taking vocaroo requests, i have a soft likeable voice

>>34768435
The sole reason to install Linux is to free yourself from the idiots that infest inferior platforms. Unfortunately for the Linux user community, distributions like Ubuntu have made it too easy for your mom to get a working Linux box -- so they are all running in horror.

Installing a working Linux box used to require over 550 man hours, learning a Nordic language, sacrificing a goat, wading through hundreds of pages of (purposely) inscrutable help files, and in some cases programming a new driver in UNIVAC SLEUTH II assembly code using nothing but punch cards while walking miles through the snow barefoot on the wrong side of the tracks and uphill both ways. Today, Linux distros are so idiot-proof that you can put their install CDs into the floppy drive upside-down and the fucker will still work.

Old-school Linux users were desperate to find a new way to feel superior. Some migrated to versions of BSD, others gave into baroque feats of self-torture like multi-booting 4 different operating systems from one USB drive. But it didn't have the same appeal as abusing other operating systems for their lack of 1337n355.

In this dark hour there was a new hope: Gentoo Linux, a distribution designed for users possessing that delicate combination of insecurity and masochism that results in an obsession with obscurity, optimization, and huge dollops of pain and frustration. Gentoo has sated all of these urges.

>>34768435
vocaroo one hour of perfect silence

Enter the idea of a "hemorrhaging edge" distro: Gentoo. It is the exemplar of the term "hemorrhaging edge" -- there is no piece of software too advanced, too experimental, or too downright dangerous for the main tree. In fact, if the users don't crash their box at least once a week due to new and untested software they will swarm onto the forums and accuse Gentoo of "going all Debian" on them. After the separate Stable and Unstable branches were created, every user switched immediately to Unstable which became the new de-facto Stable. As a response, the Gentoo developers invented a new Super-Unstable overlay system and made it as hard and annoying to use as possible in order to keep the stupid masses out, thus cementing their own position at the top of the hobbyist heap. This has worked, to a point, but a group of developers has formed in order to create a Gentoo offshoot, Exherbo ("Cannabis Withdrawal") where the system tools are in erudite Latin instead of plain English and normal users are instructed on the web page to stay far away for fear of spoiling the 1337.

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Nutrition facts: Serving Size 1 Bottle
Amount Per Serving:

Calories 0
Total fat 0g
Sodium 0mg
Potassium
Total Carbohydrates 5g
Sugars 0g
Protein 0g

Vitamin A 25%, Calcium 10%, Vitamin B6 100%, Magnesium 10%, Vitamin C 50%, Vitamin E 25%, Pantothenic acid 100%, Zinc 25%.

Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 cock OP diet.

>>34768541
>>34768435

Alternatively, "Gulugulu, kill the Landies, Earthly plane war NOW! GULU GULU!"

OP, where the fuck are you?
org

>>34768650
I will fill in for OP since I am not a faggot
>>34768470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ljHPZazmmj
>>34768486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rMg65sMuY3
>>34768541
>>34768598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ndOr8iJTHf

>>34768899
you have a nice voice i enjoyed listening to those vocaroos

call me cute!

>>34768435
Bepis is the best drink ever.

>>34769144
Thank you and you are welcome
>>34769171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMPvvcZOdC

>>34768435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17PK1BgfVTM

British guy also taking requests if anyone is interested

>>34769269
"how does it feel to have your freedom taken by the guy you hate?"

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>>34768541

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZH3b0Et6g

:^)

>>34769296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yNbjpiOZa3

>>34768486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSiW0nze1M
Not Op but i had a go

>>34768435
For Honor is the shittiest game ever.

i cant believe christcuckery still exists in our modern day, how the fuck do idiot cucks still fall for this cuck religion made by kikes and cucks? why dont white people want to reclaim their heritage?

as for me i am a true Asatru norse pagan and will soon be sanctioned as an official gothi by varg himself, and no i am not larping shut the fuck up dumb christcuck, dont you have your cuck king jesus to worship?

>>34769345
love your voice and you stumble a bit its cute

>>34769374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iXXQIQIDHO

>>34769345
thanks anon. you have a really soothing voice btw

>>34769374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q1alLGl6Lt

>>34769384
>>34769419
I know i'm a tard and keep stuttering but thanks anyway

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>>34768470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CTwWwKwchg
here you go my friend :^)

>>34768486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L6QNgnlBP0

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Still 9/10 shitpost

>>34768435
Do "Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong, he just kept the race strong. He has purely accelerated the German economy and if you disagree you're just a crypto-jew fucking cuck nigger."

>>34769493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOSrZg0cZm

>>34769516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J1amirPh1W

>>34769493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15bBZG4HhQ0
>>34769516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mAUQ0yHBg9

>>34769539
>>34769546
Thank you mighty anons, you both have great voices.

>>34769546

Excellent choice of song for the second one.

>>34768435
Oh no you didn't from mercenaries 2