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>>34756116
Im trying to get at this qt azn girl that is in one of my classes. She seems way smarter than me and i think shes slightly taller than me by like an 1inch or 2. Fuck it though id rather fail by trying then not try at all.

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>>34756116
>tfw 2 weeks of free time tomorrow
>tfw the first thing I'll do will be to get drunk and shitposting

I don't even know at this point if I'm extremely tired or just lazy.

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>>34756116
>Just another /r9k/ is only 10 people that keep shitposting threads

>>34756116
I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate I hate my roomate

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>>34756258
>asian girl
>slightly taller than you

just how short are you

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>>34756298
>he isn't part of the single room master race

>>34756368
I cant afford that at all

>>34756116
>3rd year of law school
>never had a gf
>virgin
>haven't had a day of for 2 years
>at least my parents house is close to my uni so I don't have to deal with roommates feelsgoodman,jpg

>>34756116
I attend CC come fall, plan to major in art.

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The loneliness is beginning to set in for the first time in my life. Seeing couples and groups of friends walk around is becoming too much. I'll spend hours walking around aimlessly when I should be in lecture. I don't know what to do anymore - I'm completely lost.

i will never find a fellow robot to room with in new york

i will always be stuck with my indian wannabe chad

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>comm 101 recitation
>group activity where we get 10 vague descriptions of people and pick 6 to live post apocalypse
>one is 39 year old prostitute
>argue that she should die because she's already been used up
>"Uhhh what is that supposed to mean?"
>oh shit forgot that that isn't a normal thing to think
>stammer until group moves on
>will have to do group projects with these same people

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>>34756116
Day 5: Roommate was unable to get to the toilet before shitting himself. He also took an awful lot of painkillers because it - according to him - amplifies the feeling of being drunk and he likes that.

This termis gonna be longer than expected.

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>>34757624
You're right though, why pick someone who can only provide STDs?

>>34757624
Did they actually not understand what you meant? If so how?

>>34757720
>>34757735
I wasn't even thinking STDs. Just getting roasty.

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>>34757717
That reminds me:

>girl living next to me says that she takes painkillers all the time to deal with period pains
>also says that her mother has to be issued morphine in hospitals because she's built up such a big resistance to drugs

That girl's gonna be fucked up when she's older

>>34756326
5'4" manlet, feels fucking terrible man

>be middle right
>class are all libtards
> they think Islam is a religion of peace, think trump should be shot.
>when ever they have some sort of political discussion its completed uninformed bullshit.
>I try to zone it out, but their autism is too strong.

>>34756116
>Professor posted the results of another class two days ago but hasn't posted ours

Why do they do this shit? Fuckers.

Who here is in economics?
I was thinking of doing it next year. How could it lead to a career in finance?
Is it worth my time?

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>>34757876
>class on 19th century history
>sounds good
>feminist professor
>ohboyherewego.webm
>first class and she's already used the "race is a social construct" line
>goes onto shill her new book about the experiences of women in zimbabwe

Yeah right, like anyone's going to pay $150 for that piece of shit

>professor going to be out for some reason
>assigns group work in her absence
>we have to meet in the classroom
>I'm the only person to show up
God fucking damn we were supposed to upload a picture proving we were all together. Now I have no actual way to complete the work.

I thought I had a chance
Tinder qt from 4chan stopped messaging me after promising to take my v card buds :(

>tfw lost scholarship and have to go back home
>haven't found work
>just stay at home being bored
Fuck I miss school. Not even /r9k/fag

>>34758184
>19th century history
That's the absolute worst type of class to have a professor like that because they might basically structure the class so you learn nothing. They are conditioned to hate everything about history so they will just focus on oppression of women and how colonialism was bad. Instead of a history class expect a social science class with a historical backdrop.

>in psychology, we have to conduct an experiment tomorrow (cold-pressor task)
>this means recruiting at least 8 participants between the 5 of us
>"hey anon, have you recruited anyone yet?"
>"n-none of my friends can make it...."
>tomorrow I'll have to stand in the corridor and ask strangers to do the experiment, considering jumping off a bridge

THEN, if i dont jump off a bridge

>have to apply sensors to participants arms, legs and fingers, physically touch others
>or use the complicated recording system

JUST

>>34758316
Upload a picture of just yourself and say no one else could be arsed to show up

>>34758671
I didn't and it's a bit late now but she's super weak willed and probably won't fuck my grade for it.

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>>34758510
Pretty much. I went through the lecture presentations, and it's all about social history (how bad life was in cotton mills and all that crap)

I also found it amazing that she's left out Napoleon entirely. Not even a single mention or word.

is this thread for people who work at a University too becos i'm an academic and I teach these little shits

>>34756116
>>34757876
>school gives out free taneesi coates book
>roommate is reading bernie sanders book
>and frued, and marx for classes
>takes them really seriously
>he is considered to be the politically savvy one in this dorm

I thought I could handle it, but everyone here is so fucking aggressively dumb

>>34758847
you're the dumb one

>>34756258
>id rather fail by trying then not try at all

You know how this is going to end, don't you?

>>34758655
a-anyone else a social retard?

>nearly fail 3 separate classes because I was too scared to attend compulsory seminars
>ditch a group for a presentation, had to do an individual one in august
>10 minutes late for a seminar, usually gonna ditch it and want to cry

>>34758655
Does your course not have a facebook group or something? Or just play stupid on the day, you'll get assigned to people.

>>34758847
My one friend is a double lit/psyche major who became a commie after he had a couple of professors who thought Marx was the second coming of Christ. It's sad to watch college students get converted by professors since they just assume the professors are infallible and that what they are teaching is the truth.

>>34758884
God and the history classes are all just 'muh feminism' even when it isn't even the same time period.

>>34758953
we do but we cannot use anyone that does psychology or is related to us due to bias

the thought of standing in a corridor and trying to talk to random people, then returning to my group having not found anyone is killing me

>>34758830
what exactly make you a robot?

>>34758847
My university did that as well.
Do they have a fucking surplus of Coates books?

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>>34758963
Yeah, everywhere I look I see people in varying stages of communist devolution.

I looked through the club catalog to see if maybe there was some sort of rebulican student union, anything like that. Nope. We have about a dozen socialist and communist clubs, the lgbtq clubs, the black/asian/muslim/jewish/eskimo student unions, even a fucking brony club, but no right wing clubs.

>>34759038
Did yours also encourage professors to work the book into their classes?

How can I know if a girl I sit next to in class likes me? Is there a way to communicate with body language to let her know that I like her?

>>34756116
just got the news that I failed a 3 week course and I'll have 3 weeks of my summer to redo this shitty ass fucking course. At least I'm on my way of getting a qt Russian gf.

>go to uni, thinking I'll finally get it together
>actually manage to make a outgoing normie friend
>don't manage to do anything in the first semester
>have nightmares about uni like every second night
>constantly afraid that i won't get it together for the second semester and the state will cut my money and ill have to admit to my family what a failior i really am
>tfw feel lethargic and stifled by the task ahead
>too afraid to go on the university website too sign up for courses

>>34759193
Mine did not, thank fucking god.
I guess it also depends on what classes you're taking.

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>tfw you can't turn into a ghost so you can stalk your oneitis and see what she does all day

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>>34758942
See the thing here is that even if i fail, i gain confidence knowing i tried. A while ago i asked a girl for her # and got it. Was feeling fking good. Now i dont care much about the girl cause i guess i was me just wanting to man the fuck up. Thats the difference between me and you. I actually got balls, and you dont. Remain a bitch my fellow robot.

parents are moving to portsmouth next year and i hate uni in leeds. thinking about looking into getting an apprenticeship down south instead of carrying on here for 2 more shitty years.

would it be worth it?

>>34756983
>walking around aimlessly
you're not alone

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>>34761387
It's not that bad down here, but I'm still studying abroad next year.

t. portsmouth uni student

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>>34756259
Sounds like the life desu. Never get a job robots, literally wake up everyday wanting to die.

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>living in residence
>spend an hour working up the courage to go over to this girl's room to hang out
>finally do it
>knock on the door
>no answer
>open door
>no one inside
>shamefully walk back to my room, hoping no one saw my pathetic attempt at being social

What now? Should I try again in 30 minutes? Or should I covertly get drunk by myself on a thursday night and fake sobriety to anyone I encounter?

oh man every class I don't ask this girl out and I feel terrible for the rest of the day but I wouldn't ever recover if I did ask her out and she said no

I also don't think I'd like dating desu sounds like a lot of pressure

need to take kratom just to avoid having feelings

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>>34761741
Why would you ever go to the girls dorm?? Your just asking for a false rape accusation.

>>34761753
Coming from experience, the feeling of not asking someone out when you want to is far worse than getting rejected.

>>34761838
That's not how things actually work in real life

>>34761976
Why wouldn't you message her first before acting like an autist and going over and blatantly knocking.

Not sure if I posted this before, but
>that comfy feel when staying in the lab past midnight
the lab door can't be closed because that activates the alaram system, but the lab is in the basement so nobody randomly walks past the door. you can hear the noise from the main staircase slowly fade out towards the evening, and then it just gets really quiet and you just hear the vast emptyness of the hallways. there also is a toilet some doors away, and the lab has a small kitchen area and refrigerator, so I can stock up food.

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>>34761753
I'm in the same situation. I want to ask this girl out so badly but I have 0 (zero [nada]) experience in conversating with men let alone women. She's so shy and cute and she eats alone at lunch. Just fucking end me.

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>>34756368
>He doesn't even have a whole double room to himself.

>>34761999
Cause I always just go over and knock, usually someone's there. Due to complex circumstances, it doesn't feel right to text her.

>>34762072
I'm in the same boat yo
My roommate went to China over Winter Break
He's going to be stuck there all semester now because they fucked up with his visa

>>34761581
yeah it seems like a nicer place

>>34757735

likely because theyre mature adults focused on the project and not retard basement dwellers lurking for edge

>>34758655

Checked

Also lmfao that better not be your major or youre really tbat stupid if youre that autistic

>>34759204

It's called talking it's not some flag waving smoke signal polka dance smfh

>>34761999

LOL omg pls do not take advice from this anon

University would be amazing if it wasn't for all of the annoying humans walking campus. I get blamed for shit my roommate does.
>he screams NIGGER late at night while playing xbox
>he loudly cusses when talking to anyone
>I go to my dorm one day and I here my dorm neighbor mutter 'asshole' as he walks in his room

Women have further managed to piss me off. I try not to be sexist or develop biases, but they make it so hard.
>never make contact with women because it makes me uncomfortable
>begin to notice that this makes me look like an ass
>start to look at men in the face to build confidence
>accidently looks at a woman
>she doesn't make eye contact
>she avoids my eyes and looks up in the corner
I had a sudden urge to punch her in her fucking face.

I'm a fucking freshman researcher in two separate labs on campus and some bitch who does nothing, but party and take cock will garner more respect than me.

>>34763213
>walking around campus*

>>34756957
it's almost like you're setting yourself up for failure.

>>34758027
>Accounting master race

economics is a meme my friend

>>34757052
are you a qt trap?

originalio

>>34763483
my nigga my nigga

desu desu

>>34762866
Chad btfo!

Stay comfy

>>34761581
Oh shit nigga what you studying

>>34763213
When it comes to the women part, that sounds like its entirely on you.

They aren't doing anything to you, and blatantly assuming they do nothing but take dick in life is unfair.

>Going to uni in September so my family don't think i'm completely retarded at life, have been unemployed for like 10 months now.
>Going to Winchester cause it's tiny and full of old people
>Nan walks into room and i tell her about it
>She says "Oh that's good, you're not really a sociable person
God I love that woman.
Anyway, who /Winchester/ here and if so plz tell me your autist stories, or just generally how the uni is i guess.

>>34764010
They always assume the worst in me because of my appearance. I can tell by their reactions when they see me in any science hall/academic club on campus.

I can also notice them staring me down when I don't look at them and look straight ahead. It's not on me.

>They aren't doing anything to you, and blatantly assuming they do nothing but take dick in life is unfair.
I guess you're right. ONE of my research partners, counting all of the students from both labs, is female and she isn't too unreasonable. I can tell that virtually none of them do anything, but brag about their exam scores.

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>have paper due tomorrow morning
>didnt have time to work on it properly
>it have about a page and a half of ramblings
>too autistic to bullshit, everthing has to be perfect
>breakdown
>cry
>crawl into bed
Guess I'll just drop the class

Pretty sure I failed my physics test today. Electricity and Optics is tough

>>34763213
>Waaaaaah this girl didn't make eye contact with me!

Grow up retard, what the hell? Are you serious?

>>34764339
>grow up
>retard
I'm more "grown up" than most of the people on this board. I volunteer and research nearly daily and I'm only a first year student. Not to mention I'm a STEMfag, so I'm doing actual research, not whatever art majors claim research is.

I'm irritated at the fact that she probably thought I was interested in her. All women essentially think like this, so screw off brainlet.

>have same math teacher for two classes
>she assigns a shit ton of homework
>doing 160 problems in one night
please kill me

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>Online college
>Had to read an article and write a 500 word paper on it 3 days ago
>If I miss it today I won't get credit for it and it'll probably count as missing class time or something
>Been putting it off to play video games and read maid dragon
>Buckle down an hour before today's due date and start working
>8 minutes before due date
>Finished reading really long article, 280 words
>gas gas gas
>Eventually finish and turn it in with one minute left to go

Jesus Christ

But at least now I don't have to worry about any more due assignments until tomorrow

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>>34764451
freshman research

>>34764558
bomb her rate my professor anon. Math should only have 20-30 homework problems a night

>thing they want to teach you
>one to two variances

anything more than that is just busy work

Has anyone here passed the famous calculus test on sequences and series? The class average for last semester was a 30% and I don't even know if it's possible to pass

>>34764943
No, just research. I'm one out of the two freshmen in both labs. My school actually has a higher population of females compared to men, but only one of my research partners is female. Weird, right?

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>>34756116
>tfw have a 125 word assignment due next monday and i haven't started it

>>34765002
it is. do the practice test at the end of the chapter and use your schools tutoring center

>>34765002
Nigger I got a 96% on the sequence/series exam and a 97% on the final which included power series, taylor series, and a bunch of other shit. Either my class was easier than it should have been (which is entirely likely) or it isn't that bad.

new transfer here, college is incredibly fucking degenerate. I thought hookup culture was a meme but its extremely legit, I overhear packs of girls literally talking about how much dick they've taken last weekend. as an asian male I have no chance in partaking in any of this of course, my suitemates literally ignore me to my face when I try speaking to them. time to move off-campus for my sanity next semester

>>34765409
Gook here. Had to swallow the redpill about hookup culture and endless fucking when I got in college as well. It was especially hard for me because I go to University of Southern Chads. Moving out to a off-campus house is the best choice. Currently living in a private room in a house of 8 and life is pretty chill. One housemate has same hobbies as me so we get along quite well too.

>>34765409
Yeah it is pretty degenerate. It's sickeningly basic and frankly upsetting. Whether girls either are reasonable and college ruins them or college just let's them express their inner whore I do not know. I need to get out of the r9k mindset and stop generalizing for long enough to respect a girl for long enough to get to know them. This place isn't very helpful to be honest. Sorry for the ramble, but it's been on my mind.

>>34765551
What wkuld your hobbies be anon??

>>34756258
>>34761214
You go for it, anon!

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>>34765595
>>34765409
It's never too late to do something about it.

>>34764451
>I'm more grown-up than most people here I swear!
>I'm a freshman
Kill yourself. Come back when you can handle Master's degree work you fucking pleb.
Like do you think undergrad is supposed to be hard or something? Especially any freshman level classes.

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I can only ever make friends when I barge into peoples comfort zones and get in their faces

I fucking hate it

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>>34766006
I fear that the issue might be with how I look.
>5'7"
>Decent at best face
>Not scrawny or fat but not exactly toned

I am now of the belief that these things are considered below the standards of any equivalent or slightly below girl. Even if I spoke more and was confident when I did so I think the odds of success are incredibly improbable at best. I would talk to other people about this but the only people who understand the mindset well are other r9k users.

>Tfw gazed long into the abyss and became a monster

>>34763213
Autism. Many such cases.

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>went to uni 2 years ago
>had a pretty chill roommate, me and him had similar hobbies
>smoked cigars on occassion
>the only con was that he would talk way too much, even while I was studying with headphones in
>the only bad thing about our room was that in the winter, the heater would make our room 10,000 degrees F
>tfw no gf, but I'm gay, and I got a bf who treats me like his little princes instead
>mfw this is what I've wanted for so long

Feels pretty good man

>>34766174
Start going to your university gym
I'm still a KV but I've been at it for four months and am seeing gains and just generally feeling better about myself

>>34766185
Perfectly healthy young boy, goes to university, gets injected with degeneracy, starts to change. AUTISM! Many such cases.

>>34765335
Bro you went to a meme school there's no way a math test should be that easy and I doubt you're a fucking genius

>>34766245
I hate to say it but I don't see the point. I already exercise enough to keep myself in good shape. I'm not a virgin but I would be if not for how insane the girl who I lost it to was. I want human intimacy damn it, exercising doesn't make me feel good anymore.

>>34766096
It isn't you faggot. You should act more your age instead of calling people plebs. What's next, cuck?

Undergrad is piss easy, which is why I have time for my research labs and the majority of my classes aren't "freshman level" classes.

>>34766185
t. female

>>34766283
Yes I doubt I'm a genius, in fact I wouldn't place myself anywhere above average just in case I become arrogant. It's a public university with a well-regarded math department so I'm just kind of scratching my head. I do like going back and doing some calc every now and again now desu. Either way, once you get the concepts you can apply them broadly so long as you keep what you previously learned in mind. It really is an interesting math.

>Tfw when life science major
>Tfw you will never get to take a differential equations course

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when all of a sudden all these people you know want to do your course and you go from being the only one you know doing it to being just some nobody again.

fkn pisses me the fuck off, get out of here its mine

CCfag here who currently lives in a shitty place near school but would like to move in with some roommates: how do you guys find your housemates? Normiebook? Scamslist? I tried those two but normiebook has too many handsome Chads or annoying out of my league Stacy's asking for roommates and Scamslist is too shady and filled with scam listings.


It doesnt help that my CC is right next to the beach in a desirable town. Ive made friends with a guy in my math course so far but I dont want to be pushy and ask him about any available rooms in the place he lives in (also near campus)

>>34756983
your school has therapists at no costs to students. talk to one

>going back home on the amtrak to visit parents

>this quirky looking white chick sits next to me

>dont think anything of it since its the amtrak and the train was somewhat full

>ignore her and get out my laptop to watch some capeshit

>she brings out her laptop and puts it next to mine starts watching capeshit as well

>i start to feel uncomfortable because autism

>stop watching movie and look out the window

>she eventually relents and minds her own business

>she gets off first and I noticed that she had a damn fine THICC tier figure and ass

>cringe and regret every time I remember this

When girls do that does that mean they want to talk to you or something? Im insecure about myself so I cant fathom any girl giving me attention like that.

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Damn guys

Just realized I'm not cut out for CS or good at math (failing college level algebra)

Is there anything I can do that pays decently ~50k+ a year?

>>34767031
>failing college level algebra

What does this even mean? Calculus? Precalc?

If you're failing math at that level you simply dont study enough of the material i.e do the fucking math problems.

The vast majority of students that are good in math git gud with hours of practice. No ifs ands or buts.

You're not cut out for CS because you dont work hard enough. Thats it. Change your study habits. Force yourself to work for a few hours everyday and ASK. FOR. HELP. Go to office hours or your uni's math lab. Dont fucking sit there not knowing what to do and not ask for help.

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>exam in 4 hours
>haven't studied

>>34764303
I liked E&M. I hated mechanics though. I would definitely kms if I had to take physics in uni. Very lucky to get the high school credit.

I didnt do well in my calc 2 exam. Fucking hate series analysis. Just so much fucking tests to remember to apply. On top of that my integration was rusty. Probably got a C but oh well. I hope I survive this and wont die by the time I get to multivariate calculus and differential equations

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>lots of cute vietnamese chicks in my class
>theyre very soft spoken in class, but outside they congregate in a flock and are as loud as nigs

Quit being shy, youre in college now you gooks

>tfw when all 4 roommates drop out

Last one dropped out last week. I am slowly becoming a nudist.

>>34767341
Same thing happens here, all the Chinese students move around together in one huge group.

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>chinese gf was a virgin

cya losers

im outta here

>>34767341
I love the asian girls in my class. They all look so cute and feminine just like in my animus. I wouldnt mind dating one even if there was a language and cultural barrier.

I just want to know what it feels like to be with a feminine cute girl.

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>normies keep trying to talk to me
How do I get them to fuck off?

>>34767575
Kindly ask them to stop

Find a new group of people who share your interests

Take up a relaxing, secluded hobby like fishing

Shoot up the campus with a handgun

Plenty of options desu

>>34767575
Fight the next one that talks to you.

>>34767536
Its annoying really, because their usually chill spots are by stairs or near study rooms, which is a bitch because there's usually 15 of them at a time, and again they revert back to their soft spoken nature.

>>34767575
Wear a black trenchcoat and a black shirt with WRATH written on it. Normies fucked off for my senior year

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>live in an apartment alone because no friends
>spend every day on my hobbies (piano/vidya/jerking it/lucid dreaming)
>about two times a month have to study for an exam or something and nearly kill myself because of how much I hate studying

Overall I can't complain. Gets a bit lonely sometimes

>>34767453
Made me chuckle. A (You) for you

Tfw its been half a year and I didn't recognize my suitemate last time she passed me by

She said hi and I couldn't figure out why until five minutes later

>work at memebucks on campus
>co-workers are all tubochads and turbostaceys
>unironically in frats and sororities
>play music on their iphones every night

>we aint never gettin older dun-dun-dun-dun DUN-dundundun ber-ner-ner-ner ber-ner-ner-ner

Literally the only fucking song they know.

>>34768528
That sucks man, I could never work at a coffee place, it just seems really stressful.

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i managed to land a job working in my career field before graduating because they take undergrads at my university

im pretty happy bros even if it isnt a long hour thing

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>Applied to Pharm school a year early because of nagging parents
>Miraculously get accepted
>Now I have to cram 19 credits (4 of them being 4 credit science classes) in this semester
>Work ethic is not up to snuff for this and I'm worried I might fail one, ruining my acceptance and GPA in one fell swoop
Help

>been scraping by at the bare minimum so far this semester.
>this week comes
>I hit rock bottom for some reason, chemical imbalance I guess idk
>Stop going to class, stop doing assignments
>2 exams and a paper today.
>did not study at all, haven't worked on paper at all
>just been sitting in my room playing the vidya until the sun comes up and sleeping until pm hours all week.

dunno why this happens so reliably. It's so predictable. I do this every semester and every semester I say "I'm not gonna do that this semester" and then I do it anyway.
Guess I need to be on meds or something.

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>>34767575
I feel shame avoiding people a girl sat next to me and started looking at me and I accidentally made a scared face at her and she stopped

>>34770646
>I feel shame avoiding people
I don't people are terrible and I hate being forced to interact with them

Just enrolled into a couple online subjects to fill my course up.
Only got this semester with no contact hours and I'm finally fucking done.

What do I do in 3-4 months once I've graduated?
I didn't think this far ahead.

>>34771415
Wagecuck or kill yourself, the only 2 options really

>>34768528
don't forget about that song with the whistling
literally every single normie on my campus listens to that one

https://youtu.be/PT2_F-1esPk

>>34771543
So how do I wagecuck?
Do I have to network and know people first or just walk in with resume and gib me job plz?

I really don't want to go out of my way to meet other people that I don't know by any way at all to get a job from a degree I've payed a fuckton for.

>>34771586
this is the whistle song

https://youtu.be/J7IMwop3RHs

I entered university for the first time two weeks ago. I'm 21. I hate it, i hate it so much. I feel like i don't belong there. I feel like i don't belong with all of those people even thought they're my age. Waking up to go to class every day is suffering but the feeling of dread i get when i think i'll have to do this for years i so much worse. It's enough to make me phisically sick and have to throw up. I'm only doing it to make my parents happy. I have basically no ambitions and frankly don't see my life ending up anywhere decent anyway. I don't want this anymore.

>>34771587
You're past the point of where you should've networked, at this point just apply to places and hope that somewhere takes you

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Flatmates made a groupchat without me

>>34772782
are you an annoying fag?

>about to be invited out to the bars again
>will be spending the whole night watching my roommate attempt to build the courage to talk to women
>he won't talk to a single one
it would be entertaining if it wasn't so sad

>>34772782
>Flatmates
Wat? Your 2D friends came to life and have phones now?

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>>34772849
No I'm just boring

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>be 25
>3/4 years complete of medical school
>think about being in college when I lived with my friends and took interesting classes
>think about how I am still very immature, no gf, dont get along with people, and am rapidly getting older and my youth is fading but feel like not much forward progress, hate my normie striver classmates, fallen out of touch with nice people from college, no one i can get close to now, no gf, and I am older, going bald, man working my butt off to get an MD should have made me less of a loser, my voice sounds gay still

Remember, today is the first feel of the rest of your life! and it never ends

>>34766331
Guys it's me from yesterday. Guess what? I only have one class today and some research. Some girl managed to piss me off again.

>was studying in computer lab
>finishes and goes to lab
>as I'm waking sees a female
>"shit don't look at her"
>notice out of the corner that she as soon as she saw me she looked down at the ground
>internally screaming
Because of my autism, this one event is going to ruin my day. I should really transfer if I act like this around women at a female dominant school.

>>34764768
You should do those assignments as soon as they get assigned. Then, reward yourself with vidya afterwards.

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>tfw doing art for my degree
>tfw this term we have to research about contemporary themes
>had modernism today
>had to look at Duchamp's shitty toilet and sit through 7 minutes of silence at John Cage's composition

why the fuck am I studying this? At least now I know when exactly it all started going wrong

>>34765116
>125 words

Anon, that's like 15 minutes of typing.

>>34773367
i watched the first 15 minutes of "Waiting for Godot" on youtube then realized this is stupid bullshit they force kids in high school and english/philosophy 101 courses to watch and write some made up shit about so some jew professor can collect their 25k a year for teaching 2 classes adjunct at a local CC bullshit.

>>34773391
Yeah it's horrible. I can't paint a certain subject just because I like it, there has to be a deep philosophical reason behind it.

I mean maybe they're right? But it's just making me feel trapped and wonder if this was a bad decision

>>34773508

If you want to make art you dont go to art school you go to ART

*tip*

but really

>>34770449

>on meds
>still do this

Granted, it's much improved. I skip a lot fewer classes nowadays, hand in more assignments, and study more. At the same time, it's retarded that I skip schoolwork at all because I have no extracurricular activities or friends to occupy my time. It's all 4chan and tv shows.

Also, this cold weather is killing me. It's hard to make myself go outside when it's cold, wet, and windy. I want to hibernate.

>>34773524
My parents expect me to go to uni because they went, and I had nothing better to study than this

Does anyone else fucking hate language classes? I just can't do well in them, no matter how had I try. I have a high GPA, but I think this class is gonna ruin it. Hopefully Trump will no longer make language classes a requirement for kids, so they don't have to go through this bullshit.

>>34770361
Life begins over 40 credits, famalam.

>>34756596
Same, just subtract 1 year.

>>34773612

What language are you in, bru?

I wanted to major in a language but it's kind of useless because every foreigner knows English and can translate to and from their language better than I ever could.

>>34773612
>I have a high GPA, but I think this class is gonna ruin it
Language classes are easy as fuck and only required for meme degrees, so either way it's your fault

>>34773635
American Sign Language. I've tried french and Spanish, and I suck at both of them. I'm only marginally better at this, but the fact that I'm required to learn this brings me down.

Anyone from warwick? I want to go to the computer society but dont want to go alone.

>>34773668

>ASL

Oh yeah, fuck that. I like words better than hand choreography.

I hide my social anxiety, my insecurities and social ineptness by being quiet.

But born into above average face,frame and height meme

Classmates mistake it for "strong quiet type" for some reason and try to include me in social activities and stuff.

> tfw mind is occupied on how many shifts I have to do this month to at least cover rent and food. Thinking about all the shit I have to do but can't afford and update skills I can't delay.

Fucking end me. University is a mistake.

>tfw you realize that the major you chose was a huge mistake but you're a junior and it's too late to change without setting yourself back by two years

Going to career counseling tomorrow to try to salvage something from this shit heap, wish me luck lads

>>34773768
>don't talk to anybody
>people feel bad that you just sit alone all the time
>invite you to things in an attempt to befriend you
>"I must be attractive"

>>34773135
>tfw I'm literally like this but I'm 22
How weird.

What's the best "smart" drug?

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>>34774097
this honestly famiIia

>>34773973
Whay mayor did you choose?

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About to graduate in a few months with a BSc in Entomology. Real life is going to fuck my shit up once I leave. Don't make me go

>>34773220
what a rough life you live anon

>>34774432
noopept + adderall or just speed paste cut up into pills which is vastly cheaper and slightly less effective

>>34764962
t. someone who has never taken real math

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>>34756116
>tfw failing fucking medieval history 101

>>34775063
What's with the sarcasm? Friday's are my easiest days, so the rest of my week isn't just one class and research.

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Normie roommates edition?? I got this

>weekend on a friday
>go to bed at a normal/late time (1am)
>roommate was partying
>hasn't come back yet
>start to get into that fog right before you fall asleep
>door opens, it awakens me but I still play it off like I'm sleeping to avoid any awkwardness
>hear mumbling and whispering
>ohshit.jpg he brought a girl
>hear him lay down on his bed
>eyes literally wide open staring at the wall
>hear girl moaning
>wet sounds
>heart pounding like a motherfuck but I dare not move an inch
>she starts moaning pretty loud actually
>starts calling his name
>more wet sounds
>stopped momentarily providing me with temporary release
>emphasis on temporary because he rebounded back like 3 times to perpetuate my want for death or at least to be knocked out
>eventually it stops, I fall asleep
>wake up next morning and just walk to the library to be alone

this happened twice, the second of which I confronted him about, then the next time it happened he literally had sex with a girl in the bathroom (slapping noises ensue from behind closed doors) but at least you know I wasn't in the same room

>>34773612
Nah my Japanese grades are carrying my GPA rn.

Failing my introductory CS class. It's extremely difficult, uses a programming language no one uses, and is just a weed-out class in general. Should I keep going?

>>34758655
this dude again

I did it guys, I messaged my brother and he showed up and brought a friend to do it too

im gonna make it, bros ;w;

>was in charge of the computer, recording measurements
>spend 10 minutes slowly saving all files to group members memory stick
>group member explains loosely how to do it
>"o-ok..."
>save it to wrong thing, have to start over
>they just sit and watch me as I sperg out

who here medical school hopeful

>girls walk past and glance at me
>look away
>then take second look and occasionally make eye contact

happened like 5 times in the past three days but I don't know if it is because I am attractive or ugly

>>34776100
just curiosity, but what language?

>>34767167
As the kind of guy who doesn't need to study a lot (but still does because I enjoy it). You're wrong.
Some people are just not cut out for high level maths. Of course, the same courses could be much harder or easier depending on how shit tier is your university.

Plenty of people don't try hard enough, but you shouldn't assume.

>>34775893
hah, I was on the other side of that deal, but we did try to be quiet, that was actually making it more exciting.
Still we failed and my roomate woke up...

Who here zero friends on campus?

It's friday and I'm watching the Blair Witch Project for the millionth time alone in my dorm room. I don't even like it that much.

>>34776948
>it's a go to the library and pretend to do work in the breaks between lectures episode

fucking every day lads

>>34776948
I don't even like rewatching movies once. I couldn't imagine a million times

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Finished my first week of my master's internship at a medical research lab, and I'm doing that thing again where I just can't stop thinking about the many different ways I can screw up during the next 4 months.

What if I they ask me to do things I'm incapable of? What if I accidentally make big errors? What if they notice that I somehow have lucked myself through my bachelor's? What if they think I'm not good enough to get my degree after all?

I can't take this fucking stress and I haven't even started properly yet. Is this how I'm gonna feel as a wageslave as well?

>>34776948
I have no fucking friends at this college and I'm a senior. 4 years and I haven't made a single lasting friend. Managed to do it in highschool and still have those friends why didn't I just go to a college they went to holy fuck.

Now I have a take-home exam that I'm working on and have about 50% completed. I'm totally lost on the rest. Maybe if I had friends or knew how to talk to anyone in my classes I'd have met someone I could have been working on this WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FREE 100% TEST but now I'm screwed

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>>34776999
>it's a go to the library and pretend to do work in the breaks between lectures episode

Are you me or am I you?

Cause this shit hit a little too close to home F A M.

>>34777113
What class is it for? Just look up how to do that shit online nigga

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Well, this is it, anons. I've managed to get a date tomorrow night with a grill who is fine with my autistic and weird personality. If all goes well, I will be free from the curse of robothood.

>>34777060

Repetition is comfy to me. That's one of the things that makes me boring and have no friends.

>>34776999

I did this back when I commuted every day.

>>34777138
got to look busy, wouldn't want people to think we have no friends right

h-haha

>>34777181
see you literally tomorrow night, probably when she goes to the bathroom and you have an autistic freakout on /r9k/

>>34777150
Real Analysis, a math class. Teacher wrote the exam himself, and I can't find shit that's remotely similar to these questions online. Guarantee 90% of the class is just working with their friends and I don't know whether to be angry with myself or give into the more pathetic anger of being angry at others because they're doing what I'd be doing if I could

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>>34776948
Reportin

OREGANO FEELERINO

>>34777113

>Managed to do it in highschool and still have those friends why didn't I just go to a college they went to holy fuck

This is exactly my situation. By some random stroke of luck, I managed to accumulate a small "squad" as the kids say of three other kids. We got along great, had similar hobbies, and could banter for hours. The only problem was that they're all kind of lacking academically and went to worse schools then I did.

I went to a "good" school but it's absolutely packed with normies. I had my reasons, but otherwise any sane robot wouldn't go here in the first place.

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>tfw your younger siblings use you as an argument point as to why they should be allowed to move out for college
it hurts so much.

>I DON'T WANT TO END UP FRIENDLESS LIKE ANON
>THE COMMUTE IS TOO LONG ANON DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS PLANS ANYWAY
>I DONT CARE ABOUT THE COST I ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB UNLIKE ANON
>DO YOU WANT ME TO BE DEPRESSED JUST LIKE ANON?

>>34776948
You should be glad you don't have friends. I somehow made a few on the first day and now I have to sit with them at lunch and lie about normie shit I did over the weekend.

>>34777259
I didn't even go to a good school. I got accepted to a better school as well, could have applied and been accepted to two other good schools in-state as well, all closer than the school I'm at now. All better towns too. I don't know what convinced me to come here, it wasn't money, friends, wasn't eager to get away from my parents (I assume, since I have no issues with them).

What compels me to make some of the decisions I've made in my life

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>had to tell my undergrad thesis supervisor about my anxiety and depression
>felt my voice cracking halfway through
>mfw

At least she let me work alone.

>>34777319
>she

bet she has told all her colleagues, probably gonna gossip about you now

not to be a cunt but it's true

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>Tfw I saw Chris chan while at the library
Holy shit, what the fuck

>>34777234
teachers or professors do this to weed out the loners. They know who you are by doing this.

>>34756596
fugg i thought law school anons would get laid on the reg

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>>34777196
I catch my peers walking/eating/smoking alone all the time and know how to hold a conversation through a careful scripting of a potential discussion in my mind before it occurs.

But I'm afraid to approach them for the purpose of meaningful social interaction outside of class because I'm also intensely mistrustful of others and think that they would laugh behind my back with their friends later on.

Life is suffering.

>>34777353
>law students
>getting laid
Pfthahahah

>>34777337
She already had to clear it with the course admin, so that ship has sailed. It honestly bothers me a lot less than talking about it in person. At least she's a new hire and doesn't know too many people.

>>34777337
>>34777319

this. happend to me, someone i knew heard some professors talking shit about me behind my back. I know it is true because he refferenced things only the professor would have known.

>>34777370
>>34777196
>>34777138
>>34776999
why do you pretend to be busy at university? I remember in Highschool everyone recognized each other and I grew up with some of them, so I would pretend to be busy.

But why do you care if people see you alone in Uni? We're all adults here, everyone has their own shit going on. I don't care and I'm friendless as fuck.

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>>34777317
>What compels me to make some of the decisions I've made in my life

Knowledge about such esoteric questions is beyond the ken of us mortals so don't even bother contemplating them.

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>saw a cute girl walking alone yesterday
>oh man maybe i should try talking to her!
>today she walked to class with a friend

WHY DOES EVERY GIRL HAVE TO FRIENDS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUCKING GIRL THAT IS FRIENDLESS LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!

>>34777463
Join a Japanese class

Is it weird going to the library at 2am to study?

Will people think I'm some sort of homeless loser?

>>34777504
Nope, just Asian

>>34777402
Because the "personality" which I have cultivated amongst my acquaintances and professors as a smart, sophisticated and passionate individual would come under suspicion once they find me being along all the time and it's revealed that I'm unable to form real relationships outside of work.

>>34766910
yeah she wanted to talk

>>34767188
this was me. i cheated by studying early in the term so when I didn't study during crunch time i still did really well because i knew my stuff

:)

anyone else do drugs in their dorm? nights when i can get high and sleep in are the only thing that's keepin me going desu

>>34777649
yes, it's the most interesting thing about me and the thing that consumes most of my attention. I purvey weird research chemicals
I'm probably going to fry my brain. Just kidding I have good use habits. But it's still pretty fucked up

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Post your /Uni/, I'll start.

Carleton University.

>>34777347

4real?

Are you sure? Are you in the right area?

>>34777649
I drank a beer once in my room.

>>34777719
Bedroom University... I do my classes online.

>>34777721
Yeah, I did a double take, but definitely him. I go to UVA. I heard rumors that he went to an anime con around here, but never expected to actually see him

>>34777649
Haven't done drugs since I moved here.

But have got a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey in my hand.

Time to drown out the weekend.

>>34777704
i used to experiment with RC psychedelics at home but i'd be afraid to try them in a small confined dorm room. for now i just vape thc and chill the fuck out

>>34777768
Where did you move to?

>>34777765

Well, congratulations on the cryptid sighting I guess. I used to follow "Christory" pretty closely, would've been a little starstruck.

They say that seeing him in daylight grants you one boyfriend-free girlfriend.

>>34777824
Canada my senpaitachi.

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Anyone else studying something pretty useless? Media sciences here. It's not impossible to do something with it where I live but you would have to put in some effort and make good contacts which I know I'll likely never do

>>34757833
Holy fuck. My 11 year old niece is taller than you.

Jesus Christ. My condolences.

>>34776755
probably MATLAB or pascal

pascal is stupidly easy tho

>>34766910
You should have talked to her you autistic faggot. What is wrong with you robots?

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>>34776647
same

but im a 19 yo virgin so i must just be uggo or something

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>>34777944
B.A English

I want to be a writer...

>>34777944
May be a dumb question, what exactly does media studies encompass?

>>34777895
Almost wanted to take a pic, but oh well

>>34776999
Get out of my head. Im literally doing that right now

>>34778068

It's not really worth it to touch the poop anymore. He doesn't lolcow like he used to.

>>34778119
Figured as much, not sure how manages to still sink lower. He had fading greenish dyed hair and was wearing tights and a skirt

>>34778012
>What is wrong with you robots?

Where-do-you-think-you-are.jpg

How do you guys find your housemates when you're autistic and wary of getting close to people? I want to live next to campus but can only afford to pay for a room in a shared house

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>>34777504
>>34777535

Why is it always Asians working at like 3am in the library? Do they just not have any social life? What do they even do?

>>34762072
>he doesn't have an entire apartment to himself

>>34778236
Can't bring shame to the famiry

>>34778236

At my school, Asians are usually filthy rich and in huge cliques. I'm guessing that if the FOB types don't fit in with them they're pretty scrapped for friends.

Also, they've got reverse Affirmative Action working against them combined with their tiger parents back home to finish their Computer Science / Electrical Engineering double major 24 credit hour courseload with a 5.0.

>>34778040
My sister is about to get her masters in English. Seems pretty useless, good luck anon

>>34778050
Not a dumb question. It's pretty broad, we have courses dealing with the history of media (newspapers, telegraph, radio etc to today's social media), media theories (convergence of media for example, ie. smartphones) and I we're about to learn to make short films in a new course this semester

>>34777719
Waterloo master race.

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>another friday night spent in your room, alone
>too far into the year to try socialising with your neighbours who barely know you
>all of your friends commute from home so never hang out past 4pm
>you do a course with a 1:9 female:male ratio so you have no female friends or any chance with any woman

how do i meet grills? i get smiled/stared at by random grills so I know i might have a chance if I actually interacted with them.

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>>34778359
>Waterloo
>Master Race

LMAO @ UR LYF RN

>>34765116
125? you could do that in under an hour anon

>>34778483
I mean you aren't wrong. Socially it is pretty bad here. But that's how I like it. Everyone is an introvert. Plus we get dank coops so I can spend money on hedonism.

>>34778455
Go to uni parties that have people from other courses. I'm lucky enough that two thirds of my course is girls but this might be your only chance

>>34778527
>Go to uni parties

how do I get invited to one?

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>>34777719
UofT master race

>>34778582
Doesn't your uni have a facebook page? Mine does and I just get added to the events automatically. I'm not talking private parties here but those semi-yearly official parties

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Repostan from dead thread
>day off work
>oh well gonna study for the upcoming exam that is the most tedious shit ever
>end up 1 hour studying and play videogames/brose 4chan/watch anime the rest of the day
>lecture in he evening
>younger brother asks me if I want to play Dota (I only play it with him)
>skip class
The crippling loneliness is getting to me.
Ever since I lost my best friend, grew apart with some other friends and lost my previous classmates (it took me a year to even establish those contacts, things have been going downhill.

I'd just need one good friend where we "get" eachother and send us whattsapp on a daily basis and can meet spontaniously to grab something to eat and maybe play some videogames together (like I used to do before, until he got "too busy"; maybe chinese people have some different view on friendshits). One good friend, I wouldn't need any more.

I really feel like crying my eyes out, the first time in a long while. I might fail that class if I don't get my shit together (again, it's what started this whole downward spiral to a degree).

>>34778582
add all the frats and sororities on facebook

>From the civilised South
>Move to Coventry
>Oh fuck oh fuck
>Can't leave my room after dark

>>34778615
ah yeah you're right, there are a lot of those. I guess I'll just get drunk and go to one of em and hope no one I know is there and try my luck. I'm in London so a lot of these take place in all the clubs we have around here.

>>34778646
uk unis don't have greek life

>>34778584
How is it over there? Academics? Campus? Students? Profs?

Was thinking to apply there but it's too expensive.

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>roommate was a noisy keyboard
>all he does is play overmeme all day

>>34778701
Classes are pretty good albeit a little liberal for my taste if you're not taking stem.

Campus is really nice, I enjoy just walking around.

There are literally 90000 students so it's kinda hard to fit in anywhere + a lot of foreign students and autists so it kinda sucks in that way

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I wish I was the person I am when drunk.

People say that I'm hilarious when I'm drunk, and I've managed to get a girls number twice in a row

When I'm sober, I'm always tired, don't know how to hold conversations properley and just awkward in general.

Wew

I haven't been a registered student for months because my financial aid seems to have disappeared out of no where. Should I just drop out now or keep pretending I'm a student and go to class?

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>>34777719
Ryerson University.
It's nice to see all these leafs.

>>34778892
keep pretending your entire life, but also pretend to be retarded so they indulge you and you eventually become a feature of the campus that tour guides point out

>>34778850
I'm like this too. I've managed to make several friends and made out with a girl when drunk but at classes I try to keep it low.

>>34778850
I wish I got invited somewhere to get drunk

>>34778897
What is the connection between Canada and Robotism?

>>34779006
I only started going out because my room mates asked for some reason, I was planning on staying inside playing hearthstone all night that day, guess I got lucky :I

>>34778989
In class I have a few people I can talk to, but most of the time it's headphones in for me, I have to be in the mood to talk to people and I hate it

>>34778850
I feel you. I'm literally the life of the party when I'm drunk - get numbers and make plenty of mates. But when I'm sober I can barely fucking talk to people. Permanent drunk would be pretty sweet.

>>34776755
Racket/scheme

>going to college while living with parents
>have had a job for 5 years and pay for school myself since they have no interest
>they constantly have the television or radio blasting, sometimes simultaneously, always drunk
>24 years old and called a 'fucking asshole' because I'm doing schoolwork instead of leaving my room to eat dinner

One day I nearly cried because being at school and driving back to my shitty home life made me realize I was finally surrounded by a group of people I want to be with.

>>34779175
I'm just not old enough to be a functioning alcholic

Who else here /4 weeks in and no absences/

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>>34780399
3 weeks in and 4 absences here senpai

>>34780399
Here. I RARELY ever miss class. I only missed class once last semester and that's because I was sick.

Skippers are retarded. You're paying to be there so you might as well go to class.

>>34780399
>3 weeks in
>2 absences
I'm a fuck up but atleast it's a retard class. Lit and Culture.

>>34780399

I'm /5 weeks in and a limited amount of purpose absences/

I suck. But besides that I fucking need to do better at getting up for my 8am. I missed a quiz last class.

>tfw all your classes have attendance points

>>34780477
>skippers are retarded

Well I'm not going to preach my intelligence but I'd say it's more a case of anxiety and disorganization. A lot of classes were skipped doing homework or studying for a different class. Time management... I have none.

Why do people have to bother me? I don't do anything or make any attempt to interact with these people, yet I seem to constantly get bothered every fucking moment. It's not high school anymore, I don't have to talk to you, so fuck off.

>tfw no one else on r9k goes 2 ur yuni

>>34781122

same

fucking normie state university

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Anyone ever seen anything like this?

>class in big lecture hall, 80-100 students
>always sit in the second row, sit behind this woman who I peg to at least be in her late 30s
>every class, all she does is type what the professor is saying verbatim into a Word document
>and I really do mean verbatim, everything from "Good morning" to the occasional "um"
>really fucking weird
>had our first test last week, she wasn't there
>professor passed around an attendance sheet on Monday because he knows people have been skipping lecture, she didn't sign it
>obviously not enrolled in the class
>caught a glimpse of her name from her Windows lock screen today
>Google it
>she has a pretty long criminal record (mostly minor shit like shoplifting and weed possession, but still)

Does anyone know what the fuck she is doing?

I have two theories, but neither one of them gels.

>She just wants to learn what is being taught, doesn't want to pay or isn't looking for a degree. But why wouldn't she just take regular notes? And how did she know what the class is, where it was meeting, etc.
OR
>She's uploading her Word documents somewhere for other people to "take the class" for free. But a transcript of the professor doesn't really mean shit without access to the lecture slides.

Maybe some richfag is paying her to do this so they don't have to show up to class, but still knows what is going on?

Help me crack this case, lads.

>>34781287
i've seen something similar actually. there was an older guy in our lectures taking notes and he never signed the attendance sheet. I never got his name or anything but i saw him talking to one younger lad and from what i gathered the young lad had some sort of dyslexia or some shit so the older guy was his note-taker?

does she sit next to anyone else or talk to anyone else?

Finally got round to signing up for student counselling. Hopefully I can sort stuff out.

This thread seems decent. Usually it's just people complaining about girls the entire thread.

>>34781335

Interesting.

No, I've never see her utter a word to anyone. It is one of those classes where everyone sits in the same place everyday (at least in the front), and she does sit next to the same guy every day.

But like I said, I never see her talk to that guy.

Your theory makes sense though. Occam's razor and whatnot.

>>34781353
how long did it take? i think i need to see someone too.

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>>34756116
>tfw only failed the first half of the semester
feels damn good to be only 50% failure

>>34781366
my theory doesn't explain why she would be copying it down verbatim including all the ums etc. why not just use a dictaphone?

>>34781380
Idk, I didn't receive an e-mail with an appointment from them yet. I just sent in the form listing what's wrong etc.

>>34781416
ah fair. what sort of issues are you having, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>34777719
Rochester Institute of Technology. Im pretty sure there are other anons on here from RIT

>>34777719
Wesleyan University

>>34781435
Mainly having trouble attending classes and going outside. I only went to 2 out of12 classes this week because most days I wake up and can't find the willpower to do a single thing. It's mostly caused by my inability to have a proper sleeping schedule for the past 3 years.

Apart from that I don't socialise and really struggle with it. This happened to me once in the past and I ended up failing the entire semester. I feel like it's out of my control and it's snowballing again into some kind of messed up situation.

>>34781559
I think if I knew people in my classes I would be more interested in attending otherwise they would find out and be concerned. But since literally no-one keeps track or knows of my movements, I just slip up and don't care anymore and there's no-one to keep me in line.

>>34773220
bro your life sounds fucking hard i really feel bad for you you stupid fucking cunt retard

> girls keeps being nice to me and talkative in lectures

> in a relationship

wew lads

>>34781353

>it's just people complaining about girls the entire thread

I hate this.

I'm struggling to keep my grades, health, and sanity in check while dealing with the fact that I have no friends. I don't give a shit about getting laid for a night.

>>34781628
Exactly. Romance won't solve any of my problems. Before I can even consider women/men and relationships I need to fix myself and idk how long that alone will take. If your main problem is worrying about no gf than I'd say you're lucky.

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>>34761133
>>tfw you can't turn into a ghost so you can stalk your oneitis and see what she does all day

same

Anyone here in /Durham/?
>snowing edition

>>34777719
Lancaster, hi from across the pond.

>>34781714

Your oneitis waits until you're gone then complains about the "annoying creepy guy" to her friends

>>34781747
England?

originalplex

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>another night with little sleep
I just have too many thoughts in my head, I can't relax.

>>34781401
My guess would be maybe they were videotaping the lecture and needed the subtitles for the deaf kids.

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>he goes to a uni and doesn't go to a party

try community college faggots. Everyone here is 25 and married. Literally can't do shit, I asked 6 girls in a row until someone said they weren't married, also I can't even tell who is 18 or 28.

Fucking 10 clubs of dead shit with like 5 people in them. Can't make social gains at all

>>34781844
Yeh boi
Tbh I'm a /fit/izen I just come here for the feels

>>34782000

>parties
>clubs

What board do you think you're on?

I've been to one single party in the two years I've been here. I stood around awkwardly, sweated a lot, then left early.

Skipped 3 weeks of University because I just felt very unmotivated, my professors from all courses emailed me what is going on and if I am okay, haven't got back to them...

Help me robbits...

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>take multiple adderall
>smoke while stimmed
>no desire to smoke while not stimmed

Anyone else feel like this? I only go threw one pack a cigarettes every 2 month

>>34782194

Wow. Your professors actually care enough to message you.

Your first stop should probably be a counselor. Any good school offers free ones. Talk to them and decide what you want to do with the rest of the semester.

Since you can't go back in time and make up the attendance, I'd reply to the professor's emails explaining your situation and asking if there's still a chance to pass the class. If there is, take that into consideration. If you're in too deep it may be time to just drop out for the semester. Proper documentation can get you a medical withdrawal with no negative effects on your record if it's due to mental illness.

During your counseling and even before that, try identifying the source of the problem. Important questions to ask:

>Do I actually want to be in college and earn a degree?
>Am I taking a major and classes that are a good fit for me?
>Am I operating at my full potential right now?
>Would I be able to operate at my full potential with proper treatment?
>Am I willing to put in the effort, all factors considered, for however many years I have left?