Is it weird that I really want a gf but don't give two shits

I don't know. I just want to marry Lillie and we'll run a Pokemon daycare together

Everyone deep down desires some form of affection or loves something/someone so naw.

It's fine you don't want friends, friends come and go but lovers are of value.

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Nope, not weird. Friends are boring, extremely temporary, and fake.
I just want a bf. No friends, pls.

>>34752455
Are you a girl? If so be my gf and we can be the only people in each other's lives.

>>34752455
>I just want a bf
trapfags get out
>>34752470
stop falling for it you retards

>>34752351

thats the complete opposite of a healthy outlook on life.

gfs will just eat up all your time and money and fuck you over, good friends will usually be there for you, and they pay for their own food.

>>34752351
the main reason I eventually started seeking out relationships wasn'tthe desire for intimacy, it was social pressure to not have everybody think of me as a virgin loser

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>>34752470
I have a vagina and was born with one, so yes. Sure, I'll be your gee eff. Just don't ghost me like everyone else.

>>34752529
Okay then, post Skype.

>>34752659
>>34752529
>TFW happy for both of them
>TFW lonely AF
JUST

>>34752659

sitting here waiting to coopt and take spoils for myself

i feel the same as op btw

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>>34752659
I don't have Skype anymore, anon. I deleted it because I had no contacts on there.
I only have a throwaway email, but I'm scared to post it publicly. Can you post yours first? ;__;

>>34752786
Sure
[email protected]

>>34752717
She'll end up ignoring him.
Most fembots do.
People need to stop falling for this fucking BS.

>>34752786
[email protected]

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>>34752809
>having a bf with that mail

holy boners

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>>34752809
Stop pretending to be me, anon.
He's an imposter, fembot.

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Post moar lillies

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>>34752455
>>34752529
>>34752786

I came to the thread late again.

Any other girl also want just a bee eff without friends?

>>34752974
I figured, anon. I didn't bother emailing that guy, because I knew that he's a troll.

>>34753013
You're just gonna get cat-fished. Nobody here is actually a fembot.

>>34753047
>being this new
>genuinely thinking there's a secret little safe space for males only, and women wouldn't ever find out about it or go on it
Fucking wew. There's plenty of real girls on here, many women have posted proof. It's not that hard to believe. How new are you?

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>>34753010
Contribute lillies

>>34752974
>someone unironically took the time to shoop a (you) into the post
what the fuck dude

>>34753022
Thanks.
I have uni, but I'll email you after.

>>34753083
No, you won't. Have a nice day, though.

>>34753102
Can I email you? Do you have a throwaway?

>>34753076
>shoop
Nah you're just a /pol/-tier troll. Fuck off my gee eff.

>>34753102
Savage.
Anon BTFO

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>>34753115
>Fuck off my gee eff
This is actually really, really cute.
>tfw no protective, slightly jealous bf

>>34753113
Yeah, I have a throwaway. I doubt you'll let me message you or that you won't ghost me, though. But if you post email I'll add you.

>>34753144
I'll be your bf. Like I said, email; [email protected]

>>34753173
That's literally my email though, anon. This is kind of creeping me out. Do you know me?

>>34753170
Kay. I'm the one you were originally talking to, someone just shooped that reply.

[email protected]

Please email me.

>>34753215
I'm so confused. I don't know which one is OP or who is lying. ;___;

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>>34753215
>>34753227
Only takes a couple of seconds in paint I guess, but I'm the real one.

>>34753227
>who is lying
They all are.

>>34753204
Do not trust this poster. They are a literal nigger male, trying to catfish robots.

>>34753252
I posted mine first. Took you long enough.

>>34753256
Kek, I'm not a "nigger" or a male, I could even privately show proof that I'm a female but only once I got comfortable with the person I was talking to.

>>34753275
>>34753252
Why are you both lying...? Pretty sure OP left the thread.

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>>34752351
I used to think that I want a gf but then I realized something.
3D women are fucking horrible. I want pussy, it's a primal male instinct but I do not want the creature around it.

>>34753277
>mulatto
>implying there's a difference

Still trying to catfish. Most of us know not to trust you.

fuck all of you impostors

real email here is

[email protected]

>>34753335
Had a good kek at that one desu.

>this thread has literally turned into a bunch of lying faggots
Wew

>>34753387
This anon >>34752809 probably doesn't want the fembot anyway. She's a catfishing nigger.

>tfw sitting back laughing at other people fail
this is entertaining as fuck.

>>34753414
I'm not a catfish, kek. I would've revealed my race after emailing an anon who didn't initially already know. But I'm not gonna be adding anyone now because everyone here is a liar/bitter and angry.

>>34753435
I don't mind if you're black, email me anyway.

>>34753452
I'm a mulatta, so not fully black. But apparently that's "the same thing" according to some anons.

>>34753435
Or you would have ignored him.

>>34753452
>>34753452
It's a fucking male. A ton of robots know this poster.
Don't fall for it.

>>34753489
Oh, you're that "dem feels" guy. I only ignored you because I met another guy online with the same name as yours, and he was a horrible person, and I just got scared and paranoid and thought you might've been him. I didn't ignore you for no reason. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

>>34753508
I've literally only emailed like two or three robots at most...who knows me, besides those people? I'm also literally not a male, and you have no proof of me being male, you're just assuming that I am because you still think it's 2004 and that women don't exist on the Internet.

>>34753527
Yeah, I'm dem feels.
That wasn't me... Please e-mail back.
Where do you meet this other person?

>>34753547
Lies.

>>34753588
Hitler dubs, don't fall for it. She's (male) a catfish.

WTF is going on ITT?

> tfw you'll never find a gf who browses r9k

>>34753588
I'm really sorry, then. I'll email you right now. I honestly didn't mean to hurt you, I just got scared. I met them on some random chat site online, but they told me that they also browse 4chan so I thought it might've been you. ;__;

>>34753609
A catfish is in our midst.

>>34753608
No offense, but can you pls go? I'm not a male. Also, can you tell me who you are...? Do we know each other? I don't talk to anyone, so I don't get how you would know me.

>>34753069
What lewd things would you do to Lillie?

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>>34753633
Why would I tell you?
Don't I gotta go? :^)

>>34753696
If you're being rude, then yes.
Pls just tell me. I might have an explanation if I offended you, or something. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

>>34753695
i would do all sorts of lewd things, like hold her hand, and even give her hugs.

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>>34753807
That was WAY too far. I bet you'd even cuddle while stroking her hair you sick fuck.
>>>/d/

>>34752351
Over the years I've dropped all my friends. They're not much good to the average robot.

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>>34753807
I can't fap to that.
mkmk

>>34754055
Same. I got a cat. She's the only companion I need.

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I want to have silly fun and put my willy inside of Lillie's cunny so that I can make sticky cummies inside of her and because she makes my willy feel funny!

>>34754653
I want Lillie to carry me in her bag

I want to lick Lillie's sticky thighs after that anon has filled her with his cummies.

I want to watch Lillie getting destroyed by Solgaleo's giant metal lion dick.

>>34752351
That is a very nicely nicely styled back. It makes my mouth watery for some butthole.

>>34752351
I want a gf(male or female) that is also a friend.

I dropped all my "friends" years ago and even denied attempts at reconnection.

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>>34755180
>gf(male or female)

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>>34755279
I'm just covering my bases