Tendies stories

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>>34768772
I once at a tendy, it was pretty good. I choked on it though, this made me sad :(

i want tendies so i open fridge to get tendies but fridge has no tendies so i get rope instead

i am gone

>>34768772
LE TENDIE
LE TENDIE

I AM SO LE FUNNY LET ME POST THIS DANK MEME EVERYHWERE

(that's you, now feel bad)

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>>34769159
Gtfo roastie reeeeeee tendie to my tummy

>>34768772
>b mii
>b at grocer because it's getting tendies time toobeeonnest
>b at register when the clerk asks me what I got
>say I got me some veganfaggottendies
>they laugh at mii and so does someone else standing in line next to mii
>ask them what THEY get
>they say REAL chicken
>I say that they really only like the shittons of hormones, antibiotics, and other chemicals in REAL chicken
>the clerk scowls silently at mii as they scan mii vegfag faux chicken tendies so tenderly
>the other shopper says EXCUSE ME like they're asking a question of mii
>I say okay, and that they're excused now and can leave mii b in peace
>they scuttle off muttering RUDE FREAK
>I tell the clerk that they cannot touch this and immediately moonwalk away from the register and right on out the door as I tip my trilby's edge

I don't even know if I like chicken tenders anymore or if I'm just a faggot who fell for the stupid fucking meme.
I think I remember always really liking them.
I hate the internet.