>ugh anime? can't you talk about anything else on this date?

Do you wear diapers?

>>34752383
>sips some Pepsi
>keep some in the straw
>blow the trapped Pepsi out of the straw
>create a stream of Pepsi flowing into the tit crevice
Looks like anime was enough to get you weight heh heh

>>34752383
I haven't said a single thing about anime though.
>turns her head to reveal a bluetooth headset
>"excuse me, I'm talking. What, no don't worry Jason, just some weird guy talking to me"

>>34752383
If you can't handle me at my weebest you don't deserve me at my normalfagest
Fuck off bish this dinner is over

And you're paying

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>ummm...I think i forgot my wallet, can you pay sweetie?

>>34752427
Best post delete thread its over

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>>34752427
>Jason
orignal

That's what you get for hooking up with an obvious Stacey

>>34752482
yeh sure.

waiter? the bill please.

>>34752482
Who's child is this

>>34752383
Uh, r-read any manga?

>>34752383
>what about post-anabelian froeboid geometry?
>"im all ears tee hee"

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>thanks for the dinner anon, white guy aren't usually this nice to me. so what's the /pol/ you talk about all the time?

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>>34752383
Sure, I know a lot about edo japan as well! Did you know that kenjutsu (or kendo in more recent times) is a martial art based on fighting with the sword? I've trained in kenjutsu extensively and I can defend you from any attacker.

>>34752609
tfw no Argentinian gf
>tfw that wasn't original

>Thanks for the dinner
>clearly eating breakfast
what did you mean by that?

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>anon you don't seem like the other guys i dated. what is your favorite bible passage?

>>34752693
tfw no Christian MILF to go on dates with

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>thanks for dinner anon, I think after this we can go down to the protest to stop drumpf

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Talk about the super bowl is an obvious topic, great chance to offhandedly mention how social you are. You could also talk about the food and restaurant which leads to talk about other foods and other restaurants. Ask her about her bigass watch then make a joke about how it looks stupid and you don't care.

Does anyone else come up with a list of topics to talk about before social events?

>>34752550
it's a chad name though
>>34752693
>choose one of the many about genocide or bestiality to freak her out

>>34752693
Honestly, 1 Samuel 18:27, when I read it at church I thought it had to be the most idioitic passages amd it was funny because of it.

>>34752383
>c-can I see your feet?

>all of these women have stronger chins than me
holy FUCK I hate being a subhuman chinlet

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>>34752730
>christian milf
>milf
>yfw that's a 16-year-old Olympic gold medalist swimmer

>>34752901
damn, she looks 40

>>34752926
Probably just stayed in the water too long.

>>34752943
That's what I'm thinking. all that chlorine dried her skin out

>>34752926
Thats what women with no make up look like now. You cant tell though since they are all caked in it

>>34752901
>16-year-old
Jesus Christ she's on some E-001 bioweapon shit

>>34752842
The counting part is the best.

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>so you interested with space too anon? how about my fist in Uranus?

>>34753097
That line is instamarriage material

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>>34753097
Actually it's pronounced ur-ran-us, so your joke doesn't work

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>implying I would buy these parasites dinner

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>>34753097
>Blast Off Von Braun!

M...M..ugh!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! MOMMY!!!! GIVE ME MILKY!!! GIVE ME MILKY OUT OF YOUR BOOBIES!!! NICE AND WARM AND FRESH MILKY!!!! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKY MILKY MILKY!!!!

If you don't like anime then I want nothing to do with you, roastie.

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>anon, is that a pack of adult diapers in your bag? so nice of you to take care of your older relatives!

>>34752383

NUH UH OP GIRLS TOTALLY LIKE NERDY THINGS AND YOU CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT THEM!

>>34748405

SEE!!

>>34752665
have you never been to ihop or dennys at night? its normal.

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>anime?! i would love to talk about it with you

>>34752482
>Go on date
>Girl brings massive fucking purse
>She wants to eat sushi on a first date
>Orders about 30 dollars worth of takoyaki and sushi by herself
>Check comes
>She conveniently forgot her wallet and didn't put it in her purse that weighs a metric ton
>Have to pay
I hate this shit

>>34753865
was she stacy tier? that could explain it

>>34753968
She was a chubby weeb girl I found on OKC when I was drsperate

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>not having an anime loving anorexic model gf

>>34752693
Austin 3:16

>>34752482

Of course, darling, my autism provided me a PhD and a STEM job.

Sorry for being so bored.

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>why don't you look people in the eye, anon?

>>34752383
"Ugh facebook? Can't you talk about anything else on this date? See two can play at this game eh?"

>>34754377
What the fuck kind of spaghetti is that? Theres not even sauce on it. And only three meatballs? I'm a growing boy, I need more protein than that.

>>34752383
no, fuck you, I'm gonna tell you about my waifu and you're gonna listen

>>34752383
I used to be bad at this but now when I speak to women they're usually laughing and smiling the whole time.

>>34754002
>mfw no qt girl who wants a guy like me and we're both loyal and supportive and we play final fantasy X under the covers cuddling and making love
I just want to be with a woman that is a good person

>>34754454

I see five meatballs in that picture.

>>34754509
Are you blind or do you just not know how to count?

>>34754454
looks like the sauce has the same color as the pasta

>>34754528
I believe he was referring to the "meatballs" hovering above the plate.

>>34754601
I'm not exactly sure what those things are, but I don't think they're meatballs. At least they don't look edible.

>>34754377
Look at those fucking juicy meatballs!

Oh and tits I guess who cares I'm hungry!

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>>34752383
Fuck you you fucking slut why are you talking with me in the first place, leave me alone please life is already hard enough, please i beg stop making me suffer please i have had enough, i think about killing myself everyday and i cry every night, please just let me watch my anime i won't bother any of you jus ignore me please, my eyes hurt, please save me god please please please i have had enough i cant endure it anymore someone save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save mesave me save me save me save me save me

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>>34752693
Micah 7:8

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>Thanks for taking your aunt out to dinner anon she didn't take her divorce well

Wut do you do?

>>34753470
She looks like a Mirror's Edge character

>>34753097
What if I'm actually into that, though?

What else would I talk about? I don't know what grills like.

>>34752782
That guy looks retarded.

>>34754620
Is this guy completely gay?

TODAY ONLY

INSTALL THE McDONALDS APP ON YOUR SMARTPHONE and get a FREE $5 GRAND MAC SANDWICH

ENDS TODAY

DO IT NOW

IM SERIOUS

DO IT

THE SANDWICH IS GIGANTIC

Fuck your thread

Go eat now

>>34754737
>Fucking your aunt

Isn't that like fucking your mom?

>>34752383
>What do you know about white genocide?

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>>34752383
>would you rather talk about the jews?

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>>34752482
Who are you?
Why is it so bright?
How did you get in my house?

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>>34752693
2 timothy 2 15 is the correct answer if trying to pull a christess desu; I'm too autistic to talk to those girls personally though, they beak forever and I can't abide by it.

>>34755370
THICCCCCC
>originally

>>34754737
Blood or by marriage?
How blood?
Is hell real, senfam?

>>34752926

Swimming. Took it up recently been at it a year. I have aged about 5 years on the face.

>>34754737
uhhh maybe. If she looked like that

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>>34755428
>2 timothy 2:15
1 timothy 2:15 is a good alternative though.

>>34755513
why don't people put moisturizer on after swimming in chlorine. It dries your skin out

>>34755584
>pic
what am I armed with?
I could probably take 3-4 waves before I get tired with bare fists. If I had a bat or knife or something I bet I could go more.

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>So how do you feeI about the bIack lives matter movement, anon? Do you support it, or..?

>>34752383
>then they put the fox INSIDE Naruto

>>34755654
Y-yes... Can I suck your toes after I paid? Like you promised? M-maybe?

>>34752482

LET ME TRY THAT EXCUSE ON UNCLE SAM THIS APRIL AND SEE HOW THAT FLIES

>>34755654
I think Black checkbooks matter. Because we're splitting the bill, alright sugar tits?

>>34755594

I do. Tried Aveno, Roc Posay, loads of other shit. Doesn't work. It's honestly worse than smoking.

>>34755634
both sides no weapons, bare hands only.

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>>34752383
I fucking hate anime so I don't think I'll ever have this problem with a chick. Anime is for loser, obese basement dwelling neckbeards

>>34755654
I hate n-niggers.

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>wow anon how did you know froyo was my favorite?

>>34756274
she's cute in the sense that she looks like she'll stab you in your sleep

>>34752383
oh really tell me more about yourself
oh all you do is play shitty moblie games on your phone, gossip and fuck around on snap chat and insta gram?

basic ass bitch

>>34752693
Psalm 23:4
and you?

>>34755363
Being a millennial (alive) is pain and suffering.

>>34752426
foci that got me

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omg anon i love places like these. i really like your outfit, where'd you get it from?

>>34753990
>chubby girl has equally chubby purse and orders a lot of food
who coulda seen that coming

>>34752482
>Take a nice picture at a restaurant
>Lonely virgin NEETs will use it to project their deep-seated resentment of the female kind
Ain't the world something

>>34756708
OH MY GOD WHERE IS THIS RESTAURANT IS IT ON THE CUP

>>34754858
themseIves

>>34752782
>tfw Chad will never ravage your boipusci then threaten to beat you up and rape your sister if you breathe a word about it to anyone.
Abstract feel.

>>34756274
everyone looks like shit in that lighting

>>34755654
I only support your pussy with muh dick nigger

>>34756808
why do normies have to take pictures everywhere all the time?

>>34752383
Sure. Lets talk about how your sister is more attractive and isn't showing her age as badly.

>>34756708

She even has a red room jumper. Cant fucking wait for twin peaks. I have a feeling it's going to be season 2 all over again tho.

>>34753865
It's $30, and you're going out to eat.
Are you really that poor? it's chump change.

>>34752383
Women aren't worth it but I found a way around some flaws, let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>34752782
anons unless you genuinely enjoy the super bowl, play or have played the sport and follow the teams, dont talk about things you dont enjoy. dont pretend to be a 'chad' to get a girl to like you. if a girl doesn't like you for who you are and what you like doing you both dont have a future together.

Ever notice how those thin petite girls with huge DD tits always have no butt? It's like their genetics are wired to send all fat to the tits.

>>34757020
WOW! That's a pretty salty comment for a joke/bad bait thread. Take a nap or something, buddy. Huh, wow!

>>34757090
Please do go on. Does your wife work? How about you? What grade are your kids in? Does it add stress to the relationship? Are you two socially active? What types of things do you two do together?

>>34757090
so you have to use violence to get what you want?
why not get her cooking lessons and cultivate a passion in cooking. that way she would've been motivated to cook and it would taste better.

people like you deserve a bullet in the head. i hope you rot in hell.
kudos i guess for keeping the kids out of it.

>>34757090
Literally /our guy/odidodododo

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>>34757090
Good job, dude! Full support from me.

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>>34757381
>our guy

>has a wife and kids
>implied not a virgin
>chad who beat up his wife

what has my r9k become. why do you people come here?

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>>34757090
Tfw no abusive husband

>>34757033
30 dollars is a lot for one person and one meal
With my food it was $50 and that's way too much for me when she's an ugly bitch looking for free food
She refused to come back to my place and had her friends cry to me when I blocked her number

I'm not an atm I'm not free food

>>34752383
lol jokes on you faggot this premise isnt even believable cuz i'd never be able to get a date with a big tit qt like that

>>34752693
Proverbs 31

>>34757381
he's a fucking normie
originalo

>>34757090
well damn Ahmed

>>34752383
OP if that qt wasn't into all the same degenerate shit that I was why would I even be there?

>>34758472
would you say no to a date with her if she didn't share your intrests?

>>34752693
Ecclesiastes is the only real answer, where the fuck do you think you are right now.

>>34752383
>Shut up whore, I'm just pretending to be nice because I want to fuck your pussy later.

>>34756980
would also like to know
before:
>muh privacy
now they do it for free

>>34754699
if this was real he would be confirmed GOAT president

>>34755479
all pertinent questions
>>34755584
>1 timothy 2:15
an excellent choice

>>34755654
it's a terrorist movement and should be recognized as such

>>34752383
The same guy makes these same threads everywhere but makes them relevant to the board.

>>34752482
>Ah shit, me too. Be back, gotta ring my roommate so he can bring it over. He lives close by".

>>34752383
>But you were the one who started talking about it. Also thanks for reminding me that we're on a date, that's not strange at all.

>>34752383
would you like a deep insight into fighting games

>implying a girl would go on a date with me

>>34755758
Here, have a (You)
That was some inspired bait.

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>>34757325
>so you have to use violence to get what you want?
>not using violence to make domestic justice
Fuck off whiteknight. Spoiled bitches never learn through peaceful ways.
The only thing that matters is the result, not the way you achieve it, and violence is the simplest way to accomplish that exact result.

>>34752482
JOKER IS A FEMALE NOW!

fuck you Hollywood jews.

>>34752383
I couldn't even imagine a girl that attractive giving me the time of day.

>>34754509
I see 7, hint lower left

>>34757867
Then why did you pay for it in the first place? Should have told the waiter you were paying separately, paid for your food and then left. You beta cuck

>>34761659
because I eat there a lot by myself and I didn't want to lose the goodwill I had built up with the little japanese lady who owns it just to fuck over some tubby dyke using me for food money

>>34761659
not him but $30 is a lot for one person. if she knew he was going to pay, she shouldnt have ordered that much shit. shitty thing to do. where i'm from you can get a good meal at a mid-tier restaurant for $8-12

>>34752383
How's about we talk about dem big ole melons

>>34761659
normally when a girl forces the guy to pay for the date he pays for it but gets sex later

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>>34757090
I'd love to see you have your wife read this otloud in front of your family and hers.

internet tough guy

>>34753460
>It's normal
Fuck you you you!!! God damned it's like they make up new rules on the fly. What next?!?! You know what, forget it.

>>34753036
That reference though