Chaddest thing you've done

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>>34753856

>ask her if she has a bf, which she does, and tells me she's been with her for about 4 years and that he's very nice yadda yadda
>asks me if I have a gf
>respond I don't, but that "I've always been attracted to girls like you, you know?"
>she picks it up, doesn't freak out, I then conclude that if she gave her number to a stranger like me in a cab and didn't freak out, she must have some interest, which, after some lewd texts, she does
>quickly the thing got raunchy, she sends me nudes, asks me for dick pics, and then start talking about favorite sex positions and whatnot
>I pull answers straight out of my ass, since I'd only had sex once back when I was 16
>she said she liked anal, gave decent head and that, despite "loving my boyfriend to death, a girl has her needs"
>agree to meet up at her place a week later
>I'm kinda nervous, and I don't like her at all since she's not my type, but willing to fuck her as a statement to myself that maybe I can pull this kind of things more often
>I get there, she buzzez me in, greet her and we go inside
>acting very friendly, she asks me how I've been and if I want something to drink, as if I was an old friend even tho we just met like two weeks ago
>tells me the boyfriend is out of town on holiday or some shit
>she opens a bottle of wine, we go to her room and sit on her bed, talking
>fast forward 10 minutes later, we're taking off each other's clothes and kissing
>try to act alpha and behave dominant, take her pants off and start eating her pussy despite not knowing how, but what the fuck, she's moaning
>put a rubber on, and procceed to fuck her
>she's moaning really loud now, and begs me to fuck her doggystyle, which I do
>suddenly get a brilliant idea
>I slow down and she turn around, asking me what's wrong
>I, grinning like an eveil genius, tell her that there's something that would make me cum buckets that "we'd find very kinky"

cont'd

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>>34753882

>tell her to call her boyfriend, and ask him how he's doing and all that, WHILE I'M FUCKING HER IN THE ASS
>she just laughs, and depsite her initial disbelief, thining I was only joking, agrees
>I put it in her pooper
>holyfuckthisfeelsamazing.jpeg
>start ramming her
>tell her to put the speaker on. she does.
>the guy answers, noticeably excited, while she asks him how's the trip
>he answers that it's cool, that he misses her, that it's cold where he is
>all while this girl has my dick as hard as thor's hammer in her shitter, biting the pillow as to not let out her moans
>he asks her how she's doing
>I slow down a bit, she tells her about her week and that "she loves him and misses him"
>I'm literally diamond hard
>after a while they hang up and she laughs. at this point, I cum like I've never cummed before, in her ass

After that, we just sat and talked over some cigarettes, then I got my shit and went home. She kept messaging me for about a month, but I cold shoulder'd her and eventually ghosted her until she texted me no longer.

I checked her instagram a couple weeks ago, and she keeps updating it with pics of her with the boyfriend, with love emoticons and all that.

>>34753856
Fucked too girls from my work one of them I took her virginity

The girl who's virginity I took, she "set me up" with thr other girl as a test to see if I "really loved her."

Long story short I fucked the girl and still took the other ones v-card

>>34753856
>get the conversation going
normie

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>8/10 girl sits next to me on the almost empty bus
>I get up and move elsewhere at the next station

>>34754028

not in the slightest, bitch

>be me
>good guy Greg
>it's my natural instinct to help people out
>sitting next to grill on bus
>see a beta boy I know getting bullied
>they are pulling his hair
>pretending to be that mouse from ratatouille
>I tell him to cut it out
How would you like it if I started pulling your hair
>kid in question was trying to impress the "hard kids" britbongs will know the kids I'm talking about
I'm being the guy from ratatouille
>he mutters slightly nervous, eager to impress his peers
>one thing led to another and I ended up grabbing his fringe and twisting it
>not in a fight sort of way he just let it happen
>later he went to get the beta boys hair but I pushed him back onto his seat and told him to stop it
>grill tells me not to get involved and that she's been bullied and that makes it worse
>I tell her my story how I used to be bullied until I stood up for myself
Idk lol

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Walked right into a place and asked them for a job. When they asked why I thought that they should hire me and not someone else. I said" because I can show up on time, I can work hard, and I can do I all with a good attitude, and you and both know how rare that is". I started that day.

>>34754327

did you give him a firm handshake?