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>>34768122
weirdest b8 i've ever read

bumping

>>34768191
i swear to god it's not bait. It really works in terms of stopping the weird smell.

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>>34768122

Protip: don't be a musty fuck "The thread"

>>34768122
I don't care how much you smell, shaving armpits and using deoderant blocks ALL smell that can come from your armpit.

Do that and you will have NO problem.

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>>34768122
>>stopped shaving armpits
>>stopped trimming pubes

please. do go on

>>34768122
I have never shaved my pits since the hair first grew when I was in puberty, and I don't shave my pubes also, i shower once a week but I don't smell bad because im a woman . It depends on what you eat

>>34768122
>stopped wiping after peeing completely
99.9% bait. Will obtain at minimum 50 (You)

I shave every so often. Pubes are currently annoying so I might trem em soon. I do notice I smell amazing when I shave, buuut I'm not looking to hold boring time wasting conversation with the locals or share my life problems with a gf so I do my best to smell like shit in public and avoid everyone.

Women are attracted to clean smells. Smelling like some weird ass factory made scent does help a lot with securing and holding a conversation.

Spray your shit down with febreeze before you go out if you're lazy.

>>34768345
ehm no. you can't tell me that you dont just shakey shakey and go on with your day after peeing. everyone claiming to use tp after every.single.piss is lying.

also
>intentionally smelling bad
if any, this is bait

>>34768122
What? I've always found that people who are completely shaven smell more. You know pit hair/pubes wick away sweat, right?

Anyway, just change your clothes, take a thorough shower, brush your teeth and use some stick deodorant and you have nothing to worry about.

>>34768419
>You know pit hair/pubes wick away sweat, right?
yes, they wick it away and trap all the smell right there in the hair

I don't know about you but I smell way less when I shave

>>34768273
be my gf

>>34768122
>Shaving armpits

We're not all women and mentally ill closet homosexuals, Anon.

The others are fine, and seem more obvious.

>>34768448
>trap all the smell right there in the hair
That's not how sweat smells bad anon, do some research.

>>34768260
Absolutely degenerate. Haram to the max.

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>>34768638
what is so degenerate about liking natural women?

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Wow I never thought of that before! I gotta try all these pronto!

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>>34768122
Do non of those
still get bj's

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>>34768273
>i shower once a week
the crust is real
i do not want to be in smelling distance when those legs open

>>34768758
mighty fine last piece of the piiiiiie HOOOAARRRRRRRR pls pls no moar no moaHOAAARRRRRH

>>34768122
Protip to save your asshole and people's noses around you if you happen to have not so dense poo is to wipe off the worst with TP and finish the job with bidet or hand shower.
That and shave off the hair in asscrack so no dingleberries.

>>34768273
>i shower once a week
You're of the sort of people who use hygiene and dick cheese as a serious argument for circumcision.

>>34768826
>hand shower

but I live in a western country where we don't squat down to shit and I also have access to indoor plumbing.

>>34768122
lol shaving your body hair makes you gay

>>34769235
i don't know what me being gay has any business with how I smell

>>34768260
Is this how it was like fucking a girl in the old days?

>>34769267
Wash yourself more often instead of becoming a cuck nu-male

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>shaving your armpits
>calling yourself a man
o I am laffin

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>>34769366
I do not call myself a man

I am a boi

>>34769366
So what? Men can't shave their pits? That's toxic as fuck. RuPaul shaves his pits and he's divine.

>>34769402
I used to shave/wax everything and everywhere. Now I dont. If I had a bf/gf that wanted me to, I would.

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>>34769268
Probably worse

>>34769435
>wax

you might be homosexual

>>34769526
I think the anon is bi.

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>>34769550
what makes you think that? you don't know him

>>34768122
We all know your average r9k user is borderline retarded but this is like giving them potty training

>>34769566
>what makes you say that
Because his/her post >>34769435
>If I had a bf/gf that wanted me to, I would
I mean, in the context it sounds like anon could go either way