What's the best compliment you ever got?

>"You're squishy."

I work at an elderly home and old people regularly compliment me on my height and once an old lady said I'm handsome.
I'm 6'2

>>34766040
What does she mean by this?

original comment.

>>34766062
Two girls used to come to me and would always pinch/grab my face.

"You have a good phone sex voice" - QT barista in Starbucks

i said nothing and stared at the floor until my drink was ready. she apologized

>>34766087
What the fuck? You just took it? Were they friends?

A girl in high school told me that I was too nice to survive the zombie apocalypse.

>>34766008
>"Your penis size is fine, it's not the biggest dick I've taken but you're more than enough."

>>34766098
More like acquaintance, but I did like the physical contact

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>>34766101
>she comments on how funny your jokes are
>says you should be a comedian

If only I was that good, my best joke is my life

>>34766008
A cashier once told me I had "long pretty eyelashes" and that "women pay a lot of money to have eyelashes like yours." I didn't say anything.

>taking a lady's order at my job
>"How are you, what can I get you?"
>She's staring at me, mouth agape for a few seconds
>Think she's making fun of me
>"Wow... I'm sorry. I was just surprised by your voice. I wasn't expecting it to be so nice and deep."
>Feel a little embarrassed and say thanks

It's either my voice or sometimes people say my hair is nice and thick.

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>>34766095
Voice compliments are always nice but I feel like they're the cuck of compliments. "You're more appealing to hear than look at." Also the way you responded to that was cute but autistic.

>tfw my ceramics teacher in high school said i had a radio voice

I know everyone hates their own voice but my own moreso. I still don't know if she was lying to me.

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>>34766008
>hey anon, you're a pretty chill guy
"Hm, I guess so" for you
>like nothing can piss you off, you pretty much don't give a shit about anything
"well, yes, but I do care about some stuff, just not so much in school"
>she nods, stands near me for a while, then walks away

>>34766149
Kek, that's a funny way to put it. I knew a guy who had long eyelashes, also had short curly blonde hair, he got called a sheep.

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>>34766149
>cashier once told me I look like ed norton from fight club

>I can't imagine you crying.

>>34766297
if only they knew

organo

>you're hot

Not even bullshiting.

>>34766008
after we made out
>at first I was just like 'who's this goofy guy?' but then...
also
>I told *friend* I thought you'd be really fun to fuck
we never fucked

>>34766320
>>34766328
You have to leave, back to whatever normie shitfest you came from

"you're smart" (i'm asian)
"you're tall for an asian" (i'm only 5'11")

>a girl looked at me

I never really received a compliment before

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"Damn! You're pretty nice for a black guy."

was raised in a hhwhwhite household

>>34766306
I actually don't though. I'm afraid if I open the emotional floodgates I might fall into some dark place and won't be able to escape. The only thing to do is to be a man bottle up my emotions and NEVER show the world any sign of weakness.

>>34766352
I'm still a 24 y.o. virgin friendo

been on 4chan since '08

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>compliment
I don't know that feel

>you have nice eyes
>you have a nice smile
>you have long eye lashes (guess chicks dig that?)
>you're cute
>you have a big butt (i don't but i have a skinny frame so it looks big on it)

>>34766320
>"you look really hot"

said to me by my 9th grade english teacher. though it was after school and i had just gotten out of gym and was sweating profusely. but still

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>your hands are so soft

does this count?

Robotbros, you don't know what it's like look like a pussy-slayer but be a kissless virgin with a small pecker and zero social skills.

It's like sitting in front of a delicious pie with poison in it.

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you really don't sweat that much for a big guy

>>34766600
jerk me off when september ends.

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>your nose looks nice
and
>your hair is so fluffy

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I've been called cute before

I hate being called cute

>>34766149
Me too, I always get compliments on my eyelashes from multiple girls. I don't even notice my eyelashes when I look at myself in the mirror, guess girls pay attention to different things.

>>34766095
>>34766158
pls make vocaroos

"I like your hair"
unoriginal, of course.

>>34766759
what should i say (in an original tone)

>"you look like bear, anon! want to come cuddle with me?"
>i-i got something to do later with my mom. I got to get going

This was at a friends party. Why are Latinas so straight forward?

>>34766157
>would like some fries and some CHOCOLATE RAIN

>>34766370
What kind of Asian are you, anon?

>>34766119
Damn, anon...

>>34766810
say whatever you want anon, read a copypasta or something

>>34766810
"what are you doing in my swamp?"

originall

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The only unsolicited compliment I've ever received from a complete stranger was a customer at my job telling me I have "very dark eyes".
It was a gay man, but I'll take what I can get and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make my day.
I've received stronger compliments from relatives but they're biased and I'm not inclined to believe what they tell me.

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>>34766759
>>34766095

random old thing i recorded
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0za5gmGW5c9

>>34766008
"You're a hardworker"

comments on appearance are meaningless but compliments on your work ethic when you work your ass off are like crack. You never get appreciated but when it happens, sweet jesus

>>34766966
muh dick

i'm >>34766158 and i don't even compare

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>>34766457
everyone else needs to fucking leave damn normies

>>34766962
your voice is really nice anon

>that was really brave

Physical compliments do nothing for me.

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>be out for a run trying to lose some weight and get into shape
>specifically go for runs early in the morning before all the normies start their rat race
>turn the corner and run into a group of Stacies
>one of the Stacies says, "hey dude, you're hot!"
>the other Stacies all explode into laughter
>realize the Stacy was being sarcastic and she was making fun of me
>run away as fast as possible
>tears in my eyes as the laughter drowns out behind me
only compliment ive ever gotten from a stranger and it was actually just another normie making fun of me

>>34767079
let me hug u tho

>You're kinda handsome
>You've got a cute face
>you're cute
I lift but it isn't enough

>>34767079
Maybe she tried to encourage you but the others thought it was a joke

A Chinese woman mistook me for Chris Evans.

I guess they do have poor eyesight, because I'm a skinnyfat manlet.

I won't lie though, it did make me feel pretty good.

>>34766008
nice eyes
what a cute face
you are so tall
fuck your teeth are perfect
wow you are really smart

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>you're cute... for an asian boy

t-thanks

>>34766008
you have pretty eyes anon, orihin

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One of my coworkers once told me I had an A-type personality and I rode that confidence for like a month. As a natural beta, that is the first and only time I've ever been told anything like that.

>>34766008
>"I love you"
original comment in my opinion

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>You're the only good person in this school, Anon. Everyone else I know is just an asshole or at least has some kind of personality flaw... you don't, you're just a nice person.
If only he knew how bad things really were.
>>34767617
Kill yourself, fucking normalshit.

>>34766095
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment. I mean, I guess you were't offended, but that's really never appropriate to say, especially to a customer.

>"You have lovely veins"
Whatever nurse it just makes drawing my blood easier for you.

>>34766655
No, it's like sitting in front of a raw steak. Cook it before it turns rotten you dumbass.

>>34767079
>run away as fast as possible
Fuck it hurt to read that, I know what you feel when all you can do is run away.

>>34766149
>>34766715
Men seem to commonly carry the trait for long, thick eyelashes. Girls tend to have really short and thin eyelashes hence why they use mascara in the first place. It's fascinating really.

>>34767079
It's okay. As you get hotter with time, they will only get uglier.

>>34766008
>"You're a good writer"
specifically from people I work with at my school newspaper

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>>34767640
Stay mad faggot. Lose some weight and go out of your basement.

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"Your smile is super sweet and really cute"
"All my friends think you're handsome"
I don't know robots, I thought if a girl ever liked me I would have my problems solved but I don't like her. Not a bit. Yet still I don't want to hurt her. I don't wanna hurt anybody...

>>34766008
>"You're pretty good at calling out your hacks"
Some random I played Overmeme with.

"You're better than anime girls."
The person who told me that was a huge weeb, so that was really, really sweet of him to say.

>>34768088
Was he fat and autistic?

>>34768117
Fat? Not like obese or extremely overweight-tier, but yeah he was pretty chubby and he was actually diagnosed with autism.

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>>34768088
>"You're better than anime girls."
I think somebody likes you

>>34768131
Typical. I feel like weebs are more abundant in the US than anywhere else.

>>34767881
That picture hits me in the feels pretty hard

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>>34768137
He did like me. Not anymore, though. He started to act really distant and then ghosted me out of the blue, forever. I'm used to it, so I'm doing ok.

>>34766008
Other than fake compliments from family members, nothing.

I've gotten 2 compliments, first one from one girl, and the other from many girls.

>You fuck me so good, I could get used to this
>Wow, your voice is really nice!

The latter is the one that means the most to me, though.

>>34766008
Back when i was in uni two model like girls asked me to explain some stuff and said woow you are so smart. I wish i was a chad so i would be called handsome instead.