I guess I'm a fembot again.

>>34754742
ROASTIE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>34754742
>I guess I'm a fembot again

>One of those men who make my brain shout "No!" but my body scream "Yes!"

Kill yourself.

we warned you about chads you dumb roastie

but did you listen?

>>34754742
>"irresistable"
That's what you get for being a pathetic roastie REEEEEEEE

>>34754742
LMFAO

ROASTIES BTFO

>One of those men who make my brain shout "No!" but my body scream "Yes!"

I can't tell if this is bait or you're really this stupid. If the latter, well, you had a conscious thought earning you not to engage this Chad and guess what. Ya did anyway.

Women confirmed as the weaker sex

>>34754742
>be fembot
>has sex

This is why women can't be robots.

That's weird... Genital herpes is not the same one as oral herpes. Also herpes is mostly infectious when there's a visible irritation. Didn't you notice that in his mouth?

>>34754742
Assuming this is real

Why did you do it?
Have you ever had vaginal sex?

>>34754819
If you saw a hot girl who wanted to have sex with you at a party then you'd go for it too its not just women hahahha

>>34754742
This is the reason I never have sex.

>inb4 what are condoms

I AM A FUCKING ROBOT, I DON'T BUY CONDOMS JUST BECAUSE OF EXPECTATIONS

>>34754843
I was drunk and horny, I didn't notice anything weird.
>>34754850
Because he was hot? And yes I'm not a virgin.

>>34754879
Have you ever been BLACKED?

>>34754856
>hahaha

End yourself.

>>34754879
>Because he was hot? And yes I'm not a virgin.
Have you ever considered not being a slut?

good, kys

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>>34754856
A hot girl at a party doesn't make my mind shout "no!" That's a giant green light.

There was something about this Chad that you're not telling us. Maybe you saw a sore on his face and subconsciously suppressed it because, hey, he's hot and feminism yadda yadda. Now you've got herpes. Probably should've given him an ocular pat down before hooking up

>>34754869

Seeing your condoms go past their expiry date is disheartening

>>34754742
>>34754879
There are treatments for it. Its not the end of the world. Some beta (One of those men that make your body say "no!" but you mind sighs and says "Oh well...fuck it...I guess this'll do...") would happily take care of you.

>>34754742
>herpes
>a few days later
>went to see a gyno
So you caught it before anything serious happened and you're overreacting for all of these replies and this one too?

kthxbaisagein

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>(yous) rolling in

like clockwork

>>34754905
I'm not a slut, he was the first guy I had sex with in 6 months.
>>34754897
What?
>>34754944
Yes I got some antiviral tablets for it but they haven't helped yet

it happens, my dude

>>34754979
op dosnt get you(s you humongos idiot!

>>34754988
BLACKED. Have you ever fucked a black guy?

>>34755047
No, I generally don't find black guys to be hot.

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>>34754988
first out of how many?

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>>34754742
kek good future pasta

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>>34754879
Why the fuck are you here?!

maketh thiseth originaleth

>>34754856
>talking to robots
>party
>hot girl

>>34754742
Could you please not post?

>>34754843
That's not weird. Go read about herpes, retard. Genital herpes is most commonly associated with HSV 2 while oral herps with HSV 1 but both strains CAN infect both parts of the body and this is becoming more common.

>>34755000
issa joke

>>34754742
Enjoy your ruined life I guess.
Hate to say it but you deserved that.

>>34754742
Looks like your roast... Is toast!

>>34754742
how the FUCK did you not notice a giant sore on his lips? This is your fault entirely.

>>34754843
>Didn't you notice that in his mouth?
As you said. You don't need to have sores for the virus to shed. Herpes is for life and is now being linked with other conditions like alzheimer. Sex is for disgusting normies.

>>34755301
Herpes can be transmitted even when there are no sores. Most likely OP is a giant whore and had herpes way before having sex with that guy and coincidentaly got sores the day after.

>>34755122
Racist bitch.

>>34754944
>One of those men that make your body say "no!" but you mind sighs and says "Oh well...fuck it...I guess this'll do...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA good one.

>reddit9k is this easy to bait

lmao! SAD!

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>have herpes on my dick
>didn't get it from sex, have had it for as long as I can remember
Here to confirm your life is over, this shit has fucked with me so hard that it turned me into an useless NEET. The thought in the back of my head at all times of not being able to have sex and possibly not reproducing has completely destroyed my confidence and my mind.

Your life isn't necessarily over though, I can image there still being men out there who don't give a shit as long as they get laid. Women won't do that to men though.

>>34754897
Good, good

He capitalized all the letters

>>34754742
>my brain shout "No!" but my body scream "Yes!"

If ever there was a reason to generally hate all women, overall...

>>34754856
>If you saw a hot girl who wanted to have sex with you at a party then you'd go for it too its not just women

No, many men wouldn't go for it. A lot of guys have enough self-restraint or respect, to not fuck anything that moves and comes their way. That's the main difference between the sexes.

>>34755607
feels before reals, typical woman.

Troll story. Oral herps not the same as genital.

>>34755766
Read >>34755255

origamimimi

>>34755766
It is. Both strains of the virus can infect both parts of the body.

Americans are such pussies.

>>34754742
I know this is bait but there are actual non-robots who'll perform these mental gymnastics so I encourage you to not continue making threads like this.

>>34755700
Are you serious?

Men would literally fuck anything with a wet hole

>>34755945
Many men would. Many wouldn't.

>>34755700
You've got it the wrong way round.

A LOT of people have herpes in one form or another. It sucks but it doesn't mean you're doomed.

>>34755945
>Men would literally fuck anything with a wet hole
Not all men. We are used to think about things in the long-term. A viral STD is for life.

>>34755966

100% of women would leave their lifelong true love partner for a one night stand with Chad.

>>34755945
Nah, call me cucked or whipped but all I need to get my virgin body off is a plastic vagina and some steamy hentai and I'm good for the rest of the night. Having to satisfy another party turns me off.

>>34754742
>meets chad
>has casual sex
>gets an std
>"""fembot"""
>friends
Masterfully crafted b8. I hope you trigger lots of autists with it, OP

>>34755504
>4chan
>ever not easy to b8

>>34755700
If anything females are more selective

>>34754742
fuck off to normiebook and whine there, normie roastie

>>34755986
I think you need to take a break from /r9k/ before it breaks you

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>>34754742
>having sex before marrage
you get what you get you slut
you were never a fembot
this is bait
and if it isn't that you got punished for whoring yourself out like this
it's a good thing I have nothing better to do
or else this would have nattered

>>34756165
When a guy fits all their criteria though, he can get away with literally anything. And Chad fits all the criteria.

>>34754742
That what you get for your sexual deviance you disgusting degenerate.

Also, you're a fucking normie like every other woman on the fucking planet and you need to get the fuck off of my board.

>>34756165
But they only take attractiveness in consideration. Men are less selective attractiveness wise but when we are losers we take much more in consideration, like virginity, personality and everything else.

Friendly reminder that if you respond to a bait thread with "THIS IS BAIT!! NICE TRY" it doesn't make you any less baited. Its all about the (You)'s, not the content

>>34754856
Maybe, but we will never get that chance because we are robots. OP having that chance makes her automatically not a fembot. A fembot is a woman who has never had the opportunity to have sex with anyone - ANYONE, not just someone she finds attractive - despite having a strong urge to. Needless to say, that type of woman does not exist.

>>34754879
>And yes I'm not a virgin.

>Thread title: I guess I'm a fembot again.
Definite bait

>>34754988
>I'm not a slut
>Fucks people she doesn't know
The absolute STATE of you, woman. Disgusting.

>>34756213
>MOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
post the one about the ebil Jews next

>>34756342
I don't understand your post, what are you trying to imply with it?

>>34756379
That you're >le edgy meme guy

>>34756233
Look who just go baited hard

>>34756233
Nice another (you) to add to my collection

>>34756401
What's edgy about the statistics?

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>>34755986
This

Oregonal Traileth

>>34756233
>Being THIS baited

>>34756423
Anyone can dig up a bunch of numbers and make it look like x is related to y

>>34756594
No. They are not random numbers. They are the results of studies. Why do you go so low to defend women?

>>34756641
this is why ur a virgin anon

>>34756791
Nice argument. I wish you have a lot of fun on this board, reddit faggot.

>>34756823
im not a virgin therefore i do not go on reddit, stay baited nigger

>>34756594
Not an argument, point out what is wrong.

>>34756863
>im not a virgin
Then you shouldn't be here either.

You aren't a fembot.
Go post on /soc/ I'm sure some desperate, sad cuck will accept you.

Excellent example as to why being a slut is a terrible idea.

>>34754988
you are disgusting, i hope i avoid people like you irl

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>>34754742
You're supposed to present stories as greentext numbnuts

>>34754742
all these spergs taking such pathetically weak bait.

Big fucking deal. Roughly 90% of sexually active adults have Herpes and like 100% have HPV

Who gives a fuck

>>34756641
>No. They are not random numbers. They are the results of studies
HAHAHAHHAA HOLY SHIT NIGGA

>>34754742
Seems legit. But if true, kill yourself.

>>34757163
He is right though. Correlation exists. You can't imply causality as in X therefore Y, but you can strongly state X and Y are related.

In this particular case you can't say that fucking around is bad for women but what you can affirm is that if someone wants a stable, happy and std-free wife, he should probably marry a virgin since they're more likely to be all that

>>34757153
No. If I'm right this is extrapolation because there aren't many studies that show how many are infected with herpes. Some of the studies that exists are about much lower numbers. No source for you. I only think I saw this information somewhere before.

>>34754856
robots btfw

>>34756594
>doesn't post evidence and just does insult in vain
>>34756641
>>34756791
pathetic

>>34757475
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_herpes_simplex
Herpes infections are really fucking common and most of the time they dont show any symptoms, hence why you think prevalence is low.

It's common, its symptoms are generally not severe, you can get it easily on your first sexual encounter or from plenty of other sources. Flu is much more worrying than this shit.

>>34754742
kek you earned it roastie whore

>>34757697
>But look at all the (you)'s anon

>>34757422
>>34757163
>>34756893
>>34756891
>>34756863
>>34756791
>>34756641

>>34757579
>robots btfw
KEKITTY KEK KEK KEK