How do you eat burgers?

With me hands sir

>How do you eat burgers?
I don't.

>>34756305
NOT LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEeeeee
t. Amerifat Burgerclap

>>34756305
Hands, unless it's a fucking huge with sauce, then knife and fork because I don't want to ruin my clothes

I went to mcdonalds today and they apparently changed all the cheap burgers to have lettuce/tomato/an entire salad in them by default, did this happen worldwide? it kinda pissed me off, I go to maccas to eat trash food, if I wanted salad I'd go to a fucking vegan joint

i blend it

and drink it

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>>34756305
cut it in half, then use my hands

With my hands, using the wrapper/foil to keep my hands clean and keep any sauce that falls out off my clothes.

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>tfw can't eat a bacon cheeseburger
>tfw spent all my calories today on chips and guac when I got hungry

I was doing so good until then too

If its a maccas one
>lift upper bun to search for gherkin and remove it
>reassemble and eat
There's no point asking them to make the burger without the gherkin because they're retards and forget most of the time

>>34756305
I do OP pic related. At the least, I cut it in half. When I buy them they tend to have a skewer through them to hold them together. Thus, the first thing I do is press it down as far as possible. Then I remove the anchoring stick. I open my mouth as wide as possible for that first bite. After maybe another one it begins to lose its integrity. Thus, I cut it in half or less, and typically begin to eat it with a knife and fork.

>>34757687
>Tfw you don't exercise so you can have fuck all to eat
Today I ate a bowl of pasta, some fruit and a couple of poached eggs on toast is all I've had today and I'm just about in the correct zone

>people saying maccas
This has to be a new thing, did retard third worlders show up?

layer by layer

Like a fucking pig, it crumbles, sauce is everywhere but I'm happy as can be.

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>tfw had burger for lunch

I love Fuddruckers