>You wake up Chad wat do?

>>34766393
>get some benzos so i can talk to people
>download tinder
Not very interesting, but theres my brutally realistic scenario.

>>34766393

b myself

oreos

>>34766393
Why would I wake up Chad. I'm not his alarm clock. Fuck Chad. I hope he over sleeps.

>>34766393

>Hoodwink my way into a decent job
>Keep my loserish hobbies so girls stay the fuck away from me

>nothing will actually change
>because Chad is in your head

>>34766393
become a model
have a threesome

continue being a pathetic loner

>>34766393
Have sex with two chicks.

orimigitato

>>34766393

jerk off to dogfart videos and eat mcdonalds everyday like i normally do

>>34766393
eat pizza, fuck stacy, b confident, b me.

find the nearest beta with a girl and get his girl to leave him in an effort to redpill him, then leave her. repeat process.

>>34766393
Just go out and be myself btw

it's so ez,you can do it as well just be confident as I am bro

>>34766785
>dogfart

what a repulsive name for a porn company

Crawl back to the shadows away from His far-seeing eyes. Not that that would save me from a swift and brutal smiting, but I would never wake up Chad.

>>34766393
Why am I waking up Chad?
Are we friends?

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>>34766393
>I finally have th power, motivation, and freedom to kill myself.

I give it 5 minutes to an hour depending on the specific flavor of Chad.

>>34766393
go and fuck all the old gay men i can find

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Enjoying life without being called ''subhuman''.

>>34766393
I'd stop using the roids ASAP.

>>34768709
That's a physique that's attainable naturally. The lats are suspect but usually in these photo shoots these guys take diuretics so they're super dehydrated. Thats how he makes his core pop. Do you even lift bro?

Nothing changes m8

let him fuck my ass

>>34766393
i'll just live because i finally have reason to live

>>34766393
i'd be abusive to Stacies and when they complain I'd tell them "and you love me for it" to which they would look confused and say maybe and i would tell them now I'm gonna do (thing they complained about) all the time, and they'd agree and develop a fetish for whatever mean thing it is that I do to them.

>>34768550
Your idea of being more powerful and successful is being able to kill yourself?

>>34766393
>go to the gym see how much I can lift now
>go have some fun with my expensive cars the rest of the day
>night comes, I go to a high tier bar and get some pussy
>sex her and feel good
This is pretty generic, isn't it?

>>34766393
At last i have some balls to finish myself.