How does one go about winning the affections of a MILF? Seriously.

Come on faggots, help me out.

I think my chances are pretty good.

Be Chad in middle aged form.

Say you want her to be your mommy and want to suckle on her nipples

>>34750502
>be chad
>don't not be chad
>talk to milf
>profit

>>34750502
If she's a single mother then all you need is money.
She won't fuck you, but she'll still "love" you.

>>34750502
Find a single mom.
They're usually so cock-starved they take anyone, consider it entry-level dating.
Also, if their kids like you and you act like a father-figure to them, the mom will be horny for you all day.

>>34750502
>be a cuck
>don't not be a cuck
>offer the milf your wallet & balls
>profit-loss

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>>34751589
>>34752010
she is a single mom
also her kid is literally this guy

I'm a NEET though, no money.

>>34752691
>I'm a NEET though, no money.
You're fucked unless you're attractive.
Single mothers will always put their child first, you are basically just an asset to help her child.

>>34752799
I am attractive
also i'm pretty sure she's loaded

>>34750502
MILFs are just older Stacies. If you're a true Chad, they'll drown their babies for you.

>>34753159
But are you attractive enough? Being a 6/10 isn't gonna cut it.

>>34753217
>If you're a true Chad, they'll drown their babies for you
That's a scary thought.

>>34753845
>That's a scary thought
It is. And I would've called that edgy bait, had I not read stories where people actually did that.