What is the best way to dispose of a body? Seriously though i

>>34764525
probably acid
or chopping the body in pieces and burning them or something like that

b& and underage.

small chunks and a bunch of acid probably?

flush the soup down the toilet

then baking soda and lemon juice and tomato to get rid of smell

I learn all this from tv

chop it up and dispose in some apartment complex dumpster. don't be a fucking idiot and let anyone find it, quadruple bag that shit.

>>34764544
I live in an urban area and where am i supposed to get powerful acid. Plus what do i do with the leftover goo.

>>34764525
pics or you're lying. deliver or be shunned my dude

>>34764525
Just find a secluded spot and burn it. Destroys all DNA evidence and they won't know who it is.

>>34764565
Shh theyre watching>>34764565
Maybe i should atart using proxies for this jic

>>34764593
>I live in an urban area
so did jeffrey dahmer, that didn't stop him

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in case this thread becomes famous
hi

>>34764690
Fair enough, jack you're a faggot poser who cannot even Slav squat like me. You're not even a real Slav.
(If this is real that is)

>>34764525
Shit dude its been three days and it smells. I dont want them to send anyone to my apartment. I need a quick clean fix like rite now xD

>>34764525
Green text it buddy boy.

>>34764777
(My trippps don't lie, so you better fucking green text it real or fake.)

>>34764777
Im a newfag literally just came here bc i saw an article about how 4chan spreads hate. I came to create more problems. Im not a vet, call me a fag. Also how do i sign in xD

>>34764593
flush it down a manhole or something

>>34764525
Do it like a hard drive:
Format it
smash it w/ a hammer
run a magnet over it (really strong one)
boil the bits (for a body maybe acid)
but bits in small plastic baggies
put baggies in dumpsters around town not near your feckin house

>>34764525
Sewage pond

>>34764525
Just chop it up and eat it.

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Robots are very good at getting rid of dead normans.