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>mommy gives me money to go grocery shopping for her >have

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>mommy gives me money to go grocery shopping for her
>have a list with me
>buy everything
>walk out to my car
>the sidewalk is very icy
>slip and fall hard on my butt
>egg cartons smash on the ground
>everyone is staring at me
>they all think I'm retarded
>holding back tears
>have to buy new eggs out of pocket because I didn't want mommy to know I'm an idiot
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>>34762225
Aw it's okay anon , it happens. Don't think about it too much.
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>>34762225
you should have asked me to go with you anon, you know i like helping you out at the store. dont forget next time ok!
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sad story tbqh with you pham
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>Tumblr
Too bad you didn't crack your head on the sidewalk
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Weather got freaky cold overnight
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Sucks that no-one helped you up. I would've helped you, dude.
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>>34762468
It's from Google Images anon
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>>34762225
I'm sorry buddy. I've been laughed at in public too. Needa hug?
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>>34762225
Maybe I can be your mommy instead? ;^)
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>>34762225
nobody thinks you are an idiot for slipping, stop projecting your insecurity. They will find it funny though
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