Hi robots xD I've been wondering if you would date a girl

>>34765387
Thar girl looks like me trying to be a trap

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>>34765387

textless posts are not encouraged

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>>34765428
What's a trap?

>>34765428

how better to appeal to /r9k/obots?

>>34765387
Take a picture of your penis next to an unsharpened no.2 pencil and a piece of paper with the current date and time where you're at so we can get a gist of if you're robot material and begin the application process.

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>>34765534
Sorry anon your going to have to work harder my body is a temple

I have not seen attention whoring this hard in years. This level of it used to be banned in YouTube

>>34765387
So, op, want to go out and get some coffee and come over to my place and have a platonic relationship?

>>34765659
Maybe, is there a place where I can DM you anonymous?

how do I know you are real girl

>>34765693
Aaarghpeeeji on skype

You know the protocol, tits or gtfo

>>34765387
Hey op I think I fit the bill. Little pudgy nothing major and just looking for someone to be chill and talk with. So wassup?

>>34765387
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB PRIMORDIAL WHORE

>>34765387
How the fuck do I get an eyebrow gf?

>>34766843
>primordial whore
What did he mean by this

>>34765387
in all honesty i would smash but her face is fucking hilarious

>>34765693
cluelessbastard on kik

I'll post skype if you'd prefer it.

>>34765387
>>34765456
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>>34765693
how many men have you had sex with?

oreganolli

Dear Kelly, stop.
Please stop. Stop.
Sincerely, a non-moose.

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>>34767110
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>>34766942
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>>34765861
Wow you boys are thirsty :P

>>34767098
2 girls
No men so far but I'm curious

STOP USING MAKEUP ON YOUR EYEBROWS

WHY DO WOMEN DO THIS

Half the girls in San Diego City college look like this girl.

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No one wants you, ok

your eyebrows are horrid and i cant look past the blackbelt-in-sucking-dick choker.

you're gonna have to post proof because I don't believe this bait in the slightest.

>>34767337
Did you provide a timestamp or are all this niggas just working off supposition

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>>34767397
little uncomfortable virgins telling me why I shouldn't love myself
try again sweetie you seem like a short one

>>34767480
post fucking timestamp or no one will love you

>>34767555
a what? What's a time stamp doesn't it say when I posted this

>>34767480
You're not a very convincing troll.

origironi.

>>34767578
take a picture of yourself holding a sign/paper that says the date and time or w/e

>>34767480
i have similar giant front teeth with a gap in them.

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You can love yourself without wanting r9k to do the same

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>>34767349
>normies want to dat a chick with fading eyebrows like pic related

Abandon thread everyone

>>34767324
Not them, but I don't know what you expected. Also show penis.

>>34765387
Fuck, she reminds me of Sarah Silverman

>>34767811
reminds me of a horse, personally.