Are you still close to your busty female friend? When was the

>>34764628
stop making these threads for your silly fantasies. if you continue I will contact the post master. thanks

...what female friends?.

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>tfw F cup
>bisexual, I beat it to chicks with big tits too
>at a bar, I mentioned some of my favorite big tit porn stars for the sake of a joke
>one of my work colleagues recognized the names and laughed
>later
>it's obvious he has a crush on me
>mfw I sort of get why he has a crush on me now

>>34764971
>Judging guy for being into exactly the same thing you are.

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>bust female friend mains support

>>34765182
Not judging him. It's just weird, is all to sort of have insight into a person's head like that.

>>34764628
...what friends?.
originaljkhasfdjhklasdkfl

>>34764971
Are all titcows as arrogant and self-important as you? Should I just stop caring about them and just find a gf with normal features?

>>34764628
I married my big tits friend

>>34765270
>say I'm not into a guy because I'm basically gay
>anons get this triggered
You guys DO have mommy issues.

>>34765328
>basically gay
You said bisexual.

>it's obvious he has a crush on me
Presumptuous.

>mfw
>posts disgusted face
Clearly indicates how you view him.

Also, where did the mommy issues thing come from?

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>>34764628
>tfw I confessed to my busty female friend and got the old "you're a great friend" and we never talked again

>>34765382
>you said bisexual
What is the kinsey scale?

>presumptuous
>guy texting me non-stop
>offering to buy me food
>hinting about Valentine's Day
>two of my coworkers who went drinking with him texted me like "he hasn't stopped talking about you"
>presumptuous

> Clearly indicates how you view him.
It's more being weirded out at someone having a sexual inclination for you.

>giant titcow thread
>no mommy issues

Hey man, all I was trying to say to anons was that if they have a crush on their busty friends to be aware that she's aware. Then anon got triggered because they projected my disinterest in this guy onto their relationships.

>>34765461
>What is the kinsey scale?
You said "bisexual". This implies middle of the scale.

>guy texting me non-stop
>offering to buy me food
>hinting about Valentine's Day
>two of my coworkers who went drinking with him texted me like "he hasn't stopped talking about you"
Ah, now you include information that lets us form a substantial opinion of this man. We can't read minds, you know.

>It's more being weirded out at someone having a sexual inclination for you.
Okay, I understand that at least.

>Then anon got triggered because they projected my disinterest in this guy onto their relationships.
I've never been with a titcow so I don't know what to expect. Other relationships have gone fine though.

Thanks for clearing that up.

>>34765189

What's the point of having a busty female friend? Sounds frustrating, and like you would inevitably develop a cuckold fetish.

>>34765528
> This implies middle of the scale
And what would you call something that leans to one end of the scale but is not at the poles?

> We can't read minds, you know.

All that needed to be said was "he has a crush on me". I was being brief.

> I've never been with a titcow so I don't know what to expect. Other relationships have gone fine though.

It's basically the same shit as every other relationship. I know some people have said that they might see themselves as having higher sexual value because it's a meme that everyone likes huge tits. Not really my experience. Probably because I like chubby chicks, and they all have low self-esteem. C'est la vie.

>>34765528
Stop arguing with tranny roleplayers

>female friend

wut wtf?

>>34765557

Busty female friends usually are okay with cuddling, casual nudity, and casual touching.

>>34765727
even if that were true, it would still lead to a cuckold fetish

haven't had a busty friend in a while, don't really hang with too many girls.
my gf has a fat ass I like to squeeze and slap

>>34764628
Not really. She can fuck right off. She found a Chad bf.

I still remember how she was going for me, though. Shame nothing came out of it.

>>34764628
No
She let me see them in 11th grade

>>34764971
>>34765328
>>34765461
>>34765639
And suddenly I don't want a female friend anymore

>>34765296
I'm dating mine. Feels good man!

>friend
Oh, cool, I guess.
>female
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34766826
I have a first date with mine soon. Can't wait!

>>34766736
Good.

Female friends are the worst. One of my best friends for over a year was a girl and she turned into a manipulative cunt for Chad.

Yeah we're still really good friends. I don't try to touch her tits but when it happens it just happens neither of us make a big deal out of it. A lot of people think we're a couple so no one tries to date her.

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>>34764971
>>tfw F cup
>>bisexual, I beat it to
>I beat it
>beat it
>beat

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>meet cute girl in tutoring center
>turns out she has a boyfriend :(
>turns out her boyfriend likes to be cucked :)

Biggest tits I've ever seen/felt and in two years they haven't even slightly lost their appeal.

>>34765270
No, I'm shy and quiet as a mouse. But I am friendly.

t. your local H cup titcow who needs friends to love

>rummage through her dirty laundry
>find bra
>32H
>inhale deeply

Should have stolen it and fapped into it

>>34770556
Dude bras are expensive, especially if she needs specialty bras.

>>34764628
>having a friend of any kind

excuse me norman?

>>34770582
>tfw my bras are $50 minimum
>have to order online because stores only stock up to F

>>34770371
I can be your friend, are you from Germany?

>>34770582
>>34770556
>Dude bras are expensive, especially if she needs specialty bras.
Yeah man, don't steal her bras. Just ask her for one, I'm sure she'll understand.

>>34770371
>shy, not arrogant or self-important
>jumps at the chance to attention whore
Whew.

>>34770624
I mean if you're gonna do something that shitty at least have the common decency to leave some cash lying around so you're not doubly fucking her up.

>>34770611
Wow, another bot from Germany.
No, I'm not a titcow or even female for that matter.

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>>34770643
Wouldn't that make it worse since she would then just feel like a whore? I mean, not that that bothers women these days.

>>34770371
>friend
>to love

Which one is it?

I guess i could steal her bra fap into it then wash and return it

>>34770825
There you go. One just needs the common courtesy to be an upstanding and decent pervert.

>>34770706
:(
Woher?
Nicht originaler Kommentar

>>34771217
Ostwestfalen-Lippe, Und selbst?

>>34771453
Naehe Duesseldorf. Biste into looksmaxing?

>>34771533
Bitte was?

>>34771570
Machst du looksmaxing?

>>34771731
Nope. Sorry. War nicht so aktiv am Monitoren hier

Do busty female friends really help with depression?

>>34764628
She's not that busty and has an ugly face. Also we're not friends

>>34766405
I slap my moms ass. I was thinking about it today and I think I'm going to stop forever.

>>34773862
how did you start doing it in the first place?

>>34764628
>female friend
Good joke OP.

>>34773879
I've done it since I was a kid. It's not sexual for me, it's just like how sports teams do it. I.e, she goes to work today and I slapped her ass on the way out. Usually I don't think about it but today I did after and thought to myself "Wow, that's weird as fuck and could be perceived as sexual"

Nothing like hugging a busty female friend and feeling like a human being.

>>34774847
I love that feeling, but I haven't felt it in a long time.

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What does it feel like to grope Leanne Crow sized breasts?

>>34764628
Women with large butts/boobs are mostly attracted to black males and often date them exclusively

>>34764971
What's the deal with big titted females and bisexuality

>>34775439
Leanne Crow dates black men exclusively.

>>34776045
It most likely that they're fat and have to broaden their availability by pretending to be bi

>>34776078
irrelevant post

>>34764628
Married her
>Work from home 3 days a week
>Lunch time she brings me coffee and a snack
>Last thing I do is motorboat her before she goes
>always make her giggle

>>34776078
Little known fact: Black men also have nerves in their hands. Also I doubt very much she would turn down any random Chad she met in the club even if she prefers black men. Girls might prefer one race or another but their real preference is always guys who are hot.

>>34764971
>tfw 36 ddd & bi.
if you like black grills, let me take you on a d8. <3

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>Have big titty redhead nurse gf
>Really nice, cooks good food, is kind and funny
>Specialist nurse so she earns decent money in Bongland
>She's taking me on holiday in about a week
>Paying for the flights and hotels
>She wants to come back home with me after and meet my parents/ spend a couple of days at home with me
>Said she's my sugar mama

Is this it? Am I going to achieve house husband nirvana?

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>tfw too ugly to have a big titty gf

>>34777767
What the fuck

How can you be this lucky? You are living the genderswapped version of Instagram-famous Stacy.

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>>34777810

this fucking feel right here is worse than the pain of death

>>34775439
Tits THAT big look just so ridiculous, especially in normal day to day life.

Not that I don't jack off to those tho.

>>34777767
you are set lad

>>34777823
We were fuckbuddies in 6th form, had no idea she liked me until I was told. Got flat out rejected at prom and when her friend told me I just walked up and kissed her when I was shit faced. Took her virginity but told her before hand I didn't want to commit to anything because we were going to uni 300 miles apart.

Been through uni, kept in touch and met a couple of times. I can tell she really likes me, I want to give it a shot because I've been alone for 6 years now and she's a great person.

>>34776078

Incorrect she also dates pakis

>>34764628
She never gave me back my copy of Occarina of Time or my Watchmen book.

>>34777667
PLZ BE IN L O N D O N
NEED TO FUCK BLACK WHORE
L O N D O N ! ! !