>tfw you will never experience pregnancy

>tfw pregnant with a vw jetta

the fact that I can help create living beings with my cock and balls provides me with an equally tremendous feeling of satisfaction

>>34765443
no person should be that big.

>>34765668
>implying it's not sexy as hell

>tfw will never knock girl up and suck her milk while she's preggo

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Why would you want that?

qwe

Am currently pregnant, second time. Feels good man.

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Do you want to get big?

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Do you want to be a mommy?

>>34766024
this is too big

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Do you like the idea of carrying something alive inside of you?

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>you will never have life growing inside you
>you will never feel the baby kick and let people touch your tummy
>you will never experience the special bond that only mother and newborn baby can experience

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>>34766030
We can go much bigger.

>>34766049
why is she orgasming from this

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>>34765958
Fucking missed one.

>>34766060
Because she's pregnant. Bitches love being pregnant.

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>>34765443
Honey...I have to tell you something...

I'm pregnant...

WITH RAGE!!!

>>34765984
posts like this always weird me out. I dont know how I woulf feel if my mom was a robot, it would be kind of strange

and yet, in this context, it is hot as well

>>34766223
If I ever found out that my mother browsed 4chan I would disown her.

>>34766263
if my mom browsed 4chan that would honestly be based as hell

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>>34765984
No you're not. You're not even female. I'm not going to even bother asking for pics because you could just get one off the internet and say it's yours.

But more on-topic

>YWN be a girl with an incestuous twin sister to be pregnant with

>>34766543
>girl with an incestuous twin sister to be pregnant with
Then how was babby formed?

>>34766543
>No you're not.

Oky doky kiddo.

>>34766623
post a picture of your pregnant belly

>>34766623
>that dumb spelling mistake
>two in a row

oh shit guys, anon confirmed for woman

>>34766553
>Turkey baster
>Desperate robot
>Magic

Use your imagination, man.

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>fembot
>want to be a mother
>hate children

>>34766944
h-how? what does being a mother mean, if not children?

>>34767054
i like the idea of motherhood, but i don't like kids

>>34767565
but what is the idea of motherhood, if you remove the element of children? I mean what does that mean to you?

>>34767602
i like the idealized version of kids i guess

something sweet and cute that loves you and depends on you and you have a happy bond

but in real life kids are loud and annoying and they cry and poop and smell and they can just forget how to breathe

>>34767645
>something sweet and cute that loves you and depends on you and you have a happy bond
>but in real life kids are loud and annoying and they cry and poop and smell and they can just forget how to breathe
Kids irl are both of these things

If you do your job right as a mother, they'll be more of the former

>>34767735
I can't see myself being a good mother though, I'm kind of lazy

I've got doggies and it's enough I think

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>>34766944
it'll change when youre older

>tfw 28 and suddenly baby crazy

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>>34768890
please don't wait too long or your eggs will turn toxic and you'll make more retards like me

>tfw mommy was 38 when she had me

>>34765443
>procreating in the current year instead of adopting
wew lass

>>34767645
Maybe be a good parent then.

>>34769189
listen to this guy, cucking yourself is so cool these days not to mention sexy as fuck

>i want to carry a parasite in me for several months
>then after that i want it to fuck up the rest of my life

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>>34769306
that's easier said than done, my man

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>>34765443
>>34765668
It could always be worse, I suppose.

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>you will never, ever experience this sensation

pregnant ladies like seeing strangers' penises in public. i like to flash my penis to ladies, but usually they get mad or laugh or call the police. but when i show pregnant ladies they're like "oooh..." and they're fascinated with it and want to touch it. i don't let them though, i'm not about to let myself get molested by some willy-touching she-creep.

>>34769472
tfw at some stages of pregnancy women get super horny due to their hormones
>>34769379
:'(

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>>34765443

She's a big girl

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