>Dad found the zucchini dildo

>Grandpa found my oneitis-hair wreath

>mummy found the excrement bunny

>Dad detected the dildo decimator

>>34754984
>Brother found the shit vial

>>34754984
>Mom found the semen soup ladle

>autists found the post button

>mummy found the cum carpet
true story

>>34754984
No joke about a year ago I used a cucumber to fuck my ass while watching some trap porn and after I finished I hid it in my closet so my parents wouldnt find it (22 YO NEET) and forgot about it. Well a week or so later my mom came in my room becuase it smelled bad and went to my closet and found a rotted moldy cucumber hidden under a hat I hope she doesnt know what I used it for was pretty degenerate.

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> mom found my estrogen and antiandrogen pills in my room when i was 19
Yeah, that was scary a bit.

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>>34756351
She knows, Anon. She knows...

Now every time you talk. Even if it ends in you two laughing. You will be able to see it in her eyes. The time she found her sons buttcumber

>>34756351
She knew. Why the fuck else would you have a cucumber mysteriously hidden in your closet?

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>>34754984
Mum found the cum sleeping-bag

I used a dumbbell handle without the weights

>uncle roger found the smegma sarcophagus

>>34756416
Did it turn out okay? Has she accepted you?

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>Dad found the cummy kitchen

>>34754984
Do you eat this dildo afterwards or just throw it out?