Fembot Thread

My brother was kicked out of the house for trying to touch me and my little sister years ago

>tfw no possessive older brother to tease until he can't take hold himself back anymore

>>34769284
I have a 12 year old bro and he keeps asking when I am going to get a bf

>tfw you are 22 and still a virgin who finds their blossoming younger brothers tissues and sniffs them just to wonder if its cum and how it smells like

>>34769358
I'll be your big brother, anon.

No, but I wish I had a protective older brother.

>>34769360
>tfw you've become so degenerate that even a girl as creepy and disgusting as this is actually arousing

>>34769284
When me and my brother were kids, we slept together because I was afraid of the dark. We used to play you show me, I show you, with some touching included but nothing else

>>34769473
What a lucky bastard he was!

>>34769508
It started to get weird when I was going through puberty I stopped.

>>34769529
How did it get weird? Besides the obvious of course..

>>34769360
Does your younger brother love you? Is he cute?

>>34769358
>>34769396
Lots of girls have this fantasy. Would you be ok acting it out in the bedroom?

>>34769284
I have an older and younger brother
>Older bro (27) is more of a robot than I am
>Me (23) introverted middle sister, but mildly social
>Younger bro (19) is the definition of Chad

>>34769646
Tfw the younger one used to jerk off thinking of you.

>>34769360
pls by my gf you can smell my cum

>>34769663
More like the older brother jerks off but only the Chad brother has an actual chance with her

>>34769587
>Would you be ok acting it out in the bedroom?
Sure would, and I want to be very vocal.

>tfw no big bro to degrade me about being a brother fucker as he pounds me
>tfw no big bro dick to make every other dick pale in comparison
>tfw no big bro to make people suspicious about how close we are

Hey fembots. Honest question from a guy here with an older sister who I'm completely in love with.

What are the chances she returns my affections if we are really close, do everything together, live together, have the same hobbies and interests etc?

>>34769750
>tfw no fembot with an incest fetish
>tfw no fembot with a submissive incest fetish
>tfw no fembot with a size queen, submissive, incest fetish

Stop this.

I have a brother who's about 1.5 years younger. He's never caught me masturbating, but one time he knocked on my door and I was afraid he would come in, but he didn't. He doesn't know anything about my sex life and probably doesn't care.

>>34769819
I could be your fembot, you know.

>Stop this.
No.
>tfw no big bro to play-wrestle with and end up in a compromising position with that nobody will question because we're siblings
>tfw no big bro that needs to claim me with his cock immediately if another guy even looks at me funny
>tfw no big bro to catch masturbating over my underwear

>>34769951
Damn I wish I had a sister... mind if I masturbate to you instead?

Yeah he owns a farm near where we grew up together. We don't talk anymore and I miss him dearly..

>>34769977
Pls be in Sydney

>>34769819
>tfw no fembot with a dominant incest fetish

>>34769977
>could be your fembot, you know.

Prove it and drop your email then.

>>34769322
How old was he because if he was in his early teens or younger that's a bit of an overreaction.

>fembots
>existing

why won't this meme die?

>>34769977
Pls be in Canberra

>>34770003
Very close. Is that good enough?

>>34770028
I have this too actually.

>>34769992

If you had a choice between having sex with him and getting to see him again, and not seeing him again, which would you pick?

>>34769951

Do you have an active sex life?

>>34770003
>>34770028
>>34770089
Why have you guys always gotta try and steal fembots?

They belong to the first person that sparks up a conversation with them to the point of contact info being discussed.

Don't make me come down under and give you a bash on the old noggin.

>>34770090
Now, as we were saying...

I don't sleep with guys or watch porn

I have however licked my brothers wet dream cum out of his boxers though

>>34770121
>I have however licked my brothers wet dream cum out of his boxers though


Why would you do that?

>>34770121
Was it...good?
Any reason why you didn't lick it off of his dick?

>>34770118
Apologations famalam.

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>>34770121
>tfw no highly perverted fembot gf :(
Any fembots from NRW here?

>>34770118
>Now, as we were saying...
Where are you from? Please say Aus.

Why are you Aussies clamoring over girls? I thought you guys were gay or hated Australian women. Given this is a blanketed statement but I've been told Australian women aren't great.

>>34770225
Yurope. Not Aus. I do know a fembot from Aus though.

Got an email?

>>34770212
>NRW
North Rhine Westfallen?

>tfw no European gf with big brother complex
>tfw no European gf who will call me onii-chan
>tfw no European gf I can take care of and make food for while she watches Precure
>tfw no European gf I can give pats and hugs to

>>34770406
That's what I thought as well

No idea if he meant it though

>>34770406
>>34770437
Yes, Nordrhein-Westfalen

>>34770458
Shouldn't it be either NW or NRWF?

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>>34769284
>yes
>no
>i'm 20

onto the next one boys

>>34770028
A real patrician right here

>>34770425
>tfw no european fembot to keep as pet

>>34770489
No, why should it? North Rhine-Westphalia=NRW is just fine

>>34770235
I hate Australian women. I think my mum turned me gay. It'd be cool to have a tomboy gf to go OP shopping with and and fuck if they are skinny but I'd still be cautious because women kind of suck. I mean they'd have to be my friend for like a year if I'd consider actually saying "Hey. We are not partners and not best friends".

>>34770632
*now

And I suck myself so no girl would want me because I have incredibly weird social skills and feel no shame in saying what I am thinking.

>>34770272
Not him, but send contact details this throw away

[email protected]

>>34770632
>I hate Australian women
iktf....this country is a normie-topia. I just want to find a fembot from this country who doesn't want to club and be a "foodie who loves travel xD"

>>34770272
You know what. What the hell.
Not him either. Just incredibly tired.

[email protected]

>>34770135

couldnt pass up the chance to learn what cum tastes like while being an autistic neet

>>34770669
How about instead you and I meet up and just make fun of ugly average female thots we see in public places.

>>34770697
I think depression would just strike me half way through our antics and I would break down and cry and I would be the one getting made fun of. Sorry anon.

>>34770090
>I have this too actually.
What do you mean? Would you be an onee-sama?

>>34770710
Well. It never hurts to try something new. I usually meet up with a lot of people online. The best thing is that if it goes really fucking poorly you never have to speak or respond to them again.

If you ever change your mind this is my email. >>34770678

>>34769646
do you cuck your older bro with the little one?

>>34770743
Sure, what the hell. I'll email you.

>>34770272
I would prefer an Australian guy, I don't think I would do well with the distance.

>>34770669
There are more of us than you think. You try finding a guy who doesn't want to club and hasn't fucked every girl he knows.

>>34770272
Are you the incest fembot?

>>34770776
>There are more of us than you think. You try finding a guy who doesn't want to club and hasn't fucked every girl he knows.

C-could we trade contact details in that case?

Are you a grill?

>>34770776
You girls should leave the house more often tho.

>>34770725
>Would you be an onee-sama?
I'm not sure what this means. Being the stacked older sister that your friends try to fuck, but I only have eyes for my precious brother? Scaring away girls that you try to talk to and aggressively riding you to remind you of the only pussy you need in your life?

>>34770922
>Scaring away girls that you try to talk to and aggressively riding you to remind you of the only pussy you need in your life?
Perfect lewd older sister