What is your excuse, /r9k/? Original memes

I'm incredibly shy and also I have a bad personality

I'm an ugly shut in homosexual NEET who still lives at home with my mommy. I literally can't pay people to be my friend let alone my bf.

What's my excuse for not having a sister?

>>34768618
>my problems can be fixed with a shot of alcohol

I'm a stupid cowardly nigger.

>>34768611
the're probably related and aren't dating you mong

>>34768611
>picture of brother and sister
>wwhat's your excuse

>>34768654
The only time I've ever been drunk, I got really weird and sad

I've never drank in public either, it was alone at home

I don't think alcohol or drugs would make my situation better, it's not like they actually give me some sort of personality

I have literally nothing interesting to ever say, there's no reason for someone to talk to me

>>34768611
lol

this is totally photoshopped im pissing my pants

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>>34768651
>>34768699
>>34768871
>muh siblings
>muh photoshop

>>34768611
there's no way that fat fuck is nailing that qt. I refuse to believe it.

>>34769016
Woah so she's legit fucking her brother. Jeez Louise.

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>>34768673
Stop making exuses, you'd be surprised how many women find fat/chubby guys attractive

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>>34769047
>you'd be surprised how many women find fat/chubby guys attractive
Only if you're tall

t. 6'3" overweight NEET with a pretty good sex life

>>34769016
tfw

I have that EXACT shirt.. jesus dude. Where is my life headed

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>>34768611
Oh look it's another episode of "HEY GUISE WHAT IS UR EXCUSE??" only for the OP to turn around and say "LOL STOP MAKING EXCUSES!! SEE THIS GUY MADE IT SO THAT MEANS EVERYONE CAN!"

>>34769047
faggot

>>34769146
>>34769016
He's barely as tall as her. Obviously it's not about his height. Probably born with the "not giving a fuck what people think" gene and so he comes off as very confident and sure of himself.

>>34768786
I'm pretty sure alcohol would work if you knew what to expect. The downside is that if you start relying on it too much, your drunk personality eventually becomes as jaded and boring as your sober personality.