>cut off my hand >die

>>34753623
I'm not sure who you're quoting, but they sound like they had an unfortunate end

>>34753623
Only in half life.

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>>34753623
>cut off my hand
>starting to die
Wow you're right why didn't I think of this sooner

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>>34753640
>I'm not sure who you're quoting, but they sound like they had an unfortunate end
I am quoting the events which have occurred in my life

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>cut myself while cooking
>implode

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>cut off my hand
>live

all you weak faggots need to get off my board
if you can't even cut off your hand without dying you need to get more gud

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For future reference, hypothetically, if I were to cut off a hand, or maybe a leg, or something- if I were to apply immediate first aid, how likely would it be that I would survive? Would a simple bit of bandaging be enough?

>>34753831
No. You need to cauterize it, or else you'll still bleed to death and faint and die.

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>>34753831
>For future reference, hypothetically, if I were to cut off a hand, or maybe a leg, or something- if I were to apply immediate first aid, how likely would it be that I would survive? Would a simple bit of bandaging be enough?
I think if you prevented excessive blood loss, with any method, you could survive

wrapping something extremely tightly around the wound would prevent too much blood from coming out, I forgot what it was called

Actually when a limb is completely severed the blood loss is quite minor compared to when a major blood vessel is ruptured. Can't remember the exact mechanic.

>>34753886
A tourniquet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston