*blocks your path* What do?

>>34749999
Check those fat quads.

>>34749999
>>34750011
*checks those fat doubles and obese quads while I suck a big black dick*

Call his mommy, and say "No tendies for the big man."
That will send him crying.

>>34749999
Tell him that he's a white male, punch him in the face, watch him collapse onto the floor, laugh for a couple seconds, then keep going as if nothing happened.

>>34749999

Call a bulldozer

Tip it over

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>>34749999
>What do?

Wait for him to die 20-30 years early of morbid obesity

>>34749999
>Sir you're blocking all emergency exits no matter where you sit, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the building

>white
That's a funny way of spelling skinny.

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>>34749999
Tell him to move. If he refuses to, I draw my bodyguard and ask him again.

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>>34749999
Poke where the arrow shows and die in the following earthquake

The buffet is that way fat cunt. Now get out of my way before I knock you on your ass and cause a magnitude 8 earthquake.

>''E-excuse me ma-ma'am, can I pass p-please''

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s

Wait a minute until (s)he gets tired and has to sit down

>>34749999
>Yeah fuck white people
Punch him so hard his body vibrates and causes an earthquake

>>34750132
Hey that's not nice, someone his size could easily be injured by a fall like that.

>>34750177
should've thought about that before eating the tenth McDouble of the day

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>find his car
>follow him home
>employ some local dindus to ransack his house and beat him up
this is actually worth doing

>>34750222

>"its ok im not mad consider those items as reparations for slavery! Wont you guys bang my wife too pls??"

Play the PokeFlute originally

>>34750332
yeah he probably wouldn't even report it

I put on my climbing gear and begin the long ascent up Mount Fatty

>>34749999
>typical american male
That's a female Afrikaner dumb eurocuck, nice quads btw

>>34750222
>Niggas Of New York
Well looks like I got a new page to follow.

>>34749999
Spit in her face and just as shes about to shout at me i pull her shirt up and over her face and walk away.

ive gotten away with it before

I like how no one itt can tell if its a guy or a girl

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>>34749999
>What's going on here?
I said, originally

I'm from argentina so I'm safe