I want a bee eff.

>>34772122
>I want a bee eff.
Are you a girl? Are you cute? Are you fat?

>>34772205
>Are you a girl?
Yes.
>Are you cute?
Sometimes.
>Are you fat?
No.

>>34772223
Are you black? fdj

>>34772223
>>34772122
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>>34772223
I will be bf, I am fat neet is this ok?

>>34772272
No, in the original sense.

>>34772122
Madoka Magica was the best anime at least you have good taste so I guess I wont flame you.

>>34772223
>>34772294
Okay, please be my girlfriend.

>>34772122
You must have a dick , right ?

>>34772339
>You must have a dick, right?
Nope. Sorry.

>>34772122
I'd be your bf but you have shit taste sorry

>>34772363
Some mental illness ?

>>34772392
>You have shit taste, sorry.
Nice opinion.

>>34772122
>>34772336
OP, please post contact and be my gee eff.

>>34772392
Madoka shit taste? Good troll you almost got me haha.

>>34772420
My Skype is lol bet you thought I'd give you my Skype, yeah? Fuck off.

>>34772455
Cute! Yes I did.

Are you a female (female)?

>>34772472
Yessir, ori.

>>34772410
>opinion
actual spoilers

Its a fact that magica medoka is a edgy try hard anime that tries to be edgy as possible the whole show is "lol becum magic gurl XDDD' "OH NO BECOM MAGIC GURL NOT SO GOOD!!!" "I becum magic grill and save the world xdd"
Its so cliched and the ending was so anti climatic. It was absolute garbage, the characters don't even have any personality aside from homura who ironically was not suppose to have any personality at all because of her stupid cliche personality that is over used

Can you tell me whats so good about it? At most it has a unique art style. maybe its story is a little unique? there is a lot of media out there that has pretty similar concepts too it. I just don't see why people get so autistic over an entry level anime.

>>34772484
I demand original proofs.

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>>34772484
I'll be your GF(Male) if you want, anon.

>>34772510
>Can you tell me whats so good about it?
It's very emotional and makes me cry.

>>34772510
It doesn't have an unique artstyle either since Hidamari Sketch did the same ages ago.

>>34772522
The fact that you are a faggot doesn't make it a good anime.

>>34772484

I'm not convinced, how pronounced is your processus mastoideus? What's your mandibular angle?

>>34772514
You look like a really cute biological girl anon, but I'm not into girls or feminine/female passing people. Sorry.

>>34772529
It's the same artist tho !

>>34772552
I'm definitely not passing but I appreciate your kind words internet person, good luck in your search for bf

>>34772552
I'm a guy, pleas be my gf.

>It's an "anon starves for (you) s so he makes a cheap "im a grill im lonely but fuck off nerds dont talk to me" thread which leads him into having the most successful thread for the last couple of hours" episode

>>34772552
What kind of original guys are you into ?

>>34772510
>Amazing story
>Makes you feel
>A few likable characters (Homura was indeed the best by far)
>No filler
>Unique art style
It was a grade A anime one of my favorites to be honest and I've seen hundreds. I will agree the ending of the show wasn't good but the ending of the movie made up for that. I respect your opinion although I just think you're trolling.

>>34772588

You need to be into little girls to enjoy it though

>>34772573
>it's an paranoid newfag anon who thinks every person on 4chan is a guy because he thinks it's still 2004 and that women don't exist on the Internet and that a male safe space is possible and women wouldn't ever find it/go on it even though countless femanons have posted proof that they're real females episode
Sad!

>>34772564
Yeah, but I thought that anon meant the background style during the fights, since that's not a thing the author chooses but Shaft does instead, which already happened in some of their other anime.

I still enjoyed Madoka personally, but it's not a masterpiece and the movies milked it to the point I understand why people now are butthurt over it.

>>34772613
It's for lesbians

>>34772529
really makes you think.
>>34772522
if you liked muduka magica you might like steins;gate I won't go into specifics but they're similar.

>>34772588
I remember madoka being lots of filler. I'm not trolling I legitmately didn't like madoka magica. Its hard for me to understand how other people like it since its so basic and cliched. Its just time filler moeshit honestly.

>>34772122
Currently taking gf applications:

>24
>5'11"
>180 lbs, gym regularly
>shut-in but employed
>own place
>have car
>can cook
>can clean
>enjoy tv
>movies
>reading
>vidya
>writing
>nature
>music
>sports

Please be my gf :-]

>>34772617
Then the alternative is an episode about a girl being an atrention whore cunt.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt and supposed it was a male falseflagging to make other anons hate women.

Now you're either being very good at it or you're really a cunt.
Btw im a grill dont ask for contacts

>>34772656
>>enjoy tv
lmao

>>34772581
>What kind of guys are you into?
Talking strictly personality wise, I like introverted guys who keep to themselves and hate most people. Maybe slightly eccentric/dorky, kind of mysterious (because he doesn't really talk to anyone) and a little unhappy, but I'd make him smile and feel better by being there for him. Also preferably not religious.

>>34772641
You can't really say it' s a cliche' anime since most of the majokko it takes "inspiration" from are by the same director ,Shinbo.

>>34772656

>5'11"

I'm so sorry broseph

>>34772641
I feel like it had no filler to be honest with you and that each episode served a purpose in telling the story and progressing the plot but to each their own.

>>34772692
Ok , that' s definitely a male anon starving for (you)s .
I'm leaving

>>34772747
No shit lad he said he was a gay man a few posts ago

>>34772747
Uh no, you just think that out of 3.52 billion women on this planet, all of them want Chad. Hit your head on the door on the way out, pls.

>>34772692
That's like the 90% of people here me included (though I'm a little religious).

>>34772455
no o didn't nobody has such a long id now tits or fare the well!

shadow ice knife gucci lenses on my eyes

I will be your bee eff, if you be my gee eff.

>>34772670
>>34772701

Please no bully senpai I'm just trying to find a gee eff

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>>34772766
>>34772760
>unhappy , introverted/dorky , not religious
>literally the robot prototype
Do you have at least a bit of pride ?

>>34772841
bred for generations to be the most hardworking russian babushka

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I want death.

Now here's something original.

>>34772841
I don't look anything like her, but she isn't particularly unattractive, just a bit below average on the face, but still passably cute. If that was supposed to be an insult, you failed miserably. Please try again.

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>>34772692
>introverted guys who keep to themselves and hate most people. Maybe slightly eccentric/dorky, kind of mysterious (because he doesn't really talk to anyone) and a little unhappy,
This is literally me
Even though you're probably a lying normie troll, have this (You) because I'm bored
be my gf though for real

>>34772867
I don't want a guy who posts cute anime girls, sorry.

>>34772859
If I saw you dying, I'd comfort you and hold you and let you die in my arms, anon. Death should be intimate and peaceful, imo.

>>34772880
Kek what? I have no problem with guys who post anime girls, I use anime girls myself.
Stop pretending to be me, fag.

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>>34772880
Oh man that's an ever better bait.
I'll be honest, I've never seen that one before, legit.
You got me good.

If you're a real women I hope you never find a bf then you fucking normalshit, I bet you really just want "Sad Chad who I can be his center of attention" you dumb bitch
Die

>>34772902
>Stop pretending to be me, fag.
Why are you such a bigot? I'm not gay but I'm bi, why do you hate gays?

>>34772927
OP here. I'm literally not that person, they were pretending to be me, kek. I have zero problems with guys who post anime girls, as I use anime pics myself.

Are you submissive and get off to the thought of being used as a sex toy?

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>>34772945
>I have zero problems with guys who post anime girls, as I use anime pics myself.
Then why aren't you my gf already? I'm an angry lanklet shut-in that has only 2 online friends and no real life ones.

>>34772969
I'll be your gf, anon. Post throwaway email.

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>>34772881
No one wants to witness the death of an ugly, self loathing pathetic manlet.

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>>34772978
Thanks!
[email protected]

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>>34772978
>Post throwaway email.
[email protected]
Okay, there

>>34773000
You are not me niggerfaggot

>>34773000
>that email
Right. Never mind, then.

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>>34772978
>>34773017
This is me >>34773008
Not this cunt >>34773000

Checking those dubs though

>>34773038
You both posted fake emails. I was gonna gib you my Skype over email, but never mind. Pls go.

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>>34773060
It's not fake, it's just a throwaway, and it's real. Please send me your Skype and I'll add youuu.

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>>34773060
>You both posted fake emails.
Except tfwno.gf is an acutal email domain you dumb bitch, it's run by the guy who does other meme email domains like cock.li
It works, send me an email already reeee

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>>34772692
How do you like introverted guys? How do you like people that hate most people?

>introverted
People that don't talk a lot. Usually are also shy and awkward to talk to. Quiet, mumble a lot, don't open up.

You like what exactly? The idea of having a quiet bf? How do you get him as bf?
>You expect him to come up to you and say 'hi'?
Not gonna happen.
>You put a lot of effort in a convo and magically he will open up and his eyes shine and you get together?
Not gonna happen any time soon.

>People that hate most people
Why would he not hate you? You're a girl after all, your entire gender has ignored him and ridiculed him and scarred him mentally. He didn't get to hate everyone for no reason. What is he gonna think you as some magical savior, like some miracle just for him?
No. He will see it as a trap and close himself off even further while wishing your slow death every night to leave him alone.

> but I'd make him smile
How? Deep meaningful conversations? Making jokes together? You just said
>because he doesn't really talk to anyone
>slightly eccentric

This is what's going to happen, exactly step by step when you mail one of these fucktards or even me.

>1. You add eachother on Skype
>2. The usual 'hi how are you' exchanges
>3. ????
He's not gonna talk about shit. He's gonna stop responding because you have stopped responding and both of you will wait for a new topic.

What you ask him what he does for a living?
>NEET or
>Student or
>Work

Literally those one word answers are what you are gonna get, maybe a return question. This is how it's gonna go on and on and on and on. And I've been that quiet guy and each and every single time they stop responding or one of us has to go and the next day I'm too socially retarded to initiate the convo and she is probably waiting for me or has dropped me already.

Anyway here's my skype
[email protected]

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>>34773060
>>34773090
Oh wait, I see. Bravo! That was a great two stage bait!.
Get the fuck of my board now you normie little shit, wasted my fucking time and got my hopes up only to crush them TWICE.
Burn in fucking hell.

>>34772657
>Btw im a grill
no youre not

>>34773235
Wew, this is a very long post. Can't believe someone took the time to dissect everything I said. Anyways.

1. Introversion does not mean shy and awkward. It literally just means you prefer to be alone/prefer your own company. Being a little awkward is actually pretty cute, and I definitely like guys that are quiet and reserved. Extroverted guys are a huge instant turn off, as I can't relate to them whatsoever, they can't relate to me, and they're obnoxious as fuck.

2. Again, I hate most people so it'd be great to relate to him. He would also not be some brainwashed, blind optimist, so that'd be lovely. It's a fact that most people are garbage, so it'd be really nice and fun to talk about how much we hate everyone/the world together. I know that's "edgy" hurrrr.

3. Uh, there's many ways to make him smile? If we have a lot in common and he shares the same wittyness/dark sense of humor that I have, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to make him smirk or snicker or something.

4. As for the what's gonna happen, you're pretty much saying anyone who's introverted and generally dislikes people, automatically sucks at conversation and has no idea what to say. So, that's wrong.

>>34773374
OP, so, what are you like yourself?

>>34773325

What if we are all grils

>>34773374
>1.
>4.
I know. I said they usually are shy and awkward as well. I know what introversion means but for the people you described it comes paired with shyness, anxiety, awkwardness, closed off, etc etc the whole collection.

>2.
>3.
You're thinking already many steps ahead. At this point you are already friends right, you talk to each other and know each other's humor. But that first boundary.. that's the thing. Nobody can come through that at least nobody tried to with me, or did try and I just mentally blocked them out.

I mean my interests are the standard set of games, movies, internet shit and that's it. I don't know shit about sports, the only things I've read is ASOIAF, I don't do knitting, I don't have pets, I don't cook or watch anime. So I got nothing on those topics. I could ask you what you like about doing those things if you do but to be frank I couldn't give less than two shits about the tons of books you read or whatever and I'd only be feigning it. I'd rather talk about shit we have in common and both could relate to. Maybe I would if I had an actual connection with people and were friends, but right now we are both anonymous posters on a Bangladeshi outsourced bagpipe cleaning facility.

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what is your location OP?
I don't care for having a gf halfway across the world from me

>>34773374
I'm everything you are looking for come find me im in my room

>>34773686
>inviting a girl to your room to be alone with you
>introverted/shy
yeah

>>34772861
>just a bit below average on the face
How fucking ugly do you have to be to think that ogre face is "a bit below average"? I demand timestamped pic of face.

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OP is probably talking to a "introverted robot" (read: Chad) right now getting lured.

>he knows how to talk to girls
>he flirts easily / at all
>he can keep a conversation going

>Oh my god he's so shy and introverted! :DDDD

>>34773707
>>inviting a girl to find your room (which could be in any town in any city in any country on the planet) to be alone with you
FTFY
You don't know what introverted and extraverted mean if you were serious

>>34773404
would be kinda funny if all true robots had left /r9k/ and it was taken over by stacies roleplaying as ugly losers w/o anyone realizing

>>34773798
>would be kinda funny if all true robots had left /r9k/ and it was taken over by stacies roleplaying as ugly losers w/o anyone realizing

INCEPTION

*brrrrrrmmmmmm*

where do i get a gee egg (male)

>>34772692
You just described me, but Im religious. Too bad friendo. Also it doesnt help that I live in europe

LOOK AT THIS SHIT, HOW FUCKING PATHETIC, NONE OF YOU ARE REAL ROBOTS, ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OUT.OUT,OUT!

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Why do shit threads like this always get so many replies? I fucking hate you thirsty beta cucks, you're beyond pathetic and I hope you all get fucking killed.