Post the last text conversation you had with a girl

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Wew lad I might break my work cherry tonight.

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>2017
>even talking to women

>>34760435
Lol but I like the dopamine rush.

>look i can have sex with roastie sluts haha patheric virgins
Pathetic.

i've never talked to a grill before. I wouldn't even know how.

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i need to be lynched

>failed wannabe chad posts on frog posting Russian crop planting board about fucking roastie

>>34761338
It's funny how angry middle aged "men" get when they see you getting female attention

>>34761390
See ^^above

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I'm jealous of her life so i'm not so nice

>>34761593
HAVE FUB!!!!

>>34761628
you get the point
orignali

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After this I just told her that I wanted to be alone. I miss her so much but she can't know that.

>I need some dick

Whenever I hear a girl say this I get fucking enraged. I think its because this phrase removes all illusion of femininity from a woman and reveals the true nature that they are just base animals like everybody else

In case any of you robots want to learn game, I have a method that you can use that will 100% guarantee that you will be able to show off one of these Chadshots. It's all detailed here:

http://www.ios7text.com/

AIDS in Africa is was not transmitted sexually, but instead was spread by vaccines and blood transfers. The medical establishment knows and suppresses this fact. I figured this out when I was in high school. You see, it's many times easier to spread the virus from men to women than it is from women to men. So, if it were spread through heterosexual sex, many more women than men should be infected. But the disparity is much lower:

http://www.un.org/ga/aids/ungassfactsheets/html/fsgender_en.htm

>>34761681
Are you fucking retarded?

If you miss her so much, why not strive for a healthy relationship? Unless you're mentally ill or something. Then again... it's /r9k/.

>>34761681
Dude what is wrong with you? Talk to me man why are you sending messages like this?

>>34761744
Are you saying my messages are fake?

>>34761712
We are all animals with physical needs senpai

>>34761382
that is my fucking dream girl.

I dont know you but I hate you for taking her from me.

>>34762164
I didn't send those messages. My oneitis did.

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she's super cute, plays the violin and piano
even makes her own music that's pretty good
shame she's on the other side of the globe

>>34759522
>>34760091
I bet she's over 200 pounds isnt she?

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Mommy is always nice, even when I burn the entire dinner.

>>34762158
I think she's been cucking me, we had a thing for a little bit. It seems like she's been trying to make me jealous by making it obvious that her and him are doing something together. She also is crazy and disrespectful and generally a toxic person. But she's the only girl I've felt truly comfortable with and the only person who generally cared about me. People have told me I should move on but its hard.

>>34762281
you're a good kid. i love my mommy too.

i love you also, anon <3

>>34762259
Prob like 120. All tits and ass desu. Prolly the hottest girl I've ever been with.

>>34762287
Op here

Show me the messages before that. I will try to give you better advice.

>>34762308
Thanks. I love you too, anon.

>>34762287
That's a tough situation mate, I hope it works out. I mean, if you can muster the willpower sit down with her and talk about it.

My room mate just divorced his wife because she cheated on him with 3 different people in 4 months, but they still get food together and shit like that. It's easier in the long run to break things off if you don't like the way they are developing, but it can be really difficult.

>>34762348
Didn't really have a conversation. She texted me earlier that day that she wanted to hang just her and I. Later that changed and she wanted to chill with our friend group instead including the guy she may be fucking. I was really looking to chill just her and l and try and talk things out. I opted out and stayed in and she texted me this.

We hung out the night before but she left earlier than I anticipated. She had to go back to "his" house because she's currently living with him but she could have easily hung out longer.

>>34762396
I want to talk to her but I don't really know what to do or where to start. Part of me just wants to let everything out but at the same time I don't want to get too emotional around her. She's been a complete disrespectful bitch to me but she comes running back to me with texts like pic related.

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>>34762208
Don't be sad anon. Do you have contact? If so, and can send you the nudes she inevitably sends me

Also, pic related is her, just in case you don't find her cute

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>>34762259
>when her weight starts with 200

irg

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>>34762363
thanks, anon. i appreciate people who like their moms. good fucking shit mate.

>>34762495
If she really is that disrespectful and bitchy to you, drop her man. She won't change if she's already like that. She's going to try and take the high ground and make you look like the bad guy, though. Especially since you share a group of friends.

Just tell her "listen, I don't think your personality or attitude is really all that good for me. I know we share a group of friends, so we can be acquaintances, but not more than that. I think it's for the best."

After that, do not talk to her outside of a group setting. Even then, just the bare minimum. What you're doing right now is basically just torturing yourself. Spend the time you would normally with her (talking, texting, etc.) And use it for something like a hobby or to otherwise personally enrich yourself. It'll be difficult at first, but the sooner you start the easier it will be.

>>34762618
Fucking niggers, nig nig nig

>>34762449
>>34762495
Take it from man. You're gonna have to let it go. There's no doubt she cares about you, but what you have goong on is not gealrhy for you. It's cliche but there's better people out there. Maybe in a few years she'll grow up and be ready to have a real relationship. I've been through shit like this before, you'll pull away for awhile and then you'll go back, rhen she'll pull away then you'll pull back. It's a never ending game and all it does it waste your time and your life. Don't play the game, just tell her you love her and wish her the best and tell her you need to be alone. Then just leave it at that.

>>34762770
i love you too. i fucking love people so much.

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>its another "anon lowkey brags about having interactions with females" episode
these kind of people get some kind of karma right?

>>34761712
I have a madonna complex too anon

feels incel

>>34759522
My last text is from 2014; I've never texted with a girl

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>>34762797
joke's on you, we're already empty on the inside

>>34762696
>>34762775
I like this advice anons. Sure I mean I'd hang with her In a group setting, I'm not that salty about this. I have been distant for weeks now, ignoring her and talking to her as minimally as possible. When we hung out the other night she kept hugging me. Told me I looked cute and did that thing where a girl puts her hand on your chest and moves it down your body. I think she was just trying to appease me and not flirting with me, she very manipulative which is another red flag for me.

We spent half the summer together, traveling and spending time with just each other which was the best summer if my life. Almost all of my experience with women has been with her. But yeah I really should move in, which I've been trying to do but she keeps reaching out to me.

>>34762797
Why would I get karma from posting a thread with screenshots of text messages? Are you retarded?

>>34761593
she is so fuckin in to you

Ive never texted a girl in my entire life

>>34762955
At least you sound like you're not gonna go crying back to her, which is a good sign. You will have many more experiences with women anon, trust me. The best advice I can give us work on your life and getting what you want out of it. Don't let any women dictate your life, people should enhance your life not burden it.

>>34762947
>>34763054
Then why are you in my thread dweebs? I'm sure there's a trap thread or a femanon thread you can post in. You can beg for contact info from an anon pretending to be a girl.

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Life is good brobots.

You, too, can make it.

>>34763080
If anything she needs to run back to me and shed need to really prove herself. I miss the good times so much but she's really toxic and too high maintenance. I just wish we can forget any of this ever happened. I'd feel so much better if we can hook up one last time, definitely the hottest girl I'd ever be able to get with.

>>34763123
>spending 3 hours in a thread with 50 posts to troll people

>>34763149
no, we fucking can't. why do you think we're here

why do I even fall for this bait

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>>34763162
Bro life just fucking sucks, try to make the best of it.

The universe is cold and uncaring, but that doesn't mean it is specifically out to get you.

I say this all the time in threads like this, if you are a weeb, go to anime cons.
Get a room, bring drugs or booze, find cuties you like to try and party with and try to start stuff.
Tons of cringy cuties around at cons.

Even if that ain't your thing, just try to improve you for you, and just cast a large net trying to get with girls.

The way modern dating is, you can try to have fun but don't let setbacks effect you, while hoping to find someone you truly like.

Took me a long time to get that with how things were fed to me all through my adolescence, but I'm feeling much better about things nowadays (about to turn 26).

Pic is the opposite of related.

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some girl who keeps messaging me

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this same girl told me a day later that she'd take my sweaty dick.

>>34763151
Oh man senpai you sound more and more like me. I'll tell you exactly what to do. Ignore her even longer. It will drive her insane. Talk to other women if you can. Bring them around your friends so they can see, but don't let her see. She will hear whispers of it. When she inevitability texts you, tell her you're not talking through text, only in person. When you talki in person it's much more intimate, even when angry you'll both be sexually charged. I've done this a few times anon it's a sure thing. If you have to skip the other women part, then just keep ignoring her for awhile and then tell her you'll only talk in person. She seems like she likes conflict so be assertive and confident in everything you say.
>>34763162
Can you not read stupid fuck? I'm at work, I'm literally getting paid to post here.

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>>34763346
proof. she was crazy


it's understandable as to why this post isnt original

>>34763262
Most cons here are full of literal autists, we don't have fucking comicon or anything like that sadly

>just try to improve you for you
aka "just b urself ;)". I've started trying to lift but I have crohn's disease so most likely can't make any noticeable gains without making lifting a full-time job. Mot defeatist, just being realistic. I'm trying regardless but getting swole isn't a shortcut for me like it is for others

I'm 23 and don't have a single IRL friend in the world. I'm most likely clincally depressed. I greatly crave social validation, but I realise i'm an incredibly boring individual and ruin any conversation I have by with my lack of wit or charm, and overthinking things to the nth degree.

I see no way out. My prime years are behind me, I've fallen way too far behind. Even if I give it my all, I'll be seen as a weirdo by the majority of people for having no social or dating experience to speak of. My one saving grace is that I look far younger than I look.

>>34763366
Will definitely consider this anon. She already seems to be going insane from all of this. Her and I hung and talked for a bit the other night. Like i said she kept hugging me, telling me I looked cute and did that thing where a girl puts her hand on your chest and moves it down your body. I didn't think much of it and thought she was trying to make me take her back but who knows maybe she wants to fuck. I guess I'll play it by ear and see how I feel next time she tries to contact me.

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>>34763418
The be yourself stuff is retarded. It isn't something I want to believe but most redpill PUA stuff actually works.

I am a schizoid, anxiety ridden person with almost no self confidence. I have some RL friends that I have not seen in months, but we connect sometimes (post-highschool woes).

Mostly been socializing lately through my oneitis' social group, as an excuse to be around her more. I didn't start talking to this girl til I was 23ish (she was ~16).

So obvs might be judged on some levels there, but I think you are probably being too harsh on yourself. Whenever I come here I always start being more pessimistic than usual, not sure if things are the same for you, but maybe take a break from /r9k/ and try to do what makes you happy.

Be an idealized version of you to bring in the girls, even if it isn't the true you, if it something you want to work towards, as long as you are not actually lying, some level of deception on things that make you seem more chad-like should be okay.

>>34763346
fucks sake brandon

>>34763383
Lmao do u have anymore?
>>34763500
Next time your balls deep in that pussy anon, make sure you cum deep to let her know who's boss.

>>34763587
Sure hope so anon. Thanks for the advice

>>34763519
Thanks mate, genuinely. r9k probably gets me down, I was having an alright day before I started browsing threads like this

It'll be hard work, but if creating a idealised side of yourself worked for you, then I think it's worth me trying it out too. How bad can it be?

>>34763689
I mean, I am at the level with my oneitis that she knows I basically pull a "fake it til you make it" sort of thing. We are exclusive, but not quite a public relationship, even tho all her friends are aware and that sort of thing.

Gotta find someone you really mesh well with, unless you just want to bone. Her and I both have our faults and are a bit mentally unwell, but we dig each other and work together to have a better relationship, which is what life is about for the most part.

I think a lot of people here worry about all women being harpies, but I don't think that is the case, I think most people suck in general, then on top of that, you have lots of one-sided crushes and people seeing the bad side of someone or someone at the end of their rope, etc etc.

Good luck, hope things work out well for you.

>>34763577
you spooked me but i forgot the message had my name.

>op lives on mackinaw island
didn't think they allowed cars there

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lmao ayayyayayay i32fjjfjfjfj

>>34763804
Thats a street name nikka

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>>34763587
this


reeeejavskbskabofbakbdkanjwndknsbjdifmakannekdbksksgjsbdk

>>34763867
youre making me uncomfotable

>>34763867
You sound like me.

That isn't a good thing unless the girl finds it endearing, which it seems like she might.

>>34764015

yes i act beta but my chad looks save me

i am literally an anxiety filled autist with good looks

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>>34764051
Nice, I don't have Chad level looks, but I'm not hideous.

I'm the fake it til you make it arinoposter. I wish more people on /r9k/ could be positive or hopeful. I may try starting some threads on topics like that in the future.

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Every time we go to the movies I just end up feeling her up and fingering her.

>>34763950
why the fuck would a girl say penis. confirmed fake.

>>34764515
Lmao, she doesn't even want to go FOR FREE to get fingered.
That hurts to read, anon

>>34764586
i asked her why she said penis instead of dick and she said that dick is the name of her dad.

>>34762514
fuck you.

fuck you.

fuck you.

fuck you.

die.

>>34759522
>12/23/2016 4:03PM
>Hey sis my plane is landing at tomrrow at 8PM Terminal 5 can you pick me up?
>12/24 8:17PM
>K I can't pick you up I'm gonna be in downtown with friends take an uber

>>34761593
She axtually seems really nice

>bye you weird af
My exgf kek

>>34761593
Why have three people replied to this post? What is remotely interesting about this conversaton?

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Original commentator haduiehrbsj

>>34762281
wew lad I like you cute illustrated message bubbles

>>34767975
>that feel when also named Alexander

Are we all procrastinating pieces of shit that waste our potential?

>>34761382
Good job, enjoy your life. Now off my board. It's just for your well being

>>34768027
You got me on the dot there my man.
Im just a lowly robot wageslave that dropped out.
I half live with my mom and half live in my airport hangar momentarily

>>34759522
>Post the last text conversation you had with a girl
Never had one, gtfo normie shit

>>34761681
dude dont be kierkegaard man it's already been done

>>34761712
I know that feel.

the worst part about it is hwo alone we are. nobody else cares, nobody else feels the pain.

everyone else will tell u to just chill bra, but they never believed in shit anyway, so how can they understand?

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g-guess the context

>>34768091
you're talking to a drug dealer

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First time she's messaged me since October. I wasn't falling for her roastie bullshit again but I still feel hurt when she never read my last message. She was never worried, just checking in on her favorite beta orbiter trying to leech a free lunch or something off me. Cunt.

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I can't express the feeling of numb ache in my gut that this thread makes me feel.

I want to be happy for you all. In a way, I truly am. but I can't disavow the pain that I feel, even if it is only bitter, cloying self pity.

Anons, I wish you all the best. I'm glad that you found people who love you.

That means a lot.

>>34767975
the rhythm of those last two posts made me lol I admit

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another episode in a joyless, sexless existence

today (actually, almost a month ago at this point): anon fixes his friend's sister's 1400$ computer (the problem? the input cable was plugged into the onboard card)

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>its only been 3 days but feels like an eternity duh......does it get better??

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oh wait, I totally forgot about facebook!

check out this riveting conversation guys! I'm alive just like you!

she stopped responding two posts later

>>34768232
oh shit, wtf happened anon? also why do you have that gay font lol

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>>34768232
>tfw to smart to fall for the female meme

>>34768243
How do you know about the shaman anon?? Are you a shaman? Its an Instagram post thus the gay font lol. well I came between her and her husband I really do love her but she said she needed a break to decide. so being the autistic tard that I am spazzed out on her and told her I never really loved her and that I just did that to see how far It would go. so that's pretty much it blowing up in my face.

>>34768292
Tell me about it I feel like my chest is caving in and something was stolen from me I can never get back

>>34768416
I'm sorry anon, but you oughtn't adulter.