haven't done/seen one of these in ages rlrlrlrlrl

Rolling. But also adding this sentence as to appease the robot with an original post.

>>34762335
Rolling for orange

>>34762335
35 points

>$10,000/year --> 35 points
i'm fine with 100k payout...not worth suffering for more

>regular room --> 25 points
don't want to go insane

>music room --> 20 points
sounds awesome.

>fast food --> 10 points
like it anyway

>unlimited beer --> 0 points

>18% chance of cold --> 25 points
I can just drink away the bad feelings anyway

>shit TV --> 22 points
don't watch much telly. can just stream baseball and torrent stuff

>mac pro --> 7 points
needed.

>hygenic package --> 4 points
showering is nice. can wash clothes in shower

>temperature --> 1 point
only thing left really.

>>34762335
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroland barthes

>>34762335
These are good threads rolling

Going to just assume 30 and it's still easy.

+25 for isolation
$10,000
Shit room
Fast food
Washer, TP, hygiene, temp
Top-of-line PC
Marijuana

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>>34762335
Roll. Fucking robot dont ban me REEE

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>>34762335
-$100,000,000 (65)
-Shit Room (1)
-Gourmet Food (20)
-Washer and Dryer (5)
-Toilet Paper (1)
-Hygienic Package (3)
-Library (10)
=105

+Lose Contact with friends/senpai. (25)
+Chance of head cold. (25)
105-50=

55

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>>34762669
I-I did it, anon.
So can you!

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Tbh I don't understand why you robots aren't testing your chances more.
If you die does it really matter?

>>34762335
nigger digger bigger nigger

rolling
reeeeeee origonal

>>34762335

rolling again cause i got a shit roll last time

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>>34762335
beep boo beep

>>34762335
Roll me gud desu.

I am rolling and hope I get blessed with a high last two digits!

>>34762335
High roll please og

>>34762335
Time for solitary confinement

Variable points, that's a new mechanic.

riggity rammy rolly

Debating if I should buy OW while I do this

>>34762335
alright I will roll

what will i get

GRWESSRFBSRFnb

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>>34762335
roll and delete 4chan bot

>>34762335
Rolling for:

Regular Room
Gourmet Food
Gym

Any entertainment would be a bonus.

im as gay at is gets

Rolling, but may not participate.

>>34762872
>$10k/year
72 points remaining

>Regular Room
62 points remaining

>Gourmet Food
42 points remaining

>Toilet Paper 1pt
>Washer/Dryer 5pt
>Hygiene 3pt
>Temp Control 3pt
30 points remaining

>Good Computer - 15pt
15 points remaining

>Unlimited liquor - 10pt
5 points remaining

>Pentium 3 computer -2pt
3 points remaining
This one's for porno

>Cleanliness - 3pt
0 points remaining
Because whatever, extra points

lets see how I do!

>>34762335
Rolling origigamo

Fighting a monkey with one hand.

>>34762806

cut fingers off = +25
everybody forgets me = +25
roll 6 = +30

total assets: 80

100,000/year = 30
shit room = 31
fast food = 41
hygiene = 44
temp control = 47
toilet paper = 48
top of the line PC = 63
HD TV = 73
game consoles = 78
pentium 3 computer because lol2points

total liabilities = 80

i hope this works out well rollllll

I roll not because I have to... but because I WANT to.

time to r0ll

>>34762335
rolololololololollllloolol

>>34762961
Oh fuck yeah.
I take a shit room for 1 point.
Washer/Dryer/Wardrobe 5 points
Toilet Paper 1
Hygiene 1
Temp 5
Computer 5
Library 10
Cleanliness 3
Fast Food 10
10,000 year 0
HD TV 10
I'll finish up with the library for 10.
I think I got 1 point left over.

>>34762335
rlrrlrllrlrrlrllrlrrlrlrrll

rolling

original asdfasdfasdf

>>34762335
Roll for everything all at once

>>34763046
I'm also assuming I don't need unlimited intoxicants because I couldn't even get close to smoking 10,000 dollars worth of marijuana, why would I need unlimited? We are talking maybe 2,000 most per year. You didn't say what my salary could be spent on.

>>34762335
I'd love to see if I can get a comfortable life with the girl I love after this.

>>34763117

this is my third motherfucking <30 roll

fuck. again.

>>34762335
rolling, not very originally though

>>34762335
Roll. Is that it? Am I supposed to say something else so da robuts don getme

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>>34762335
>>34762857
>salary
$10,000 a year
>room
Regular Room
>facilities
Hygenic package, Washer & Dryer, Temp Control and Library
>Entertainment
Top of the Line Computer
>Delivery
Fast Food

>>34763169
Holy shit I got 34,763,169 points. I buy all the expensive stuff. Top luxury. I've made it boys.

>>34763196
You got 69. Still pretty damn good.

>>34762335
Eh sure, let's see how many points I get!

>>34762335
roll please be original :/

>>34762335
road roller.
Wryyyyyyyyy

>>34762335
roll desu desu desu

>>34762335
Lets fuggin do this m8s

Rolland

Origami

>>34762335
rolllllllloringal

>>34762335
roll.

aoewrj

originale

>>34762335
This post is actually a roll post. Pleases excuse it.

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>>34762335
Rolling so originally as not to entice wrath from the gods

Rolly Polly pls be high

RTD baby

>>34762867

rolled 43
head cold +25

68
shit room = 1
gourmet food = 21
hygienic package = 24
toilet paper = 25
health clinic = 30
Washer and dryer = 35
Library = 45
Music Room = 50
Pentium Computer = 52
Unlimited 100 point wine = 62
temp control = 65
cleanliness = 68

Rolling for the points point in my opinion you must be a big puddle soaking them both are legends and will NEVER EVER COME BACK.

>>34763133
It's 10 years of solitary confinement; how do you think you're buying shit? You can only arrange for services to be provided via points before your confinement, then you get paid on release

lets have a good roll

>>34763139
I choose the everyone forgets me package
39 points +25
64 points
I'll be modest. I don't need much.
>$10k/year 0
>Bread -1
>Regular room -10
>Hygienic package -3
>Toilet paper - 1
>Temp control -3
>health clinic -5
>Cleanliness - 3
>Top of the line PC bundle thing -15
>Unlimited sex with the woman of my choosing for one hour -20
>Shit TV -2

I hope the woman I choose can't say no or this is a really sad predicament I've gotten myself into.

>>34762335
Rolling

hopefully I can have a comfortable time and not go insane

>>34763686
10 regular room
10 fast food
1 toilet paper
65 1,000,000/year

99 get kiddo

I have at least 30 points.
I don't use my pinkies, and I won't talk to my friends after this.

80 points.

right off the bat, I'm going to go for the unlimited sex, as that would be useful forever as well as the pc, so I can just run emulators for the old games and use torrents for the new ones. I'm kind of a food nazi, so I'll want gourmet food.

I'm now down to 25 points

Hygiene, temp control, toilet paper and autocleaning rooms cost ten total, so I'm down to 15.

A health clinic insures I survive, and the regular room is an upgrade for me.

As a recap:

Assuming the worst, I have a regular size room that cleans itself with a shower and a good themostat. Inside this room, I'm delivered gourmet food every day where I can eat as I play unlimited video games on my PC with torrents and emulators. When I get bored, I can do body exercises and get fit, and I don't have to worry about killing myself from doing them wrong. After that, I can have sex as much as I want with whoever I want every day for 10 years. I get out with $100,000 after a life of luxury and self improvement.

>>34762335
i'm on a
>roll

regan...o

>>34763772
with my 42 extra points, I take the headache debuff as well and leave with 10 million.

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>>34762335
Posting some OC. Still a Work in progress though.

>>34762335
rollllled

originaal

>>34762335
Rooooooooling
Originalal

>>34762335
Huujjjjjjjjjjj66

>>34762335
110 points

>1,000,000/year, 65 points

>Regular Room, 10 points

>Library, 10 points

>Gym, 10 points

>Toilet Paper, 1 point

>Hygenic Package, 3 points

>HDTV, 10 points

Did pretty well desu. I'll be 29 and extremely rich by the time I get out

This sounds really easy as a poor BR

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>>34762335
rolling commencing in

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

rollerinojkhlsdakjhjshladfjlkhjsakdlfhjklashjdlkjhflsadkjljfksdlajklsdafkhjlsdfa

>>34762335
i am timing a roll so i get dubs

>>34763868
Brown Pill - make a story about a god that makes me a god that's immortal and can do anything I want with no limitations before destroying himself and bring him to life

I become god in only one pill.

Knowing my luck, I'll get less than 30.

>>34762335
rolling fora as many points as i can some how get origannnally

rolly polly give me some points

rollongerino

>>34762335
hit me up before you go-go

>>34764048
go somewhere else, bot

also you'd probably rape anyone who went with you

Rollerino. It's original, I swear, cunts.

>>34764048
I'm interested anon, if you're serious and aren't planning to do something mean

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>>34764099
fuck yeah.

ill take 20k a year easy.

huge room - 15
gourrmet food - 20
gym - 10
tp + hygenic + temp - 7
music room - 5
library - 10
hdtv - 10
unlimited sex - 20

someone can have my left over 2 points.

>this is basically my life right now

Rollin

ree this is original

Rolling mofo

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>>34763968
oh shit I got 68

>Lodging
Regular room looks comfiest

>Food
Gourmet Food and
Fast Food - I need my tendies
Bread - I got 1 extra point

>Facilities
Hygiene Package - I don't want to get sick from poo poo pee pee cum cum. I also don't want lice/lost teeth/etc

Music Room

Toilet Paper

Washer and Dryer
fuck the full wardrobe I just need my jammies

cleanliness

temp control

>Entertainment

Top notch PC

>>34764227
oh I went over. Fuck temp control

>>34764207
you rolled dubs so you get double points, you can have 198 points

>>34764263
it says salary is doubled not points

>>34762335

pls be high post

yes thank u

oregnao

roll fgjkjrsasfhkll

>>34762335
roll for head cold

rollan

jews did not do 9/11

>>34762335
Let's roll out robot bois.

>>34762335
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, BITCH THIS AIN'T CHIPOTLE

rollyl-0-polli

>>34762335
rolling for love senpai

Yeah. I'll take the gamble.

Roll
Might as well pick unlimited sex to finally lose my virginity. I can get laid every night

>>34764180
$100 000
huge room
fast food
washer and dryer+wardrobe.
toilet paper
music room.
hygienic package.
temp control
cleaninless
library
health clinic
HDTV
consoles
top PC
total: 125.
My points: 80
I will give away everyone I know (nobody cares about me anyway) and 2 of my fingers.
Still have 5 extra points lads hahaha.

I want a limitless supply of chili and hentai

Time to r-r-roll.

>>34762335
Kek will not forsake me

>>34762335
>anyone not getting temp control

>>34762335
Rolling for dubs...

Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub

Let's get these points, kek be with me.

>>34764400
>Double 0's
Ouch.

shouldn't be too bad, most of the time i live like this anyway, though without the payout or potential for sex

Roll
Id actually really like to be isolated for 10 years with a badass PC, unlimited sex, unlimited toxinogens, and fast food. Seems more like a paradise then a sacrifice to me. Also you get free money.

>>34762335
what a shit tier /b/ garbage thread

fuck off

>>34762335
I want to play again. I want to see what life's like in the shit-lane.

>>34762335
lets see what i get, rolling for the best

>>34762335
I guess I'll do that oregano roll.

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D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DO IT

I'm not sure I could do it with less than 90 points, but we'll find out.

Roll
Oregamio

rol ing orig

>>34764521
Oh fuck.
Alright, I'm gonna give myself a handicap and say there's a girl I'd like to meet after I get out, and I'm doing this for a spiritual reason, so nofap 100%(She'll of course have been blacked and forgotten about me by then) and I don't want to come to any bodily harm.

10k a year
Shit room -1
Bread - 1
Health clinic - 5
Toilet paper -1
Hygenic package - 3
Temp control -3
Library - 10
cleanliness -3
Shit tv (For some sound so I can retain sanity) -2

1 point left over
EZ

Rich pls

>>34762335
>>34764367
67 Pts.
>Have everyone forget I exist for 25 extra points
92 Pts.
>10,000/year
>Huge Room
77 pts.
>Fast Food Daily
67 Pts.
>Unlimited Puss Puss
47 Pts.
>HDTV
37 Pts
>Every game
32 Pts.
>Top of the line PC
17 Pts.
>Library
7 Pts.
>Toilet Paper
6 Pts.
>Hygenic Package
3 Pts.
>Temp Control
0 Pts.

>>34762335

rolly rollin

>tfw this will never happen
Kind of depressing desu. Even if I only get 30 points it's still better than my real life.

>>34762335
rollalarino

I am going to roll now

roly poly oling

>>34762335
hawhaw rollin fer thsi

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>>34764567
$10k per year
>67 points left

Huge room
>52 points left

Computer
>37 points left

Gourmet food
>17 points left

Gym
>7 points left

Toilet paper
>6 points left

Cleanliness
>3 points left

Hygenic Package
>3 points

Might as well roll cause I literally nothing else to do, fuck you op

>>34762335
shark attack 123453261

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>>34764581
Cool, I'll also choose the everyone forgets me package for +25.

Points=106

>$100,000 per year=76
I'd like to have some sort of future when I get out.

>Regular Room=66
I have to have a little room to walk around.

>Fast Food=56
I like fast food, and gourmet is overrated.

>Toilet Paper=55
I have to be able to wipe my ass.

>Hygenic Package=52
You get rashes and shit if you don't shower.

>Temp Control=49
I hate being hot.

>Cleanliness=46
I hate bugs.

>Top of the line PC=31
I can torrent movies, anime, tv shows, and vidya. I could also emulate old vidya.

>Unlimited Sex=11
I would normally rather get the library and gym, but there's no porn allowed on the PC.

>Unlimited Marijuana=1
I'd never be bored at this point. Not with the sex, weed, and vidya.

>I wipe my ass with the final point=0

rolling for a comfy life

CAPTCHA was a street sign a few miles away from me

>>34764814
Fuck. I guess I'm taking the top of the line computer, shit room, TP, hygenic package, washer and dryer, bread, and cleanliness. The last point will be for tax deduction.

>>34762335
I really do hope this post counts as original so I can participate in this fun and interesting game!

Time to roll for even more points.

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>>34762335
amputated fingers (both pinky fingers): +25
$1,000,000 = -65

Shit room (looks comf af) = -1

toilet paper cause I guess I have to :^) = -1
health clinic (cause that 1% chance makes me paranoid) = -5
temp control (so I'm not miserable 24/7) = -3
hygienic package (so I don't get painful cavities) = -3
>cleanliness = -3
>(i'll be sitting around all the time; no point in a gym, or clean clothes if they're not getting dirty)
>(a library/music room would be cool but is ultimately useless seeing as I can torrent/stream everything with the computer)

fast food because at the very least I could get salads from Wendy's = -10

god-tier computer = -15
HD TV/movies/cable = -10
console game package = -5

total spent: 96
>4 points left
I would get the shit tv/computer but considering my room is tiny the less space taken up the better, so fuck the 4 points

Rolling is very important.

rolllllllllll
state of oregon o

>>34762335
roll of originalityy

I am rolling originally so that the robot doesn't strike me down for being "unoriginal"

oregon rolller

Rolling for a good time tonight.

>>34762335
rollers!!!11!!

>>34762335
ayyyyyyyyy roll

not original with that many y's

>>34762335
rollerboi

dinner rollins

>>34762335
I wonder what ill gets

This coment is oreganal xd

>>34762335
rolltown

Rollin schmollin

Rolllllllllll Ghhnhhhjj

>>34762335
Roll me up babeeeee

>>34762335
It's real rolling time

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>>34762335
god damnit, henry rollins

>>34762335
rolling for the point of rolling

>>34762335
i guess im rolling for this thing then

>>34762335
Rollerino
Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34762335
hope to be rich so i can live in my own NEET cave hq

fuck all dis talking lettuce do it

Roll
Oraoraoraoraoraoraorignial

>>34762335
rolling will figure out how to allocate later.

>>34762335
rolleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>34762335
hmmmmmmmmm a d hm

Betteyeyeyeueueuekeowofjnfm

>>34765297
>97 points
- $100k salary 30p
- regular room 10p
- fast food 10p
- top end PC 15p
- unlimited sex 20p
- TP 1p
- washer dryer 5p
- hygenic package (shower) 3p
- thermostat 3p
30+20+15+10+10+5+3+3+1 = 97

>>34762335
rooooooolllliiing bb

>>34765269
+everyone forgets me
>94
>huge room
>hygenic, temp, cleanliness
>69
>top shelf liquor
>59
>gym, library
>39
>good computer
>24
>gourmet food
>4
>health clinic

seems pretty comfy desu. no toilet paper but I can shower. fuck clothes when I live alone imo.

>>34762335
originariol maximum

>>34762335

Roll me some good shit

Rollin beep beep

Please let me roll kind original robot overlord

roll desu


o-fucking-riginal

>>34762335
I'm gonna roooool

Oregon

Yup chk iudjdjjddj

>>34762335
rowwlin

>>34762335
rolling you fucking useless niggers

>>34762335
Rollinvgggggggg

>>34762335
hcggfjmnfes

rolling because i just realized valentine is in 4 days and i got extremely depressed

>>34762335
stupid fucking shitpost moron

>>34762335
I have great faith in my ability to get what I want.

>>34762335
Lets see Looking for 99 please

>>34762335
rolling ejvnvjernvjern

87

- 15 for huge room = 72
- 20 for gourmet food = 52
- 3 shower = 50
- 3 temp = 47
- 3 cleanliness = 44
- 15 tv plus vidya = 29
- 15 computer = 14
- 10 twenty sex credits = 4
- 1 toilet paper i guess = 3
- 1 bread = 2
- 1 shit tv = 0

big room to make sure I have space to spread out

gourmet food because it's 10 years

shower/temp/cleanliness. i'd just lay in the shower some days. i meant to just wash my ass after every shit and not bother with toilet paper but I ended up with extra points I couldn't spend another way

tv plus vidya for jacking off and vidya

computer to keep me sane and let me shitpost. can torrent books and music. mac speakers are fine, i don't care. saves me points instead of buying a music room

sex credits because every other option was covered. alcohol is a meme

toilet paper because i only had 3 points

bread because I can crunch it all up into a football and lay on my bed and toss it

second tv to leave idling across the room for white noise so it sounds like i have company over

>>34762335
Let's do this oreganisisisimo

>>34766441
10k a year
Normal room
Gourmet food
Toilet Paper
Library
Get rid of my pinkies
Hygienic Package
Cleanliness
Temp Control
HD TV
Sex

>>34762335
rororororororolll oregana

>>34766488
A'ight. 88.

-100k a year 30pts
-Shit room 1 pt
-Toilet paper 1 pt
-Health clinic 5 pts
-Hygienic 3 pts
-Top PC 15 pts
-Unlimited sex 20 pts
-Fast food 10 pts
-Cleanliness 3 pts

>>34762335

escapism roll life

>>34762335
Roll originally

>>34762335

rollerinos for unlimited sex with waifus

>>34766374
>74 points
I knew I was right to have faith.

>$100,000/year (30)
I'll have a nice one million dollars to buy myself a nice house and start a new life when I get out.

>Huge room (15)
>tfw have an autistic need to walk around a lot and like big open spaces

>Top-line PC (15)
I've always wanted one of these.

>Health Clinic (5)
Having a 1 - .99^10 = 9.56% chance of dying over ten years is too much of a risk

>Hygenic Package (3)
I'd be very irritated by myself if I couldn't bathe or brush my teeth

>Cleanliness (3)
I like bright and clean areas.

>Toilet Paper (1)
I can't allow myself to be that degenerate.

>Bread (1)
If I'm allowed various kinds of bread, this is awesome. If not, then I'll live.

>Total point usage: 73/74
Now I am relatively happy and comfortable with the only drawback being I won't have much room to sprint around in and I will have a pretty barren meal everyday. Mission accomplished.

>>34766668

68.

1mil a year, shit room, bread, head cold, unlimited sex, temp control, shit computer, toilet paper

>>34762335
you know what. roll

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:^) just point me up, senpai

>>34762335
I guess I'll give this a shot, although the fact that you can't cook your own food means that your health is going to plummet.

>>34766700
lol 0 points but at least you doubled your salary.

rolling rolling roll

oregano origami

>>34766812
Wouldn't take the offer. I could make more doing what I'm doing with only 30 points.

rollerionoooo originallly orginal

>>34762335
rolling like the head of a kurdish child

>>34762335
I just want to live.

Damn I hoped that was an original comment.

This shit makes zero sense
>1% chance of dying if you don't choose health clinic
How the fuck does that even work? Is the retard who made this seriously think there is a 1% chance of dying every year?
>Toilet paper
So you're saying that the shower in the hygenic package will magically avoid my ass?
>Full wardrobe
Why the fuck would you need clothes in a prison?
>Goes from bread and water ( which you literally cannot live off of for even a year ) to fast food ( which is possible to live off of but would require the gym to stay healthy )
My fuck this is the dumbest shit
>PC can't view porn but the TV can
This shit makes no sense what the fuck

Who ever made this needs to rethink their life, they don't know shit about balance.

>>34762335
rolling+ extra points with isolation and head cold

>>34762335
Might as well try this.

Lets
RoLLLL

>>34762335
Rolling for this sheeeet

>>34766940
Fix it then senpai desu

>>34762335
Give me a lot of points

>>34762335
rolrorlrolforl

>>34766967
>10k/year
>huge room
>toilet paper
>hygienic package
>temp control
>cleanliness
>health clinic
>fast food
>gym
>sex with a woman for unlimited occasions
>unlimited marijuana
>HD TV with consoles

>>34762335
rollllKILLALLTHEFUCKINGNIGGERS

Rolling on an original river

Not really a fan if you have to roll for your points. I prefer if everyone was on equal footing.

>>34762335
how do I make sure that my comment is original? Do I just keep saying things and hope for the best?

>>34766935
Alright, here we go.

>lose my left first finger and my right third finger 25 points extra

>$10 000 a year 0
>shit room +1
>gourmet food +20
>washer/wardrobe +5
>toilet paper +1
>hygiene +3
>temp +3
>library +10
>gym +10
>health clinic +5
>shit tv +2 (I won't watch it seriously for the shows, I just turn it on sometimes to hear other people's voices)

I would have tried to have more money except there is no point having it if I might die or if I hate my life.

>>34762335
chcek my salary lol!!!!!!!!!!!

rolan ploxplox

please get high amount of points please pleas eplaeaseas

>>34762335
rolling for cerebral stimulation

Ever just said fuk it

rolling threads are nearly impossible to pull off on this board

Rolling for dat home gym

>>34767501
fucking kek oreganos

>>34762335
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllliiinnnnng

in a etremely original way of course

>>34762335
Please hard normal daddy

Who the fuck are you fooling into doing simple addition and multiplication

Post similar images.

Roll
Olli
the same time as a result of the most

>>34762335
rolling for totally original result

>>34767964
>Headcold (+25)
pts: 89
>100k/yr (30)
>shitty room (1)
>fast food (10)
>washer/dryer/wardrobe (5)
>tp (1)
>hygenic (3)
>Clinic (5)
>temp control (3)
>clean (3)
>library (10)
>top PC masterrace (15)
>shite TV (2)

r-r-r-r-r-rollin desu

>>34762335
rollingers desu desu

rolling for da big money

Rollarinio

Woohoo

I love women

Rolling saber chaib ne s

>>34762335
fffffffff oregamooooooos

Rolling
Oregano nigeers

originally rolling an original roll

>original

>>34762335
Rollerarinoarinee

Rollingnacioccinipilini

>>34762335
honestly I'm wasting so much time here

>>34762335
rolloreganomg

>>34762335
dubs get

bogdoriginoff

>>34762335
Rolasldlasdl

rolli-0110001

rolling fur fun

>>34762335

lets roll orignasdposjpdo

>>34762335

original roll do not steal (someone actually already has this)

rollan i guess for some high points please

rerolling because I can and nobody can stop me

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>>34762335
ROLL JEW NIGGER ORIGINAL

Rolling for orjbal ckmment

>>34762335
Me roll

>>34762335
Rolling
Original comment god damn it

>>34762335
Your fortune: Extreme Luck

Ok hit me baby

>>34762335
Rollsgljfsjg;a

Rolling for a fantasy life.

>>34762335
Roll, please make me live good

>>34768953
>53
>10000 a year
>53
>Reg Room
>43
>Washer + Dryer
>38
>Library
>28
>Health Clinic
>23
>Hygenic Package, Temp control, cleanliness
>14
>Fast Food
>4
>Forget every person I have ever knew
>29
>Sex with the women of your choosing, one hour unlimited
>9
>Toilet Paper
>8
>Upgrade to Huge Room with remaining points
>3
>Get PC because fuck it
>1 remaining point

>>34762335
Rrrrrollan thyme

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>>34762335
96 points

>$10k/year - 0
>Gourmet Food - 20
>Regular Room - 10
>Washer + Dryer, Music Room, Library, Health clinic - 25
>Hygienic package, Temp Control, Cleanliness, TP - 10
>HDTV, Consoles, Top PC - 30

1 point left.

>>34763868
Indigo pill, far into the future.

>>34769074
Wish I could have Gourmet food but I can deal with it. Please let this happen to me in real life <3

>>34762335
gogo roll big nombres prease

Cash me outside, how bout dah? Hehe memes

rolling desu

origano

lets see my point count

gift me with high latter digits please senpai

>>34762335
rolling with a dash of originality

rollollolololollllooolollolloll

>>34762335
rollo baggins

>>34762335
i gotta roll a high number

>>34768999
99 pts

69pts Salary:100,000x10(trips bonus)= 1mil per year
10 mil payout baby

59pts Reg Room
i need space

39pts Gourmet food
fuck tendies

29pts TP, Hygiene, Temp,Clean
dirty is bad, and ill mostly just go nude so no need for many clothes, can just use shower to clean stuff

9pts unlimited sex
oh baby

4pts clinic
why risk it with these odds?

0pts shit tv and pentium 3
all thats left, retro gaming is fine anyway

>>34762335
I only need TP.

>>34769438
Pentium III : 2 pts
TP : 1 pt
Library : 10 pt
Hygienic package : 3 pts
Gourmet food : 20 pts
Shit room 1 pt
Total : 37 pts
bye, see ya in 10 years.

>>34762335
so I have to make two posts
this wasn't thought out very well was it

>>34762335
Roll coal my Nicole

>>34762335
Hofvkjtfkyfmyde

post more of these pics I want to roll once again

>>34769478
78
10,000/year
78
regular room
68
gourmet food
48
hygienic package, toilet paper
44
unlimited sex
22
top of the line PC
7
health clinic
2

>>34762335
Surprise sometime I'll come around when you're rolling

>started trying to make my own meme CYOA
>only came up with a single idea

ree I'm dumb and should be dead.

LEGEJD rve r r f r r

THEREJDHd

>>34762335
rollo-

>>34762335
the most recent original rolls, so i don't get muted

>>34762335
Rolling for something good. (fuck the Robot).

rollo for3ver

bing bong uh ah aah

Let's EPL down s d d d d a bit y

>>34763868
Brown pill
>make the perfect friend who is intelligent, insightful, charismatic, practical, altruistic etc.
>he's also a fucking magician and can create all of the pills listed while also creating an additional SHIT PILL that allows you to consume all pills you want without the side effect of death

I then eat the SHIT PILL and take the Indigo pill, gray pill, clear pill, yellow pill, rainbow pill, brown pill again (multiple times, create the perfect partner and friends group), purple pill, blue pill and green pill

>>34762335
rollerinono
wtf how is this not original

>>34762335
Gnillor etum akyc

>>34762335
well then, let's do this.

>>34762335
Rolling like an og nigga

>>34762335
Rolling and hopeing for a good number

>>34762335
Roulroul l

>>34762335
rolling in the deep times 4 this is original btw the robot doesnt know shit. gook moot fix this now ree

>>34769930
Alright
>10000$/year
>shit room (1pt)
>fast food (11pt)
>library (means large space so I'm not stuck in my room) (21pt)
>health clinic (means I get real human interaction from time to time, and stay alive, maybe there is also a psychologist there) (26pt)
>toiler paper (can also be used for writing) (27pt)
>hygiene stuff (I can use my shower to wash my clothes the old way) (30pt)

not that bad I guess

>>34762335
rolling like a bastard, wanna good life plz

>>34770115
FUG 30 points
>salary 10k per year
>regular room (10 points)
>fast food (10 points)
>toilet paper (1) shower (3) temp (3) and clean (3)
phug this wont be easy

>>34762335
Nu davai vaikinai, vaziuojam

>>34762335
rolling
let the good times start no w

>>34762335
Rolling for 99 or at least 50

>>34762335
dlfkjsbsdbfkjhbdsfbh

>>34762335
smelly WDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>34762335
kekkkkk roooooooooles

rolling for a million baby

Rollin hytcrbubrv

Reroll j fgyvrdibxt xv u

>>34762335
Rolling , peanut butter sandwich

>>34762335
unemplyed

My roll my dude so original!!

>>34762335
rfolll

>>34762335
Roll CYOAs are cancer

rolling for points
might post choices

Im rollin af boii

>>34762335

rollingoni

>>34770599
damn senpai that's nice

>>34770599
nice roll faggoti

I'm an original roller man

>>34771016

10,000 $/year
Bonus: everyone forgets me
Shit Room
Fast Food
Gym
Library
Toilet paper
Hygiene pack
Temp control
Cleanliness
Health Clinic
Pentium III computer pack

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>>34762335
Wait... This is a taste of normie life 30s isn't it?

>no real faithful friends, family forgets you
>get money and only yourself to hang out with
>Heartless, cheating wife causing despair and heartache(18%)
>The only other benefit is sex, but it costs you

I believe no one actually has it good on this shitty earth.

>>34762335
Rolling and ofc it's not orignal

>>34762335
Here goes original lads

>>34771309
There is no fucking point living with the bare minimum

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Rolling down a steep hill.

rolling in this thread in an original way

they see me rollan they hatin and rollin theri eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy

Alright than

>>34762335
Rollling de calculo pra fazer

roll

RRRRRROLLLLLLL

Not original

lets do this roll

>>34762335
roll originally so I don't get muted, again

>>34771371
regular room, library, music room, toilet paper, health clinic, hygenic package, temp control, cleanliness, fast food, HD TV, every console + games, sex 10 times with my waifu.

Is there any better combination than this? I get all the books, tv and music in the world, I won't be sweating or freezing to death, I'll be able to leave cleanly and as a bonus have sex 10+ times which I'd never be able to without this.

I won't be shitposting for 10 years, but damn I feel like that's worth it.

>>34762335
/b/ tier thread but still rolling

>>34762335
These threads are just stupid but I'll roll anyway.

rerolling this for higher

roll for high number

>>34762335
saaaaaaaadzxcfvdsf

road
>rollin'