>no girlfriend that'll cook in exchange for hugs

why exchange for anything? do it out of love!

>tfw no bf yet
>already daydreaming about the cutest lunches i'll make for my hubby when he goes to work and for my children at school
>already dreaming of fantasy recipes and planning different daily courses
>excited and lovelovelovelovelovloelove!! <33333

if you tie food and money, you're evil.

>cooking in exchange for anything
>buying someone food in exchange for anything

feeding is primal, loving and giving is primal. innate. wanting to feed delicious love to someone you love and cherish and want to live forever is what comes from your heart and special soul, not what you calculate with exchanges

get a grip!!!!!!

aka you make someone food because you love them and want them to be happy/healthy / cherish/nourish them

not because you want something in exchange or would ever receive anything in exchange for it

all they have to do is enjoy it and thats the best part :)/gift

>>34765865
I choose to believe that you are a girl, anon. it is the faith that keeps me goin

>>34765824
>left: appealing to the girl's narcissism
>right: appealing to the autistic weeb's narcissism
All humans are selfish by virtue of being living things. What you are asking for is an emotionally selfless woman, which you have to be "saint" tier to get. 90% of this board is still at "pity fuck" tier.

>>34765915
*Selfish
I fucking hate phoneposting

>>34765865
please be a girl (female)

ffasdfasdfasd originaltus

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>>34765824
>tfw you like the personality of the right but the looks of the left girl
Help I can't make my mind up
Those two girls seem like a good yuri couple for each other though

>>34765865
L O N D O N

>>34765906
haha aww :) yes i am! honestly nothing really compares to the excitement/anticipation when you're cooking, or even thinking about what you're going to cook!!! <3 i get jolies lmao :) its kind of sad i have to like.. stop myself from buying all these cookbooks (i know everythings on the internet but some recipes are special) -- also you can amke your own recipes)))!!

also good girls do exist

s/o to my friend who even has the domain feedingmyboyfriend.com

BABE IF U SEE THIS I PROMISE
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SHILLED IT
AND I LOVE YOU COME BACK SO WE CAN SKIP AT THE BEACH AND BE SILLY!!! =) MWAH XOXOXOXO (ill explain later why this even exists lol this site its hell! dont go here) tell ul ater

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explanation: for >>34765971
feedingmyboyfriend.com

^ everyone go give hits to my friends site
she is lovely and beautiful and super super super kindest angel <3 and she's a great great girlfriend who puts utmost love and enjoys sharing recipes!!! :) shes the best!! <3 and after that website i love her even more. GOOO MARIAAAAAA <3333333333

its the thought that counts <3

>>34765878
>cooking in exchange for a hug

What's wrong with that? I think you overestimate the worth of a hug.

>>34765865
A U C K L A N D

I'll hug you anyway!

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>>34766033
i think you underestimate my hugs

also i don't want people to feel they have to 'exchange' anything for my love/food! wanting to feed them comes from inherent heart, not i-o-us!

(think of a mother who would willingly, happily starve if it meant her husband/child/mother/father/family/anyone/friend could eat more ^____^!!) :D

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>no boyfriend to bake pies for in exchange for cuddling and love

>>34765865
I'm like 90% sure this is actually a tranny.

>>34766127
no, i just get excited

also my mind is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQgs_MHtmco these dishes but planning the most

(ignore the couple, i dont watch them i just remember the dishes i encounter to make!)

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>tfw wife always loved my cooking before she passed away
Gonna bring food with me next time I go visit her. Can't cook for her anymore but I can eat with her. Figure a bowl of chili. Maybe in a breadbowl. It was one of her favourite things that I cooked.

ok everyone eat love food yay pray yumminess hi maria

okbye!

>this thread

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

GIVE ME GF I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!!

++++ gratefulness!!!! ++++


OH! also the most important thing, writing notes in lunchboxes!!! ^^

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>you will never pet a girl head.

I want this more that sex

>>34766167
>Can't cook for her anymore but I can eat with her.
No you can't. Because she's dead.

>>34766220
She's in the cemetery, though. I can eat with her there.

>>34766127
When you're at the point of browsing r9k, I doubt someone like you can afford to be picky.

>>34766212
Western girls will get really triggered by this. They are too strong and independent!!! (lol)

Does no one else here see that you become the first panel if you have a girl do those things for you?

>>34766269
Having someone cook for you turns you into a girl?

sounds like those two girls in OP should date each other

>>34766240
Alright, I'm not gay though.

>>34765824
That second panel girl seems positively insufferable tho

>>34766303
Don't be stupid. Girls can't love girls.

>>34766281
Someone who cooks for you turns you into the asshole who is lazy, can't make their own shit and equates their love to that of a meal and loves being spoiled.

>>34766212
asian girls love this

>>34766329
What if you can both cook?

>>34765971
>>34766005
alright anon you overdid it.

you got greedy. you tasted a (you), and you just got greedy. next time, tone it down a bit

>>34766347
Do it together. It's more fun when you cook together.

>>34766384
But what if one of you is really tired? I wouldn't mind cooking for a girl if she was heavily pregnant or something, even if we're both good at it. I don't really like cooking, but I like when people enjoy my cooking.

>>34766167
This made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit

>>34766167
I'm sorry anon. What you've gone through... I can't imagine.

I hope you two meet again someday.

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>>34765824
I like these images.

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>>34766485
They make me feel like girls are better than they really are.

>>34766417
Now you are just trying to poke holes into this shit with situational garbage that would be exceptions to the normal situation that would arise.

All these scenarios are out of what the normal situation would be which is depicted in the image. Just stop.

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>>34766498
Not that I'm exactly the best person around either but hey, idealizations aren't for self reflection.

>>34766485
Not as cute as op pic at all.

Left is basically a stacy or stacy wannabe who is attracting orbiters

Right is a fembot/roastie trying hard to get chad cawk.

Both sicken me

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>>34766528
>>34766535
I have made no mention of things being cute you fucking spaggot.

>I like these images.

Is literally all I said.

>>34766498
I need more of this

Oreganili

>these pics

japs are a chosen people to rival whites and the jews in the final battle for the world

>tfw you were born during the peak of feminism, tinder, and le strong independent women meme and the nice nurturing girls who'd actually make a good wife are few and far between

Feels real bad man

>>34766573
did you know that in sweden, women and men behave more in line with traditional gender roles than they do here?

turns out when you make an actually egalitarian society (instead of a society that forces women to be men), men and women tend to gravitate towards natural roles

but no, that should be illegal to say, that's sexist, better live in a hell world where everything is the opposite of what it should be XD

>>34766573
Yep, real real bad.

>>34766558
Regardless, the images are dumb and you remain a cuck. Good day sir.

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>>34766558
I'm pretty much out of those types of images though I have a few slightly related ones.

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>>34766573
>Born just in time for AI waifus.
>You'll be too old to enjoy them.

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>>34766611
>>34766604
I think calling someone a cuck for posting an image set similar to the OP image is a little immature. I understand that mummy makes you go to bed early for school in the morning but you don't have to take it out on strangers on the internet.

>>34766648
how the fuck did japs manage to combine the confucian work ethic with actual spirit and heart?

like everyone in Japan is a hard worker AND has a personality. whereas in america you're lucky to see the latter.

I mean, honestly, they're simply OP.

>>34766363
truly he flew too close to the sun. a parable of excess

>>34766167
I'm sorry anon. RIP. I hope you two can enjoy that chili together.

>>34766648
If only you'd stop being a cuck so I wouldn't have to keep pointing it out.

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>>34766648
>>34766890
I suggest using a television because projecting like this is expensive.

>>34767064
how do we get to their level, bros?