What's your excuse now?

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fembot here, chubby boys are definitely the best

>>34752282
>>34752469
problem is that many fat guys are also short

like dobson

>>34752282
Link please.

Orginjzbha

>>34752528
I think it's worse when a fat guy is tall because he weight more because he's tall. If I was short, I wouldn't weight 350, but because I'm 6'3, I weight that much. If I was 5'8 I would weight 310 or 315.

>>34752643
Here's the link, anon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsbPXH_tYo4

Forgot the link, sorry lads.

>Be chubby
>Meet girl on tinder who's into that
>Have sex for hours on end

OP's right. My life has changed.

>>34752282
>What's your excuse now?

I`m a tranny.

Top kek this is not original somehow.

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>>34752282
Several reasons:
1. Women, in general, are lazy, attention-whoring, manipulative, and narcissists. Also groce.
2. I have a waifu, and must remain pure for her.
3. I have no desire to get some clingy 3/10 pregnant (which I will from lack of skill/experience), or contract some venereal disease (again, women are groce), when I can just masturbate.
4. No (real) woman can satisfy my myriad of odd and deviant fetishes.
5. Spending time with a woman means less time for friends, who (hopefully) won't leave you after a year for a Chad or nigger.
6. This also means less time for hobbies, which for some is their only means of income.

Maybe I am a permavirgin. Maybe I'll find The One. I don't know.

>>34752695
2:10 she says there's something better about larger guys. It's not necessarily fatasses, just be bigger than them.

Also >>34752528 is right.

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>>34752983
You just saved me a click.

So in the end she just meant bigger than her, not an obese neckbeard like myself? Ok...

With daddy issues running rampant in girls the dad bod is becoming very popular.

Just wish girls would liked cute short guys like me

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>>34754054
>short
>cute

Pic one

>>34754118
Puppy's are cuter than dogs because there smaller

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>>34754948
Manlet in denial

>>34754993
Spanky/brian kendrick is cuter than kane

>>34752282
Chubby guy here, my wife can't keep her hands off me.

5'8" manlet and with really broad shoulders l get old I should cosplay a high fantasy dwarf a lot.

>>34752282
I'm a skinny twig. If I was a fag it might be alright but I'm not.

>>34752282
>women will be into everything except for skeletons

even more proof that skeletons aren't sexy - there isn't any skeleton porn

>>34752528
All I want is a short or average height fat guy tbqh

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>>34755263
>skeleton

Lel I'd rather be that than can morbidly obese neckbeard

>>34755760
is 5'7 average
i was the shortest guy in my shared flat

>>34755902
It might be average in a profoundly malnourished country.

>>34756056
t-thanks
tfw 240 pounds

>>34756083
Fat is also different from morbidly obese.

>>34755902
I'd say lower end of average but I wouldn't call you short

>>34756137
bmi says im obese, 31. something
besides women around here only want chad my fault for living in new normieland i guess
>>34756271
problem is it real noticeable when you have tall roommates, good thing i dont live with them anymore