ITT: Post your earliest memory

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>kindergarden
>always play with my cousin, we're the same age
>he was sick one day
>don't have any other friends
>literally just sit on a hill waiting for the day to be over

began a life of loneliness right there
I live with my cousin now; we're studying in the same city. one of the few people I can genuinely be myself around

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Be 3
In my room playing with toys
Hear my mom crying
Hear loud slap noises
Hear my dad screaming bitch
Still don't know what happened till this day
Mfw I'm a handicapped child

>kindergarten
>go to other kids and ask if they want to play with me
>they say no
I was doomed from the start.

I remember singing dragon tails and my mother recording it on tape in our rundown living room. This was before the depression hit. I still have the tape I think.

>be 2
>be in my giant room that is huge playing with a fucking outrageous amount of toys
>playing with my mom and siblings
I was told years later that the room wasn't actually very large. It's so clear in my head that the room was enormous and I remember not understanding why we moved from that house when it was clearly so big.

>preschool
>sitting at a table with a few other kids
>one fat girl just kind of leans forward and vomits
>remember the vomit spreading over the table
>memory ends, I'm not sure if I puked too or not

My mom accidentally locked me in a car when I was 2-3. The fire department had to come and get me out.

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>be 3
>dad is building a playhouse for me, my little bro and my newborn little sister
>had went with mom to fetch the mail yesterday (live slightly in the sticks, 400-500m walk to mail box)
>ask my dad if it's okay I do it alone today
>he mumbles something which I interpret as positive answer
>walk to mail box and back, nothing in there so returning empty handed
>return home maybe 10 minutes after leaving, mom is in full panic mode and tells me she was ready to call the police
>tell her dad gave me permission
>dad denies, grabs me by the hair and tells me to never pull a stunt like that again
>I start crying because it was so unfair that he was scolding me when I had asked for permission precisely to avoid that
>I jump on a small burgundy leather couch in my parents' bedroom and sulk for what felt like half a day until dad comes to apologize and tells me that they had just gotten worried and that's why they got mad

>>34760450
>Post your earliest memory
Holy shit.

Holy shit does this scare anyone?
To fathom this question would be to acknowledge youre attempting to rewind just right before you

>>34760450
>3 years old
>screwing around on a toy tricycle in my grandmothers livingroom

Makes me sad that I'll never see my grandma or that house again

I remember taking my first steps and my sister on the floor next to the couch with her arms out to get me if I fell

>>34760882
Protip: record that on your phone so the day it breaks or gets destroyed you don't feel like garbage

>Around 1
>Mom picking me up and pointing to my dad out the window whose working in the garden
>he waves and I recognise him, smile and flail arms

Ends there, it skips all the way to me being 3 or 4 then.

>3 or 4
>On metal spinny-go-round in playground
>Spin fast
>Super duper fast
>Hop off
>Suddenly I can remember stuff

>>34761722
Is it bad this almost made me cry
It's just so sweet

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To the anon that gave me hopes up for the driving test
I want to say thank you! I passed without sleeping in all the night!
Thank you!
I'll give you a fine meme in compensation.

>pre-k
>nap time, have blanket over face because i am actually biting my toenails
>teacher comes over to check on me
>CAUGHT
>yell "m-mickey mouse did it!!!"
>she looks at me with disgust and confusion

that's it

>3
>standing in bedroom screaming because mum wont let me stay up late
>she angrily closes the door as I'm screaming
>For a few seconds my vision goes black with white jagged lines across it as I continue screaming

>don't know age
>wake up in crib lying down facing teal colored ceiling
>with beige-ish walls
>morning light shining through unseen window from downwards direction
>confused on what just happened
>memory activated

>>34760450
counting change with my mom that we had saved up for years.

getting the shit kicked out of me when i was 2 years old

>>34762386
by who anon? original comment

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>>34760450
>I guess 4-5
>On our way to my aunt's house
>See a street cat near the road laying on the grass
>Sibling poke her with a stick
>We decide taking her to home
>The best pet I had,cryed for days when she died

Playing at some house.

I liked that house.

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In preschool/kindergarten we had these cubbies to keep our stuff. A girl had a suction cup thing that when you turn it inside out it pops up in the air and I stole it and stuck it in my ear. A doctor had to pull it out.

>>34762386
Shaken baby syndrome?

my dad putting a loaded gun to my head and threatening to kill me in front of my mom.

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How is it even possible that people can remember things from when they were like 1-4 years old?? Even my grandma (who is in her 80's) still remembers something from when she was 1. I can't even remember anything before the age of like 7 and I can't even remember most things from my childhood.
What did my brain mean by this??

>be 3
>eat a cigarette from an unattended packet
boring tbqf

>>34760450
>three years old
>in a pawn shop with my mom and 1 year old brother
>was looking at a rotten apple while my mom was talking to someone

>be 3rd birthday
>wake up
>look off the side of the bed at the ground
>dead wasp
>poke it
>ouch

I remember the first moment I was conscious
I literally remember being in the womb, and my mind forming and feeling helpless though the thoughts were pre-words and I don't remember them, it was the best moment of my life.

>>34762594
For some people it takes a while, but reflecting on life as you get older helps you out with remembering things from when you were a kid. It'll come naturally for you probably.

>>34762594
Maybe there wasn't anything interesting to remember? A lot of these moments stick because they're also emotional

>>34762594
>What did my brain mean by this??

it means stop melting me with 4chan and porn and do some exercise and read a book once and a while.

Breaking a small plastic bracelet while laying in a crib. I remember being startled when it snapped in half. Not sure age, but being in a crib means it was pretty young.

I was two. Teenage mutant ninja turtles was playing on the tv.

I was younger than 3 becos my parents were still together. I was rolling around on the living room carpet eating Arthur fruit snacks. One fell on the floor and I picked it up and ate it. It was shaped like Pal the dog.

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>>34760450
Crawling in 89
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1rprvofaRA

>>34762668
But I don't even really watch porn.. I do lots of interesting things like make art! And what I meant by 'childhood' was like before the age of 10. I still have plenty of memories after that but only a few before that.

I remember being in the womb at the first moment of my existence. I was struggling with something, but whatever it was was pre-words. it was also complete ecstacy that quickly deteriorated. also, I remember being born, I had a second to decide whether to keep my back straight or not cuz I was worried about hurting my mom

>>34762594

Constant introspection on why you're worthless dredges up a lot of shit man.

When I was looking at my cousin in his incubator and my mom saying "that's your cousin". Almost feels like a dream. Couldn't have been more than 3.

>get put in crib
>escape from crib
>get put back in crib

>>34762771
actually, after I wrote this I realized I do have some memories before 10. Definitely none before the age of 5 though. I remember entering kindergarten at 5.

>>34762594
What's weird is I was apparently capable of reading before I developed a sense of memory. I can remember events starting from 2 years old. I was already reading, coloring, and I guess watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I wouldn't say anything is wrong with you. My recent psychology teacher told me people as young as two are suppose to be incapable of remembering things because the brain doesn't have that capacity. It's perfectly normal the way you feel. Your memory may have started a little later then most, but the majority don't have a memory until around 4 years of age.

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>>34760450
>Be between ages of 2-4
>In NC with parent to visit grandmother and grandfather
>Go to local hospital
>See grandfather on bed not moving
>Hooked up to bunch of tech shit
>yayitsarobot.gif
>Leave hospital

Yeah so it turns out that's when he was on life support and they took him off a few hours later. Its the only memory I have of him.

>>34760450
getting beat up by my kindergarden teacher

>>34762803
Actually, I do have a vague memory from when I lived in New York which would have meant I was super young, like baby young. I don't count it because it's exactly a couple seconds of memory. I was being carried by my dad in the city. I remember seeing the city and sidewalk, but it only lasts a couple seconds then blanks out, I think I went back to sleep. I don't remember anything other then that until I was 2. That's weird to think about.

>>34760450
>2
>Be playing at playground with mom, older brother and neighborhood kids.
>Have to shit badly
>Start running home with my mom, but I'm 2 so we're going like .001 mph
>Stop dead
>"Too late"
>Memory cuts to me in a bathtub full of shit

Great first memories.

>>34762813

Nothing at all? Shit man. I remember stuff from when I was 1, hanging out with grandma and all the other little shitheads she used to babysit while my parents went out to party and get loaded/arrested.

What do you remember?

>>34762814

So I guess we're special? Our brains developed quicker for some reason? What for? I need answers nigga, ask the teach if it's just a fluke of nature or if there's some reason behind it please.

>18-28 months old
>pure black
>flash of white light
>envision a light blue tunnel like the one in the Doctor Who opening (seasons 1-4)
>flash of white
>sitting in living room, mother calls my name

I think it was the moment I achieved sentience.

Grew up in the woods.
My earliest memory is playing outside and rolling into a den of snakes and being completely covered and them slithering all over my body.

>be 3 or 4
>open screen door somehow
>walk slowly outside to my backyard
>see my german shepard doggo
>pet him and hug him
>fade to white

>33
>nordicfuzzcon 2015

I remember stuff *about* what i did, but my memory about the action itself fades out in like 3 years or so.

>>34762994
I think we achieve sentience before that age only because when my daughter was about 3 months old I remember her laying down on her diaper changing table and when I came home from work I would pop myself in her field of view. She would stare at me for at least 4 to 5 seconds before she recognized me by smiling and kicking both of her legs furiously.

If she can recognize me, I believe you were sentient before that age.

>>34762832
Dat's kool

It was storming and I was asleep in my crib, I woke up from the thunder/lightening. I can remember what the wooden rails on that bed taste like. My father came in and picked me up and took me to the living room and he laid down and covered both of us with this green and black plaid blanket that had snaps on the sides so you could snap it shut around yourself. I remember being on his chest and feeling his breath and even though the storm was still happening I didn't care.

Was sometime before I was 3 and 3 months (when I got my first bed)

>be 2-3
>roaming around the blueberry field near my grandparents' massive farm
>picking blueberries off the branch and eating them
>relatives find me and start pointing and laughing at my blueberry-smeared face

my grandparents ended up leaving the farm and divorcing 15 years later. fuck my life.

>12 years old
>something at school, like a class around the beginning of the first semester of 7th grade, I think I just wrote an essay or did some project
>that is my earliest memory
>that is how clear it is
>memories don't really get any clearer for another four years and they don't become really clear for another three after that
Some times I wonder what happened to me during all that time but I try to avoid doing so because I know I'll never remember and there is no one I can ask so it just makes me sad.

My parents bringing home my yongest brother after cleft palate surgery

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Must of been 5 or6

Woke up from my nap, had drooled on my pillow which was something I had never done. It was my first and last time drooling the bed.

I got up and after laying on my bed for a while my grandmother came into the room and gave me a kiss on the forehead wishing me a happy birthday.

We went into the kitchen and had something to eat.

that's all I remember.

I was one happy kid.

>>34763293
The first skill children achieve, is the recognition of facial features.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzXGEbZht0

>Be Colombianon
>be like 2 yo
>Being held in my moms arms while she was harvesting coffee plants

>>34760450
My earliest is from when I was maybe 4, sneaking down the stairs for some reason when I was supposed to be in bed. My grandma had fallen asleep on the couch and I had to creep past her, probably to go to the kitchen or something.

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> textless posts not allowed
Since when?

>>34764920
Since fucking forever you newfuck

>>34764416
>drooled on my pillow which was something I had never done. It was my first and last time drooling the bed.
yeah no.

>>34764489
that's cute as fuck
i hope you respect your mom, mothers do so much and get so little.

>>34760450
>4 years old
>walking upstairs
>it was the first day, or at least one of the first days, of preschool
Don't remember anything else

>>34760450
>I was perhaps 3 or 4, I don't remember
>grandfather's funeral, he died of a heart attack while playing golf. I didn't understand how dying worked back then
>just saw my grandmother go up to the coffin and cry her eyes out
>her crying kinda scares me for some reason
>dad's turn to walk up to the coffin, he's carrying me
>i assume he's gonna do the same thing
>start slapping him with my tiny baby hands and say "DONT CRY DAD"
>he doesn't even get mad, he just shushes me and says "I won't cry"
>no crying

i dont know what to make of this memory

>Be born
>Fall on the head
>Perma brain damage

>>34760450
>Have a dream when I was about 10
>Tell it to my mom
>She said it actually happened to me when I was extremely young

Anyone else have this happen to them?

>>34766401
make me kek anon

>>34766372
Shit, I had a weird funeral experience in my childhood too.
>be 8 years old
>slightly older cousin dies in an accident
>have to attend his funeral
>lots of adults are going up to the open coffin and kissing him
>mother asks me if I want to
>"no", because I'm 8 and male and don't want to kiss a dead relative because that's fucking weird and I'm not into incestuous necrophilia
>she keeps trying to encourage me to do it for some reason
I don't like funerals.

>about two i'm guessing
>walking around kitchen
>grandma says oh look he's blowing bubbles
>i was blowing bubbles with my spit
>go into other room
>cousin who is like 8 years older then me is playing with dollhouse

>>34760450
>was 4 years old
>my neet brother was explaining why i need to learn to get friends
>"fuck off normie"
>regret it still

>only a few months old
>vividly remember my first nightmare

>>34764920
Jesus I remember doing this once when I was 7 rolling in bed then I thought I shall remember this moment. Did all robots do this?

>>34760450

My brother got kicked in the face by a kangaroo, I was about 2 and a half

>>34760450
Playing a glitched version of GTA:Vice City i'm thinking while waiting for my uncle to take me to the family farm

> me at 43
> Mega Man 4 is playing on the TV screen.

Seriously, this is the earliest memory I know.

>>34770125
wow man how old even are you? or how shitty is your memory

>> 34770147
That was supposed to be 3 not 43.

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>Before I could walk or talk
>Sitting in crib
>Look out window
>see plane
>W h a t t h e f u c k
>Scared shitless
>start screaming
>Wake up parents
>They angry man
>Yell at my toddler self
>Scarred for life
>Still afraid to look up incase I see a plane to this day

>>34760450
getting roller blades for my 3rd birthday. they were sick desu

waking up in my childhood room

crawling/walking on the laminated wood floor

playing with the sliding windows and legos

I had some dream where I killed my mom by cutting her face off with a butcher knife and stuffed her in the closet. I was thinking about that dream all day and it stuck in my permanent memory.

>be me
>be 2
>climb on the toilet for the first time and take a crap
>was gonna save it out of pride but flushed it because it was a disgusting red color
And there you have it, my first memory is literal crap

>5 years old
>father telling me off for something
>throws my teddy bear in the fire
>makes me watch it burn
>go to my room and cry

I have trouble recalling my earliest memory because I'm not sure if I actually remember it happening or just remember somebody telling me it happened

I was 2 years old
I was in a group that was getting our picture taken with us dressed as angels
Hot girl in Crop top is helping
Distinctly remember her belly button piercing

>>34762594

I think the theory is that at a younger age, say 10 or so, a person has recollected a very early memory - something that made an impact, and that all subsequent rememberings are based on those the previous remembering, sort of thing.

>>34760450
>be newborn
>see massive leg in a beige fog
>look up
>massive smiling face of a man comes out of beige fog
>feel happy and memory ends

Weird stuff.

>be 4 years old
>drink milk from a nice transparent cup
>drop the cup
>it breakes
>milk all over the floor
First memory was a memory of a failure.

>>34760450
I dressed myself.

>2 or 3
>Bear in the Big Blue House on TV
>Sit n Spin at over 9000 rpm

Life was good

>>34771249
>Things that never happened.
Digeridoooooriganilio

My earliest memory is a dream, funnily enough.

>Sitting in a little wagon, the kind that you sit in when going around a shitty haunted house ride at a theme park
>Rolling slowly and steadily down a thin alleyway just up the road from my house
>The wagon slowly spins round as we turn a corner
>one of the walls of the alleyway is gone and a huge green witch is laughing maniacally at me
>scream and wake up
Must have been 4 or so when this dream happened, I'm still tentative when i walk down that alley

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>>34760450

>be newborn
>next door neighbor is family friend
>known my parents for years
>name is Sam
>old Irish potato faced man
>lives with wife and daughter
>my parents go out to a function one night
>Sam babysits me at his house
>he cradles me while he watches football
>daughter comes down the stairs
>opens the door to reveal neighbor teenage roasties
>all the girls coo at me the newborn
>"oh he's so handsome!"
>"he's going to get all the ladies!"
>"what a little heartbreaker!"
>last year, October, my birth month
>mom tells me Sam died
>still a 24 year old KHHV Neet

I'm sorry I failed you, Sam ;_;

>be 3 years old
>blue moon
>wake up and it's still dark outside
>cry and scream because too lazy to get up
>mom comes up and brings me downstairs

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>>34760450
>tfw I tend to forget things that happened in the past
>every few years I metaphorically begin on a new sheet of paper
>can't remember things myself, but when somebody brings them up I faintly remember few details

Is this normal?
My earliest memories are those that I connected with some of the home videos we taped. Not much else.

>>34761082
Fucking dads man, why were they always pussies and changed opinion when mom was there?

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>>34760450
>be small
>Dog licking my face
>i cry
Turns out dog bit me in the face when I was 2 years old. Explains why my face is so shit...

It was my 4th birthday.
I was walking down the hall probably from a nap or something.
My cake was construction themed with trucks and shit.
One present I got was a shirt, don't remember what kind of shirt.

That's all I can remember.

>>34771672
I-is that your face anon?

My brother's cot silhouetted against the doorway. He's crying; I'm resenting him being there, in my room, taking my attention.

He's about the only one of my family with whom I truly get on now though.

>>34771761
Brother he ended himself...Always tough he's ugly.

>>34771672
You're fine brah, at least you don't look like a clone of your turboslav father.

>>34771771
>>34771761

He's my brother who ended himself due to low self-esteem because he considered himself ugly...

>>34771771
>>34771788

Sad desu he actually wasn't ugly at all

>>34760450
Being put into a cot, I knew my brother was there I don't see him in the memory but I can feel him there, must've been 1-2.

>>34771829
Nobody talked to him. Sadly he will never hear this.

>>34771850
F

f00k you hiro

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I know it seems strange, but my earliest memory goes back to when I was 1 year old, in summer 1999.

>be me
>walking in the garden in front of my grandparents house
>mom is outside the porch and dad is nearby
>fall in small pond
>get a grip on the border
>call my dad
>he rescues me
>he changes my clothes

I remember somewhat my how I was thinking during this moment.
I was just curious about the pond and the fish in there, then I fell, everything got super scary and when I cried for help the only word I could think of was "dad". After the incident I guess I felt a little guilty.

>>34760450
Being hit by a car when I was 6.

>>34772109
my fall was a few years later, and there weren't any fish. But very similar other than that.

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>walking around in hall
>still in diapers so probably 2 years old
>my sister just got a new lava lamp
>watch the colors in awe

That's my earliest memory I have. Nothing interesting
Pic related, it's what I remember it looking like

>>34762594
I don't have memories before fourth grade. The shittier your life was the less you will recall.

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>>34760450
>be seven
>have helicopter disc toy
>mom: dont use that in the house
>use it in the house
>shes rushing over to me
>shes wrapped her arms around my neck
>she's thrashing me up and down like an orca with a seal

I was the only one in my family that got beat, sister turned out normal lmao

Making one of my weird pregnant dog drawings.
My mom got preggers when I was four, so I became enchanted with the concept of beings living inside other things, so I'd draw all these fetal puppies cavorting inside massive blobby mother dogs.

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>>34767796
There's still time to dig him up and give him a wet smoocharoo.

>>34760450
>be 4
>wake up in van
>dad says "we're here, hop up little man"
>mom getting baby sister out of baby seat
>big bro getting luggage out of back of van
>look outside
>walt disney world, florida
>don't know why but super excited
>try to recall yesterday
>what is yesterday
>who are you people
>why do I like this place
>is that splash mountain?
>dad let's go to splash mountain first

last time our family was ever together happily, we've been slowly splitting away in saddening ways and now it's just me and my brother sharing an apartment.

Going to the License center with my parents when i was 4 in 2002

>>34760450
I think it was of my grandmother

>be 3
>remember being in a white room
>very sickly woman, amputed leg, other is really strange and red looking
>she looks very tired
>mother tells me to kiss her
>I do, my nail scratches her face slightly, I'm afraid I hurt her
>my brother kisses her too
>she smiles at us

She died a week later. My family come from a former commie country and we never spoke about religion ever, or any aspect of it, but apparently I kept saying how my grandmother was an angel in heaven now, and I was super serious about it too.

She was a very good person according to everyone, only 59 when she died.

>>34772860

Those sound fucking cool (seriously). I hope you kept some of them.

>about 4 years old
>waiting to go through the monkey bars
>girl is on them and she's practically just hanging there doing nothing
>go around and push her off
>climb up to the monkey bars as she cries
>can't manage past two bars
>give up
>teacher explains what i did was wrong and i feel bad for making her cry
>teacher tells my mom as protocol
>mom proceeds to kick the shit out of me when we get home

people around me specifically told their kids to avoid me because i fought a lot. yet the times i remember fighting i was defending myself from kids who were ganging up in front of me, or just lashing out after being excluded by other kids. i'm a social retard so i'd do things that didn't realize were bad. i liked to wrestle with people and climb on things, and it cost me my childhood because everyone saw me as a menace

>2 years old
>was at a Chuck E. Cheese
>I was with my mom's friend and her two kids
>the youngest is 3 years older than me
>didn't really know why or where my parents were
>fuck it I'm at Chuck E. Cheese
>went into one of the tube things with the other two kids
>they were going pretty fast and lost them
>couldn't find them or the way out
>got scared and started crying
>last thing was a worker coming in to get me
Reason why my parents left me with them was because my sister was being born. I love her and is one of the few people that knows me and how shitty I am.

>be 3 or 4 years old
>fucking around with my older sisters and their friend
>be on top bunk of bunk bed
>sisters and friend are jumping off onto the floor which is covered in pillows and blankets
>they try to get me to do it
>nope.jpg
>fat sister fucking pushes me off the bunk
>hit the ground with a large thud
>start crying
>dad hears and comes into the room
>sisters get their asses whooped

>at grandparents house, playing in their garden
>go into the back part, suddenly surrounded by butterflies
>tf are these?!
>horrified, run away screaming and crying
>my grandma tries to console me and shows me they hand on her hand if she holds her hand up and stay still
>nope.exe

>when we leave I stuck my hand through the window and wave to them
>get hand stuck in window when mum rolls them up
>cry again

fuck butterflies the scary bastards

>about 2
>walk down unknown street with mum and brother
>enter some random house
>my dad's sitting there on the sofa with his friend and future flatmate playing video games
>remember my mum saying something like "anon, say hello to your dad"
>I don't say anything, just stand there watching them play games
>she hands him a few bags of his shit
>we walk out
It's still such a vivid memory to me, but from what I can tell it was from when my parents had just split up and my mum was giving my dad the rest of his stuff. Since I don't remember anything from when they were still together, to me it was like meeting my dad for the first time. I did actually go on a family holiday with both my parents like a year or two later but they both seemed pretty frosty. Feels bad though.

>>34760450
my parents telling me that if I didn't stop misbehaving because of my autism, they'd stop loving me

>be three
>Summertime
>Car blasts by our house
>Open the front door and yell "hey! No racecars!"
>Come back inside and kek at how hillarious I am

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>>34760450
Tumbling down in my dad's office at home, smashed my face right in the ground, bled like a motherfucker.

I was 4 years old. Still remember it better than elementary school.

>be 3 or 4
>having breakfast at kindergarten
>kindergarten lady gives me rice krispies with rasperry soup
>i don't want it
>the rice krispies get all soft and mushy and sticky
>disgust.jpg

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>>34776583
Kek
>me, 6-7
>walking down the street with my brother
>really loud car speeds by
>shout "OOH, SORRY HARD!"
>people turn their heads at me
>brother punches me to get me to shut the fuck up
I guess we both just hated cars as kids

There was a plastic tube at my day care that was about three feet in diameter and 5 feet across. It was horizontal and had a one foot by one foot cut out window with rounded corners. It was a yellowish beige.

A mental picture of that tube is my earliest memory.

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>>34776301
>when you remember the time you were 6 and mummy went to her boyfriends house and you waited outside for like two hours playing pokemon pinball and realize they were probably fugging inside

>crawling up to my dad sitting in his lazy chair
>he was reading the papers
>puts the paper away to pick me up

That was my first memory and the only one of my parents being together.

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>white screen
>dialog box pops upp
>choose start new game

>>34777029
>when you got pokemone at 5 years old christmas and couldn't read and you beat it on new years the next year at 6 and could read

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>>34760450

>waddling around grandparents house in diaper
>probably in 2-5 range of age
>have mickey mouse sippy cup with milk
>aunt running around late for work
>"I need milk for my coffee, where's all the milk??"
>gets down on knees and looks at me
>"do you have milk in your cup anon?"
>look her straight in the eyes and swill the milk in my mouth and spit back into straw
>"no"

I don't know why I was this way, really love my family but must have been a frustrated little tyke, I supposedly used to slam my head against the kitchen floor over and over when I was frustrated too

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>be like 2
>live in not really religious family but still gotta get baptized
>pope fucking splashes me with cold ass water
>cry
>a lot
It's not really a memory its more like trauma...

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>>34760450
I remember flinging bricks in a hot sun.
I don't know how I old I was.

I was probably like 3 or 4.
I had yet to start school.

when i was 4 or something my uncle told me that i wouldn't remember anything before 6, it's ironically one of very few memories i have before 6