing

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Dumping

Westing

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Dumping

Nudisto Beech-ing

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Dumping

Concluding

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here's a gondola i made but never finished into a webm. my first and last.

>>34776667
saved ;}

ok corral

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>>34776963
>he doesn't care about repeating digits
be gone

>>34776963
It hurts like you wouldn't believe.

>>34777646
I hope you get some use out of it anon

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the only OC I have on hand is my jewbook pic

>>34777745
No.

Go flip a coin.

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I'm beginning to think I should have started off with a pencil maybe get a cup of coffee I'm beginning to think I should have started off with a pencil instead of a tattoo gun

But at least i WANT to be an artist

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Dedicated as fuck

April 21st marks the 25th anniversary of me being the first 'disruptive guest' (troll) anyone remembers seeing back in the original BBS and mIRC rooms

I also 'kinda invented' chatroom cloning

DEDICATED AS FUCK

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I took this screen shot

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I took this one too. I decides not to make it wojack or pepe. Looks better this way

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This is OC in that it took the screen shot

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>>34778520
I have photos as well but they are to large to post

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i made this image

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Post contains text

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>>34772583
I've been making a bunch of cheap gondolas lately

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I really really REALLY hate humans

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>>34778495
here you go my original friendo fampai.

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>>34778666
Someone else took a screenshot of this as well, with all the reactions included, but i prefer mine. The other method seems obnoxious to me

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>>34772583
speaking of which, here

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I made this mock-up of a 'typical white trash trailer park redneck piece of shit lortab junkie skank ass whore' completely from scratch, all on my Android phone, with an app called PICSART

I created it to add to a fake driver's license I was creating graphically, to add to a pile of artistic backup for a TROLLING Event Of Epic Proportions

Todd Carr was the fuckface target, and I created this to look like I had a 'copy of his mother's driver's license'

I ended up not needing it.

I made that cocky, aggressive bitch Todd Carr run with his tail between his legs

HOW I MADE TODD CARR RUN IN FEAR :

noticing how tooth.....

The dead one in the front of his mouth

The NUMBER 8 TOOTH, according to the North American Dental Association Tooth Chart....

His ego was literally pulverized in just one or two sentences....

And people wonder why everyone says I am the best

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>>34779213
Noticing HIS* tooth
( God damn it man! My speech to text makes typos all the time but period. Right now it's autocorrect doing trouble making I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't)

I am a motherfucking stickler for proper grammar in real life.....

...forgive the ' technical difficulties ' during tonight's performance

>>34779269
JohnnyNeptune what are you?

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Let me clue you in to something. The collars preists wear protect them from vampires. Wake uo to the truth

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>>34779297

ANSWER :

c o n t e n t

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An amazing thing happened in my life

I started really REALLY liking myself

I realized if I didn't, NOBODY would

Suddenly, life seemed to be SO easy to maneuver

Pic: virtual JN made with FACEGEN

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My original content ?

CONTENTMENT.....

I am quite CONTENT with my place in this universe, all the things I can NOT accomplish, all the things I HAVE accomplished, and all the things I have YET to accomplish....

I can live with that

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>>34772583
R8 my originality, bois

>>34779716
Very good anon oregoli

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Drugs are NOT a good idea....

Look what they did to ME

(theyre a great thing)

just enter your mind expansion psychonautical journey with MEDICAL ACCURACY and be responsible, living up to the Hippocratic Oath of doctors

And you'll be fine

Even better than fine

>>34779716
I really like that design a lot... Everything except for the Frog... The entire and it's somebody else's concept. It's like coming here and repeating the same trendy catch phrase over and over... like autism or Stacy or Chad... Boring and very creative...

Other than that I pretty much like artwork. Everything except for the zeros and the plus sign.. I don't like that at all

Other than that it's pretty nice.. Picked everything except for the stopwatch. I hate that. It's awful... No offense but it just sucks

wow.. I just realized that's all there is in your picture scary pics for me to retract my statement about liking it? I'm sure you'll understand

>>34779544
>>34779808
>>34779892
Kill yourself, not even memeing just go do it right now

Speech to text that time... Not autocorrect... Let's try it again from the top... Shall We?

I really like that design a lot...

Everything except for the Frog...

The entire PEPE faggotry deal is somebody else's concept. Unoriginal.

It's like coming here and repeating the same trendy catch phrase over and over... like autism or Stacy or Chad... Boring and very UNcreative...

Other than that I pretty much like artwork. Everything except for the zeros and the plus sign..

I don't like that at all

Other than that it's pretty nice..

At least everything except for the stopwatch. I hate that. It's awful...

No offense but it just sucks

wow.. I just realized that's all there is in your picture..

I guess this is probably inappropriate time for me to retract my statement about liking it? I'm sure you'll understand

>>34780132

Absolutely fascinating... You are so adorable when you pretend like you have some Authority, or that you actually 'intimidate anybody'....

Dude... You haven't even been able to intimidate pubic hair to grow out of your Netherworld yet...

Wake me up when you become relevant

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>>34779716
I hope you know I was just kidding about your artwork not being very good

Well.......

Okay... Let's just be honest it's not very good stuff I wasn't really joking about that part

.... what I'm saying is you shouldn't let it defeat you so much when someone like me tells you that your artwork sucks

Next time, don't let it be like a 'knife' going through your heart, the way you did this time...

>>34779892
>>34780385
I didn't say faggots

>>34777442
i'll make it for you, friend

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Okay....

It's FRIDAY, right ?...

Not really

It's FOREVER O'CLOCK

( if you traveled straight up in the air 250 miles, turned around and lookd back at Planet Earth.... What day is it ?... what time is it?.... It's FOREVER O'CLOCK... it's NEVER:30

it's all just one giant 'millisecond' that never even happened

But ?... They call this FRIDAY

everyone is living their prescheduled life, based upon their perception of 'linear time'...

Not me

But still, I'm going to take Wendy out to eat tonight....

We all end up taking things for granted in life

It's human nature

I want to make sure I minimize doing that to Wendy

Shes been SO patient with me

And understanding

Shes been STELLAR.....

So...

Until later......

Have fun, everyone

Otherwise, you've wasted the best 'millisecond' of your life

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Wendy.....

Wendy Neptune.....

The smartest woman I've ever met

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WENDY NEPTUNE....

brilliant....

Second only to my own mother, who just so happens to be A GOD DAMN GENIUS

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Wendy.....

I think I'll keep her

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So.................

It's off to eat we go

Be well...

But more importantly

Be GOOD

to someone tonight

And make them smile somehow

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This pic along the words
>tfw to intelligent too communicate

I got some keks on this

Also:

When you're in a fight, KEEP HITTING THEM NONSTOP UNTIL SOMEONE OR SOMETHING STOPS YOU

just keep hitting that motherfucker hard as shit

If your nose gets broken, it really doesn't hurt... You'll see

It actually doesn't hurt at all

It just SMELLS funny

It smells like iron... And pain

But more importantly, it smells like the rage inside you

So when you get a broken nose, THATS when you Really Start Becoming Dangerous

So have fun

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not very relevant to this board but i can post the template if you'd like

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>>34781594
lol nope wrong pic but thats also my OC

heres the right one

>>34778207
people give Neptune a lot of shit, but goddamn if he isn't dedicated to the higher art of pissing people off

>>34779716
Veru nice anon, ignore the tripfag. I will use this.

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>>34779752
I've done others, too

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>>34781767

Actually, my email is [email protected]

and thankyou very much for the compliment

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thought this was a cool thread and make some shitty oc to contribute

>>34772984
now that's a spicy meme

>>34782078
I'm eating dinner in a restaurant with my wife as we speak

Tell me WHY you call girls 'roasties'

Please....

....tell me....

Educate me......

I need to know

>>34782487
>Tell me about JohnnyNeptune! Why does he shitpost?!

>>34782487
it is Simple Johnny,

wait... no that's you...

Let me start again here

They are roastie for one real reason: they are toastie. 13 year old girls for instance know that they are like bread that has been exposed to heat. Their soft crumb becoming a bristled dry matrix.

In other words they have been metamorphosed from their hermaphroditic zygotic existence. This toasting is how you will know them as they are: roasties.

Next up, Why do you call water a liquid

>>34782078
I'm just curious

Call me 'stupid', but I am not from this country and learning isn't my native language

Please explain why you call girls ROASTIES

and explain how they got that roast beef shit

Please ?

Thankyou

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A few years ago I slightly (shittily) shooped this pic of kat dennings and posted it on /tv/ or something

dont have the original, but its been shared all over

look at her waist and her right thumb

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This was from a diversity ad. This black man is like a reaction image for being confused

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>>34772583
Here's some premium OC I made. Feedback welcome

>>34782619
I've never called water a liquid

Never

But I do call water NIPSEY RUSSEL BOULEVARD

ALSO

I INVENTED the word THIQUID

I invented that word one night after pumping Wendy's shithole

It means SPERM

by the way

I really really liked your reply

I loved the eloquence and the syntax

And HEISENBERG is one of THE BEST E-LIQUIDS

not the best... One of them

The best is KAIS VIRGIN VAPOR 100% ORGANUC TOTALLY NATURAL HONEY DEW MELON 100% VG

try it

ALSO thankyou for responding

AND ?....

the LABIA (roast beef slices) are not caused by having sex

The LABIA IS the same as our scrotum

Thanxamillion for being alive

Tonight is a FULL MOON and A LUNAR ECLIPS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

AND

A CONET ZIPS PAST US TONIGHT

WATCH IT WITH WENDY AND I